Josef Morrison Symond. Illegitimate son of professional baseball star, George Symond. Growing up as an only child with his mother Samantha Morrison who suffers from leukemia. They recently moved to a middle class neighborhood and make ends meet off the measly child support checks. A new high school brings new opportunities. 

The hottest baseball prospect America has seen for fifty years starts his climb to the top. 

*Dedicated to my Uncle and best friend. This is a work of fiction that shares a few similarities to modern day. School names, character names and the like are made up.*

*Cover art is not mine. All credit goes to the photographer who took such a phenomenal picture.*

A/N:- From this point Alex will be referred as a girl and him/his will change to her and name Alex will be used until it's not changed.
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As Alex was walking on the street full of people, they all were giving her a weird looks but she just ignored them because she have more important things to worry about like.

'What the fuck is this, their are cars without tires and, and some are flying, IS THIS A ANIME WORLD. But which one I never seen a anime with flying cars or have I ? But only this is not enough to tell in which world I am. I can ask someone, but what will I ask 'hey can you tell me which world is it?' they will pretty much hand me over to the police or maybe ROBO COPS!!!!!! .'
Thinking and muttering to herself Alex came in front of a shop which look like a family restaurant
'So this is the place' She once again looked at the map to confirm and enter it. Just like outside everybody who saw her was giving a weird look, once again ingoring the Alex sat on a empty seat next to the window and pick up the menu.
'I can't read it' *SIGH* 'But I expected this much the bill boards and the posters were also written in some other language but at least the speech is same and I can also understand it.'
After Staring at the menu for a while a waitress approached Alex and asked is a sweet voice
"What would you like to order sweety?"
Alex looked up to her and saw a young girl most likely in her late teens.
"You have coffee?"
She looked at Alex in shock and without a second thought asked "YOU WANT COFFEE." She was loud enough that everyone in the restaurant heard it and focus their attention towards them. Again ignoring all this Alex said.
"YES, I want coffee and make a strong one."
Her face got even more twisted as she heard Alex, for her point of view Alex looked like a four or five year girl and instead of ordering whatever the hell she can she want coffee.
"YES right away." And she lest.
Alex start looking at the people around her and she noticed that many of them have non humanoid features like horns, wing, elf ears etc, she even notices similar feature on people walking outside.
'They all seams to have animalistic features and some are flying without wings, they all seams to have some kind of power I also have one but in what anime their is such high level of technology and 'DEMI HUMANS' I am not certain but I think their are some anime like that.
Soon the waitress arrived with Alex's order.
"Here's your order." She places the cup on the table.
"Thank you." Alex picked up the cup and take a small sip and swallow it.
'I can drink coffee and it tastes bitter, but at least.' Alex continue to drink and the waitress keep looking in shock. After finishing the coffee
"How much?" Alex asked
"HUH!?!?!"
"How much for the coffee?"
"OH! It's 540 yen."
'So I am in Japan but these Yen's are different from what I have seen, maybe this world. Not that it matters.' Alex took out the bundle of cash from the bag and the waitress seems like her eyes will pop out with few other people some were looking at her greedily but most of them were shocked. Alex give her 600 yen and ran out of the shop.
[-Waitress pov-]
'What kind of kid drinks coffee and carry such cash with them and don't have a pair of shoes or socks' She questioned herself as she saw Alex ran out of the door.
It is 11:15 and Alex is heading towards a mall and after few minutes of walking she is standing in front of a mall name; she can't read, but she can understand the map as it was written in English.
'First I have to get a phone and some other stuff that get my attention.'
Alex walked in the mall and first thing he does is walk in the electronics store and got herself a phone of 80.5K, a number and a internet connection it was a long process a far-far more long than she thought, she even have to fake crying to get it but when she showed them the cash they were all like they saw a ghost.
Then Alex got herself a pair of socks and shoes and a t shirt and a short but their was still a very big problem in front of Alex as she was standing in front of kids underwears.
'Should I buy some or not, without it, it feels nice when wind blows and without it I don't know how many days will I manage.' Finally Alex decided to buy some then Alex went to the dressing room and the first thing he saw is a reflection of a small girl with gray hair that reach up to her knees jet black eyes with a cute face with healthy looking skin and a white long summer dress.
Alex stared at herself for few moments and with a blush on her face 'I am definitely cute. I must be full right now I doesn't feel like tearing someone apart and I am looking healthy, I don't feel sleepy either, but I am not certain.' Alex undressed herself 'I should try it.'
Alex closed her eyes and stood their for a few and when he opened his eyes he could see 8 Rinkaku {{ [four pairs] (They are like tentacles that comes out from the lower back of the body) }} coming from her back she tried to move them and surprisingly she can move them as she like she also tried to change the shape of it, it worked half success half failure. All though she can change the shape of them but their basic structure doesn't change,she can change the shape of it at the tip like make a hand move it making a snake like tip and divide it at the top to get multiple tips. After a hour of playing (mostly for research purposes) in front of the mirror she changed into her newly bought cloths.
She was wearing a black half sleeve t shirt with graffiti on it a blue short her hair tied in a pony tail a watch phone in her hands cause the pockets were to small and a pair a white shoes with small socks, overall she locked cute, for a little girl.
-----[FEW HOURS TIME SKIP]-----
"WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!?!?!?!"
Alex was sitting on a bench in a park looking at her phone and shouting gibrish.
'This wold is a fucking mixture of like all the T.V. shows I have ever seen in my life (mostly half watched anime and few Hollywood movie) like their is the number 1 hero 'ALL MIGHT' awarded by 'ONE PUNCH AWARD' like their is one punch man in this world, but he went to space to find a tough opponent and people saw he is still holding his breath still. They even have 'ACTION KAMANE' (from shinchan) like WHAT THE ACTUAL BULLSHIT. IT'S LITERALLY FUCKED UP, but he retired save 3 cruse ship at the same time like 'FUCKING HOW!?!?!?!' AND-AND like their are dungens in this world and world teleportes that literally transport you to a whole new Earth, and their..........' After few hours of shouting at he top of his lungs Alex finally calmed down.
'This is bullshit it's like I am thrown in a mixture of anime world, Naruto is ever here. Life is going to be very tough but I must not give up as the 'NERDY GODDESS' is watching me and laughing her ass off watching me suffer.' Irritated as he was he opened the lunch box and cleaned it putting her phone and lunch box in her bag she just sat their in the middle of night looking at the stars and thinking about how will he(she) will beat others ass or get his(her) ass beaten.

This story contains every possible anime I can think of (in the starting) but I will add more and more on the way to the end. 

So lets take a boy was doesn't like anime that much and only heard of them from his otaku friends can he survive their or his story will end on the very first day. The god who reincarnated him is also a kind of okatu so he kind a get offended that he don't like what even a 'GOD' LIKE 

So he said "TIME TO CHANGE YOUR MENTALITY"
-------------------------------------------------------------------I do not own anything from the story. I am serious about this story (for now) so I will try to upload every day.

the MC does not have any kind of system or any skill that can him him conquer the world and things will not fall into his lap so he will struggle so if you don't like that kind of story. I request you to leave 

THANK YOU 
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English is not my mother language so their may be some spelling mistakes and grammatical mistakes.

A/N
Enjoy the chapter!!

Jai P.O.V.
I woke up to not my alarm, but Amiga coming on top of me and settling herself on my waist. I felt her nails slightly dig into my skin through the blanket. It made sense since I haven't cut her nails in a while. 
"Oh, ow, oww Amigaa!" I reacted, but she could care less. 
She kept twirling and twirling until she was finally comfortable, and put all of her weight on me, making my body jolt up in pain, "Oww you're to heavy Amigaa!!" I groaned. She's only a corgi, and females weigh 29 pounds maximum.
But I wasn't in the mood.
It was early, too early. 
So, I just pushed her off of me and she landed next to me on the bed. Amiga tried getting back up on top of me, but I was already getting up from bed, "Haha, you thought." I laughed at her. 
It was still a little bit dark outside, which was disappointing to see. Today I got to sleep in, because I finished all the work I had and my boss literally said these exact words, "I don't care when you come to work." 
So, my definition of sleeping in was when the sun fully rose, and I would wake up to a bright view. 
But no. 
I can't have what I want.
I unplugged my phone from the charger, to see what the time was: 6:30.
I rubbed and stretched my face in annoyance, "I woke up a whole hour early. UGH!!" I turned to eye Amiga, "This is all your fault." She looked at me for a second, then continued on to whatever she was doing. "Hmph, meanie." I pouted. 
I realized while brushing my teeth that I slept through the whole night, without waking up once. I high fived myself and smiled because it's a very rare occasion.
I finished brushing, washed my face, and gave Amiga her breakfast while eating cereal because I didn't have any energy to make anything. Quickly I gulped down the goods and checked the time: 7:00.
"Oh, it's still early. Oh wait of course it is." I glared at Amiga once again and made out hand gestures of anger at her while she was stuffing her face into her food. We headed our way to the couch and turned on the T.V. I debated on whether to watch anime or a romcom. "Hmm, shit I don't know." So, my only solution was to hold out two fists to Amiga, the left for rom-com and the right for anime. 
"Choose." I said to her as she looked at my fists.
After long thought, she raised her paw and landed it onto my right hand. "OK! Anime it is!" I smiled at her, ultimately forgiving the actions she displayed before. 
Even though she never apologized in the first place.
I immediately settled myself back on the couch and played the show as Amiga rested herself on my lap. After a couple of episodes, I checked the time again: 7:45. 
"Ok, I think I should start getting ready now."
I had to wake up Amiga since she fell asleep and realized how numb my legs became after she left. I wobbled as I stood up, but eventually retained my balance and went to go get changed.
I settled on a navy button-up with several tiny polka dots scattered all over, with black trousers and my signature socks. Usually, men can be known for their crazy ties or shoes, but in my case it's socks. It's just that no one really knows me for that, which is unfortunate because they don't know what they're missing out on. My trousers, unfortunately, cover most of the beautiful art that is covering my feet, but no one knows that I'm secretly rebelling the dress code. It makes me feel like a total badass. Today, I wore my taco socks which were a new pair, so I was extra excited.
I finished getting ready, put my shoes on, grabbed my coat and essentials, and kissed Amiga bye. As I passed Sahana's door I couldn't help remembering that incident. She hasn't talked to me ever since I asked to be friends with her. 
I sighed and shook my head, "Stop thinking about it Jai." 
As I was about to reach the elevator, I stepped on something. I lifted my foot up and saw what was lying below it. 
Keys?
I bent down and picked them up to have a better look at it, "These are Sahana's."
A tiny key chain with a picture of Monty was dangling, gave it away. "I wonder if she's still here, maybe she ubered?"
 I checked the time: 8:30.
"Fuck, I have to sprint if I want to catch her." And raced to the elevator, pressing the button rapidly until it finally opened and entered in. Once the elevator reached down to the garage floor, I exited and opened the door to the garage to see Kai and Sahana together, which significantly slowed down my pace. 
Thank god I got her in time.
"Sahana? Kai? What are you guys doing?" I asked in confusion. "Oh, she just couldn't find her keys, so I am helping her Jai." Kai answered. After hearing that, I reached into my pocket,
 "Oh,"
 and took them out, 
"You mean these?"

Sahana's eyes and mouth slowly started to widen and words eventually came out, "WHERE DID YOU FIND THOSE?!" she yelled and sprinted towards me then yanked her keys out of my hand. "I found them on the floor while leaving to work." I responded.
She looked like she was going to cry, I didn't know whether out of joy or sadness. "A-are you ok?" I asked, placing a hand on her shoulder, making her slightly flinch. 
Then out of nowhere, 

"HOLD UP. WHAT ABOUT ME?" 

We turned our heads to a confused looking Kai, looking at Sahana and at me again and again. "Oh sorry, let me introduce you to one another. Sahana, this is Kai my friend," I gestured. 
"Best friend," Kai interrupted. I rolled my eyes.

"Kai, this is Sahana,"

 I really didn't want to say it, 

"My neighbor." I said looking at him.

"Ohh that's why I thought you looked familiar," she smiled, "OH YEAH! You were with those girls at the café and made Jai pay. How did I forget already?" Kai replied laughing and pointing at me then suddenly stopped, recollecting what he had just heard. 
"Wait, what? You guys are neighbors? How come you didn't tell me Jai?"

Oh god please help me.

Instead, I just decided not to reply.
Now we just stood there, in the awkward silence. Kai was eyeing at me for an answer. But thankfully Sahana broke the silence, "Um, I better get going now, it's really late. Thanks, Jai, for finding my keys, and nice seeing you again Kai." She said before entering her car and finally leaving to work.
 And now Kai and I were alone.

"Well, that was an interesting morning." 



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A/N
Hey guysss 
Since there was no joke in the beginning let's do one now!
Some people cause happiness wherever they go... 
Others cause happiness whenever they go.


Ok maybe that one wasn't that good haha


AND ALSO THANK YOU GUYS SO MUCH FOR 2.5k READSSS OMLL IM SO THANKFUL FOR YA'LLL 😭😭


Anyways HAVE A FLIPPIN GREAT DAY MWAH :)))

"Who the hell are you?"

"What the hell are you doing in my apartment?"

A story between two neighbors and an incident that slowly draws them together 


*Disclaimer* this story has strong language and violence

for a little over a minute Astor makes incomprehensible mumble's and grunts while reading and finishes it of with a slight chuckle and with a mirthful smirk at Sahara he purrs, "looks like a nice trip hunny... miss Sahara or well soon to be Miss Aisaka i hope you enjoy it, make sure to make this life a little interesting k girl!" 
 Sahara just raises an eyebrow and with a good pause for a couple seconds he pulls out a bejewled dagger and with an almost demonic grin he tells her, " so you want to reincarnate there Huhhh well i guess you can but know this if you fuck up the plot be ready for the backlash like being killed in a very stupid way also know that all universe's deal with reincarnation a different way and because bleach actually has a system or a form of the after life you will be stuck there until you ethir cease to exist or is eaten and completely absorbed by a hollow or we chose to take you back and thats out of the question for atleast a thousand years... are you sure you dont wanna be reborn in marvel or something?" and with a stubborn smile she says, "now now... Astor SaMa~ i didnt know you actually liked me enough to care!" and Astor just shrugged his supernatural shoulders and says, "what ever floats your boat doll, anyway give me your hand i just need 5 drops of blood to seal the contract and i can give you your 5 wishes..." and after handing him her hand with a small wince he slices the tip of her finger drops 5 drops of blood into a small jar of ink gives her back her hand and then hands her a very fluffy feather pen ans with her other hand she signs her name in the blood ink and randomly pulls out an adventure time Marceline the Vampire Queen bandaid raps it gingerly around her finger and sits back and pulls out a book thats big and bright neon yellow book with strawberry colored that prints 'RULE BOOK'
and in smaller golden letters it says  
 'by God JOHN of mops and dirty socks'
 And it reads " dearly beloved We Gather here today to discuss- n-no wait scratch that hello humans welcome to- ...dang it why can't I ever write anything right anyways welcome to the rule book of reincarnation by me John God of mops and dirty socks and I am here because I can obviously anyway they're about probably 100 rules about reincarnation but we're just going to skip to the ones that are important and then probably six and seven more because why not after all if you mess up it's not me that's going to get in trouble just you so be careful and don't fuk up or you will have to yeet yourself out of eternal paperwork... 

anyways rule one is pretty simple don't try to become a God there's already enough of us up here but if you make it you're going to have to fight for an actual name that's cool look at me I'm literally the god of mops mops I tell you is that wasn't even fun I have this friend name Janice she's the goddess of toilet-paper and I mean I don't even know what's fucking happening there but it did happ'n and every time somebody has to take a shit she's watching ...the toilet-paper roll and like hot damn she's even got a nickname up here the goddess of the shitstain paper but I'm getting off topic anyway the fact is try not to aim too high or too low or you'll just fail and become a middleman just like the mailman kinda ... if you want to try your luck good luck, fail that just means you die .... 
( pretty half-assed rule Joe made when he was drunk)

RULE-O numero 2 put on the mother clucking seatbelt people it saves your ass from having to sit in the same place for hours in the hospital, safe driving dipshits!
rule numeral two or three if you fuk with the plot of an anime you may have the chance ever-changing the anime into a crack anime we're pretty much everything is weird shit so expect all the unexpected and of course death

rules 4 dang it I'm getting sober now fuck magic mop bring me the Bears no autocorrect not bears beers good pet anyway when wishing 4 something there are no take backs. you snooze you lose you dumb fucks
5. respect mops 
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6.  I think I want some chicken and maybe some fries and some Mc noonels fries and pop rocks ...maybe ill watch some netflix later ... pay magic mop do you want to watch some Netflix later with me, ¥3§ [V]@$+3R ~
( Yes master~)
*Ink smears and randome chicken nugget and the rest are blank pages aka your on your own you poor poor meat bag*

Slightly flabbergasted and well Jun-Shook she smacks herself twice 😣😟😐😕... and then glances over at Astor and he is just smileing a 'roll with it smile 😅' and with a deep breath to get ahold of her bearings 🐻 she calms down and thats when Astor speaks, "well you got 5 Wishes and you can have anything in the whole multiverse even regenerating food what else could you want.."
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A normal girl in a normal world with a not so normal very unlucky dog bolth die and genericly somone supernaturally gives her another chance at life with a cost and some perks into the world of Bleach find out what happens next to our human as she is forced to do shit she dosent want to do and live life as a .....

The school bell rings eerily, the same as any other day. The loud bustling of students erupts as everyone takes their seats. In the center of the room, and in the center of everyone's attention, sits Alina Wind. She's probably the most uplifting extrovert in the entire school. She is the top of her class, she's the best trumpet player in the school band, captain of all the sports teams, and she is even the leader of her school's creative writing club.
The teacher, Mr. Smith clears his throat, "Goodmorning all of my amazing students!" 
"Goodmorning, Mr. Smith!" All of the students say in unison. Mr. Smith smiles happily. Mr. Smith has long hair that looks like it's from a rock star wannabe from 2011, he has welcoming hazel eyes and wears a pure black suit to school every day. 
"Knox, how are you today?" Mr. Smith asks a boy in the back of the class. He's staring out of the window, completely zoned out and in a different world. The boy doesn't react, so Mr. Smith repeats himself, "Knox Akins!" Knox jumps and looks around in shock. "Welcome back to Earth, how are you today?"
Knox mumbles and shrugs dully, "I don't know, you?"
Mr. Smith chuckles, "I'm fine, thank you." Without missing a beat, Knox looks back towards the window and goes back to daydreaming. Mr. Smith shifts his attention over to Alina who is helping her classmates beside her with their math homework, "Alina Wind, how are you today?"
Alina jumps to her feet, energy bursting at the seams, "I am doing amazingly today, thank you so much for asking!" Her smile is as bright as the sun, her every action leaves people in awe, "And I hope that you all have an amazing day as well!" Clapping and cheers erupts from the class.
Mr. Smith laughs, "I always enjoy your energy, Alina." Alina sits back down and continues to help her classmates. "Now, today will be a group project day, sorry for any independent workers, but you will have to collaborate today."
Knox perks up, finally paying attention. He looks around the room for anyone else that may be just as against that idea as him. As he searches around the room, he can see that people are already making their groups. Some girls whisper and point at him and his loneliness. Alina raises her hand and speaks up, "Excuse me, Mr. Smith, but it's only the third week of school, not everybody is comfortable yet."
"Yeah, like Knox," squeals one of the girls. The girl is pretty much the colour pink, pink shoes, pink socks, pink shorts that are way too short for a nine-year-old, a pink crop-top and a pink buret. Last year she even said in front of the entire class that her spirit animal was the colour pink, granted, she was eight, but still. If Alina wasn't here then this school would have definitely been something out of mean girls. It has only been three weeks and Alina is already the most popular girl in school, not because of her looks, but because of how kind and helpful she is. "I don't think I've ever seen him talk to anyone, he's such a nobody, and those anime clothes, only losers like anime!" 
Alina stands up and walks confidently to Knox's side, "And I don't think I've ever seen you respect a person." The class, including the teacher ooh in favour of Alina.
"Alright class, that's enough," Mr. Smith attempts to settle everyone down while also hiding his amusement from Alina's comeback. "Alina, you can work with Knox, and Breckin, I will be calling your parents." The class laughs and Breckin stomps her feet in anger.

Alina smiles sweetly at Knox and pulls up a seat next to him. He musters up a decent smile, trying to be nice. Knox is wearing a 'Game Over' hoodie, a long-sleeve shirt with the words 'Death Note' written on it and some Dragon Ball headphones. His pants are baggy with the Naruto logo written all over them. His shoes are black and red Nike running shoes, and his socks are plain black and low cut. He's skinny, a common contrast to Alina's athletic build. His skin is dark bronze, his hair is a freshly styled dark brown afro, and he has dark brown eyes. 
Mr. Smith gets their attention back with a simple cough, "The first activity will be building a tower using marshmallows and spaghetti." Half of the class smiles from excitement and the other half roll their eyes, everyone in this room has done this already. Mr. Smith starts walking around the room handing out papers and supplies, "You all have one hour."
 
Alina turns back to Knox with a warm and upbeat smile on her face, so warm it can even make snowmelt. She is wearing a McGill University sweater around her waist, a camo t-shirt and black and red headphones. She's wearing plain black basketball shorts that would normally be seen on a high school boy, black and red Nike basketball shoes and plain black mid-crew length socks. Her accessories are quite extraordinary as well, a Galaxy Watch Active, a black and silver skull brooch, a necklace with a knife pendant, some hair ties and the most sparkly of it all, a princess crown ring. Her outfit may be boring, but her jewelry is ahead of her class.
"I'm pretty sure this is the first time we've talked," Alina smiled brightly. Knox isn't phased by her energy, but she has still managed to make him smile. "Sorry about Breckin, you seem pretty cool." Knox smiles and nods but doesn't respond. Alina lowers her voice a bit and speaks in a more calming tone, "I'm sorry if I'm being annoying, I know that my energy can be a little much for people sometimes. If there's ever a time that you want me to quiet down, don't be afraid to speak up."
"You're not annoying," Knox mumbles. "Sorry if I'm being rude, I'm just not a big fan of group work is all."
"Yeah, I'm not really either," Alina adds, looking over the assigned work. "I always feel like I can always do much better on my own, and finish faster too."
"I never end up getting work done," Knox mutters, picking up pieces of spaghetti and stabbing some marshmallows with them. "I'd rather just eat the marshmallows and watch some anime or read some manga."
"What's your favourite anime?" Alina asks with a tone that shows she genuinely cares.
Knox sits back and lets out a breath, "I can't think right now, there's just so much. Probably, maybe, The Seven Deadly Sins or Hunter X Hunter." Energy causes Knox's voice to raise and a smile shows on his face, this time it isn't forced. "Do you watch anime?"
"No, I can't read subtitles and I'd rather actually watch the show," Alina responds as she builds a base to the tower. She faces Knox, smirks, then shoves a handful of marshmallows into her mouth, and then tosses the bag at Knox. 
Knox laughs, "There are dubbed animes, though they don't get as much respect from weebs." Knox takes a handful of marshmallows and shoves them in his mouth.
"What does dubbed mean?" Alina starts building the tower upwards.
"It means that it's voiced in a different language, like English," Knox smiles. "Want some recommendations?"
"I only have Netflix," Alina mentions, stabbing a few more noodles into some marshmallows to keep the tower stable. "So if they're on Netflix then sure."
"Sweet," Knox turns to Alina, full of excitement. "I have like twenty ideas."
"Do you have Instagram?" Alina asks him, finishing up the walls to the tower.
"No, but I can set one up later," Knox says in an upbeat tone. "Hang on, I'll make a list of animes you should watch."
Alina perks up like she just had an idea, "Maybe we can watch them together sometime, where do you live?"
"Just down the street," Knox points out the window, not even looking away from his paper as he scribbles down the names to animes.
"Same, just the other way," Alina smiles. "Are you busy after school today?"
"I have some stuff to do first, but maybe at like 4 or 5?" 
"Sounds good to me," Alina beams. "I have band practice after school today, so that time sounds perfect. We can meet outside the school at 4:30."
"Ooh, Knox is hitting on Alina," Breckin calls from the other side of the room. Everyone looks over and it appears that Knox has closed himself off again. "She's way out of your league, you might as well just date one of your imaginary girlfriends. Though, even they won't like you back."
Alina's lip twitches and she rises to her feet, in a fierce, furious tone she yells, "Breckin, you fucking bitch! Stop acting like you're better than everyone else!"
"Woah, Woah, Woah, calm down, girls," Mr. Smith attempts to ease the situation.
"And if we're bringing feelings into this, why don't you tell Hope about all of the conversations you've had with her brother, or even Caitlin's boyfriend?" Alina ratted out Breckin. The boys are avoiding eye contact with the girls, Breckins jaw is dropped and her brow is furrowed. Hope is silently staring at her brother, looking sad. Caitlin is nagging at her boyfriend and demanding that he shows her his phone.
"You cow!" Breckin cried out, tears and snot causing her to look like a toad. "You're just a filthy jock! I bet you wish you were a man!"
"At least I'm not a hoe, and at least I'm not scared of a basketball that's not even moving," Alina clapped back, her face looking like a snarling wolf. Breckin ran out crying, everyone except for Caitlin and her boyfriend were quiet. For a second it looked like he was going to run after but Caitlin pushed him back into his seat. 
Alina sits back down and lets out a heavy sigh. Knox nudges Alina's shoulder and whispers, "That was badass, see you at 4:30."

It's been a good two minutes with Mr. Smith completely frozen in place. Caitlin is still nagging her boyfriend, with all of his friends hiding their laughter. Hope's brother murmurs an apology, and she forgives him.
"Alright, class, um," Mr. Smith struggles to figure out what to say. "I'm going to make some calls, everyone stay here and continue building, I guess."
"What's the big deal with Breckin and Hope's brother being together?" Knox asks Alina in a whisper. "Also, what's his name?"
Alina leans over and answers, "Breckin and Hope used to be best friends, but then Breckin ditched hope because Breckin wanted to be popular. So Aaron, Hope's brother, spent months cheering her up. Eventually, he promised her that he will only start dating once she's gotten over it, and he also promised that Breckin will never be an option."
Knox nods in understanding, "So a broken promise then?"
"Precisely," Alina responds.

Mr. Smith comes marching into the room with the principal following. The principal points at Alina and orders in a demanding tone, "Alina, my office, now!"
"See you later," both Alina and Knox say in unison as Alina leaves the room. A few silent nods of respect are directed at Alina as she's taken out of the room and to the office.

One is an extroverted social light, the other prefers being alone and introverted. They’re probably the closest of friends anyone has ever seen, despite being so different.

Raynare accepted my massage offer without hesitation.


One that she accepted, I placed her face down on the bed and proceeded to undress her. 


She was wearing Grigori's uniform, the one women wear. It's a blue uniform, similar to the one they wear in manga and anime. 


It makes sense, since this is a world of light novels, and also adapted to anime and manga. 


Nephilim's women's uniform consists of the dark blue jacket, common to both boys and girls, skirt of the same colour, white socks and dark slippers. 


What I'm going to do is a leg massage, which is what Raynare needs most. The most essential thing in Baraqiel's training is endurance. According to him, you can lose a fight, but you can survive if you have the stamina to escape. If you don't have the stamina to escape, you're dead.  


To do that, all I have to do is remove the clothes that cover Raynare's legs. In this case, the shoes, socks and the skirt. 


First, shoes and socks. I don't think about it much, and I remove both clothes easily thanks to Raynare's non-interference. What's left of this is a pair of white, delicate, soft feet. 


Now, all that's left is to lift the skirt. 


The only thing covering Raynare's pussy and ass is nothing but black panties. Pretty seductive, if you ask me. 


For now, this is enough. 


The legs, that area of the body we use to get up, to bend down, to walk, to run, etc. They participate in almost all our activities and, although they are extremely resistant, they also get tired.


Even we dragons get tired, what to say about the legs of a fallen angel. 


Even if Raynare has improved a lot these last six months. And when I want to say a lot, I say I'm very surprised by the big improvement in her stats. 


[Status Inspection]


‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐


[Raynare]



Race: Fallen Angel (Four wings) 



Status: Normal



Lv: 10/40

HP: 120/120

MP: 100/100

Strength: 90

Defense: 60

Magic: 110

Agility: 70



Skills: 



[Light-Based Weapons]


[Magic]: [Memory Alteration] 


[Flight]


[Holy Flame] (Sealed???)

‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐‐


Raynare has virtually doubled many of her statistics in a short six-month period. All this, thanks to Baraqiel-sensei's hellish training. In fact, I dare say she'd be even stronger if she weren't so lazy and tried to skip a lot of the training.


Still, even with this great improvement, I am three times stronger than she is. 

 

Let's go back to the leg massage. 


The legs are kind of like a reservoir of blood. Because most of the time the legs are below the level of our heart, it becomes more difficult for blood to return from the legs to the heart, and this is why we start to feel tired and is also the reason why the feet swell when we walk long distances. 


To reverse this fact, the massage I will be performing will require me to do my upward manoeuvres. This way, the blood will circulate, and I will undo the feeling of load on Raynare's legs.


Even though the leg muscles are very large and full of muscle fibres, there is no need for a very intense massage, to the point of generating pain. This is because a painful stimulus is an increase in tension, and that is not my goal. What I have to do in this case is to increase the intensity of the massage progressively. 


I open a drawer on the bedside table and take out a special cream. This is not the first time I have used this cream, as there is a certain Nekoshou who is addicted to me giving her a weekly, and even daily, massage. 


This is a special cream that Grigori has developed. In fact, its creator is none other than Azazel himself. 


Who knows what the leader of the Fallen Angels was thinking of when he thought of creating a massage cream. 


What exactly does the cream do? 


Nothing special. 


Exactly, it doesn't do anything that any other cream doesn't do. 


Apparently, this is a special cream created from rare materials from Asgard and other mythological lands. Some remarkable materials, or so Azazel has called them, including Ambrosia from the Greek pantheon, Amrita from the Indian pantheon, Eitr from the Nordic pantheon...


I was going to refuse, but a certain Nekoshou was not up to the task. And of course, Azazel wasn't going to give away something created by such precious materials. 


................


[3rd person POV]


A few weeks earlier.


Drako was sitting on the roof, practising [Senjutsu] as usual.


Like every time he practised [Senjutsu], he cut off his connection to all his senses, leaving only the energies of nature and himself. 


Practising [Senjutsu] was always a pleasure for Drako, especially since he evolved into [Nephilim Dragon]. 


Now that he was a perfect blend of light and dark, he no longer had to worry about evil energies. 


Before, when Drako was an [Evil Child Dragon], he had the same problem as any other race, except the Youkais, when trying to practice [Senjutsu]. 


What causes madness when practising [Senjutsu] is the union of natural energy and evil energy, so the two energies cannot coexist within the same organism. 


But Drako didn't have that problem anymore. That's because a [Nephilim Dragon] is now a being that shouldn't exist, bringing together two opposing attributes, holy attribute and dark attribute. The natural energies and the evil energies coexist within Drako just as the holy and dark attributes do. 


Normally no one would go up to the roof while Drako is training, as even though he would not mind at all, no one wants to interfere with the dragon's training. 


After so many months with Drako, the obsession he has with training is more than known. It seems that the boy was preparing for a future war, something unthinkable in these times of relative peace.


But today was different. Today someone had shown up on the roof. 


Naturally, Drako felt that presence at the moment he or she step in the roof. In other words, Drako felt the energies that were emanating from that presence. 


Still, Drako did not move from the spot and continued his training. He had already made it clear that he would not stop a [Senjutsu] training unless it was an emergency, and this time was not one of them. 


The presence did not seem to bother him at all, and he just waited patiently for Drako to finish his training. 


After a few hours, Drako exhaled and speak as he opened his eyes. 


"And to think that so much evil could exist within such pure holy energy, Azazel."  


"A member of the strongest race, a dragon, formed by the mixture of two opposing attributes, which should never be able to go together, is not the one that should be surprised, Drako."

I had a useless death because of a goddess. 

I woke up in a forest. Looking like an egg, I had to survive against a lot of fantastic monsters. 

It seemed to be a fantasy forest, and by killing monsters, it went up a level. 

Until I met another dragon and he took me to a certain place in Japan. 

Wait... Isn't this the world of DxD? 

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I don't have the rights to any work that appears in this novel. 

Well, except for my character. 

I don't own the cover either. If the author has any complaints, be free to talk to me and I should remove it. 
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The start of the novel is based on the Reincarnated as a Dragon’s Egg ～Lets Aim to Be the Strongest～world. So the world is not entirely made of DxD, it also has this part of the start of the novel. 

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Chapter ? Dumpster fire, (may your brain cells burn Mwhaha) 
(Just to clear this up this is not story related)(April fools joke, Please don't drop cause this chapter of dumbness!)
Yo Apollo, have you heard the news? Jeans are out, joggers are where they are at! And also socks with sandals are where it's at! 
Yo, godie is there something wrong with yo head? Like seriously? You seem so out of character, you usually are the fashion police of the gods, our author would not do this to us without reason, we gotta fix you up!
 
Hey Zeus. help me out, and fix her up, she's got something wrong with her! She can't possibly be for real! I dont know, take her to yeetus, he probably bonked her or something, after all, today is April 1, To be honest, I dont care cause this isn't canon, this is just a sample chapter, a side story, or something I dont know, just go get him!
 
Hey, yeetus! Yes, apollo? Would you like some bonk? Nah just fix godie or else I will cook you like rats as*!
 
FIne here ya go
Bonk
Hey apollo why are you blue?
Bro, what did you do?
Just gave her the blue stick
Bro just give her the anime physics first!
Ok.
*bonk*
Hey apollo why do I feel splendid?
Thanks but now can yo8 make her normal but let her keep anime physics! Hehe 
Aight
Bonk
What is that bonk sound, this bat stick is not even a wooden bat? It's just polyvinyl! Like I just made a pool floatie? 
Oh wait it's just the music guy Dracula carry on,
(Editors Note)-Don't ya think this is too stupid?
Nah
Aight
As the bonks kept going godie changed and changed, keeping her anime physics thanks to apollos' requests, as he did he finally told him, right fix her for real or I will do it. But like I said, keep her anime physics!
 
Fine
Why am I on the floor, and why do I have a bump on my head? 
Cause, you feel on the floor, and why is yeetus here? He told me about where he found you, and why do I feel different? I dont know Godie, just go for a run, I will be here with you, fine apollo, by the way how are we gonna prank the gods, after all, today is April fools, I dont know, But I bet almost everyone reading this chapter has popped off. Yup
 
The real chapter is coming in next week. So I apologize for the inconvenience- The foolish Author
And a message from yeetus -
 
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A very satirical isekai and alot of fourth wall breaks! Join the very nicely (and epicly named), truck kun, godie the goddess,epic loli weeb, nicola tesla, einstein and isekai man in this great wacky world!
Many Different Points of views! keep that in mind!

Aurelia Oldens

Sex : F
Sexuality : Bisexual
Eye Color : Brown
Hair Color : Red
Hair Length : Medium
Skin : Caucasian 
Height : 5'4
Age : 20
Likes : Dresses, Anime, Snow, Gold Flowers
Dislikes : Her Job, Jupiter Cullens, 
Info : The Main Character!


Cyprus Woods

Sex : M
Sexuality : Gay
Eye Color : Orange
Hair Color : Blonde
Hair Length : Short
Skin : Caucasian
Height : 5'7
Age : 19
Likes : Hanging Around, Video Games, Football
Dislikes : Burgers, Parents
Info : Vibes At The Bar


Jupiter Cullens
Sex : M
Sexuality : Straight
Eye Color : Cyan 
Hair Color : White
Hair Length : Short
Skin : Caucasian
Height : 5'10
Age : 23
Likes : GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS
Dislikes : Lavender Jenkin
Info : Manager Of Cafe

Lavender Jenkin
Sex : NB
Sexuality : Lesbian
Eye Color : Purple
Hair Color : Dark Brown
Hair Length : Med-Short
Skin : African American
Height : 5'6
Age : 21
Likes : Monomi Yassou, Lollipops, Novels
Dislikes : Jupiter Cullens, Diapers
Info : Hangs At The Bar With Monomi

Monomi Yassou

Sex : F 
Sexuality : Bisexual
Eye Color : Green
Hair Color : Blonde
Hair Length : Long
Skin : Caucasian
Height : 5'2
Age : 19
Likes : Nails, Perfume, Fries, Music
Dislikes : Smelly Socks, Cracked Disc
Info : Hangs At The Bar With Lavender

Kyle Goodson

Sex : M
Sexuality : Straight
Eye Color : Hazel
Hair Color : Brown
Hair Length : Short
Skin : Tan
Height : 6'0
Age : 24
Likes : Existing
Dislikes : Not Existing
Info : Sits Around In The Bar Drinking

How did I end up floating in this hole, how long has it been? Strangely, I hardly remember how I ended up in this place so dark but full of small spheres of different colors that I think they all have the ability to break the void and go to another part.
It seems that time does not exist here, I do not have a body, only my conscience is what observes my surroundings, the worst thing is that with the passing of what I think is the time my memories of my previous life are fading.
from first grade to fourth grade they are no longer there if this continues, I will not need to drink grandma's soup, if I like Asian novels, fantastic revival, oh ... just a small portal has just opened I know this is clear, I'm sorry, I don't know what will happen but die or whatever.
I know it's better than this, I don't know how to get in and get in full and it is really tiring to try to move and I feel that I am no longer fading into my memory the primary school is no longer when I arrive or I prepare what a huge game room looks like , from the atari to the last generations of consoles of my time, a tall subject., very tall he looked at me surprised, his physique was giant the best way to describe it is like a fat blacksmith of a rpg game the only special thing was a paleacate of a Japanese anime, and a batman shirt with loose socks that never seemed to wash

...Shit  shit shit shit! I said that without thinking where am I going...Shit no...stay...awake...mus.


-A while later-


"Hey kid you alright?"


I felt someone tap my shoulders...SHIT SHE CAUGHT ME DIDNT SHE!'


"BACK OFF, I SWEAR I DIDNT FUCK HER"


I slapped the hand of whoever was poking me and prepared to run.


"....Sir your going to have to come with me..."


....Wait a moment is that a cop?


"Can you tell me where I am?"


"...Sir you are under arrest. I need you unzip your...sweater..."


I went ahead and obeyed my blue clothed master.


"... Seriously kid what drugs are you on."


...I'm not wearing a shirt...


"Sir I am on the worst drug ever."


"...Just shut up and put on these hand cuffs."

...I must avoid them...


"Don't you wanna know what I'm on?"

What am I saying?

"...Fine."

...Thank you


"Yes I have overdosed on harem anime."


"...."

Good...

"The thighs were to thick and the boobs to big.The blood has rushed from my junk to my head, for you see sir there is a level beyond nosebleeds and it is, in my case called thigh high!"

I must keep going.


"...Kid where's the camera."


"Sir if I had a camera the situation would be different in the best way a fujo can imagine."

...I'll say anything...

"...Look man I like to watch anime to but this is to much."


"...OTAKU COP!!!"

Please go away...

"...Yes yes."


"Do you have an anime crimes division?"

Please...


"...Nevermind go ahead and walk away...there's no way this isn't a prank."

...Thank go...no...

"Are sure this is a prank anime cop man?"


"...Don't ever say that again, okay. And yes I'm sure this is a prank random teenager who wears ahegao sweaters in random parks at nights who somehow managed to get high on anime thighs."


"HEY...never underestimate the power of black knee socks!"

please...

"...Good bye..."


As he walked away Instantly felt relived

 ...I really want to go home...wait isn't this?


"I remember now I met a dragon that sent me back home...goodbye my sweet loli."


Yeah I'm pretty sure that's what happened.


"I still have to get that dam tsundere back for burning me."


I stood up and looked to see if I knew this park.


"...This bench...You Rika rip off...Fuck it I'll just head home for now."

I began to walk through the trail making my way slowly back home.


"...It really had been a while...maybe I should go on more walks now that I'm healthy..."


I successfully made it out after a while of walking.


"Yeah this is definitely that old park."

I continued to walk taking a right from the entrance.


"What are these things called again?"

I made it to the green red light thing


"I swear if you take to long I'm just Ganna go ahead and cross."


AND SO IT DID!


"...Annoying shit...let's see no cars to the right and no cars to the left."


Since I didn't want to deal with this things bull I just decided to cross after all who drives around a small neighborhood at night...nevermind let's not think about that.


And so I walked taking another right after walking two blocks. Slowly but surely making my way home.


"I wonder if Grandma Lulu has any nut bread?"


I'm really feeling hungry... it's fine I'll just eat whatever's at home.

And so after a short walk I made it back home.


"I wonder if Mom and Dad are awake?"


...I really should start thinking before I speak.


Anyways I rang the doorbell a bunch of times making sure that they are awake...one way or another.


"WILL YOU STOP THAT ALREADY!"

"Hey Mom I'm home."


"..."

I wonder what they were up to?


"Mom I'm here."


"HEY ED GET OVER HERE!"


"...Damn it what is it. The show was just getting to the best part...Son?"


"...Yes?"


"...I just want to be sure...you came home from another world?"


"Yes?"


"SWEETY WE'RE TAKING HIM TO THE HOSPITAL! SON GET IN THE CAR!"


"...Mom what's happening?"

"No idea."


"BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND GET IN THE CAR!"

And so we did.


"So dad what's happening?"


"You teleported between worlds with magic and your telling me that you came out perfectly fine!"


"...I guess I didn't think of that."


"I never said anything..."


"...sweety your a nurse right?"


"...Yes? Where are you going with this?"


"I'm saying he traveled between worlds through space radiation, with magic bullshit that can possibly ruin his body even more."


"..."


"...Mom...Dad I'm fine I swear."


"...Son please tell me how are your memories...can you move without sudden pauses?"


"Yes I'm fine. Listen I'll tell you what happened. I met a dragon tsundere loli who burned my hand with magic, then after I said I was sick of her bullshit she sent me back here."


"...Son."


"...Your going to have to come with us okay."


"...Fine"


-At a hospital nearby-


"...Sir you son is registered and being deceased...I'm going to have to call the police and I may have to report you."


"...Shit."


"..."


"...But I'm alive...I'm right here..."


"Sweety did they take you. Can you tell me your name?"


"...I CAN PROVE HE'S MY SON WITH A DNA TEST RIGHT!"


"Sir you'll have to wait until the authorities arrive."


-After a while-


"..."

"Hey there anime cop."

Shit..

"..."


"Alright you two are under arrest until we can clear up the situation."


"...Shit."


"I SWEAR HES MY SON I SWEAR!"


"Mom I'll be fine...okay. Hey cop guy He's my dad I'm willing to give you some blood or spit if ya need."


"...That was the plan...kid can you tell me what you did?"


"I forgot I died."


"...Kid your under arrest under suspicion of being under the influence of illegal substances."


"Hey I'll have you know I'm still high."


"...Shut up and put the cuffs on."


"....."


"Kid you alright?"


"...No...I don't want to."

What's happening?

"Kid come on if you cooperate I'll buy you a red devil girl figurine."


"...No..."

Why am I saying no?

"...Kid...will you get in car and work with us if I keep the hand cuffs off."

Why am I so afraid.


"...Yes...please just keep it away...please."

I just write about shit that pisses me off in anime,movies,and novels. Basically guy dies gets isekai'd meets god god sick of Weebs and gamers and such so fuck it let the wierdos have what they want. Basically what if magic and super martial arts and such came to our world.

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