Hari minggu yang tenang telah datang, aku masih terlelap kelelahan setelah maraton anime tiga season. mumpung libur dan jadwal ketemu asisten sudah selesai. masih asyik dengan mimpi absurdku, ost salah satu anime favoritku bergema membuat mataku otomatis terbuka dan meraih ponselku. 
"ha.. lo" jawabku sambil menutup mata kembali.
"masih tidur nak?" suara bapak dari seberang.
"ngga ko pak, udah bangun dari tadi" jawabku sudah terduduk.  bapakku sebenarnya orangnya santai, tapi kalau soal bangun pagi sedikit "keras".
"kamu ngga pulang? " sudah kuduga.
 "pulang ko pak, tapi tunggu nilaiku keluar baru pulang"
"ya sudah, kamu baik2 disitu" kata bapak singkat lalu menutup telpon.

bapakku memang kelihatan dingin, tapi i love him, bahkan laki2 impianku sifatnya yang seperti bapak. agak pendiam tapi paling cinta dengan keluarganya, terkhusus aku anak perempuan satu2nya, dibanding ke ketiga saudara laki2ku yang kerap "dipukul" (oke, jangan bayangkan yang aneh2 keluarga kami keluarga biasa yang tidak melakukan kekerasan pada anak, hanya hukuman biasa seperti pukul pantat atau cubit paha itupun kalau kesalahannya sudah sangat parah) . 

sekarang aku benar2 sudah bangun jadi kuputuskan untuk berburu sarapan. seporsi nasi kuning sepertinya enak. 
setelah berjalan 5 menit aku tiba di penjual nasi kuning langgananku. 
"bu pake ayam satu, dibungkus, pake sambel" si ibu mengangguk dan menyiapkan pesananku. sambil menunggu si ibu yang sibuk, aku melihat WA yang notifnya dari tadi berbunyi. grup himpunan lagi ribut soal junior kundang, grup kelas bahas pulkam oasis, beberapa grup yang secara ajaib aku diundang tanpa tahu apa faedahnya. sampai ada kontak tanpa nama hanya gambar panda. Aku tidak ingat pernah memasukkan kontak ini. aku membuka chatnya. 
"selamat pagi, ko ngga ada kabar? "
aku menaikkan alis, siapa si panda ini. 
"jangan2 udah lupa. hiksss" chat selanjutnya membuatku bergidik. pikiranku tiba2 kembali ke hari aku ke rumah mammi. ahh, si monster grappy. aku ingat, saat perjalanan pulang secara miracle nan ajaib ternyata dia orang yang asik diajak ngobrol. sampai aku mengiyakan saat dia meminta nomerku. aku lupa menanyakan namanya makanya hanya memberi gambar panda saat menyimpan nomernya. dan ini sudah tiga minggu sejak hari itu. 
"ini nasinya nak" seru ibu penjual nasi kuning. aku memberinya uang sepuluh ribuan dan berterima kasih. ponselku bergetar, panggilan si panda. 
"halo" jawabku sambil mengeluarkan kunci kamar dari kantong jaketku. 
"halo, diangkat yah kirain bakal ditolak" suara si panda memelas kw. 
"lain kali bakal kutolak" kataku datar
"janganlah, bercanda sensi banget. harusnya aku yang sensi tau, kamu ngga ada kabar lagi setelah hari itu"
"sorry2, di kampus lagi sibuk2nya. kamu taulah akhir semester" dari pembicaraan kami sebelumnya, ternyata si panda itu sarjana hukum yang lagi nabung buat lanjut magisternya. hebat, iya dia hebat pikirku. 
"oh, kirain aku dilupain. aku sedih tau" hebat kalau saja sifat alaynya tidak kumat selamanya.
"sebenarnya sempat lupa memang, kamu juga ngga ngasih kabar"
"aku lagi sibuk ngejar setoran, sama sebenarnya hapeku rusak sehari setelah ketemu kamu. untung saja datanya bisa diselamatkan. meski butuh waktu dua minggu" aku hanya mengangguk2, menyuap sesendok besar nasi kuning yang baunya menggoda.
"heruus, henapa barhu shett hekarang?" kataku dengan mulut penuh. 
"hehe, telen dulu itu neng baru ngomong" katanya tertawa renyah. 
"kenapa baru chat sekarang?" aku mengulang perkataanku. 
"takut kamu ngga respon, soalnya-"
"soalnya kamu juga driver ojol gitu? santai aja kali, jaman kasta2an udah lewat. sekali lagi bahas ginian, bakal kublokir. mau?"
"iya2 bu ampun. makanya jangan motong kalau orang ngomong,ngapain juga aku malu jadi driver orang keren ko bisa kenalan sama banyak orang tiap hari" kata si panda tertawa renyah membuatku agak malu, efek nonton anime semalam masih mempengaruhi kesehatan psikisku sepertinya. 
"terus mau ngomong, soalnya takut ada yang marah? gitu? ngga bakal ada yang marah" kataku dengan muka tebal. tawa si panda berhenti, sepertinya kali ini benar. 
"kok bisa-"
"tau, udah sering dengar. ada lagi? " aku memotong perkataannya sekali lagi. 
"ngga" kata si panda terbata, mungkin kaget kalimatnya sering dipotong.
"bagus, aku mau lanjut makan dulu. bye"
"tunggu2..." 
"apa lagi? "
"senin besok kamu ke kampus? "
"iya, mau cek nilai sama ketemu sama senior, kenapa? mau ketemuan? "
"pede amat orang nanya aja" dia tertawa terbahak. aku langsung memutuskan sambungan. menikmati ayam gorengku dan melupakan asal ceplosku yang sudah membunuhku beberapa kali. 

ngomong2 FYI aku kasi nama si panda karena saat di berjalan masuk ke rumah mammi hari itu dengan pakaian hitam2, badan tinggi tegap tapi perut agak maju dan memakai helm. dia tampak seperti panda, sangat, dimataku.

Aldina seorang mahasiswa kupu-kupu, nyaris otaku, fangirl dan penggila tugas kuliah. Menjalani hidup sebagai single not jomblo seumur hidup. tiba-tiba terseret kisah cinta dengan pemuda misterius Fadil. bagaimana kisah mereka? apakah sejelek judul atau lebih buruk lagi????
oh iya, semua yang tertulis novel ini hanya fiksi, jika ada kesamaan nama, tempat dan lainnya hanya kebetulan.

These are the list of worlds that Panda has decided that the Main Character will travel through. MC will starts from the top going to the bottom.
(The list isn't certainty yet except for the first two worlds which are Detective Conan+ Magic Kaito+ Lupin and Marvel+ Percy Jackson+ DC+ Harley Quinn+ Constantine+ Lucifer World. )
Detective Conan+ Magic Kaito+ Lupin World
Marvel+ X-Men+ Percy Jackson+ DC+ Harley Quinn+ Constantine+ Lucifer World
Avatar: The Last Airbender+ a short and fast Legend of Korra
Kimetsu no Yaiba
Special Force+ Tomb Raider+ Mummy Trilogy+ Horror movies (Chinese movie and series named Phoenix Nirvana 2013 and Ghost Blow out the Light while the mummy trilogy is a English film and some horror movies, Panda based this world from Chinese fan fictions because Panda liked the Chinese fan fictions of this two but didn't watch the series and the movie. So Panda will have to use Panda's brain to create some stuff that hopefully will be connected to the world.)
Harry Potter + Fast and the Furious
Resident Evil Movie World
Akame Ga Kill
Tokyo Ghoul
Naruto+ Shippuden
Attack On Titan
Kabaneri of the Iron Fortress
Rakudai Kishi no Cavalry
One Piece
Terra Formars (P.S, Our character will be on the side of mars cockroach but he will still look like our book cover)
My Hero Academia
Sword Art Online
Fairy Tail
High School DxD
Seven Deadly Sins
One Punch Man
Fire Force (Panda recently watch the season 1 and 2 and liked it, so Panda is going to add it. This will be base in the anime )
High School of the Dead
Seraph of The End
God Eater (This is the anime version)
Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei (Panda will only use the season 1 of the mahouka and strike the blood sinces thats the only season that panda have watch...)
Strike the Blood
Dragon Ball+ Z+ GT+ Super Dragon Ball World
No Game No Life (Panda isn't sure yet on how to create the plot for this...)
Douluo Dalu (This time we taking down the girls)
????(To be decided)

A bored ROB (Random Omnipotent Being which is Panda) sneezed and killed an Otaku College Student named Xing Ye (Starry Night in English and Seiya in Japanese). Panda didn't start a conversation since Panda ignored him as he immediately banish him into a newly created Fictional Omniverse with a random gift, he pick with his eyes closed using a slot machine. Xing Ye will acquire one random permanent ability for every time he reincarnates. 

Xing Ye thought it wasn't a bad deal until he finally knew what world he reincarnated into. The first world he reincarnated to was the world of the Detective Conan where any murder can happen as long as the Death God named Conan goes there. Xing Ye only knew that it was the World of Detective Conan because he accidently saw the newspaper when he was 1 years old and saw titled saying Inspector Megure with his partner Police Officer Mouri Kogoro has successfully stop the criminal's plan to bomb Shinjuku.

*I do not own the cover image, found it on pinterest and the character's name in the picture is Horikawa Kunihiro which is a fan art since the anime Touken Ranbu only shows the teenage looking Horikawa Kunihiro.
*Updates will not be stable
*This Fanfic focuses on a Harem Goal.
*This is a +18 Fanfic with a lot of sexual and dangerous content, you have been warned
*Don't Bash, English is not my forte. Panda's master is the google translate which means a lot of robot like text
*Just like Stephen Strange: Yeah, you know, you really should have stolen (Readed) the whole book (Introduction) because the warnings... The warnings come *after* the spells (reading it).

[A/N:Novel ini terinspirasi dari salah satu novel fanfic Boku no hero.Karena Fanfic itu lagi hiatus jadi untuk menghilangkan rasa bosan author akhirnya mau bikin fanfic sendiri.]

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Suara terakhir yang kudengar adalah suara ledakan yang sangat keras sampai sampai aku tak sadarkan diri.Aku mendapatkan kembali kesadaranku ketika aku mengetahui bahwa aku melayang tanpa tubuh didalam kekosongan.Rasanya aku hanyalah sebuah pikiran yang bebas bergerak kemana mana.
Ketika aku mencoba mengetahui apa yang sedang terjadi,Seketika aku berpindah dari kekosongan ke taman bunga yang sangat indah.
???:Sepertinya kau adalah jiwa yang beruntung akimiya shintaro.
Aku kemudian menoleh kearah suara tadi berasal dan melihat seeokor Panda duduk sambil meminum teh.
Akimiya:Siapa kau,kenapa panda bisa bicara dan apa yang sebenarnya terjadi?
???:Singkatnya,aku adalah dewa kehidupan dan kau telah mati.
Akimiya:Aku mati?Bagaimana mungkin!Aku hanya sedang menonton anime di komputerku dan mendengar suara ledakan yang mengakibatkan aku berakhir disini.
God:Kau ceroboh saat kau membiarkan cangkir tumpah di dekat PC milikmu sehingga mengakibatkan kau tersetrum.
Akimiya:Maksudmu gelas kosong didekat PC?Seharusnya aku membuangnya jika tahu akan mengakibatkan kematianku sendiri.
God:Ya,begitulah cara kau mati.
Akimiya:Dan kenapa aku ada disini dan kenapa dewa berbentuk Panda?Kupikir dia berbentuk seorang lelaki tua.
God:Aku akan memakai bentuk ini untuk 2.000 tahun kedepan jadi aku akan berganti bentuk lagi nantinya.Dan untuk alasan mengapa kau berada disini karena kau beruntung dipilih oleh Pengatur segalanya.
Akimiya:Pengatur segalanya?Apa itu?
God:Kau tidak dapat mengetahuinya manusia,Itu hanya boleh diketahui oleh para Dewa.
Akimiya:Begitu,Jadi apa yang akan terjadi padaku?
God:Aku akan mengirimmu kedunia lain dengan beberapa permintaan.
Akimiya:Apakah aku bisa meminta kekuatan?
God:Tentu kau bisa.
Akimiya:Kalau begitu aku ingin terlahir dengan tubuh Akashi seijuro dari anime Kuroko No basketball.
God:Dikabulkan,Selanjutnya.
Akimiya:Boleh aku tahu dimana kau akan mengirimku?
God:Dunia anime yang pernah kau tonton,Boku no hero academia.
Akimiya:Apa!!Aku cuma menonton 1 season dan tidak menonton lebih lanjut karena MCnya kelihatan lemah.Jika aku tahu hal ini akan terjadi maka aku akan menontonnya sampai tamat.
God:Pemintaanmu selanjutnya tolong.
Akimiya:Aku ingin kekuatan cenayang milik Saiki kusou dari anime saiki kusou no sai nan dan lebih kuat dan tanpa kelemahan.
Aku mengingat banyaknya kelemahan/efek samping saiki setelah menggunakan kekuatannya.
God:Kalau begitu kau bisa menghancurkan dunia ini kan?jadi tidak bisa.
Akimiya:Bukankah kau bisa memberikan benda padaku agar kekuatanku bisa disegel seperti antena milik saiki?
God:Kalau begitu baiklah,Aku akan mengirimkan alat penyegel kekuatan cenayangmu ketika Quirkmu telah bangkit.
Akimiya:Aku ingin Perfect control atas kekuatanku jadi aku tidak lepas kendali.
God:Kau akan mengetahui cara mengontrol kekuatanmu saat Quirkmu bangkit.
Akimiya:Karena emperor eye milik Akashi tidak beguna lagi setelah aku menjadi cenayang,Bisakah kau mengganti kekuatannya menjadi Kutukan Medusa.
God:Ada lagi?
Akimiya:Kurasa permintaanku sudah terlalu banyak. 
God:Baiklah kau akan terlahir kembali dalam tubuh bayi berusia 6 bulan dan kau bisa tenang karena Quirk milikmu tidak akan bisa di gagalkan,dihapus,dicuri,di cloning,atau singkatnya tidak ada yang dapat mengambil apapun darimu kecuali kau mewariskan kekuatanmu pada keturunanmu nantinya.
Akimiya:Terima kasih Dewa.
Dewa panda tadi hanya mengangguk dan aku kehilangan kesadaran Lagi.
"Meski aku hanya menonton BNH Season 1 tetapi setidaknya aku tahu gadis cantik disana"Pikirku.

3 Bulan kemudian
Disebuah rumah sakit yang nampak megah.Terlihat dalam sebuah ruangan besar terdapat seorang wanita hamil dan beberapa dokter.
Dokter:Dorong sedikit lagi nyonya!Aku sudah melihat kepalanya.
???:Aaaaaaaaahh!
Kemudian suara tangisan bayi terdengar ditelinga ibu yang baru melahirkan anaknya itu.
Dokter:Selamat nyonya Seijuro,ini adalah bayi laki laki yang sehat.
Dokter kemudian membungkus bayi itu dengan kain.
Mrs.Seijūrõ:Bisakah aku melihat bayi kecilku?!
Dokter kemudian menyerahkan bayi yang baru lahir tersebut kepada sang ibu.
Mrs:Lihatlah putraku yang tampan ini.
Ibu bayi tadi memeluk bayinya yang baru lahir dengan air mata bahagia.
*Bam*
Pintu ruangan terbuka dan menampakkan laki laki di akhir umur 20an berambut coklat dan mata merah.
Mrs:Tajima Seijuro!!Jangan berisik karena bayi kita sedang tidur!
Ibu bayi tadi menatap lelaki yang bernama Tajima dengan tatapan marah.
Tajima:Ma-Maafkan aku sayang!
Mrs:Kemari dan lihatlah puta kita yang tampan ini.
Tajima:Apakah laki laki?
Mrs:Ya,dia bahkan lebih tampan dari fotomu ketika masih bayi.
Sang ayah yang bernama tajima mendekat dan memeluk anaknya yang baru lahir.
Tajima:hahaha,Nampaknya ibumu benar.Kau lebih tampan daripada ayah nak.
Sang ayah tertawa bahagia sambil menggendong anaknya.
Mrs:Jadi apa nama yang akan kau berikan?
Tajima:Akashi,Akashi Seijūrò.
Tajima memberikan kembali putranya yang sekarang bernama akashi kepada ibunya.
Mrs:Akashi sayang~Perkenalkan nama ibumu ini adalah Mito seijuro dan ayahmu bernama Tajima seijuro.
kemudian dokter datang mendekati keluarga kecil tadi.
Dokter:Permisi tuan dan nyonya seijuro tetapi kami harus membersihkannya agar tidak terkena penyakit.
Mito:Silahkan dan tolong pastikan putraku baik baik saja.
Dokter:Itu sudah tugas kami sebagai dokter terbaik di negara ini.
Hari ini seorang anak laki laki yang membawa kekuatan dewa telah lahir dimuka bumi yang 80%Populasi manusianya memiliki kekuatan spesial yang disebut Quirk.Apakah anak ini akan membawakan perdamaian atau membawa kehancuran.Semua pilihan tergantung pada cara pandang anak tersebut terhadap dunia.

Cuma buat hiburan semata.BTW itu Sampul novel ngambilnya dari Google ya jadi bukan buatan sendiri

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Fanfic ini bercerita tentang seorang pemuda yang tewas karena kesalahannya sendiri.Pemuda tersebut bernama Akimiya shintaro yaitu sang main Character(MC).Dia mendapat kesempatan untuk pergi ke dunia fiksi anime yaitu dunia Boku no hero academia.Dia terlahir di dunia itu dengan membawa kekuatan dewa.Apakah MC akan menjadi Hero No.1 dan mewujudkan perdamaian atau menjadi villain dan membawa kehancuran pada dunia?Semua tergantung pada cara pandang MC kepada Dunia.







Ya enggak lah,semuanya tergantung author Muahahahahahaha.

Unknown location 
One could see a panda waiting for a human who was stuck face down in the dirt. "Now Brother Ishizu, come, we don't have time," Tau told the human. Ishizu crawling out of the dirt was not happy: "What do you mean to come with you? I thought you were my summoned familiar but instead I got a panda monk who suddenly teleported me somewhere away from Konoha. I assume that this would be the Summoning realm for your species, right? Fitting for you gluttonous animals." The panda chuckled "Breath brother human. We are indeed in the Summoning realm of the pandas. It is called the *Dumpling Dynasty*. Our elder Sage named it after his favorite food. 
It was written in the old scrolls that our Sage helped the Sage of the Six Paths defeat his mother and sealed her into the moon. As a payment, the Otsutsuki descendent would not create a scroll to our realm. Only those who had two conditions fulfilled would have the chance to meet us. You are the first human aside Hagoromo Otsutsuki who entered this realm, so you should at least show some respect. We pandas are prideful and we love our traditions." Tau took some water from a nearby lake and drank. Then he continued:
"If you want to know how we know about the other realms, then it is simple. We can communicate with others, but they can't come here. Also, it is forbidden to speak about our realm to other humans. The dogs from your Inuzuka clan were once from a Summoning realm. They left and lost the ability to wield nature energy. Still, there descended are bound to the contract to never tell. That is if they even remember us. Now come let's meet our elder he surely wants to see a human boy who is like us."
The panda looked forward and began walking. Ishizu, on the other hand, tried to digest the information about everything the panda just explained. He never heard of any pandas in Naruto and they never showed it in the anime that Hagoromo and Hamura fought their mother together with a panda. The whole thing with Kaguya is totally random as Kishimoto thought Madara wasn't enough for Naruto so maybe this is not the anime I know as there was no mentioning of any panda before. The whole past of Naruto may be different.
"Wait a second. You teleport me without my consent and then you tell me you want to come with you just because I am like you. Sorry but I am not like any of you." said Ishizu stopping. Tau turned around: "But of course you are one of us." Tau looked at Ishizu and got confused as the latter started to realize what he heard earlier.
Ishizu realized that when Tau told him the name of the land, he wasn't talking in the common tongue. Instead, he spoke a language Ishizu knew from his previous life: "Did you just say *Dumpling Dynasty*? Tell me Panda, I am a Shinobi and right now I am pissed. If you don't tell me how you know English, I will get it from your corpse."
(They speak Japanese in the elemental nations. Here it is called elemental. So: "Elemental", *English* )
Tau stood still for a second. One could see that he clearly was stunned at that moment. 
The panda was even more amazed at the human than evermore. He could understand him when he spoke the language of the Sage. 'Truly, this human amazes me more and more. Let's see what you will do if you meet our Sage.' He turned to Ishizu and looked amazed. 
*Oh, you can understand our language. You are truly a mysterious human. No human should know this language as our Sage told it to us and he explained then none knew this language*. Ishizu snorted at their statement. Of course, he knew English. It was a must-learn language to communicate in his old life. *Yeah, I can. It was a long time ago, and it feels weird to speak it after such a long time. Still, I demand you to tell me how you know it.* Ishizu leaked killing intent which could make many people leak fluid form various places.  
Tau on the other hand just smiled dismissing it: "If you want to know you have to speak to the elder Sage in his language as he can't understand elemental. There is a story about the reason for it. 
Ones, the Sage was asked why he didn't want to learn elemental and his reason was: "Why my language is awesome. 1000 times better than their boring language. I can't understand those letters and my father taught me his language so I won't abandon it." Ishizu could only shake his head.
"Although People believe him, some older pandas claim that he is just too lazy to get his mind to work and learn. So it stayed that way but we needed to communicate with the other realms so the younger generation learned it." As Ishizu listened, he started to observe the realm more carefully and he could see a lot. In the grass, one could see many pandas lying around, sleeping or eating dumplings in tons. There were no trees but only bamboo. The sun was shining on him but he didn't feel hot. Instead, Ishizu felt the power surging through his body. 
Brother Tau's eyes widened at the sight but he took a stick from the ground and hit Ishizu with it. Brother Tau thought: 'Amazing, natural energy is loving him so much that it will come to him without him wanting it. With the right training, he could become a formidable Sage. Maybe he is the one we need.' 
"Au, why did you hit me?" asked Ishizu.
Tau smiled: "Just For fun. Now let's go because the elder Sage is waiting." Ishizu reluctantly agreed as he did not understand how to come back so he just followed the panda. 
One could see as a human and a panda walked to a large throne. 
"Here, we have arrived at the throne of the elder Sage brother Ishizu". On a large throne that looks like a dragon's mouth, one could see a huge panda sitting and eating dumplings. His face showed a blissful state as he put a huge paw into his mouth enjoying the taste of them.
*Hmm, nice dumplings just give me a moment. These dumplings are so delicious I could eat all day* Ishizu grinned his teeth. 'I am at the end of my nerves. First, I walk 3 hours and when I arrived, I see a fat panda eating dumplings. This is insane. Ha, even Gamamaru looked better' thought Ishizu.
*Elder Sage we have a guest who would like to speak to you* said Tau. The big panda didn't look up as he ate: *A guest? Tell him that I am busy eating those delicious dumplings. Let him come in like 2 years*. 
Tau still continued to speak: *Elder Sage, you should know that we haven't had a guest, like forever. This is the first time, and he is not an animal but a human.*
It pissed Ishizu off as he was ignored so he spoke up: *Yes, a human who can understand you and I really don't like it when someone does not even glance at his guests.* The big panda stopped eating and looked at the small human standing in front of him. *Well, why didn't you say so before. You, humans, are so boring,* said the Sage. Suddenly clouds transformed as Ishizu heard a dragon roar. 
The panda lifted himself from the throne as clothes appeared on him and he rose from the ground. He waved his hands in elegant matters forming some kind of energy behind him. *Look at how awesome I am human. I am the pinnacle of strength. I am the master of the sky. I am the heavy eater*. The light started to fall on him and one could see that he formed a dragon out of the energy. *I am the Dragon Warrior Po*. 
And Ishizu lost consciousness.

Reincarnated too early in Naruto Ishizu will do anything to get the power he needs to find the girl he loves. Even if it means to change Canon and become Naruto's teacher.

3 years passed by Arthur became 10 and the others also grew
We we're incredibly bored and with Cu's suggestion we started a YT channel. We we're about to film oir first video.
CLAP! CLAP!
I clap my hands loudly
"Alright! The first annual Idiots Darts contest will start now!" I shouted
"""""Yeah!!!!"""" They all shouted
Aerin took a mic and started hosting
"For the first contestant! The Ever cuddly! And ever ferocious! PAN...DAAAAAA!"
Panda stepped forward.
He then started to perform his entramce which was starting with a small amount of punches and gradually speeding them up
"Step right up! Step right up!" Aerin started hosting again "The fastest! And the most agile! The child of light and hope, CU...CHULAINNNNN!!" Cu stepped forward then put his hand on on his face and other arm on his hips performing a jojo pose
"Make way for the king! The master! And the ever victorious warrior! KING...ARTHUUUUUUR!!!"
I entered the stage from the crowd. The crowd parted and I walked through the middle down the red carpet with an arrogant look, I then stood face to face the camera with a bit of space away to see me fully. I held a book on my left arm and my right was extended outward pointing down
"Now! For the final contestant! The sword saint with skill 2 to Arthur's! A loyal servant of the king! And the Roaring lion of the generatioooooon! REINHARDT!" Reinhardt stepped forward dressed in a uniform based on a book and with a sword on his waist he held it with his left hand and his right on his chest he bowed
"Let's get started! The first one to get 300 points wins!"
.
Panda stepped forward and the others took a sit. We we're all in character so on the inside we we're already holding our laughter
"Kung fu fighting! Taradataradantaradandan kungfu fighting! Hyaah!" 
Panda started performing some cringe kung fu then threw the dart
"You missed! Hahahhaha" Arthur said arrogantly while laughing
Panda's dart hit the board but didn't stick
"Heh! The boards strong. But! The stronger the opponent the easier the fght would be" 
He threw the remaining 2 darts towards the board
They stick
Pamda walked towards the board and took his darts
"27 I see, I've seen many die the same number as that. That's why they bnned me from the burning legion server, since even though I'm a healer, I acted Afk when I was there doing nothing"
"Hahahahaha!" We started laughing, we couldn't contain our laughter. 
Cu stepped forward
"I have the power of God and Anime on my side! I wont miss a shot! Bulls eyehere I come!"
He threw
"Uhm, yeah, uhhh, I missed" he looked at the audience and then the camera
"Hahahahaha" Arthur broke out of character and just laughed soon after others followed
Cu continued. 
"This is trick shot under the leg shot!"
He threw it under his leg. It missed by a longshot
"Behind the back shot!"
It missed
"It wasn't met to be"
He took his darts and and went back to his chair
Arthur stepped forward
"Kneel down and worship me for I will get a bulls eye on the very first try" he said as he T-poses
Arthur threw the dart. It hit a bullseye
"Oh damn, it actually hit" Arthur broke put of character and was in a state of shock
"Uhm uh right!...Ha! As expected of me! My royal lineage truly eminates greatness! Now watch and I will get two more bulls eye's"
Arthur threw the remaining darts while acting arrogantly
They all hit the board but didn't stick
Now it was Reinhardt's turn
He walked to the middle and said to the camera
"I never miss" he rubbed his hands before throwing the dart
It missed by a longshot
"When I say I nevermiss. I never meant thr dart would miss. The target missed the dart"
Arthur in the back was near laughter holding his head with his hands the audience or staff we're laughing
Reinhardt looked at his dart then looked at the board
"Now listen here! Target! Hit the dart!"
He threw the dart
It landed on 13
He threw the last dart
It landed on the black outer rim of the target and bounced off
He made gestures shaking off the mistake
Panda stepped forward
"Haah~the competitions stiff...pfft! Hahaha"
"Hahaha" we laughed. At this point in time 2 have already broken out of character again
Panda threw the darts
It landed 2 times on 3 and missed on the 3rd dart
He went back and then it was Cu's turn
"Kame!hame!" He was holding a dart like how he'd throw a javelin
"Cu, I know you're dumb but thats going too far" Said Arthur
"HAAAAAAAA—" he threw the dart 
It hit the board but bounced off
"Let me adjust my stance"
Cu adjisted his stance
"That's the same place...!" Said Reinhardt
"With the power of friendship! I declare victory!" Cu stood steadfast with his fist 
Panda responded breaking his character "Cu, this is a game of darts. You cant win unless you get enough points"
Cu had anove average grades in academics but somehow still an idiot
"Haaaaaaa!ha!" He threw the dart
It bounced off the wall
It was Arthurs turn. He was back in character
"The competitions stiff...pfft!"
""Hahahaha""
"I've only faced a competition this hard when I first arrived at asgard when I killed Odin the forefather of the gods. Angering Thor he challenged me to a game of chess. Ha! He lost and I ordered him to die!" Arthur had his hand on his face as he said his story line
"Wow, thats one horrible timeline" Cu said
Arthur looked back
"I know right? I thought I would inherit Mjolnir when Thor died"
"What happened to the hammer?"
"Idk, never seen it"
Arthur threw the darts
It lamded on 14 and 2 missing the first shot
It was reinhardts turn
He looked at the camera
"I never miss!"
He looked at the board
Threw his first dart
It missed
He threw his second dart it missed
He shrugs his shoulders
He walks overto the stand where the chair are located. Looked left and rght then proceeded to walk over to the board, pinning his last dart onto the bulls eye
The participants we're bewildered
"Holy crap!" Arthur said
"Wow!" Pamda said
"Ha! Thats mine! You used the power of anime!" Cu said
"That's amazing!" Panda said
After wards we Laughed and we didn't count that point
.
In the end panda won with a 100 point lead




All the weapons and armor will be based on the fate series designs. I just like their design so much.
This is a mix of all the animes I've read as far andtried to mic themtogether

Snow. Lots and lots of snow. The three of us knew that climbing this mountain would mean facing off against the cold snowy weather as we go up but it looks like we kind of underestimated our tolerance to the cold. Good thing my fountain pen can literally write this entry by itself but then again, I haven't completely acclimated to this world's mana so I'm forced to keep holding my staff lest I suffer feedback. Despite that though, we're all still having the time of our lives. The urgency of our current quest aside, I'm amazed that me, Panda, and Azeroth could maintain our high spirits even when we're literally freezing to death up here with only the scattered lit torches and Azeroth occasionally using his fire spells to keep us warm.

Azeroth. Panda. To think I've only arrived in this world 8 months ago and yet these two have become my greatest friends and it feels like we're more childhood friends than three people who happen to meet after going on a short excursion with a short wolf boy mercenary from the freelancers guild.

Azeroth. A red-haired demon who came to this world from hell or at least that's what he calls it. I wonder which hell does he mean though since I've been into so many worlds, including several hells, that I'm kind of curious if I had visited Azeroth's world before but his descriptions didn't really narrow down the worlds since every hell I've been to is exactly how he described his world is so I guess I'll never know if I ever visited Azeroth's world before. Nonetheless, for a demon, he's quite the quiet individual and works well with us in team fights. That and he has quite the sense for style judging from the clothes he wears. A collared shirt, denim pants, rubber shoes with a dark brownish coat over all of it. I must say, he looks like he's ready to dance in a ballroom but it looks like it's not effective at keeping him warm in this mountain. I guess his world doesn't have a frozen lake in their domain, well that's one hell I know he can't be from. 

Panda. This pink-haired guy with a face of a "waifu" while bearing his six-pack abs to the world. Honestly, I was impressed how this guy loves to flaunt his love for anime and "weeb" culture to the point that he was bold enough to read certain "sophisticated doujins" during poetry night in the guild. He always talks about how he took the form of an "anime girl" while maintaining his deep voice. That and his choice for clothes is interesting to say the least. I mean, I haven't seen that many people wear what I can only describe as a sports bra and jogging pants with an open jacket let alone in a cold mountain. If I didn't know any better, I'd say Panda loves to flex his six-pack abs on random people. Another of note, I find the circumstances on how he ended up in this world to be quite intriguing. He said that he was a simple human from Earth (World #5-1-18-20-8) who managed to find a device that allowed him to take the form of an "anime girl" and come to this world. His story seems to be the simplest out of everyone I've met so far though I must say, his powerlifting background makes him quite the fighter in battle. I wonder what this device he used was. Looks like it did more than just give him the appearance of a girl.

"How much further to the top?" I asked 

"We should be close" Azeroth answered as he snaps his fingers and a flickering flame manifests on top of his thumb "Just up the path ahead and a few turns, we should be able to reach their hideout" 

"Oooh… warm" Panda said as he places his hands near the flickering flame 

The mountain breeze intensifies just as we were about to walk further up the path. I instinctively had my left arm shield my eyes though that didn't really mitigate the cold. "Mountain wind's getting intense… Do we continue walking up the front door?" 

"I got a better idea!" Panda interjected as he runs to the side of a cliff "We can climb through here and get to the top faster!"

I look up the cliff and, by the Art Student, it's gonna be a long climb up. I'm not worried if we can climb it since we've done this sort of thing before. No. Rather, I have a feeling the cold will get us before we could even reach the top.

"It's risky" I said positioning myself near Azeroth's flame for warmth 

"It'll be fun!" Panda replied "And we can catch them off-guard if we go off the beaten path!"

"What do you say, Azeroth?"

"Yeah. I think it's worth a shot" he answered

Looks like we're heading up through this cliff. Panda leads the way as he climbs the cliff like an experienced rock climber. Gotta say that I'm pretty impressed with this guy's grip and arm strength as he's able to maintain his hold onto the cliff while the mountain winds continue raging. 

Azeroth is the next one. He whips out his dual swords and uses them as if they were ice axes. Despite his stature, this demon demonstrates quite the strength since he moves at a relatively decent pace then again, why should I be surprised on the physical attributes of a demon? 

As for me, my invisible vectors should be enough to carry me up this cliff. To the untrained eye, I look like I'm levitating but the truth is that there are several "hands" that do the carrying ang climbing for me though it still requires a notable amount of concentration on my part to properly control my movements. 

With our own set of individual skills and abilities, climbing this cliff would have been child's play if it wasn't for these mountain winds. The cold air really gets to you no matter what you wear, not even my cloak can keep the cold at bay and Azeroth's fire magic only keeps us warm for so long before the cold sets back in. Nevertheless, this isn't the first time we three homies we faced with such adversity and this won't be the last. I didn't survive so many wars and world-ending incidents to die in a cold mountain.

Panda called from above us. "How are you two holding?

"Fine" I replied "But I'm starting to get really cold"

"Same here" Azeroth added

I noticed Panda was almost to the top. Boy is he fast. The cold didn't even deter him that much. I wonder if this is cuz he lifts. 

"Alright!" Panda said as he grabs on the ledge "I'll wait for you-"

Before Panda could finish his sentence, a giant hand grabs him by his face and pulls him up the cliff.

"Panda!" me and Azeroth shouted before I whistled to the demon

Azeroth turns to me as I give him a nod. Without a hint of hesitation, the demon pulls his swords out of the cliff, causing him to fall towards me with his back turned to the ground. 

I quickly had my vectors grab him. "Ready?"

Azeroth nods. "Let's go!"

Using my vectors, I threw the demon upward like a ball. Within seconds, he reaches our powerlifting friend, who is being crushed by what I can only describe as a gigantic yeti with what looks like "ice armor" covering its body, and quickly stabs both his swords on the creature's head.

The damage forces it to let go of its captee prompting it to attempt to grab the demon. Acting fast, Azeroth pulls his swords out and lands next to Panda as the powerlifter charges towards the creature. With one punch to its seemingly unarmored gut, Panda unleashes a jolt of electricity from his fist. 

The creature jumps back and roars defiantly at the two as Azeroth coats his dual swords with his demonic fire and charges towards the creature with Panda in tow. 

The creature punches the ground, causing several icy spikes to erupt from the ground in different directions. Azeroth runs ahead and, with graceful swings of his swords, unleashes several crescent shaped fire waves, melting the spikes in their way.

Panda then rushes ahead and unleashes a flurry of punches while dodging several attacks from the creature, he even manages to break part of the ice armor in the creature's arms. After a few more exchanges, the creature suddenly steps back a bit before lifting its right leg. It was about to stomp the ground but Panda is far from it.

I noticed this scene play out just as I got to the top. Knowing it was about to unleash a different attack, I used my vectors to grab both Azeroth and Panda and pull them towards me just as the creature stomps the ground. Almost immediately, icy spikes erupted in a large circular radius around the creature.

"Thanks for the save" Panda said while Azeroth gave me a reassured nod

"Thing looks tanky" I said as some of its ice armor seems to be regrowing around its arms "Looks like we gotta destroy the armor and then attack the soft bits inside before it regrows"

"So what do we do?" Azeroth asked as the creature fires a barrage of icicle shards at us

I quickly conjure a shield in front of us. "Panda? Care to do the honors?"

"Yeah!" Panda replied with much enthusiasm before he began jogging in place "Lezz go!"

"Azeroth. Flame on"

The demon nods as he coats his swords with his demonic fire. Seeing this, I immediately undid my shield, prompting Azeroth to charge forward and gracefully slash his way towards the creature. 

The monster attempts to punch him but he blocks the attack with both swords. It responds with another punch but Azeroth quickly spews fire from his mouth, hitting the creature's head. The attack causes it to step back a bit, giving the demon enough room to push the creature's fist away before quickly drawing a pentagram on the ground. Upon finishing it in seconds, the demon stabs the center with both swords just as the monster was about to crush him like a mosquito. 

Demonic fire quickly erupts around Azeroth like a volcano and consumes everything within a small radius from him. The creature recoils in pain as its armor is stripped away. Meanwhile, Panda had been charging up his attack with electric bolts coursing around his body. 

"Panda!" I called 

"YEAH!" Panda shouted as he charges forward

Within a split second, he reaches the monster several meters away and unleashes several punches on it at literal lightning speeds. The creature could barely keep up with Panda and with one powerful punch to its head, it falls to the ground.

"Nice one!" Azeroth said as me and him approach our powerlifting friend

Though it wasn't over. While Panda and Azeroth were high fiving, I noticed the creature get back up. It looks like this is its last-ditch attempt at killing us. 

Of course, with me noticing it, I had my vectors quickly stab the creature several times in different parts of its body. Good thing its armor was still down or my vectors would have had a limited effect on it. They can be sharp when I need them to be but not that sharp. Nevertheless, the danger has passed.

"Thanks for the save, bro!" Panda said as me and him high five

"That was great teamwork" I added 

"Yep!" Azeroth added "We make a great team"

"Yes. Yes, we do"

"So what now?" Panda asked as the cold winds picked up again

"Our objective should be just up ahead" I replied as we continued forward.

The objective in question is a cave though thick ice blocks the entrance and, to make matters worse, the mountain winds picked up again, further lowering the temperature to the point that Azeroth's flames aren't enough to warm us up.

"Looks like we got a time limit!" I said as we all began attacking the ice with our respective abilities

We hit that block of ice with everything we got but it didn't look like it was going to break any time soon. The combined power of Azeroth's flame swords, Panda's electric fists, and my vectors could barely even dent the thing, I'm more amazed that Azeroth's flames couldn't even get some part of it to melt. Is it because of the snowstorm? Or… Is this block of ice artificial…?

I didn't have enough time to ponder as a snowstorm descends on us. The temperature was getting lower by the second with Panda being on the brink of losing consciousness. 

"Damn it's getting cold!" I said as I involuntarily tighten my grip on my staff "We have to find shelter!"

"Agreed" Azeroth replied

"Yeh!" Panda added

Facing the cave, we went east though I could barely see a few feet in front of me thanks to the snowstorm.  I never really liked the cold… My thin body is built for more tropical environments and I very much prefer warmer climates anyway.

Luckily though, we managed to take shelter in another cave. It doesn't lead anywhere and is pretty small but at least it provides enough shelter from the elements. On another note, I have no idea how far we trekked to get here but I was happy to be out of the storm. 

Azeroth didn't waste a second. He immediately conjured up some of his demonic fire. A bit bigger than usual but understandable. The heat warmed us up but I could see both of my friends were tired, most likely because of the cold.

"Let's go find a tree" I proposed

"What?" they both said in unison

"Firewood. Much easier than depending on Azeroth being conscious and constantly conjuring"

"Yeah" Panda responded "Great idea but let's warm up a bit longer"

"Yes. Yes"

After a few minutes of warming up, we went back into the storm, hoping to find at least one tree. Good thing they're not scarce here. Despite the limited visibility, we managed to find one rather quickly. We wasted no time to cut down a couple of branches before running back to the cave.

With a warm campfire finally upon us, we decided to take a short nap. Of course, I conjured an invisible barrier by the cave's entrance so that no unsavory individuals and wildlife wouldn't stumble upon us. And with that, we all took a nap.

Some time later, I was the first to wake up. I looked at the sleeping faces of my friends. Couldn't help but crack a smile. It's only been a few months but, my goddess, these two feels like lifelong friends. We fought many battles together, brought each other up through the guild ranks, and, most importantly, we were always there for each other especially in our lowest moments. I couldn't ask for better friends.

Friends… Nah… I can't let paranoia get the better of me again… For my sanity.

Actually… Now that I think about my paranoia… That ice block's ability to resist our combined attacks is highly suspect… 

Acting on my suspicions, I quietly left the cave and looked for our original objective. It took a while since I have a pretty bad sense of direction but thanks to some trees, I was able to climb on top of them and spot the ice-covered cave. It wasn't that far too. Really funny how last night's trek through the snowstorm felt like we travelled quite the distance.

Nevertheless, I made my way to the cave. The sun was shining brightly and the temperature was much more bearable this time which allowed me to further examine this block of ice. 

My vectors could barely scratch it even if I sharpen them to their maximum efficiency. I even tested it on some trees and rocks to make sure and my powers are able to damage these objects fine. This is no ordinary block of ice… 

With that established, I moved on to step 2 which was to use the crystal on my staff to measure the mana levels. The brighter the crystal's light, the more mana that was used to conjure the spell. More mana means a higher tier spell was used.

As I predicted, it seems quite the amount of mana was used in conjuring this ice block. But something is wrong here… They said that the ones we're tracking don't have much magical abilities, hell they can barely conjure a simple flame spell… So how is it that these same people managed to conjure this ice block? Something isn't making sense…

It may be my paranoia once again but I need to address this feeling or else, it'll constantly be buzzing in my head in the next few days. In order to do that, I returned to the others. They were still asleep when I came back which is good. I need to look back to my previous entries in the last few months. I hope I'm wrong and this is just paranoia…

A collection of stories about the exploits of some notable vtubers I had the pleasure of meeting through my travels

- Maven The Storyteller

Hey guys Panda here. After looking through my story multiple times, I realized that it wasn't really going anywhere and that I was putting to many worlds together. You guys deserve a good story, so with that RESTART... hahah.. anyway I will change it to world travel instead and not combined cause
1) It was too hard
2) I can add more worlds, with anime (Cause who doesn't like anime ;) )

I will try to release a chapter at least once a week. THANK YOU

(A/N - Before I start writing my fanfiction, 
Special thanks to Aklyf who is the first one to vote for my story and also the first one to write a chapter comment.
Special thanks to Alpha_1411 who is the first to post a paragraph comment.
To all readers, thank you for your support guys, I will try my best not to waste your time.
Pls enjoy this chapter.)

Third Person POV,
Someone said,
That there is a group of buffaloes whose bodies are made of different kinds of breakfast buffets and when in a group they represent a finest breakfast.
Buffetlos.

That there is a cave where extremely creamy milk trickles down from the tips of stalactites and amasses into a deep well creating a creamiest butter.
A buttercave.

That there is a tree whose fruits have different sizes, shapes and colors.  When eaten, they give powers to people who eat them.
A devil-tree.

The world is in a pirate and gourmet age.  People set out to the sea to become pirates in order to refine their gourmet cells.  With the death of The Pirate King, Gol D Roger and the raise of Four Emperors, a storm is coming along with the new generation of gourmet and pirates.

One piece....TuTuTu Tu.... Golden Wind.....

First Person POV,
Eh!  I did it.  I finally beat that Kung fu Panda.  Oh my fucking muscle head, it hurts like hell.  What kind of teacher uses his full force on a 6 years old student.  Fuck that panda.

Even though I won, that guy is really tough.  It made me spend too many of my rubber bullets.  They are made with my money, you fucking stupid Panda.  I should have used a normal bullet and shot you to death.  If not for my soft heart.  Eh! I have come to like that stupid panda after a month of getting beaten by him, didn't I?  Did I turned into a masochist?  May be I am the one who shall shoot himself to death.  

When I looked at the panda, he is rolling around the ground, laughing like a maniac.  Zehahaha, that is what a person from earth with an Iq of 210 can do.  Eat that you dick head.  Nah, I better give my antidote to that mother fucker.  Or else, he will laugh himself to death.  

My laughing bullet is now my greatest creation during these six years.  It is also easy to affect since once you get shot, the bullet will dissolve into your blood stream and flow through your entire body.  

You will start laughing like hell and won't be able to stop it.  It can't be cured without an antidote.  But of course an experience doctor would be able to create a cure for my bullet.  But in combat, the effects will really be devastating. 

How?  For example - Assume Jotaro and Dio were fighting.  If Jotaro were to use my bullet and were able to hit Dio, Dio won't be able to do anything except laughing.  No muda, muda, muda.  No Zaworudo.  No body builder poses.  He will be killed while laughing the hell out of himself.

Enough of that, I have to cure a shitty panda.  After I give that panda my antidote, there he is grinning the fuck at me.  I didn't even know that pandas can smile.  Wait, that smile is that fat guy's Kung fu smile.  Fuck, he went easy on me the whole time, didn't he?  

Yasopp - "You won the fight son.  You did well but don't let it get to you.  Po only used a quarter of his strength but still even with that, he is twice as strong as animals from blues."

Ah shit!  I knew it!  How can a six year old child beat a grand line Kung fu Panda.  Even if I guessed it right, hearing the truth makes me feel depressed.

But still I finished the fourth stage of training.  I think Yasopp is gonna teach me his skills of sniping.  Zehahahah, I can now be a strongest sniper in the whole fucking east blue. 

Yasopp - "Now all the stages of training have been completed.  All you have to do is train your body and refine your skills to greater heights."

Me - "What?  Is it over?  Aren't you gonna teach me your sniping moves?"

Yasopp - "As much as I want to teach you, it would be a dishonor to a warrior's pride. A warrior learns and refines his own skill. If you want to be a king, you must create your own path.  There is no king who follow other people's path.  If there is one, he is a fake king."

He answered in a voice full of decisiveness and authority.  Eh the fuck?  Where did my happy-go-lucky father go?  Is he really my father and not Mr - 2 who ate clone - clone fruit?  And I don't get to inherit his skills?  What is this?  Is he bullshitting me?

Shit whatever!  I will creat my own skills and refine them through hard work.  I will surpass my father with my own skills.  Come to think of it Zorro also created his own style of swordsmanship so why can't I do it too.  I have watched and learned a lot from the anime I watched back on earth.  I can use so many anime moves that I like.  Oh how COOL would that be 🤩.

Also Luffy created his own devil fruit gears through his imagination.  As far as he is dumb, his devil fruit gears are on a fucking genius level.  That is also a mystery Oda-sama has to solve.

Devil Fruit?  DEVIL FRUIT!  Yes, I still have a devil fruit.  Eh! I forgot about it since I was too absorbed in beating that damned Panda.  He always beat me like...Ah!  shitty memories, go away.

Me - "Understood dad!  Since the training is over, I am gonna eat my devil fruit now.  And also when will you guys leave this island?"

Shanks - "It has been nearly three months since we arrived on this island.  We have had quite a fun time together on this island.  I still have something to do at Dawn Island.  We will leave the day after tomorrow."

Yasopp - "You have trained really hard during these months.  Take a good rest for about 3 days or so will you?  You deserved it very well.  Now I will go and get your devil fruit.  I also want to know what kind of power you will get."

Me - okay dad.

Then my father left in a poof and got back with the same silver box within 10 seconds.  What the fuck?  We are in a forest about a mile away from their ship.  Why is he so fast?  Is he using Soru?  No, Soru isn't that fast!  He doesn't have a devil fruit either.  What in the flying fuck is this?

Yasopp - "Here you go.  I think this might be some type of mythical zoan."  (with stars in his eyes)

So he is also a devil fruit maniac humm?  I opened the beautiful box carefully.  
(Careful careful, there is a treasure inside).  

My shitty heart is beating so fast that I believe my father and others can hear it.  When Yasopp gave it to me for the first time, I didn't even dare to open the chest.  Since I knew once I see this fruit, I would be fantasizing about what type of fruit is it?  , what powers will I get?  and how I am gonna use it like bammm, boom and Etc.  Shitty fanboy personality, lay low you Mother fucker.

There it is, a beautiful silver fruit with swirling patterns sitting peacefully in a silver box.  As soon as I opened the box, I saw a message made of milk floating in front of me.  I believe even Shanks with his top tier haki can't see this message.

The message says,
"Here is your devil fruit, young one.  I have fulfilled my promise to you.  Enjoy your life as you want and don't waste your second chance my boy.
From - The one you address as muscle dude."

Oh shit, so he knew how I call him.  Ah! Of course he knew, gods can hear your thoughts.  Whatever, he doesn't seem like he is mad any way.

The fruit has the shape of a banana not too fat nor too thin.  It's skin is silver and it's branch is completely black. 3 swirling patterns are clustered at top and 4 near the bottom.  

Now time to eat my legendary fruit.  I took the fruit, opened my mouth and swallowed it whole.  There is no way, I am gonna risk my delicate tongue to this legendary taste. 

Ah god help!  I can still feel its taste.  It tastes like a thousand years old rotten banana dripped in alcohol.  Oh thank god, I didn't chew it.  If I did, I will now be passing out from disgust. 

Then my body started to change and I felt lighter.  My senses and my whole body improved by a whole fucking level.  Apparently, when you ate a devil fruit, the information about the fruit automatically came into your head in the form of a male voice.  The fruit's type, power, weakness everything.  Because I am now hearing a fucking voice whispering into my ear.  If it is not true then I must have ate a crazy - crazy fruit and got turned into a crazy human.

It is the end of the chapter guys, it has over 1600 words.  I am sorry if this one is shorter than the rest.  I promise that I will update a chapter with over 1800 words tomorrow.

Next time on Power Rangers Lost One Piece... which devil fruit is it!.....good bye.... wait! did you say HE also ate a devil fruit?
Find out more on next chapter.  Every day at 8:30 pm.  Only on Webnovel.

Son of a strong sniper (an earthling with a small wish) go on an adventure with differences from canon.  Will he become a king of snipers?  Or will he stay as a pathetic liar?  Find out more .... 

This is an Alternate Universe FF so the plot will be completely different from canon.

Release Rate - One Chapter worth at least 1500 words per day. Five chapters per week. I will take two days off. 

Disclaimer - I only own my Banana.

Ye Han opened his shop like the usual, and the first customer today was Kobayashi with her newly hired maid. He smiled as he said 

"Welcome to Panda's cooking, what would you like to eat?"
"Umn, Panda?"
Tohru tilted her head as she thought Ye Han was a magical panda who was using magic to turn himself into a human. She tried to use magic with her eyes but she could only see that Ye Han was a human, Kobayashi was busy thinking of whether she should try the Fried Calamari or the Takoyaki. In the end she picked Calamari as she rarely tried Italian cuisine, Tohru picked Takoyaki as she had tried fried squid before but not the chewy Takoyaki. While they were waiting for their meal, Tohru kept looking at Ye Han as she could feel the her instinct was telling her that this dude was a dragon. Kobayashi just looks at Tohru and said 

"Tohru?"
"Ah, Miss Kobayashi! When will you eat my cooking?!" -*Crying Tohru*
"I will eat your food, when it is not your tail!"
"Tsk...*muttering* what's so delicious with this restaurant than my tail?"
Ye Han eyebrow twitches as he heard her whisper, he immediately finished his cooking and serve them his cooking. He continue to serve other people as Tohru took a big bite of the takoyaki, she felt that her surrounding became happy as the color became bright colored. The cute squid reaches out to her and let her follow their line of dance, Tohru's eyes brighten as she found a new things to improve while serving her wonderful master. Kobayashi was enjoying the fried calamari with mayonnaise sauce, it was perfection at its finest.

Ye Han closed the shop when the time turned 10 am, he heard some fighting going on in the nearby school. He thought of checking things out like the cat that been killed by curiosity. and his previous thought was correct, the wild beast smell was getting stronger as he walks toward the school sports field. He saw the red ogre he was trying to avoid, never the less he was curious if the newly improve Baki can last for a few second or immediately be unconscious after a single hit from his beastly dad.

Baki was super pissed as he could see his partner's head in a box, it made him remember the moments he was in the jungle. That giant ape was his friend and his dad beheaded it and fed it to the crows in front of him. Baki charges at him without a plan while Yujiro grinned as he could smell the dangerous scent at Baki, he used his fist and punch it toward Baki's fist. Baki was weaker as the moment his fist collided with Yujiro's fist, he flew away. His right hand was broken as he tried to gets back up, Baki charges at him angrily but Yujiro knew that the scent didn't came from his son either. He slaps Baki in the cheek which made the poor child fly away again, Baki didn't manage to stay conscious this time as his eyes blurred out. 

Yujiro then turned around and left the school, he didn't notice Ye Han shaking his head as he thought of Yujiro as a incompetent father. But he can't give them his opinion as this is their shitty hanma way of how to raise children, He left the school and drove his car to the university that his daughters enrolled to. He already checked their schedule which had an hour lunch break, he could see that the three became somewhat the flower goddess at school. Ye Han waived his hand which made his daughters walks toward him, some of the students whispered 

"Who's that hottie?" - random female student
"Is it their boyfriend?" - random male student
But they immediately shut their mouth as they heard 
"Papa!" -Lili
"Dad!" -Haruhime
"Where are we going to eat?" -Ais
All of the students who was at the scene only thought "That hot guy was their father?!". Ye Han just happily received Lili and Haruhime's hug while Ais was a bit shy hugging his father outside so she controlled herself and just ask about their lunch. Ye Han knew that she was shy so he gave her a head pat and said 

"We are going to eat at a french restaurant newly opened close by. Lets go!"
Ye Han led them to the car and drove toward the first opening of the restaurant called Shino's Tokyo , he thought that the restaurant was a bit familiar but Ye Han couldn't remember which anime it was from. When they arrived at the place, the lady butler politely said 

"Welcome to Shino's Tokyo, How many are there?"
"4 people..."
"Ah, Right this way~"
Gao Wei was very nervous as this is the first time she saw someone so hot that it was her type, but her imagination easily broke as she heard Ye Han's daughter saying

"Dad, what do you think they serve here?"
"Hmn, probably some high class meal like Beef bourguignon, Chocolate soufflé  and etc.."
The girls was already drooling a bit when they heard they have dessert in this restaurant, Gao led them to their seat and gave them a menu. She professionally did her job while she whined mentally "Why god?! Why?! Why are you so cruel that this handsome hottie is already a dad?!". Ye Han ordered a Ratatouille as he was curious how it would taste when a french chef cooks it, while his daughters ordered Nicoise salad, Cassoulet and a lot of the dessert such as apple tarts. Gao Wei wondered if they could eat it all, she didn't doubt them of not being able to pay as the family look so elegant like high end royalty. She politely said before giving the list of order to the kitchen area.

"Your meal will be served after 15 minutes...."

(author: Panda is a fan of Baki anime, only when it comes to fighting but the hanma parenting style Panda hates it....)

Our Lazy 17 years old MC "Ye Han" died of a heart attack. Luckily while he was being judged by God. God decided to give him a chance to reincarnate to another world with 7 wishes 

*I do not own the cover image, found it on Pinterest
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*I do not own the worlds that my Mc will travel through.
*Bad grammar, English is not my forte

Me and Panda both left the Hokage office and traveled extremely fast by jumping over roofs. Actually I could see that Panda was trying to test my speed so even though I did not train Body Flicker jutsu yet , I tried to keep up with him using my pure leg strenght and enchancing it by using good chakra control .

I could feel that Panda was deliberately maintaining ten to twenty meters distance between us and honestly I was thankful because this was my current speed limit .

Soon we reached an abandoned building near a tea shop and stealthily entered inside . I could see many traps and seals with my senses but I did not show any surprise on my face because I want to keep my sensory jutsu a secret . 

The building was really old but after we stepped outside the underground lift , I was astonished by the huge underground base in front of me . There were many rooms and the base extended easily to more than one kilometer in length and breadth . I could not have imagined that there was such advanced infrastructure underground the village where I lived . 

I could see ninja coming and exiting from many different entrances and exists which must number in hundreds. The system of the anbu was really complex and way more interesting than I had imagined before . 

Panda continued to walk forward and I followed him quietly while observing my surroundings, until we arrived at a huge hall which had many training platforms build inside . In fact there was nothing here except huge stone platforms in sight .

" Now we are the only ones here . We both will have a mock battle here  now. Ninjutsu , Genjutsu , Taijutsu etc everything is allowed. " 

Maybe all anbu preferred to talk less. Panda only said this quickly used body flicker to stand on the opposite edge of the first more than fifty meters big platform . I on other hand slowly walked over and stood on my spot .

I was only curious about the many seals inscribed under the rocks which could never escape my powerful senses. 

" Alright Begin .. " 

Panada took out seven shuriken out of his pouch and threw them at my location. Well, the strenght behind them was impressive but I could easily tell that Panda was holding back because such speed belonged to arm strenght of average chunin level and in my eyes the shuriken were flying at slow motion.

Such dynamic vision would naturally develop when you battle strenght and speed monster like Gai sensei everyday for multiple times. I took a worn down kunai from my pouch and easily deflected all the shruikens one by one.

Naturally, Panda would not stay still and commend me for my performance instead he would follow up with his next attack. 

With my sensory jutsu , I could see Panda's chakra signature traveling more than ten meters underground towards my location at fast speed . I pretended to be shocked because Panada had disappeared from above the platform in reality. 

In fact to not expose my sensor skill , I had already made emergency plan and use a shadow clone to replace myself . I had stuck many small explosive tags on him because I  could already guess that Panda was trying to use Headhunter Jutsu to drag me underground  . Anime knowledge played it's part here ..

In just a few seconds, Panda had arrived under my shadow cyclone so I waited for him to grab the legs with his hands before I ignored the explosive tags and BOOM . The ground exploded but I could feel Panda's chakra signature still safe which meant that he had used some technique like substitution etc to escape on time .

I was not surprised though because he wont be a jonin class or above ninja if he were to be defeated so easily. I did not wait for the smoke screen to dissipate before rushing inside and initiating taijutsu bout with panda.

I again cursed my small height because of my short reach , I missed the chance of land a fatal blow taking Pabda by surprise. Still , I did not give up and both of us separated after three minutes of taijutsu bout unable to land any critical blow to each other .

As expected of jonin class ninja , he managed to cut my clothes at various places but I had dodged all the attacks using my fast speed and instinct in time. I had to thank Gai sensei for that because Panda became little serious mid way and started using greater strenght which took me by surprise but my body had already experienced much precise and faster blows so it subconsciously dodged the blows before they could land critical hits. 

I formed a Tora hand seal and was going to use Great Fireball Justsu when Panda suddenly opened his mouth .

" What the hell is your body made up of Brat. Your punches sting a lot .. Ouch.. Alright the battle ends now and you definitely pass because if you cannot pass then I should have never passed the same test when I took in years ago .. " 

I was a little disappointed though because the battle ended really quick and I did not have any chance to display the might of my max level fire jutsus which already have power of one rank above jutsu than them easily . 

" Thank you for your guidance senpai . " I had to be respectful anyway so I gave Panda a small bow and stepped outside the battle platform which was totally wrecked at some places now .

Kudo Ren was a normal college student who tried his best to score nice Marks on exams and studied even during his free time to get a good job . His normal life's dreams were shattered by a sudden bolt of lightning which struck his house and through his computer wires electrocuted him thus he died .

He met a completely unexpected situation when he woke up again because he found himself sitting with a God who said that Ren's death was his mistake as he failed to control the direction of the lightning bolt and it somehow traveled to planet earth and caused Ren's premature death .

Ren being avid fan of Naruto series , agreed to the compensation which was reincarnation in any fiction world with a system to help him become strong. After that Ren woke up inside the body a 12 year of Sarutobi who shared the same name as him . From here the story starts about Ren's great journey to gain pinnacle of strenght in ninja universe and the changes he brought to the story on the way..

anime panda novel

my damn love story

Endless Reincarnation Into The Fictional Omniverse

Reincarnation in MHA

Naruto: Journey of the strongest teacher

Life of Arthur

Vtuber Chronicles

REINCARNATED INTO A REINCARNATED WORLD(Dropped for now)

Removed bec it is not good enough.

A Lazy Man's Adventure (Completed)

I am Sarutobi Ren with a System

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