Mendapat tantangan untuk menyelesaikan 300 halaman novel. 

Mampukah dia menyelesaikan dalam 300 hari juga?
Atau kurang dari 300 hari bahkan lebih?

Semua akan terjawab dalam hitungan detik mulai dari sekarang.

The meaning of life and all of its up's and downs in one nice book, while also being the most subjective read. Or you can just look at the title and know what is inside.

this book include all the heroes and villlians which are losts a while ago and  we try to bring them back for you 
#IM

It turned out that cutting trees was not an easy task. Although he understood that he needed to aim the axe at the same place, the axe always landed on the tree trunk slantingly. There were a few times that he did not even hit the tree and almost threw out of the axe. Even if he hit the place he aimed, the impact force was not a joke either. In the beginning, it was all right. After chopping the tree for a few times, the palm of his hands became red and swollen.

The old village chief constantly shook his head while looking at Zhou Yu. Kids from cities were indeed very weak. Just a little tree would make him grimace. If the kids from the old days were as useless as him, a brutal beating was bound to happen once they return home. But fortunately, the kid seemed to be fine. Otherwise, he really did not know how to explain it to Zhou Hong. Although he had promised to take care of the kid, he did not know the kid had a mental problem. Though it was not his problem, he still felt sorry for Zhou Yu's parents.

After chopping the tree for a while, Zhou Yu finally got the tree down, but it was not over yet. He had to dig the roots out as well. Luckily, the old village chief also came to help him to remove the soil, sharing a large part of the work. He eventually held onto the end.

The entire morning just passed away like that, and Zhou Yu, who had never done such heavy work, was laying on the ground, panting. He couldn't get up for a long time. The old village chief shook his head again, then he went to put the tree on the back of a tricycle alone. Only until Zhou Yu finally regained his strength did he help to push the tricycle back to the village.

Originally he wanted to give some money to the old village chief, however, the old village chief insisted that he did not want it. Before he left with his empty tricycle, he reminded Zhou Yu once again that if he wanted to cut any trees next time, came to look for him, he also needed some people to help him to sort out his fruit forest.

Next time? Having done it just once, it already made him feel like he had lost half of his HP. If he needed to do it a few more times, he needed to at least prepare a healer in his team.

After removing all the branches of the pine tree, Zhou Yu thought that he needed to at least dry the tree trunk before he could use it as raw materials. However, the carpenter beaver did not think so. It just directly handed Zhou Yu an "ordinary saw" and asked him to follow its instructions to cut the tree trunk with the saw.

The section that was cut off had a two-dimensional text floating above it: "the rough material of a chess board," And what was strange about it, was that the material was already dried up and ready for use.

Then, the carpenter beaver suddenly "transformed". Zhou Yu did not know where it got a set of luxurious and flashy equipment. It almost blinded his eyes. "Luban's titanium alloy saw", "Luban's heavenly silk and red sandalwood chalk line", "Luban's white jade ruler"... A full set of God-Level Luban suit. It made Zhou Yu's mouth water!

'Kill it and Loot it stuff!'

A few words instantly flashed in his mind for a moment, and it took him a lot of effort to suppress this impulse. 'I am from the good faction, this impulse is the devil...'

There were only two NPCs in his village, if he killed one, how was he going to carry on playing? Not to mention that he might not be able to kill it. Moreover, he was still hoping to get more quests from this NPC every day, he might be even rewarded with some loot boxes from this beaver. 

The God-level carpenter was not a joke, a mini chess board was completed in less than half an hour. Throughout the entire making process, Zhou Yu had been watching on the side. It was simply astonishing. What amazed him was not only the speed but also the two different scenes he saw when he had glasses on and without the glasses.

Through the eyes of the ACG world, he saw the carpenter beaver was making the chess board at an incredible speed. But through the real eyes, he saw countless sawdust just came off the piece of wood automatically and flew everywhere in the air, until the piece of wood gradually became a chessboard that had many pieces on it. 

After the chess board was finished, the carpenter beaver was holding the chess pieces its hands, trying to get a good feeling of them, but through the real eyes, he could not see the piece moving, they were just lying in the box.

It was actually better this way. He did not need to worry about being seen by other people when they play the chess. Otherwise, it would only freak people out.

After the chessboard was built, the beaver's carpenter's heart was on fire. Probably it had not built anything for many years, its passion suddenly erupted like a volcano. It intended to continue to build a pavilion for playing the chess. Originally, the pavilion was intended to be placed on a small pond, but the small pond did not have any water inside, so it could only be temporarily placed under the banyan tree.

Zhou Yu had no choice but to complete this additional task together.

This mini pavilion was about half a meter high. It was a relatively large building. This time, the beaver only made all the parts of the pavilion and then asked Zhou Yu - the 'giant' to help it to assemble it.

The parts were very delicate, and it required a certain amount of patience to assemble them. However, this was not a problem for Zhou Yu, as he had been playing with all kinds of Garage Model Kits for a very long time. Soon, an antique-flavored pavilion was assembled from scratch, including tables and chairs.

"In battle, victory or defeat attend every move."
"Where'er you may go, know that gains and losses will follow." 

Those were the couplets that were written on the pillars of the pavilion.

And above two vigorous and forceful couplets, it was also written: 'The Pavilion of Wind and Rain.' 

After the completion of the pavilion, the beaver also urged Zhou Yu to sort out the small pond as soon as possible. By that time, it would make a pier to connect to the pavilion in the middle of the pond, then, it would be able to enjoy the fun of playing the chess in the middle of the pond. 

'Hmm... This may take a bit of time...' Zhou Yu was speechless.

Upon completing the beaver's quest, Zhou Yu also got an ordinary axe, an ordinary saw, and 135 Moe Coins. Comparing with the quest given by the old Dragon King yesterday, it was a lot more generous, but the quest process was also more arduous. After working for a while, he felt like he was drained out.

And in terms of those Moe Coins, should it be used on the gashapon machine, or should it be saved until he had enough to buy something from the vending machine? Look at the description of each box in the vending machine, Zhou Yu's mouth began to drool.

Comic Studio (1000 Moe Coins), Animation Base (1500 Moe Coins), Game Company (2000 Moe Coins)...

The most important three areas of the ACG world were all covered. Although he didn't know what those buildings would look like, and would they really produce animes or games, if they really could, then... Damn, he would be willing to be single for the rest of his life.

However, it was too expensive... Even the cheapest item - the comic studios, also needed him to save his Moe Coins for several days, not to mention that those two elderly people might not give him any quests tomorrow.

Alas, nevermind, it was still more 'realistic' to try the gashapon machine. Unleashing the hand of miracle six times in a row, how filthy rich was that.

The Seed Of The Red Sandalwood Tree, The Seed Of Pseudotsuga Sinensis, Copper OreX4, Fan Li's Maplewood Fishing Rod, Farmer's Hut (Temporary), Comic Studio (High-Quality Magical Imitation).

When the last one came out, Zhou Yu shouted out loudly and happily. He did not even care that he might scare the neighbors. Having only spent 20 Moe Coins, but he received something that was worth 1000 Moe Coins. He was so excited that he did not even see the special note in the brackets.

Leaving other things aside first, he put the Comic Studio on the bed and looked at it carefully. 

The house was very pretty. Looking inside the house through the windows, It looked like a real comic studio, however, he did not see any manga artists. There was an activate button on the roof, it seemed like it would officially start working if he pressed it. So he pressed it immediately without thinking.

A strange laugh suddenly appeared unexpectedly, and then a clown-like little man appeared in front of him, "Welcome to the imitation show of the geek of thousands of faces, please specify an artist, I can completely imitate his comic style."

'Hmm... What is this shit?'

Only until this moment did Zhou Yu noticed the text in the brackets, "High-Quality Magical Imitation"

'What imitation, isn't it a copycat?" 

Comic Studio (High-Quality Magical Imitation): Specify a real-world manga artist, the magician would use the artist's style and skill to complete a new work that is no less than 300 chapters or continue an existing work, similarly, it will not be less than 300 chapters as well. Special notice, the produced work is the fan-based content and should not be used for any commercial purposes. If this term is violated, the building will self-destruct immediately.

After reading the attached instruction manual, Zhou Yu's lips twitched slightly and uncontrollably.

Zhou Yu, a reclusive otaku, who did not like to go out of his house, was one day forced out of his house by a series of unexpected events.

This story is not made by me but I am transporting it here so people so could find this Author amazing work.

It turned out that cutting trees was not an easy task. Although he understood that he needed to aim the axe at the same place, the axe always landed on the tree trunk slantingly. There were a few times that he didn't even hit the tree and almost threw the axe. Even if he hit the place he aimed for, the impact force was no joke. In the beginning, it was all right. After chopping at the tree a few times, the palm of his hands became red and swollen.
The old village chief constantly shook his head while looking at Zhou Yu. Kids from the city were indeed very weak. Just a little tree would make him grimace. If the kids from the old days were as useless as him, a brutal beating was bound to happen once they returned home. But fortunately, the kid seemed to be fine. Otherwise, he really did not know how to explain it to Zhou Hong. Although he had promised to take care of the kid, he didn't know the kid had a mental problem. Though it wasn't his problem, he still felt sorry for Zhou Yu's parents.
After chopping the tree for a while, Zhou Yu finally got the tree down, but it was not over yet. He had to dig the roots out as well. Luckily, the old village chief also came to help him, sharing a large part of the work. He eventually held on till the end.
The entire morning just passed away like that, and Zhou Yu, who had never done such heavy work, was laying on the ground, panting. He couldn't get up for a long time. The old village chief shook his head again, then he went to put the tree on the back of a tricycle alone. Only until Zhou Yu finally regained his strength did he help to push the tricycle back to the village.
Originally he wanted to give some money to the old village chief, however, the old village chief insisted that he did not want it. Before he left with his empty tricycle, he reminded Zhou Yu once again that if he wanted to cut any trees next time, come look for him, he also needed some people to help him to sort out his fruit forest.
Next time? Having done it just once, it already made him feel like he had lost half of his HP. If he needed to do it a few more times, he needed to at least prepare a healer in his team.
After removing all the branches of the pine tree, Zhou Yu thought that he needed to at least dry the tree trunk before he could use it as raw materials. However, the carpenter beaver did not think so. It just directly handed Zhou Yu an "ordinary saw" and asked him to follow its instructions to cut the tree trunk with the saw.
The section that was cut off had a two-dimensional text floating above it: "the rough material of a chess board," And what was strange about it, was that the material was already dried and ready to be used.
Then, the carpenter beaver suddenly "transformed". Zhou Yu did not know where it got a set of luxurious and flashy equipment. It almost blinded his eyes. "Luban's titanium alloy saw", "Luban's heavenly silk and red sandalwood chalk line", "Luban's white jade ruler"... A full set of God-Level Luban suits. It made Zhou Yu's mouth water!
'Kill it and Loot its stuff!'
A few words instantly flashed in his mind for a moment, and it took him a lot of effort to suppress this impulse. 'I am from the good faction, this impulse is the devil...'
There were only two NPCs in his village, if he killed one, how was he going to carry on playing? Not to mention that he might not be able to kill it. Moreover, he was still hoping to get more quests from this NPC every day, he might be even rewarded with some loot boxes from this beaver.
The God-level carpenter was not a joke, a mini chess board was completed in less than half an hour. Throughout the entire making process, Zhou Yu had been watching on the side. It was simply astonishing. What amazed him was not only the speed but also the two different scenes he saw when he had his glasses on and without his glasses.
Through the eyes of the ACG world, he saw the carpenter beaver making the chess board at an incredible speed. But through the eyes of the real world, he saw countless sawdust just come off the piece of wood automatically and fly everywhere in the air, until the piece of wood gradually became a chessboard that had many pieces on it.
After the chess board was finished, the carpenter beaver was holding the chess pieces in its hands, trying to get a good feel for them, but through the eyes of the real world, he could not see the pieces moving, they were just lying in the box.
It was actually better this way. He did not need to worry about being seen by other people when they play chess. Otherwise, it would only freak people out.
After the chessboard was built, the beaver's carpenter's heart was on fire. It probably hasn't built anything for many years, its passion suddenly erupted like a volcano. It intended to continue to build a pavilion for playing chess. Originally, the pavilion was intended to be placed on a small pond, but the small pond did not have any water inside, so it could only be temporarily placed under the banyan tree.
Zhou Yu had no choice but to complete this additional task together.
This mini pavilion was about half a meter high. It was a relatively large building. This time, the beaver only made all the parts of the pavilion and then asked Zhou Yu - the 'giant' to help assemble it.
The parts were very delicate, and it required a certain amount of patience to assemble them. However, this was not a problem for Zhou Yu, as he had been playing with all kinds of Garage Model Kits for a very long time. Soon, an antique-flavored pavilion was assembled from scratch, including tables and chairs.
"In battle, victory or defeat attend every move."
"Where'er you may go, know that gains and losses will follow."
Those were the couplets that were written on the pillars of the pavilion.
And above the two vigorous and forceful couplets, it was also written: 'The Pavilion of Wind and Rain.'
After the completion of the pavilion, the beaver also urged Zhou Yu to sort out the small pond as soon as possible. By that time, it would make a pier to connect to the pavilion in the middle of the pond, then, it would be able to enjoy the fun of playing chess in the middle of the pond.
'Hmm... This may take a bit of time...' Zhou Yu was speechless.
Upon completing the beaver's quest, Zhou Yu also got an ordinary axe, an ordinary saw, and 135 Moe Coins. Compared to the quest given by the old Dragon King yesterday, it was a lot more generous, but the quest process was also more arduous. After working for a while, he felt like he was drained out.
And in terms of those Moe Coins, should it be used on the gashapon machine, or should it be saved until he had enough to buy something from the vending machine? Look at the description of each box in the vending machine, Zhou Yu's mouth began to drool.
Comic Studio (1000 Moe Coins), Animation Base (1500 Moe Coins), Game Company (2000 Moe Coins)...
The most important three areas of the ACG world were all covered. Although he didn't know what those buildings would look like, and whether or not they would really produce anime or games, if they really could, then... Damn, he would be willing to be single for the rest of his life.
However, it was too expensive... Even the cheapest item - the comic studio, also needed him to save his Moe Coins for several days, not to mention that those two elderly people might not give him any quests tomorrow.
Alas, nevermind, it was still more 'realistic' to try the gashapon machine. Unleashing the hand of a miracle six times in a row, how filthy rich was that.
The Seed Of The Red Sandalwood Tree, The Seed Of Pseudotsuga Sinensis, Copper OreX4, Fan Li's Maplewood Fishing Rod, Farmer's Hut (Temporary), Comic Studio (High-Quality Magical Imitation).
When the last one came out, Zhou Yu shouted out loudly and happily. He did not even care that he might scare the neighbors. Having only spent 20 Moe Coins, he received something that was worth 1000 Moe Coins. He was so excited that he did not even see the special note in the brackets.
Leaving other things aside first, he put the Comic Studio on the bed and looked at it carefully.
The house was very pretty. Looking inside the house through the windows, It looked like a real comic studio, however, he did not see any manga artists. There was an activate button on the roof, it seemed like it would officially start working if he pressed it. So he pressed it immediately without thinking.
A strange laugh suddenly appeared unexpectedly, and then a clown-like little man appeared in front of him, "Welcome to the imitation show of the geek of thousands of faces, please specify an artist, I can completely imitate his comic style."
'Hmm... What is this shit?'
Only until this moment did Zhou Yu noticed the text in the brackets, "High-Quality Magical Imitation"
'What imitation, isn't it a copycat?"
Comic Studio (High-Quality Magical Imitation): Specify a real-world manga artist, the magician would use the artist's style and skill to complete a new work that is no less than 300 chapters or continue an existing work, similarly, it will not be less than 300 chapters as well. Special notice, the produced work is fan-based content and should not be used for any commercial purposes. If this term is violated, the building will self-destruct immediately.
After reading the attached instruction manual, Zhou Yu's lips twitched slightly and uncontrollably.


Zhou Yu, a reclusive otaku, who did not like to go out of his house, was one day forced out of his house by a series of unexpected events.
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It's been few days , i found Himiko house instead rushing into house i decided to spot few park near by and use the spot for my morning , everything was going normal routine .

Just like any other day , i reach park didn't spot Himiko damn it's not easy as stated in anime but still i will try , yup nothing to do so i started my workout .

" 300 pushup to GO " i said to my self , i started pushup .

129

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157

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192
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265

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299 
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From this point i am completely exocited ' 1 More to GO ' i thought , kinda miss guy - sensei .

' the power of YOUTH !!! ' Yup yup.

' And ....  300 '  and i fall on the ground even i am just laying on the ground it doset hurt , yup morning grass kinda feel nise .

While laying on the grass Izuku end up in deep thought ' in my life i never imagined that the manga i used to read whould become my reality , OP Hero's , quirk  , and everything is real ' .

after few minutes spending i decided to rush home or I'll be late for school , yup ther is 1 year for me to get into middle school i hope to find some Side - Characters , there is only bakugo in school i befriend ,
 even if we keep fighting every time we meet .

while on the way home i purchased some fruit & vegetables for mom and reach home .

" i am Home " i said in an exited tone hand over grocery to mom went to my room .

While i was in my room i started my manga drawing  ' after thinking about it i decided to draw one piece ' 

[ Sketching + 5 ]

.... .....   .....

[ Sketching + 5 ]

... ....  ... ....

[ Sketching + 5 ]

..... . .... .. ... ....

[ Sketching + 5 ]

I have already drawn few poster of Protoganist of One piece Luffy & nami ,
i even changed few things from one piece .

I changed  devil Fruit to Quirk Fruit & erased few fruits like More more no mi & Less less no mi  & Marine Six Rokushiki That i will be using ones the shop ones  & lastly my armament haki Is colourless so no one gonna linked it to me .

while i was drawing few pages of first Chapter of manga i did aquire many sketching points now my sketching points are improving .

[ Sketching - lvl 2 ( 250/10000 ) ]

After Finishing First chapter , instead of publishing i decided to upload it on internet cuz i think they not gonna accept it any way in this world the this people talk about is hero's  .
And i am going to show this to mom while breakfast .

.....

" Mom take a look ". i said to mom while stuffing my face well mom was also quite queries why i was carrying drawing paper with me for breakfast .

" let me take a look " mom said to me so i hand over the comic to mom while reading comic mom expression was quite serious .

it took few minutes for mom to read to comics after finishing comic mom looked at me with a serious express and said .

" Izuku you won't do something bad promise me " yup thats what mom said to me , that's to be expected cuz one piece can be considered as dark story because of slavery & stuff shown in manga .

" Don't worry mom i am gonna become Greatest Hero Ever !!!! " i said to mom with a beaming smile on my face , mom some what calm down a bit and about to start watermark .

" Izuku my babyeeeeeee !!!!! " 

Yup so after i calm dawn mom i went to my room carry few marbel ball pack the bag and off to school .

i keep using my quirk on this marbel ball eg decreasesing & increasing to gane some exp to level up my devil fruit power .

Yup there is great defferent between lvl 1 and lvl 2 increase lvl help me to use my fruit faster and most effective .

the only this i haven't practice is my observation haki & as for armament haki i am looking to join dujo i haven't asked about mom to join dujo & to practice observation haki i think of himiko and her knife only down side i will be heavenly injured .

[ More - More + 5 ]

.....   .... ... ...

 [ Less - Less + 5 ]

.. .. ... .....  

[ More - More + 5 ]

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 [ Less - Less + 5 ]

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[ More - More + 5 ]

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 [ Less - Less + 5 ]

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----   and so on. -----

 while on the way to school i did collect exp points every day.

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Arriving at school i started walking toward my class room , i dont have many friends to talk the ony one is flame boy , yup so i sit alone in class window side ending raw seat is mine , ' yup be like sasuke ' that the way to go , instead talking to read i prefer reading stuff before class .

while in the class i kept dozing off well teachers don't complain i keep a good score in exams .

well in recess period i pass to few class many students were talking to eachother , some were showing off there quirks , on the top of the list were flame boy and his lakies .

there were few other kids showing off tricks in which there was a boy is quirk is somewhat similar to midnight instead sleeping gass he can create perfume with his skill , he was using his quirk to charm few girls at school.

well while walking i accidently bump into him .
he gonna use this apportunity to impress girls , after looking into his smug face it's 100% confirm .

" Smart boy don't you know how to look while walking "yup here he starts his lame show .

Instead of apologising i just used my quirk on him with a light tap on his shoulder .

' Less - less strength -10×-10 ' and here our smug boy become Humpty Dumpty & fall on the ground lame .

[ Less - Less + 5 ]

instead of persuing this matter i just move aside , yup it's decided i am not going to hide my devil Fruit any more just not gonna used too much in public .

well while using my fruit i can upgrade it's lvl not gona leave behind apportunity .

Arriving at class room , i got some looks from students well i haven't registered my devil fruit as quirk and for second thaught i think i am quite handsome yup yup .


i sat on my chair and took a single piece of paper & pencil & started sketching bounty poster of flame boy yup not gonna let him have all the fun .

[ Sketching + 5 ]

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Ring Ring 

well the class ends 

on the way back home  i met bakugo and his lakies .

" hey Deku you got guts to fight "  he said to me with a grin on his face .

" well yes Flame..... boy " i said to him in response .

" huh what did you say , DIE !!! " yup and here we started  fighting well this is normal between us , even his lakies didn't interfare between our fight .

i used this apportunity to stick that bakugo bounty poster behind his bag yup it's will be fun to watch his face tomorrow ' No doubt about it '.

after arriving at home i greated mom .

" i am Home " i said while walking through front door of house .

" Baby take some rest I'll prepare snacks  in few minutes " mom said from kitchen.

well inside room i open my pc and started checking my one pic manga audiance reaction .

well it's not that bad i got few 1k audiance reach and likes as well as few comments .

------------------ Comments on internet -----------

" HOLY SHIT " Is That Sea King !!! "

" Kids Go back To sleep "

" Damn that sea King face look like Ganga Orca " 

" Not Gonna Work Hero Comic Is best " 

" All might is best "

" Fanboyeee!!!!! "

" Rasist Go away " 

" Vote For Trump " 

" More chapter please " 

" Luffy Marry me " 

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Meanwhile in bakugo house 

" I AM !! HOME !!! " BAKUGO shouted while entering house 

" Don't shout  Or I am Gonna Spank You " mitsuki

" What did you say Women !!! " bakugo

" Get in Kitchen For snacks and stuff " mitsuki

while bakugo enters kitchen with his bag and stuff .

" Remove your shoes out of the house " mitsuki

" Don't Shout at me Women " bakugo shouting at his mom while bakugo turn around he hear a loud laughter of his mom he turn around in confusion .

Pfttttt " haha hahah Hahah that awesome Firecrackers Hahahaha Flame Boy " while laughing mitsuki shows hers son bounty to his son.

" See this was behind you bag " Mitsuki said to bakugo .

It's was an bounty poster of bakugo with a signature in the corner with the name of Izuku .

" Deku I AM Gonna KILL YOU !! DIEE !!!!! " Bakugo shouted in kitchen .

" Smack " Mitsuki slap bakugo head .

" Don't You Get On My Nerv !  " mitsuki

------------ BAKUGO bounty POSTER -----

FLAME BOY 

NAME - BAKUGO 

QUIRK - FIRECRACKER PALM 

DEAD OF ALIVE 

( WITH ANGRY FACE OF BAKUGO )

BOUNTY - 5000000000# DOLLERS

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this is a story about an unfortunate guy got hit by truck kun on 3 floor gets a chance of recarnation into mha with few wishes 


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i suck at writing so hope you won't mind small mistakes first fanfic

Hurry, Mom! All the good comics will be gone! Good comics? You only buy Casper the Wimpy Ghost. Equating friendliness with wimpiness will keep you from achieving popularity. I think Casper's the ghost of Richie Rich. -Hey, they do look alike. -How did Richie die? Perhaps his materialism led him to take his life. Kids, could you lighten up? Now Radioactive Man rules! He's always saying something cool. -He's no wittier than others. -Oh, yeah? Look. He knocks a guy into the sun and says, "Hot enough for you?" I stand corrected. We're here. -Too bad we didn't dress up. -This looks like a discount for Bartman! -Who are you dressed as? -I'm Bartman. -Never heard of him, full price. -Rip-off. Is this on? Young people of Springfield welcome to our funny-book convention. Thank you for pumping almost $300 into the local economy. Your spirits have imparted a glow to this old warhorse. I feel like Radiation Man! That's Radioactive Man, jerk! I stand corrected. Have fun and be sure to clear out by 6 for the Shriners. Get that punk's name. No one makes a fool of me. Has anyone turned in a left Vulcan ear? We've got a utility belt, tricorders, a light saber. Sorry, kid. -Hey, Bart-dude. -Hey, Otto-man. What's that? My own idea for a comic book. It's about a dude who drives a school bus by day but by night, fights vampires in a post-apocalyptic war zone! We're going to see Buddy Hodges. The guy who played Fallout Boy on TV? I guess he wasn't killed in Vietnam. Laramie cigarettes give me the steady nerves I need to combat evil. Wish I was old enough to smoke Laramies. Sorry, Fallout Boy, not until you're 16. Look out! Will Radioactive Man act in time to save the Earth? You know, kids, I'm sure we'd all like to remember Dirk Richter as Radioactive Man and not the sordid details of his final years. So keep the questions tasteful. Now, how about a big welcome for Buddy "Fallout Boy" Hodges! -Any questions? -When Radioactive Man got injected with shrinking serum, how come his costume shrinks? Who knows? I did play Rum Tum Tugger in Cats. Anybody see it? -Fallout Boy! -Yes, you, the masked boy. Does Dirk Richter's ghost haunt the bordello where his body was found? Dirk Richter was a beautiful man. Can't you vultures leave him alone? Hey, Radioactive Man Number 72! It's the imaginary tale where he marries Larva Girl. Wow, Number 9! That's before Fallout Boy became his ward. I'll show you something if you'll put your grubby little hands behind your back. Behold. Wow, Radioactive Man Number 1! I bet it's worth a million bucks. It is, my lad. But I'll let you have it for 100. -All I got is 30. -Then you can't have it. But I must. I never knew why God put me on this Earth. Now, I know. -To buy that comic book. -Your emotion is out of place. Did you kids have fun? Yeah. For a dollar, a man sold me I never knew what Superman saw in her. Give me Wonder Woman. And that golden lariat. She can tie me up any time. -Homer! -Just kidding, Marge. Hey, what does everyone say to dinner at Krusty Burger? My treat! You really are a sport, Dad, taking us to a fine restaurant like that. -What are you getting at? -I need $100 for a comic. For a comic? Who drew it, Micha-malangelo? -Dad, I want this more than anything. -Well, T. S. -Please, Dad. -No. No! Look, we all know that usually when you bug me I give in. I'm not mad at you. Shows you been paying attention. But we all know I'm not giving you $100. -Now, are you gonna stop bugging me? -No. -Are you? Are you? Are you? -No. No. No. -Okay! -I win! In your face! Yeah! How do you like them apples? Don't gloat, Homer. When I was your age, I wanted a child-sized electric light bulb oven. I didn't have the money. So, I went to my sisters. -We'll give you half our allowance. -lf you'll be our slave. -This gives us more free time. -Let's take up smoking. For months, I worked while my sisters smoked. Venus Oh, Venus We want those dress shields hand-washed and drip-dried. Because I'd worked for it all those light bulb-warmed treats always tasted extra good. Maybe a job is the answer. I couldn't ask you to do that. Maggie and Lisa are a handful-- -She means you should get a job. -Me? Get a job? Were they serious? I didn't realize it, but a part of my childhood had slipped away, forever. -What are you staring at? -Nothing. At that moment, my dad and I were closer than we've ever-- -Bart! Stop it. -Sorry. I need some money A lot of money Empty bottles. Well, it's practically empty. Here you go, Apu. Shall I apply this to the cost of a squishy? -No. I need the dime. -It is good you're learning a trade. -Americanize this. -Okay. All those coins were worth three cents? Let the good times roll. This is so humiliating. I feel like such a geek. -How's it going, Bart? -Terrible. No one's buying. Maybe you need to play on their sympathies more. Let's see. Now you look pathetic. Lemonade sucks. I need a new product. Let's see. Form a line. Cheap beer and a sympathetic ear. Hey, Bart, could you give me one on credit? -Beat it. -You got a liquor license? -My dog ate it. -Gotta have one to sell beer. Writing tickets must make you thirsty. Have a couple on the house. -Seeing that it's a first offense. -We can overlook this. So long, officers. Hey, what's all the--? My beer, my beer, my beautiful beer! The boy is desperate. He wants money to buy a comic book. A comic book? Boys never change. -Which one? Nazi Smasher? -I don't think so. Send him over to my house. I've got a few chores he could do. He can mix whitewash, right? -Mrs. Glick? -You must be Bert Simpson. Looks like you've got a strong young back. Do you want something to eat? I've got dried apricots, almond paste, sauerkraut candy. -No, thanks. Who's that? -That's my brother, Asa. He was killed in the Great War. Held a grenade too long. This one's for you Kaiser Bill, from the boys in D Company: Johnny, Harrison, Brooklyn Bob, and yeah, even Reggie. He ain't so stuck-up once you get to-- Here, have some ribbon candy. Boys love candy. -No, thanks. -Boys love candy! -I'd rather get to work. -We'll start with yard work. Then you can have a barley pop. I want you to clear out all the weeds. You do know which ones are weeds? -All of them? -Good boy. Now be careful with these. I'll be inside, watching my stories. -Jack, please. I'm married. -That must be what's turning me on. Stop it. Some more. Filthy, but genuinely arousing. -Finished. -Merciful heavens, you're bleeding! I'll get the iodine. Iodine. -Now don't fidget. -Listen, lady, you don't have to-- They've never improved on iodine. -Did you make any money? -No, but I'm in a lot of pain. What you're doing for Mrs. Glick is very nice. -She doesn't have anybody. -There's a reason. The sludge certainly collects around those downspouts, don't it? I'll sludge you, you old bat. Today, we wash Beulah. Do you know what that is? Some old lady thing nobody's heard about for 50 years? It was my wedding dress. But then, I dyed it black and it became my mourning dress. Great story, lady. Last night, I dreamed I held you in my arms. No, not the iodine. Burn the germs off with a torch. Amputate my arm. But not the-- Well, it's payday. I'll wager you've been looking forward to this. -Yes, ma'am. -Here we are, two quarters. -Two quarters? -You deserve every penny. I've told my girlfriends about you and they have chores too. -Two quarters! -Bart, you didn't say thank you. I can leave without screaming or saying a bad word. -But I'm not saying thank you. -You're welcome. All right, off you go to spend it on penny whistles and MoonPies. -MoonPies, my butt. -What's the problem, boy? I busted my hump all week and all I got was 50 cents. When I was your age, -Really? -No. I did everything I could and I've only got 35 bucks. I'm done working. Working's for chumps. I'm proud of you. I was twice your age before I figured that out. -Can I have it for $40? -40 bucks? Forget it! It's all I've got. I sold seeds. I visited my aunt in the nursing home. -I fished a dime out of the sewer! -No way. What do you want? -Can I have it for 35. -No! Kids. I don't need this. I've got a master's degree in folklore. Do you have the Carl Yastrzemski baseball card from 1973? Show me the 30 bucks, because if you ain't got it, I ain't getting up. Martin, if you, Milhouse and I went in together we could buy a copy of Radioactive Man Number 1 right now! -Here you go. -I don't want it. We've got $100, and we'd like to buy Radioactive Man. Why don't you just waddle over and get it? Yes, sir! Wow. Breathe it in, boys. -This is the stuff dreams are made of. -It smells like my grandpa. Looks like rain. We better get this baby home. Looks like you bought more than you bargained for. My pants, caught on barbed wire! Good Lord, choke, an A-bomb! Becoming radioactive. From this day forward, I shall call myself Radioactive Man. So, that's how it happened. I'd have thought an atomic bomb would kill him. -Now you know better. -Turn the page, Bart. Careful, careful. You guys can come read it anytime. -Why not keep it at my house? -That's crazy. -It's ours as much as it's yours. -How about this? Each one of us will get it for two days of the week. Wait a minute, that still leaves one day. Yeah, what about that? For that day, we'll use a random number generator. I'll take 1 to 3, Milhouse will have 4 to 6 and Bart will take 7 to 9. -Wait a minute, what about zero? -Yeah, what about zero? In the event of a zero possession will be determined by Rock, Scissor, Paper. -Okay. -Excellent. Well, today being my Saturday, I guess I'll be taking my comic. Nice try. It almost worked, but tonight the comic book stays here. -lf the comic book stays, then so do I. -Me too. Fine. We'll all stay with the comic book. It'll be like a sleepover. That's what pals do, right? Real friendly-like. -I wanna read it again. -Nice try. Acids in your hand could damage it. We want it to last forever so the last one alive can be buried with it. -What do you mean, the last one alive? -I meant years from now! -Bart, don't push him. -So you're both against me. Well, nobody makes a sap out of Bartholomew J. Simpson. -Quit! -You quit! No, you quit! Would you boys like some milk and microwave s'mores? Thank you, Mrs. Simpson. Sweet dreams, boys. -One more step and you're dead. -I have to go to the bathroom. -So do l, but I'm not getting up. -Hey, what's going on? -Martin was trying to steal our comic. -Let's tie him up! -Is this how you treat your guests? -Quiet. -We'll take turns watching him. -Okay, I'll go first. So that's your little game. Let Bart get nice and drowsy then, when his back's turned: Wham! You're crazy. I'm telling your mom! -Tell him what we do with squealers. -It's worse than when you have to pee? -You can't stop me! -The hell I can't. Homer, it's really coming down. Could you check on the boys? They're fine. Bart, the comic! Don't let go of me, Bart! It's not that far to the ground. The rains probably softened it up. If you hadn't tied me up, I could be saving the comic. Shut up! Shut up! Help me! I didn't even want the comic! I wanted Carl Yastrzemski with the big sideburns! Better come in the house. You don't wanna get the sniffles. Now, come on. You can play your little tie-up game inside. I've got some cocoa on the stove. Who wants imitation marshmallows. I'd raise my hand if I could. It's no use, fellows. Another comic book has returned to the earth from whence it came. We worked so hard and now it's all gone. We ended up with nothing because we can't share. -What's your point? -Nothing. It just ticks me off. Well, the world is safe again. But for how long? Previous Episode

This long-running comedy focuses on the eponymous family in the town of Springfield in an unnamed U.S. state. The head of the Simpson family, Homer, is not a typical family man. A nuclear-plant employee, he does his best to lead his family but often finds that they are leading him. The family includes loving, blue-haired matriarch Marge, troublemaking son Bart, overachieving daughter Lisa and baby Maggie. Other Springfield residents include the family's religious neighbour, Ned Flanders, family physician Dr Hibbert, Moe the bartender and police chief Clancy Wiggum.

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