"Definitely still on drugs," is the only thought in his head. He sees a faint glow coming from a small cave passage. Slowly, he sits up and notices: "Wtf, I've grown. I feel a good two heads taller than before." Slowly, he turns his gaze to the rest of his body and is amazed by what he sees. He has become much more muscular, looking as if he's been doing calisthenics for years. Large, defined muscles adorn his body, not like a bodybuilder, but more like a Spartan, a warrior bred for war. Very defined with presumably 0.0% body fat. "Wow, I should have taken these drugs earlier..." he says to himself, "if only it weren't for the strange color of my skin, and I definitely need a pedicure."
LOTR: I'm an Orc
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