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You're Testing a Kitchen Knife, But Why Are You Using it to Strike a Military Shovel?

Zhao Feng transmigrated into a parallel world and became a product livestreamer. For a whole week, he promoted kitchen knives, but for six days, no one showed any interest. Not only that, the viewers in his livestream room mocked him, claiming that everything he sold was garbage. Unable to tolerate this, Zhao Feng couldn't hold back his anger anymore. In front of hundreds of viewers in the livestream room, he pulled out a military shovel and said, "You all said my stuff is garbage, right? Well, now I'm going to show you whether it's garbage or not." "Clang! Clang! Clang..." The kitchen knife struck against the military shovel and created countless sparks, silencing the whole livestream room. After a while, the screen was bombarded with numerous bullet comments. "What the hell? Who taught you to test a kitchen knife like that?" "This is insane! Such a good kitchen knife might end up ruined!" "They asked you to test the kitchen knife, and you used it to strike a military shovel? That's just crazy!" Gradually, news of Zhao Feng's eccentric testing method spread online, causing a huge sensation. Suddenly, he went viral and became incredibly popular. Not only that, but people also discovered that this livestreamer not only had a ruthless way of testing products but also exposed the behind-the-scenes secrets of the entire product-livestreaming industry.

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40 Chs

I Have Met Many Men!

編集者: Dragon Boat Translation

What the f*ck!

What was this guy doing?

The viewers were shocked.

They were all dumbfounded and excited. Would they be witnessing something exciting to see today?

Sitting in front of the computer, Daimei's mind went blank. She wasn't some naive female streamer who didn't know these things, but she knew more according to the needs of the audience.

However, shouldn't this be done in secret?

In an instant, an image entered her mind. It was a simple room, with two people, a bed, and two phones. Suddenly, one of the phones rang…

Fortunately, this state did not last long.

At the same time, Zhao Feng, who was in the foot massage parlor, noticed that something was wrong. He immediately signaled the young lady to stop. Then, he looked at his phone and asked his masseuse why she picked up the call.

It turned out that she had wanted to hang up, but she had accidentally touched the answer button instead.

Now that the call was connected, it would be rude of him not to answer it. Moreover, the other party might be the most popular female streamer on a certain platform.

On the other hand, when she heard Zhao Feng's voice on the phone, the little girl's pink cheeks turned red. However, she could only try to calm herself and continue to communicate with Zhao Feng.

However, because her mind was in a mess, the first sentence that flew out of her mouth ignited the excitement in her viewers.

"Why did you hang up on me just now?"

"Uh... Do I have to answer?"

"Of course!"

Daimei's firm tone came from the receiver. Zhao Feng felt a little awkward when he heard it. However, in the end, he still scratched his head and told the truth, "I was scared that you'd ask for a refund!"

What the hell?

Not only was her audience stunned, but even Daimei's brain froze. Her eyes widened.

After a few seconds, an explosive shout pierced Zhao Feng's ears.

"What. Did. You. Say? You're afraid that I will ask you for money?"

"Yes!" Zhao Feng answered honestly.

These words were like a bomb that smashed down on Daimei's head.

BOOM...

Her mental defense instantly exploded. She could not accept that this guy thought she was such a cheap, stingy person.

'I'm one of the most popular female streamers in Douyu. I have countless true fans and countless big shots supporting me. Why would I care about you?'

It wasn't just Daimei, even her viewers were stunned. They didn't expect such an answer.

They had thought that Zhao Feng might say that he had some serious business to attend to or something along those lines. After all, his voice a few seconds ago was enough to cause a lot of misunderstandings. However, they had never expected that his reason would be so hardcore.

They could only say, 'As expected. This guy is able to break through Dai Xiaomei's defense. You're strong!'

...

At the same time, Zhao Feng gradually reacted.

The person who had tipped him in the stream earlier was probably the same Dai Xiaomei from the Douyu platform.

In other words, this girl could be his financial supporter. Moreover, it did not seem like she was calling him to ask for a refund.

Thinking up to this point, Zhao Feng instantly felt a little embarrassed. This person was the number one Brother this afternoon, after all. So he had to give this person some dignity.

"Ahem, Sister Daimei, right?"

"I've been paying attention to your comment today. I wonder why you're looking for me today?"

Zhao Feng suddenly changed the topic, and his tone sounded gentle. The audience on the other side was stunned when they heard this, and Daimei felt a chill run down her spine.

Fortunately, she still remembered what her mission was. She immediately told Zhao Feng the request that the netizens had made in detail, not forgetting to add a sentence at the end.

"Don't worry. If you don't agree, I won't expose your information without permission!"

After saying that, the young woman's beautiful eyes looked visibly nervous. She pricked up her ears and listened carefully to the voice on the other side.

If it were any other streamer, they would be eager for her guidance. As a big streamer, she would be supported wherever she went. However, it was obvious that this situation did not apply to Zhao Feng.

"Are you saying that you want to livestream with me tomorrow?" Zhao Feng raised his eyebrows. Although this woman couldn't see his expression, she could feel Zhao Feng wasn't being too intense or demanding.

"That's right, but only if you're unwilling! If not, you can forget it!" She said.

"We can stream together, but as you know, the mic collision will affect the streamer's delivery of goods… Well, I don't care. They're just a bunch of resentful gremlins anyway…" Zhao Feng's tone was somewhat conflicted.

But then, his eyes lit up as if he suddenly thought of something, "How about this? Why don't we meet up tomorrow? Offline. How about you come to my livestream?"

"It just so happens that I'm lacking an assistant here. I'm currently recruiting. Can you help me?"

...

Meeting offline…

Became his assistant?

Daimei was too stunned to speak, unable to wrap her head around Zhao Feng's miraculous thought process.

After a long while, she finally reacted. Then, she heard her own fawning voice.

"You, you said that you want to meet me offline?" She asked.

"That's right. It's okay if you're not up to it," Zhao Feng said indifferently.

She brought up this conversation in the first place anyway. Moreover, she was the big shot who had supported him today, so he had to give her some dignity. If Daimei didn't want to, he would not force her. Anyway, the rockets had been accepted, and the money could not be returned.

Daimei was still a little hesitant, but when she heard Zhao Feng's casual tone, it was clear that he didn't take her seriously.

At that moment, her temper flared up once more and she immediately agreed, completely ignoring her fans who advised her to be careful.

"Sure. Let's meet up!"

"You start your livestream at 3 PM tomorrow, right? I'll fly over tonight. I want to meet you!"

After Dai Xiaomei finished speaking, she immediately hung up the phone, not forgetting to set a specific time with Zhao Feng.

It was only then that she noticed that her viewers had long been in a mess. Everyone advised her to be careful and not to trust anybody so easily.

Especially when it came to dating online.

Not only that, but some of her viewers even told her about their friends' experience that they were almost trapped in a room by two perverted men in their forties when they met offline. Fortunately, this friend of theirs was another guy.

The comments in the stream refreshed at a frequency of dozens of comments per second. Dai Xiaomei's little heart was flustered as she continued to read. Her heart was pounding hard against her ribcage, and she did not know what to do for a moment.

She wanted to take back her words, but she had always been a woman of her word.

In front of millions of viewers in her stream, she waved her hand and said with positivity, "You guys don't have to persuade me. It's just meeting a guy. I've met a lot of men."

After saying that, she immediately booked tickets and transferred the stream to her phone. She took her viewers and rushed to the nearest airport. She was fully prepared to fulfill her promise.

Her actions made her viewers see her in a different light. At the same time, they became more and more worried about her upcoming journey.