I'm someone almost OP (2)

Rainer hearing a mechanical genderless voice in his head opened his eyes in surprise, but soon he smiled with satisfaction, finally one of his dreams had come true, and that was to have a system like in the novels he read.

The Mad God sighed in disappointment and took his hand from Rainer's back, he thought that at least he could hear Rainer's screams and cheer up a bit, but that didn't happen.

Rainer won the thrill of having his own system and said 'status' in his head. As he clenched his teeth and fists in excitement.

[Ding!]

[As orders, master!]

[Status!]

——————————————————————————

Name: [Rainer Evans]

Gender: [Male]

Body age: [0 years]

Mental age: [9,253,514,726,176,839,461,572,300 years]

Weight: [93.5 kg (206 lb)]

Height: [1.94 cm (6.3 pies)]

CI (IQ): [345]

Charm: [1,000] (Even the God of Beauty would be jealous if he saw your face and body, he better not see you, unless you want to get in trouble of course)

☄️ Power Multiversal: [Soldier]

——————————————————————————

🗒️ Nicknames:

——————————————————————————

📰 Titles:

[Monster]

[Evil]

[Dark Lord]

[Emotionless Killer]

[The most Saint]

[The Peerless Genius]

[Manipulator]

[Womanizer]

[Young Master]

[God of Sex]

[Enemy of All Men]

[Enemy of all MC dumb, Betas and Simps]

[The Mad God's Successor]

——————————————————————————

🦠 Race:

[Chaos Human]

——————————————————————————

💉 Blood Lines:

[Chaos Bloodline]

——————————————————————————

💪🏻 Physicists:

[Chaos Physique: This body was created from the same primordial chaos energy that Rainer encountered in the void. This constitution is unique as it can absorb all the elements of creation, it grants the ability to mix and use all kinds of magic and different manifestations of energies such as Mana, Chakra, Ki, Magical Power, Reiatsu, Spiritual, among others. This body is also the most beautiful and resistant that exists, as well as being immune to all kinds of existing diseases such as poison, paralysis, hypnosis, burns, etc. He is immortal (you can't die of old, but you can be killed), he has eyes that can see through the state of any entity in the universe.]

——————————————————————————

📜 Skills:

[Eidetic memory: It is the ability to see an image, a face or some situation and store them as if they were files in the brain.]

[Mastery of: Cleaning, Cooking, Gardening and Driving.]

[Martial Arts Mastery: Boxing, Judo, Karate, Kung-fu, Taekwondo, Capoeira, Mixed Martial Arts, Muay Thai, Kendo, Aikido, Krav Maga, Fencing, Kickboxing, Sumo, Kyudo, Sankukai, Jujutsu, Goshindo, Daido -Juku Kudo, Sambo, Wushu, Mugendo, Tai Chi, Wrestling, Hapkido and Ninjutsu]

[Weapon Mastery: Sword, Katana, Spear, Naginata, Axe, Knife, Bow, Fan, Bo, Kama, Shiruken, Sai, Nunchaku, Kusarigama, Tonfa, and Scythe]

[Firearms Mastery: Revolver, Glock 9mm, Colt M1911, M16, AK-47, M40 Sniper Rifle, Kar 98K, Shotgun, Rocket Launcher and Grenades]

[Understanding all languages: Allows you to understand, speak and write all existing languages.]

[Sign Language Proficiency: This is a skill that allows you to speak in sign language.]

[Seduction Skills: A skill that will allow you to speak and understand a woman in order to seduce her.]

[Unbreakable Will: This is a skill that few people have and cannot be obtained easily, this skill can only be obtained if the person truly has an unbreakable will. No matter what situation you find yourself in, you won't fall down and continue forward with your head held high like a true King.]

[Single existence: Cannot be cloned or copied in any way, there is no other version in different realities or in different timelines.] (He got this ability after adapting to the power of primordial chaos)

[Matter Manipulation: With this ability you can shape and manipulate matter to amazing levels, for example from atoms, molecules and particles.] (He got this ability after asking the Mad God for it)

[Evaluation: This skill gives you the ability to see anyone's stats and skills. There are no limits to this ability and no one can detect its use.] (He got this ability after integrating with the system. This ability also evolved thanks to Rainer's chaos physique, previously the evaluation ability could only see the status of entities of lower power rank than Rainer, but thanks to his physique he can now see the status of any being)

——————————————————————————

🔆 Energy:

[Mana]

——————————————————————————

🌀 Elements:

[Ice]

——————————————————————————

⚖️ Law:

[Space Law] (Early)

[Time Law] (Early)

[Infinity Law] (Early)

[Sleep Law] (Early)

——————————————————————————

Although Rainer was a little surprised because a translucent screen appeared on his face, what surprised him the most was his mental age.

"What... Shit... I've been in this damn place for so many years!" Although Rainer knew that he had spent a long time in this place, he never thought that he had spent so much time.

Although he had too many questions at the moment, he decided to ask them later, at this time he wanted to leave the void as soon as possible.

"Old man, can you see the screen in front of me?" Rainer asked as he pointed at the screen in front of him.

"No, no one besides you can see that screen, I'm not a stupid who will do something so amazing but forget something as important as hiding the huge screen of light that will appear in front of your face every time you say status." The Mad God grumbled angrily and offended.

Rainer just nodded and didn't care how the Mad God was behaving either, right now he was very happy to have the system.

"What do you think about the system, You like it?" Asked the Mad God as he stroked his beard and a small smile hung on his lips, he was waiting for the shower of praise from Rainer after seeing him excited for the first time since they met. He had thought that he had managed to impress him for the first time.

"It's good, I guess." Rainer said as he looked away from the light screen for a second to answer the Mad God and then paid no attention to her again.

The Mad God's small smile disappeared and he stared vacantly at the void in front of her while a small tear of blood fell from one of his eyes.

At this moment if the void were a ten-floor building the Mad God was sure he would jump off it to commit suicide. He spent his whole life working hard to create that system, on many occasions he wanted to give up his dream of creating the perfect being, he almost lost his life on more than one occasion and all so that his successor would tell him that his system was only 'good'.

'Sigh, why did I worry, now everything is done and there is no turning back' The Mad God sighed sadly as he looked at Rainer who was concentrating on the screen in front of him.

Rainer, who had already read his status for the twentieth time, had finally had enough of the system for now.

"Well that would be all, now I will tell you the world I want to reincarnate in, and then you will give me the power of the Monarch." Rainer said as he began to name the special world that he wanted to reincarnate.

The Mad God had gotten a vague idea of the world Rainer wanted to reincarnate after all though he couldn't see his memories if he saw his thoughts that were full of otaku stuff, mainly from a girl named Grayfia from the High School DxD.

But to his surprise that wasn't the case, Rainer had started to say that the world he wanted to reincarnate first of all didn't have to have monsters or a drop of mana. The second he had started to name all the anime that he wanted to appear in that world and the changes that he wanted some of the girls to have, be it in their character, personality, plot, etc.

The Mad God as he listened to all the anime names and changes Rainer wanted him to make, he almost went really crazy, beads of sweat trickling down his wrinkled face, the Mad God wanted to stop him, because he really couldn't keep up with Rainer's thoughts.

In the end, the Mad God was told to shut up, again, and ended up curled up on the floor sucking his thumb like a child.

...

1 week later.

The Mad God could be seen with dark circles in his eyes as he looked at the young man in front of him who was still speaking and looked like he wasn't going to shut up for a month. After spending this entire last week listening Rainer speak, the Mad God almost went insane for real, his sanity was already reaching its limit.

"And well that would be all the changes I want to the ideal world I want to reincarnate. Can you do it?" Rainer said and gave a long sigh, his mouth felt a little dry, he felt like he had talked for a whole day without stopping, if he only knew that he had actually been talking for a whole week he would be surprised, he was so absorbed in saying all the animes that I wanted them to appear in that world that was unaware of time itself. This was due to the law of time and the time he had spent in the void, although he barely had any understanding of the law of time, for Rainer years were now months, and days were hours.

The Mad God, after not hearing Rainer's voice, regained the sparkle in his eyes and looked like he would cry with happiness at any moment.

"Yes, yes, if I can, even if it costs me all my energy I will make that world you want, now I will give you the power of the Monarch of the shadows, his shadows and I will reincarnate you in the family that you told me. Just please don't speak more, I want to go to sleep." The Mad God said as he knelt in front of Rainer and begged him not to speak any more.

"Great, but before you give me the power of the Monarch, answer me this, why don't you use all this power you're giving me and make yourself perfect?" Rainer curiously asked why the Mad God had given him something as amazing as the system and not used it to become the perfect being himself.

"That's because I've already reached my limit, I can't keep getting stronger, even if you use all the resources I've collected throughout my life it would be useless. In the end, even as a Primordial God I can't defeat the true Primordial Gods, the time I killed the Primordial God of Fire was by sheer luck, even if I was able to kill him, I ended up injured and now I'm not even a Primordial God." The Mad God answered in a depressed tone, but it was obvious that he did not regret anything.

"Now I understand." Rainer muttered in an understanding tone.

"Now I can ask you a personal question?" Asked the Mad God in a serious tone.

Rainer this time wanted to be a little considerate with the Mad God, after all he had given him many things, so he just nodded his head in confirmation.

The Mad God took a deep breath as he looked straight into Rainer's eyes and asked as seriously as he could.

"Why did you make your penis so big?" The Mad God asked while he was still kneeling, and looked alternately from Rainer's eyes to the sleeping dragon.

Hearing this, Rainer immediately regretted being so considerate of the Mad God, so he answered with blank eyes and a disappointed voice.

"Because it's better to have too much than not enough."

The Mad God just nodded at what Rainer said and stood up.

"Before I give you the power of the Monarch, I will give you a unique ability." The Mad God said as he gave the ability to Rainer, this time he didn't even ask him for permission and simply stretched out his finger and a ray of white light entered Rainer's head.

[Ding!]

[A new skill has been acquired!]

[Thief of Existence: This ability steals the existence of the protagonist and you will be reincarnated in his place of him.]

[Congratulations Master!]

Rainer was momentarily shocked upon receiving the notification and reading the ability, in fact it was a super broken ability.

"Heh, looks like I finally managed to impress a bit." The Mad God smiled happily, he had finally elicited a worthwhile reaction from Rainer.

Rainer just looked at the Mad God and smiled a little.

'This foolish God.' Rainer thought amused, the only thing the Mad God was looking for was to get a surprise reaction or something, and in the end he ended up getting it.

"Get ready Rainer, once I give you all the power of the Monarch of the Shadows your body will explode, but your soul will manage to absorb all the power, you must also know that I will seal the power of the Monarch of the Shadows, the bigger you become the more power will be unlocked quickly, but you will be able to handle all the shadows without any problem so you should not worry about your safety."

"If my calculations do not fail me, I think you will be able to handle the full power of the Monarch when you turn 16, of course yes If you train your body you will be able to unlock it sooner, but if you do nothing and laze around all day, you will unlock it at 16." Mad God informed as he took out another ring box from him, opening it he grabbed a marble that was completely black and threw it at Rainer.

"Once you swallow it, I'll grab your soul and send it to the world I already located, strangely in this world there are all the anime you asked for and also their characters with the changes you wanted, it's not that strange either since the multiverse is so big and so vast that the possibilities are endless." He told Rainer.

Rainer approached the Mad God as he put one of his hands on his shoulder and asked.

"Where will you go after I am reincarnated?"

"Mmm... I think I'll try to distract the Primordial Gods so they don't find you, most likely they already know about your existence and are looking for you right now to kill you." The Mad God said in a nonchalant tone.

Rainer turned a little pale after hearing it, but soon after calming down he spoke with anger and clenched teeth to the Mad God.

"You shouldn't have told me earlier that those fucking Primordial Gods already knew of my existence, you fucking old fool." Said Rainer it seemed that at any moment a vein in his forehead would burst.

"Eh, of course not, here in the void that is so vast it would take years to find us so why should I tell you something that is not so important, so you should not worry. Now eat the marble that contains the Monarch's powers like this reincarnated you into the world you wanted once and for all." Said the Mad God after all the one who should be worried was not Rainer but himself who would be distracting the Primordial Gods.

Rainer could only shake his head, he didn't think about it anymore and swallowed the marble in one go, he didn't want to spend another second with this old man and in this emptiness.

[Ding!]

[Extraordinary power has entered the host's body, but it cannot be handled due to the host's weak body!]

[Because his body will die, all security measures will be activated to preserve the soul for future reincarnation!]

"Goodbye fucking old man." Rainer said smiling and showing his middle finger.

The Monarch's power erupted from within Rainer's body, Rainer's body began to fill with black veins, and a second later his body burst into a thousand pieces.

"Heh, what an arrogant, rude and bold boy, I hope you never change." Said the Mad God to the soul that was unconscious before him.

He grabbed the soul with his hand, gathered all of Rainer's body parts, transformed them into a single drop of blood and fused them with the soul, then opened a portal and sent Rainer soul through the portal.

After Rainer left the Mad God he breathed a great sigh of relief.

All this time, even though Rainer was doing it subconsciously, his body was giving off an Emperor aura that even the Mad God had a hard time believing he had.

"Rainer... That guy sure is scary." The Mad God muttered as he remembered the dead look he gave her the first time they met, just remembering it made his skin crawl and his hairy ass began to sweat.

"Narcissistic, Proud and Arrogant, a deadly combination if you don't get carried away by any of the three personalities. It is a true miracle that I have met someone with these three and who can handle their emotions so well." Said the Mad God. Soon the Mad God opened a portal and stepped out of the void. He went straight to destroying a universe in the jurisdiction of the Primordial Earth God to get the Primordial Gods' attention so he could give his successor time to grow up.

"Let the fun begin"

...

"AHHHHHHH!"

"Help, someone help me please!"

"HAHAHA!" Screams of agony began to sound, but only a mad old man's laughter could be heard after a while.

—————————

Author note: Two chapters in one day, If I don't get struck by lightning today, I get Isekai tomorrow, hahahaha. Hope you like. Also, if something about the chapter is not understood, I ask that you let me know. After all, my mind is a true circus and I write everything that comes out of it. Thanks for reading.😘

Question, do you like this kind of comedy?

- Yes.

- Nope.

I read them in the comments.