Crack chapter

the chapter title says it all :)

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Akito: alright, what do you want for dinner? cocaine,marijuana or shit?

Ibiki: what- never mind, I'll take cocaine.

Akito: alright. *hands on rice curry*

Ibiki: ..... thanks i guess.

cocaine- rice curry

marijuana- fried rice

shit- porridge

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Iruka: If you have 10 apples and you give 5 apples to a friend, what do you have ow

Akito: A friend...

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Inoichi: you can't sleep your problems away

Akito: watch me

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Naruto: * screams*

Sasuke: *screams louder to assert dominance*

Akito: we should do something

Kakashi: ... nah, I wanna see who wins.