My Brother is Insane!

"Tonight?"

Ichiro stopped his hand at his bedroom's door. He was about to unlock the door when he was suddenly attacked by his brother's question. This is one of the reason why he hates coming back home. He hates being bothered nonstop by 'someone' who doesn't even care to give him some 'me time' when that 'someone' is definitely at home. His head began to ache but the one behind him still not bothered to leave.

"Yeah. I need your company tonight. There's an event at Yamaguchi's tonight. And i am invited." he replied.

"Shouldn't you brought a girl instead? And, by the way, where is your wife?" Hiro still doesn't give up asking since from the airport. and every time Ichiro will just ignore the question. He was hoping for a sincere answer from his brother. Because if anything wrong happen in the future, he is going to help them both. Thus, by the time the door to the bedroom flew opened, he was the first to go through, leaving Ichiro speechless again with his action.

"..."

"I've been damned curious since this morning of her whereabouts. Why didn't you bring her home?" Hiro was still in his freaky innocent state, asking one question after another like a machine gun.

While Ichiro kept blinking nonstop as if searching for a hidden clue in his head.

' What the hell is this little troublemaker blabbering about?'.

"You must be afraid of grandpa, am i right?"

"...."

"I just knew it! So, where did you hide her? Is she in one of the hotel in town right now?" He kept asking, not noticing the change of colour on Ichiro's face. He even found a luxurious couch to land his butt on it, safe and sound.

On the other hand, Ichiro's mind was about to explode. That particular mouth doesn't know when to stop. Moreover, it was his favourite couch that the guy landed his butt on! And, there was his furry little blanket laying on top of it! He cant bring himself to imagine how pitiable those two feel about it. So now, he must put an end to this nonsense or this little brother of his will not going to see sunrise again tomorrow, or so he thought.

"Are you nuts?! When did i ever get married?! Just where the hell did you ever get the idea?!" He put all his might to yell at this insane little brother. "And if you are drunk or something, go somewhere else! Don't disturb me with your nonsense! And, for god sake, off your butt from my couch!"

Instead of standing upright with shock, Hiro fell off the couch by great shock!

"You, you mean, you are still single?!" He stuttered.

"Yes!" Ichiro was furious. "Just who the hell told you all of this?! How dare they slander me!"

"So, you are not married to that poor girl?" By the time Ichiro gave a murderous glance, Hiro was already gasping for air, unable to move and breathe.

Seeing his little brother turning pale as if a vase that was cracking little by little until it is ready to fell apart, he gave a heavy sigh.

"Look, I have no idea which girl you are talking about. But last time i checked, my status is still single and available. So, don't ever dare to spread fake rumors about me! I still wanted to be in spotlight a little longer."

"I swear I wouldn't!" he put up his hand for that.

"Good. So, tonight's event, are you going or not?" asked Ichiro, sitting leisurely on his favourite couch.

"I'll go, definitely. I will follow everywhere you go. Till the death do us apart!" With that oath, Hiro escaped to his room.

"....." 'I should'nt have asked him!'