Chapter 5: Just a Casual Day of Chatting.

[Aster started a live video, click to join the stream.]

Aster looked at the hologram that started recording him and waved his hand as he saw the others had joined the live stream.

"Hey guys, I know that it's the first time seeing each other, so, let me give you all a little trip around the castle I just made." Aster smiled brightly as he walked around and showed the guys around the castle and it's mostly empty rooms but with fine architecture.

A/N: Go see frozen if y'all wanna know what Elsa's castle looks like.

Kazuma: "Wait is that how you normally look?"

Aster just tilted his head looking at the comment and answered, "yes, I guess."

Koro Sensei: "@Kazuma, wanna sue him?"

Kazuma: "Sure, let's get the FBI to arrest him on the grounds of being too handsome, and oh, and being overpowered too."

Koro Sensei: "Yeah, let's add too much good looks and theft of female hearts to the list."

Queen of Nightmares: "You think the FBI can arrest him?"

Kazuma: "..."

Koro Sensei: "..."

Queen of Nightmares: "Figured, now stop being jealous and let him finish the tour, and I wanna see if you have Olaf."

Aster: "No Olaf as of yet, but I do have a big puppy and some guardsnowmen along with my little crystal."

Aster smailed as he raised his hand and whistled, a snowflake exploded and a beautiful bird of crystaline body and icy features appeared and perched on his hand.

"Guys, meet Crystal, and Crystal, meet the guys, and guys, she is an ice phoenix, probably the first and only of her kind." Aster smiled as he introduced everyone to each other.

Koro Sensei: "Is she alive?"

Aster: "She very much is and immortal too, as long as I am alive and that is going to be for a long long time…"

Queen of Nightmares: "So, you mean to say that spirits have longer lives than us humans. But what do you eat?"

Aster: "Yes, we spirits were alive since the dawn of time and if that's any indication, I guess we will live till the end of time as well. And, I can eat human food but I don't really need to, and yes, it's the same for sleeping as well."

Kazuma: "Do you need to take a dump?"

Aster simply cringed on that and smiled weirdly, "no, I don't need to go through that and I guess I am spared from the other human needs like air and everything."

Koro Sensei: "So, you actually mean you are basically an immoral."

Aster: "Put in simple words, I don't age and I can't be killed, for I was never born. But, since I was created, I will face my destruction all the same, if you get what I mean."

Kazuma: "You are basically a broken existence, hence proved."

Koro Sensei: "+1."

Queen of Nightmares: "+1."

Kazuma: "Where's Amelia-san? Didn't see her for a while now."

Queen of Nightmares: "She said that she was planning an expedition to the frozen lands. I guess she is on her way to meet Aster."

Kazuma: "Tell her I said 'Hi' and if she is really the head of the police department over there, tell her that we wish to sue you."

Koro Sensei: "We certainly do."

Aster: "I don't really know why are you being like this @Koro Sensei? Don't you have a Mach 20 speed and your own face was not that bad either."

Koro Sensei: "Yes, but I don't change topography on whims and your level of handsomeness should be illegal."

Kazuma: "+1."

Aster: "Can you guys just stop exaggerating for a minute, @Queen of Nightmares, I look normal right?"

Queen of Nightmares: "Well…"

Kazuma: "See, that's what we were talking about."

Aster: "Well, if you guys think so then I have a plan for Koro Sensei."

Kazuma: "Hey, what's up with the partiality, I call nepotism!"

Aster: "It will only work because Koro Sensei has the Orb of Illusions, he can easlily switch to my appearance, see, simple enough, right?"

Koro Sensei: "That's a really good idea, why didn't I think of that before?"

Queen of Nightmares: "Because you are dumb."

An invisible arrow pierced through Koro Sensei's heart, making him fall in despair.

Kazuma: "Hey @Koro Sensei, why don't you try looking like a sexy woman and make guys drool on your curves?"

Koro Sensei: "My fragile heart might not bear the lust of men looking at me with those eyes, so forgive me on that part."

Queen of Nightmares: "You degenerate neet, what on earth are you spouting and you perverted octopus, don't you dare do anything weird with that item of yours."

Koro Sensei: "Well, I might turn into you and do a full routine of embarrassing stuff and share it in the chat, isn't that genius?"

Queen of Nightmares: "@Koro Sensei, what is the color of your BLOOD?"

Kazuma: "No need to do that when you can simply pick up girls with our dear admin's face right?"

[Amelia sent a picture.] [pic here]

Amelia: "What in Merlin's name is that?"

Aster: "Oh, that's my guard dog, well guard wolf to be accurate. But anyways, just go to him and pet him, he will bring you inside."

Amelia: "You sure, you want me to pet that 50 meter tall wolf that is looking at us like we were meatballs?"

Aster: "Yup, just you alone. If someone else tried they will turn into ice wolf snack."

Queen of Nightmares: "Tell us honestly, why did you have to make such a huge wolf?"

Aster: "Yup, first I have to be intimidating and let the other party know that I am the bigger one and that they would never match up to me and then let them have small concessions to make them look at me like I am a merciful lord despite being a tyrant."

Kazuma: "You sure that you are a spirit?"

Koro Sensei: "Aster, what the hell have you been reading on the Supernet you got?"

[Aster sent a book, <How to be an Overlord.>]

[Aster sent a book, <Conqueror Extraordinaire.>]

[Aster sent a book, <Housework 101.>]

[Aster sent a book, <What Noble Ladies want.>]

Aster: "I am midway through the last one, I guess I'll finish it by the next three hours."

Queen of Nightmares: "What did you search for?"

Aster: "I got them from a single search, I wrote, 'what to read in a medieval world with magic to make sure to have a comfortable life."

Kazuma: "Figures… But why the last one?"

Koro Sensei: "Well, the person who suggested them was from my world and he captioned the set as, 'For riches and bitches in the fantasy world'. Never thought that it would land in Aster's hands." '\_(0_0)_/'

Kazuma: "Does it work?"

Koro Sensei: "For Aster? Sure… But for you, I can't say, it has a face factor requirement along with power that you currently lack… rather that that you can try the third book only. It will surely help with the spare coins where you are."

Kazuma: "It's unfair!!!"

Queen of Darkness: "Hmph, what did you expect? But still Aster, don't take those books on the face value, they mostly sound like 'how to raise a tyrant' manual."

Aster: "That will have to wait, Amelia and the other are on the door, got to welcome them in."