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When I growup

*Excerpt* "I am thinking of taking out a loan," I rolled my eyes, and thought to myself secretly, 'what an idiot but I can help this idiot!' I began with my lecture, educating a dedicated 'servant' is the duty of the 'master'. "A loan from a bank takes around 30 years to pay off, but if you rob a bank you are out in 10," "Ah...erm...Di'ordi what's with your head?" I felt puzzled by this, I mean my logic is sound! you don't have to worry about food and shelter in prison. I mean my 'servant' is decent enough to become a big boss while in prison. "Nothing, I robbed a bank a while back but my accomplice got caught the fool spent 10 years in prison but now she's out and living well." Ah, my last life but she will never know. "f*ck!" "No need to spout such filthy words, I haven't beaten you to a pulp or anything," -- Di'ordi had lived a fulfilling life and died beside the man she loved and surrounded by the men who secretly loved her. Of course, those men had been repeatedly suppressed for the past hundred years but because they are in fact his shattered soul made flesh weakening him, he had granted them a boon to stay by her side as her friends. Upon her death, his fracture souls were then bonded to her wandering soul and followed her to the thousands of light-years away planet to be reborn and join her once again. The issue is, it became a bit complicated due to her siblings and other circumstances. --- *Disclaimer notice: the cover is not mines, credit to the original owner* original novel~ please vote, thank you~ WPC February event~

SUPER_WEIRDO · ファンタジー
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Cry, cry baby, walla, walla dumplin~

(Multiple pov)

"Ah, second young miss Jah, let us ah...let us go home. I'll think about the loan another time."

"Yo Birdie just rob it."

Birdie blinked down at me with those pretty eyes, wah! What a beauty!

I really wish I was into girls~

Eh, I can just keep this beauty close.

Treat her like a little flower.

Reaching into my wristband storage I pulled out a lollipop and began licking it.

This one had Kakoa in the middle, I wonder how many licks it would take before I reached it.

The last one took five, then I got to excite and bit it.

This one I will carefully-

The lollipop fell, it fell x6

I stood there stunned, looking down at my damaged lollipop on the ground.

Kakoa is my favourite, and it was the last. I had spent fifteen minutes in the store looking for that and when I finally found it I felt utter joy.