New Way to Get Gifts: Fall Down from Stairs [ Kinda Hurts]

Luna: Oh, it's good to be back.

(Falling down the stairs) I really hit my head hard. I screamed at Luna, 'do not do that again.'

Hearing the noises, a bunch of maids came, they helped me to stand up.

I think I am alright; I told the maids to disperse and asked a question to myself: who am I?

I couldn't find an answer. I tried to remember my name, but he couldn't.

Then I heard a voice in my head, it said Hey idiot you don't have a name'

Oh, I am alright I remember everything perfectly I was just paranoid or stupid

Anyway, I went to my room and drank some water.

I think I should avoid falling off the stairs.

I spoke with Luna; she ghosted me a few days ago, and I suffered a lot.

Especially during lunch, I had to make sure that my food wasn't poisoned.

Because one day it was and Luna saved me.

You can never trust your advisor or the palace workers.

She said that she was discussing some upgrades to my system with God.

Oh, I love it first she gave me my rewards and ping (I love that sound) I had a pop-up

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You have successfully completed the quest Tell Blade that you are a thief.

Here are the rewards

Level up

And ten unused stats points.

Enjoy and have a great day ☺️

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After this, I was rubbing my hands, and I said stats window.

(Boss music)

But it didn't pop up, and again I said 'stats window'

(Boss music)

I was disappointed (😓)

Then I heard Luna she said 'oops sorry about that we are having an update so I thought I would inform you before you could open that window'

My face brightened like a hundred-Watt bulb.

I had a pop-up.

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Here are your updates

*We have a shop.

*And from now on you will get gold as a reward in your quests.

*You can use that gold to buy things from the shop.

Cool, perhaps I could buy a phone. It would be great.

Now 'stats window'

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Name: Steven Ade

Job: King {Thief}

Title: {Swindler}, {Greatest Thief}, {One who knows pain}, {Swift hands}

Level:1 (0/100)

Gold: 100

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HP:100

Strength:10

Agility:50

Intelligence:74

Stamina:20

Luck:75

Endurance:3

Status: Normal

Skills: Swift Hands (level 1)

Unused stats points:10

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+Shop+

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Now that's what I call an update, finally, I have upgraded my system to its full power.

It's like upgrading from Windows 7 to Windows 10.

I clicked the shop button, but I had a message, it said

The shop will be available after 1 day.

Cool, now what am I going to do?

I said Luna, let's play a game.

But she said, 'I have a gift for you'

I am happy that today is not Christmas, but I am getting a lot of gifts. He-he

I asked her what the gift was.

She said 'well it's a meeting with God, you love him right'

Just as she finished, I panicked I said 'don't want that gift, give me something else or what about no gift'

She said 'you don't have a chance; you will see him in 3'

No, what's happening I am disappearing I don't want to see God (crying)

A few moments later.

I have arrived at the judgment place, it always looks so holy and smoky, white.

I guess that's how you brainwash people that you are good.

I guess adding some machine and a throne in a big white hall makes you look holy.

I should try that anyway where this guy is.

I looked around. It was a quiet place, kind of creepy.

Suddenly someone tapped my shoulder. I spooked out and nearly fell down there, and I saw that old man laughing at me.

Is today some sort of spooky day because I am getting a lot of scares, I hate today.

The old man was still laughing saying you went like this and like that your face was like this and that.

I was getting tired, so I asked, 'are you finished?'

He said 'hey don't be like that we are friends we help each other; we laugh at each other right'

Friends! No way I said 'friends, nay never I will be friends with the devil if I wish but not you'

He was making a sad face, he said 'your words made me sad'

As he finished, he snapped his hands and two angels came and carried him to his throne; he was dressed in a white dress. It was long, very long, like a frock.

I hated the atmosphere, I said, 'so why did you call me here '

He said, 'I'm going to grant you a wish'

A wish what I asked, 'did you just say that you will grant me a wish'

He nodded his head and said 'yes, yes'

I asked, 'since when did you become so generous'

He said, 'I was always good and generous, like when I reincarnated you'

I said 'correction, when you punished me'

He said 'I don't punish Satan does'

I said 'then what was that reincarnating me for my sins stuff'

I am so angry I am ready to punch a god in his face; I raised my hand folded my fists I tried to land a punch, but the angels nearby drew guns!

Guns what era is God living in, he said 'see that's what happens when you say I am wrong'

Good, so what do I wish [heavy thinking].

I asked 'can I bring someone back from death'

He said 'no, but you can see the dead'

As he was saying, I had the memories of me and Dimitri going on a screen in front of me I wanted to say that I wish to see him but realized that it was a hallucination.

I slapped myself back to reality.

I said I wish.

To be continued….