The Morning News
Mr. Bee woke up in his bedroom, where Officer Swan was also sleeping on the upper bed. "Morning and Asalam O Alaikum!" Officer Swan rubbed his eyes. "Walaikum Asalam! Oh! What is it?"
Mr. Bee snatched the TV remote from under Officer Swan. "It's a TV remote! Oops!" He accidentally turned on the TV. The News Channel P.A.I was on.
The anchor, Jack Brown, was reporting on a current situation in the city. "Welcome to P.A.I, Jack Brown here. We are informing you about the current situation of the city. It's said that a vampire is stealing everyone's puppies! We have a victim...we will talk to him."
The victim, a frightened man with dilated pupils, described the incident. "It was a vampire like in a black and red cape wearing and cool hair style. It just took my dog last night and he was real quick like SWARP! He just came in dark and my dog was no longer with me!"