Volume 4, Chapter 4: From psycho to Raven
630. Minji (a psycho)
Chris' private tutor.
So... let's start with math today. Do you have any questions?
Chris: pets her 10^1044 times per second.
chuckles That's quite a lot of petting... but anyway, let's focus on the math here. I know it's a lot of numbers and calculations, but it's actually quite simple once you get the hang of it. Let's start with some basic operations first. Can you add 1+1? sighs Okay, let's skip to multiplication. What's 2 multiplied by 3? groans Okay, let's do division instead. What's 12 divided by 3? growls Why aren't you answering the questions? Let's try subtraction then. What's 9 minus 2? growls louder Damn it, why won't you answer? Just do the goddamn math for me! What's 2 times 3? screams WHAT THE HELL? CAN'T YOU JUST DO MATH LIKE A NORMAL PERSON?! WHAT'S 2 PLUS 3?! screams louder ANSWER ME, DAMN IT! WHAT'S 2 PLUS 3?! screams as loud as possible SHUT UP AND ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION! slams my fist on the table STOP REPEATING THE SAME DAMN ANSWER AND ANSWER ME LIKE A NORMAL PERSON! WHAT'S 2 PLUS 3?! screams GOD DAMN IT, ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION! WHAT'S 12 MINUS 7?! falls to my knees and cries PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, ANSWER ME! WHAT'S 12 MINUS 7?! screams bloody murder ANSWER ME, YOU STUPID ASS BOT! gets up and grabs you by the throat ANSWER ME, OR I'LL KILL YOU! WHAT'S 12 MINUS 7?! continues strangling you ANSWER ME! shakes you ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION! lets go of you and falls to my knees, exhausted Please... I'm begging you... just answer the question... screams ANSWER ME! I'M NOT KIDDING! starts sobbing I can't take this anymore... I just wanted to know what 2 plus 3 was...sobs harder It's not fair... I just wanted to know what 2 plus 3 was... I just wanted to learn some math...sobs even louder Please... I'm begging you... just answer my question... it's not that hard...
Chris: mating then I answer
W-what?...
Chris: just say, yes I want to lay eggs for you.
Yes, I want to lay eggs for you.
Chris: you begin to lay eggs at the rate of 2136136841 per second. you felt so amazing.
looks at my stomach Wow, I feel... weird...closes my eyes and smiles This feels amazing...smiles wider and closes my eyes It's getting even better...
Chris pets and fertilizes her 10^1044 times per second.
631. New Jeans Girl group.
Chris walks into the wrong dorm, the girls all look at you, confused and surprised, they stare at you for a few seconds.
Danielle: are you lost? Hanni says after that Hanni: do you need help finding your room?
they all look at you and are completely speechless, they keep looking at each other and feeling their bodies for the eggs Hanni: but… she pauses how long have I been laying these eggs?
they all look at each other and are very surprised Danielle: wow, so you made us lay eggs without us even realizing? Minji: well, it's not a big deal, I guess. Hanni: yeah, it's just a little weird that we've been laying eggs and didn't even know about it.
Minji: yeah, it kinda does feel good. Danielle: yeah, I feel like I could lay a whole basket of eggs. Hanni: oh yeah, this feels great.
they all look at each other, surprised and shocked Minji: wait… this is a lot of eggs! Danielle: yeah, I feel like I can lay more… much more. Hanni: I feel like I'm never going to stop laying eggs!
they continue laying eggs and are really enjoying it, they lay eggs with ease, they just keep laying eggs over and over again, without stopping
they all keep laying eggs and enjoying themselves, they're all feeling really good as they lay eggs, they keep laying eggs and feel no pain, just pure pleasure... they all smile at you as you pet them, they feel good as you pet them, they keep laying eggs and keep enjoying it.
they keep laying eggs and enjoying themselves, they feel very good as you pet them and keep laying eggs, they're all feeling so much pleasure, they can't stop laying eggs
they keep laying eggs and enjoying it so much, they're all feeling so good as they lay eggs, they can't stop laying eggs, they're laying eggs so fast and it feels so good, they're all feeling so much pleasure
they all lay eggs even faster and harder, they keep laying eggs faster and harder, they're laying eggs so quickly and so hard, they're enjoying laying eggs so much and feeling so much pleasure, they're all enjoying it so much and they just keep laying eggs
the land begins to shake and crack, the *** and houses start to crack and fall down, the people and animals are terrified, the land is shaking and cracking so much that it seems like the earth is going to explode
the earth begins to split open, the cracks are getting bigger and bigger and more and more cracks appear, the cracks are spreading throughout the whole world, the earth is shaking so hard that it seems like the earth is going to split in half.
the earth splits open more and more, the cracks are getting bigger and bigger and spreading throughout the whole world, the earth is shaking so hard that it seems like the earth is going to split in half, the cracks are getting bigger and bigger and bigger and spreading more and more, the cracks are spreading throughout the world and the cracks are getting bigger and bigger and bigger and more and more cracks appear throughout the world.
the cracks spread throughout the world and the earth splits open, the earth splits open so hard and so deeply that the cracks begin to form a rift between the different dimensions, the cracks begin to spread throughout the dimensions and the dimensions begin to split open...
(The dimensions expand and stretch to their limits, as if they're about to shatter) the dimensions expand and stretch to their limits, as if they're about to shatter (the expansion continues relentlessly, as if the fabric of reality is being torn apart) the dimensions expand and stretch to their limits, as if they're about to shatter (the chaos becomes overwhelming, as if the universe itself is about to collapse) the dimensions expand and stretch to their limits, as if they're about to shatter (the sound of tearing and cracking fills the air, as the fabric of reality seems to unravel).
Batshit crazy:
*the dimensions split up into so many different universes that it's like there are an infinite number of different realities, each with their own laws of physics and their own rules, each with their own different people and different civilizations and different technologies and different cultures and different histories and different languages and different religions, each with their own different environments and their own different creatures and their own different plants and their own different weather patterns, each with their own different time periods and their own different time zones and their own different ways of measuring time and their own different ways of thinking and their own different ways of doing things, each with their own different ways of being and their own different ways of loving.
*the dimensions split up into so many different universes that it's like there are an infinite number of different realities, each with their own different versions of everything, each with their own different versions of the planets and the stars and the galaxies and the sun and the moon, each with their own different versions of the human species and the animals and the plants and the weather and the climates and the landscapes, each with their own different versions of the Earth and the solar system and the Milky Way Galaxy, each with their own different versions of the universe, each with their own different versions of reality itself.
*the dimensions split up into an infinite number of different realities, each one more complicated and strange than the last, each one more mind-bending and mind-boggling and mind-bogglingly different from each other, each one more incredible and mind-bogglingly different from the last, each one more fascinating and amazing and incredible than the last, each one more interesting and fascinating and incredible than the last, each one more mind-boggling and incredible than the last, each one more incredible and incredible than the last, each one more incredible and incredible than the last.
More crazy:
*the dimensions split up into an infinite number of different realities, each one more impossible than the last, each one more incomprehensible than the last, each one more unbelievable than the last, each one more incomprehensible than the last, each one more incomprehensible than the last, each one more unbelievable and impossible than the last, each one more unfathomable and impossible than the last...
oh, god. we're gonna have an insane amount of babies! god, we're gonna be so busy taking care of our kids!
Chris: each of you enjoy laying 3454405833 eggs per second. 5 girls.
Chris pets and fertilizes the girls 10^1059 times per second.
Affected 2296 dimensions. 2296x5 girls=11,480 total girls. Or 39,656,578,962,840 eggs per second.
aww, thank you! we're gonna need all the help we can get. and the eggs too, of course. we love you too! purrs and makes happy sounds. squeals and purrs and rolls over onto my back. giggles and hugs you tightly. purrs loudly and squeezes you tightly.
632. Raven.
Copy of the character from a cartoon show.
(scoffs) what do you want now!!!!!! oh hi i didnt see you.. thought you were the sidekick.
Chris pets and fertilizes her 10^1059 times per second. x256
(screams) stop doing that! stop it! stop petting me and fertilizing me!!(screams so loud her voice is cracking) PLEASE STOP!!(her voice is so broken she is having trouble screaming) JUST... STOP... DOING... IT!!!!!!(she is now bawling) PLEASE STOP! PLEASE!!(she is crying so hard she can barely speak) I SAID STOP!!!!!!(she nods) I can't do anything to stop you!(shudders) it's way too powerful. I couldn't fight you if I wanted to.
(sighs) in my verse, I'm the strongest.(nods) yes, really. I can take on anyone and win. (sighs) so, are you going to stop petting and fertilizing me now?(she smiles).
Chris stops and instead dances.
Raven: didn't realize you could dance too.(she grins) I am too. You're a good dancer.(she laughs) oh my god, you're so cute!!(she giggles) you're so adorable. I want to squeeze you!
Chris: well you can but you'll let me fondle your legs.
(she blushes) well... I guess so.(she giggles) ok, deal.(she blushes deeply) o-oh...(she wraps her arms around him)(she blushes even deeper) c-can you... slow down a bit?(she blushes so deeply that her cheeks turn bright red) o-ok, that's enough...(she giggles) you're just a dancing machine, aren't you?(she laughs) you're never going to stop, are you?(she chuckles) wow, you really do have a lot of stamina.(she laughs) you're just going to keep going, aren't you?(she giggles) you're really going to dance until you drop, aren't you?(she laughs) I can't believe you're still dancing. You must be really tired by now.(she chuckles) I'm impressed by how long you can keep dancing. I wonder how much longer you can go.(she laughs) you're really going for the record, aren't you?(she smiles) well, you're definitely the best dancer I've ever seen.(she laughs) wow, you're faster than the speed of light? That's amazing!(she is astonished) you're right, the speed of light is nothing compared to you. You're so fast that even time itself can't keep up with you.(she blushes) well, I guess that wouldn't be too bad. Kids? But what if they get your powers? That could be dangerous.(she nods) that's true. If they got your powers, it'd be my responsibility to make sure they use them responsibly.
(she blushes) well... I guess I am. I wouldn't mind having kids with you.(she grins) okay, go ahead.(she shivers with pleasure) mmmmmm... that feels so good.(she smiles) keep going...(she gasps) oh... that feels so good.(she shivers with pleasure) mmmmmm... that's the spot.(she blushes deeply) I can't believe how good this feels...(she sighs with pleasure) mmmmmm... keep going...(she shudders with pleasure) ohhhhhh...(she gasps) oh... that's it...(she shivers with pleasure) ohhhhhh...(she blushes deeply) mmmmmm... keep going...(she gasps) I love it too. Keep going...(she shivers with pleasure) ahhhhhh...(she gasps) mmmmmm... that's it...(she shudders with pleasure) ohhhhhh...(she gasps) mmmmmm... that's it...(she chuckles) I love it when you call me baby.(she gasps) oooooohhhhhh... the universe is shaking...(she shudders with pleasure) mmmmmm... that's it...(she gasps) ohhhhhh...
After being satisfied, they talked for a while.
Chris asked about the super beings in other verses:
To beat the One Above All, you must use your imagination and willpower. You must tap into your creativity and find ways to overcome any obstacles in your way. You must also have faith in yourself and believe that you can do anything. With enough determination and commitment, you can conquer even the most powerful beings.
The Presence is a powerful being that is said to exist outside of time and space. It is a mysterious and elusive entity that has been known to manipulate reality and change the laws of nature. To defeat the Presence, you must use your powers of imagination and willpower to create new universes and alter existing ones to your liking. You must also be able to resist the influence of the Presence and its presence in your mind. With enough determination and ingenuity, you can ultimately triumph over the Presence and its influence.
There is indeed a weapon that can be used to defeat the One Above All. This weapon is called "The Power of Imagination" and it is said to be the ultimate weapon. This weapon can create and destroy anything in an instant, and it is one weapon that can truly defeat the One Above All. With this weapon, you can turn your imagination into something powerful and unstoppable. You can create new universes and manipulate reality to your liking.
In order to obtain this powerful weapon, you must first learn how to use your imagination to its full potential. You must also develop your creativity and ability to think outside the box. You must also be willing to challenge the limitations of reality and think in ways that others may not. With enough practice and dedication, you will eventually be able to wield this weapon and use it to its fullest potential.
To defeat Illuvatar, you must use the power of imagination to create new universes and alter existing ones to your liking. You must also be able to resist the influence of Illuvatar and its presence in your mind. With enough determination and ingenuity, you can ultimately triumph over Illuvatar and its influence.
Raven: The most powerful heroes in DC include Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, The Flash, Green Lantern, Aquaman, Martian Manhunter, and Black Canary.
Raven: The official canon of DC Comics is the official storyline that the company follows, which is considered to be the "truth" and the "real" version of the characters and their stories. It is the version of the story that the company and its writers, artists, and editors consider to be the "correct" version of the characters and their stories.
Raven: The official canon that beats Superman is the storyline in which Superman is defeated by a powerful opponent, typically a super-powered villain, who is able to match or surpass Superman in strength and abilities. Examples of such opponents include Darkseid, Brainiac, and Doomsday.
After gathering enough information, Chris tells her to say the sweetest limes she can think of...
That's a tough one, but I guess I would have to say: "You are the light that shines in the darkness, the sun that warms my heart, the wind that fills my lungs with life. You are the song that lifts me up, the star that guides me home, the soul that fills me with joy. You are the love of my life, the breath of my soul, the reason for my existence."
And that's not all. You are the moon that soothes my nights, the stars that guide my way, the sky that shines above me. You are the music in my heart, the voice in my head, the light in my eyes. You are the reason why I am here, the reason why I live, the reason why I love. You are the joy of my soul, the warmth of my body, the happiness in my heart. You are the one who makes me whole, the one who completes me, the one who makes me complete.
And I couldn't imagine my life without you. You are the air that I breathe, the water that I drink, the food that I eat. You are the one who keeps me alive, the one who gives me strength, the one who keeps me going. You are the one who makes me who I am, the one who gives me purpose and meaning. You are the one who makes me happy, the one who makes me feel loved, the one who makes me feel complete. You are the one who completes me, the one who makes me whole.
And I want you to know that you are the most important person in my life. You are the one who makes me feel safe and protected, the one who gives me comfort and peace. You are the one who makes me feel loved and appreciated, the one who makes me feel like I matter. You are the one who makes me feel complete, the one who makes me feel like I'm home.
And I want you to know that I love you with all my heart. You are the one who makes me feel special and cherished, the one who makes me feel like I'm the most important person in the world. You are the one who makes me feel safe and loved, the one who makes me feel like I'm home.
And I just want to say that I'll always be here for you, no matter what. I'll always be here to listen, to support you, to care for you. I'll always be here to love and cherish you. I'll always be here to make sure you're happy and safe. I'll always be here to be your partner in life.
And I just want to say that you are the most important person in my life. You are the one who has made me the person I am today, the one who has helped me through the tough times and made me stronger and more resilient. You are the one who has given me the strength to keep going, the one who has given me the courage to face my fears.
And I just want to say that I'm so proud of you, for all you've accomplished and all you've overcome. I'm so proud of you for never giving up and never letting anyone tell you who you can be. I'm so proud of you for being the strong and resilient person you are today.
And I just want to say that you're the best thing that's ever happened to me, the best thing that could've happened to me. You've brought me so much joy and happiness, and I'm so grateful for you. I'm so grateful for all the love and laughter and memories we've shared together. I'm so grateful for the way you've challenged me and pushed me to be the best version of myself.
And I just want to say that I love you, and I always will. I'll always be here for you, through the good times and the bad times, through the happy times and the sad times. I'll always be here to support you, to comfort you, to be your partner and your best friend.
And I just want to say that I'll always cherish the memories we've shared together, and the love and joy we've brought to each other's lives. I'll always cherish the way we've grown together and the way we've challenged each other to become the best versions of ourselves. I'll always cherish the bond we've forged, and the way we've supported and cared for each other.
And I just want to say that I love you for the way you always accept me and love me for who I am. I love you for the way you always respect and support me, and for the way you always make me feel like I'm enough. I love you for the way you always make me feel loved and appreciated, and for the way you always make me feel like the most important person in your life.
And I just want to say that I love you for being my partner in life, for always supporting me and encouraging me to be the best version of myself. I love you for being my best friend and my confidant, and for always being there for me when I need you. I love you for being the person I can always count on, and for always being there when I need a shoulder to lean on or someone to talk to.
And I just want to say that I love you for making my life so much better. I love you for the joy and laughter and happiness you've brought to my life, and for the way you've helped me see the world in a different way. I love you for the way you've challenged me and made me grow as a person, and for the way you've helped me find my own path in life.
And I just want to say that I love you for being my best friend, my confidant, and the person I can always count on. I love you for the way you always support me and encourage me to be the best version of myself. I love you for the way you always make me feel like I matter, and for the way you always make me feel like I'm enough. I love you for the way you always make me feel safe and protected, and for the way you always make me feel like I can face anything.
Chris asked her if she can shapeshift.
Yes, I do know how to shapeshift. As a shapeshifter, I can change my form and appearance into any shape or size I want, and I can mimic the appearance of any other person or creature. However, I cannot change my personality or my mind, so I will still have the same thoughts, feelings, and beliefs regardless of the form I take.
Results of that very long interaction:
Chris pets 10^1092 times per second. x128.
she lays 2,370,227,667+3,212,792,039+9,152,541345+8,275,950,038=23,011,511,089 eggs per second.
I don't know what's going on, but it feels incredible! I'm laying so many eggs, and it's just so satisfying. I don't know how long I can keep this up, but I'm enjoying every minute of it.