Rebirth

Immortal Realm, Linzhou. One of the ten major immortal families, the main hall of the Lin Family's residence. A noble and elegant woman was flipping through a series of transmission symbols in front of a bookcase.

Her hair was elegantly tied up, wearing a luxurious long dress, and adorned with a few pearl and jade accessories, looking graceful and dignified. Her appearance was gentle and beautiful, like a heavenly goddess descending to the mortal world. There was no piece of fat on the woman's stomach. But between her delicate eyebrows and beautiful eyes, there was an indissoluble sadness.

At this moment, a handsome young man dressed in white, resembling an exiled immortal, entered the main hall.

The man asked worriedly : " honey! are you still worried about the prophecy of ancestors ,that the children will bring bloody disasters ."

.....

In midst of all this discussion there was a single entity that was utterly clueless about what was happening in a seemingly dark room.

"huh"

'where the hell i am'

'Am i kidnapped but these voces'

All his thoughts are cut when a classical ding voice sounded. But this time it was filed with BGM.

[ System reboot initiated ................]

[Reboot complete. First of all host .I would like to congratulate you on being selected by chaos and traveling into boundless realm while surviving a spatial Strom of 0.1mph.Acheving history with your minimum loss as a weak entity.....]

"what, hold on are you system that loads to mc and what the heck, am i isekai'ed "

[Patience! Patience! dear host it is what you lack]

"..."

[So let's do a quick recap,

Mortimer, a young teen was living in a planet named E34759 namely what you call "earth" was living a lavish life by fraud ling his company and collecting a sum of money outside of his range. On a fine thunderstorm he was supposed to die while doing shit due to an emotional overload generated by MC giving a green hat to his ideal brother which was only possible due to suffering from PFO]

[Am i correct}

"I suppose, but then what"

[Then a mighty nine five supreme entity means this system bestowed a tiny bit of its grace and gave you this system's rudimentary access for becoming his ***c****r and fulfil your wish by saving that ideal character]

"So, now i am in the novel of master i ain't a scumbag and as protagonist's twin brother who died on a border"

[Yes, congrats on guessing the situation. You are rewarded with *a immortal grade pacifier]

"...."

At this time Lin Feng (Mortimer) was having a mental breakdown on the antics of system plus on the situation in which he got himself. But he was calm as this life would definitely be better than his previous one. He was also quite excited to live in a new world filled with wonders and be a supreme powerhouse to not live in a fear of death that can come anytime.

After calming down and assessing the situation he knew that at present he should be in his mother's womb with that piece of shit, means protagonist that in future would activate his physique by reciting the ancestral mantra 'FANNYMAGNET' and create chaos.

Yes, that mantra and will become a piece of shit attracting wild flowers not even sparing family servant's used papayas riddled with holes. It was disgusting writing style by woman falling like snowflakes with no talent for cultivation and that also of other immortal families.

Even after all that he loathes his father and brother of not giving him preferable treatment while sustaining a peaceful life until 18 years in Lin clan. In a clan which holds supreme power with other families..

"System so what the hell are you"

[Now you have asked something productive, Behold the advent of Villain ***** system]

Lin feng; so do i get any gift

[of course, baits are always a integral part of luring a prey

You have acquire hedonistic villain bag]

"...."

Lin feng; Ok, cool calm down.. calm down.. system open the gift box and show me my stats

[Gift bag opened....

Immortal devouring sutra

Initiate dao physique

eh.. a ****** card

fragment of Great primordial sword]

[Villain ****** system panel opened]

Host: Lin feng (Mortimer)

Age: 08 months

Life Points: [Absolute dao body] Gold+,[Elder Brother Perishes, Younger Brother Prospers] Grey,[Early death]Grey...

Technique: [Immortal devouring sutra] Gold+

Destiny Points: 0

No nearby Destiny Child detected, temporarily unable to plunder Destiny Child, new system functions pending activation...

*************

"can you tell me how this system works and what ***** is" asked lin feng

[Affirmative host, first of all it is quite same to your brother while his being chicken and this one phoenix , moreover ***** card allows to change your brothers constitution and his system give you an overall advantage ]

"hahaha this is the deal show me my brother's system panel that will awaken when he turns 18"

[Ding!]

[Destiny Wife-Stealer Cultivation System panel opened!]

Host: Lin Xingyun

Cultivation: Late stage of the Qi and Blood Realm

Life Script: [Peaceful Death] White

Life Points: [Body of Female Calamity] Gold, [Hedonistic Playboy] Blue, [Looked Upon With Envy] Grey, [Father Dies, Child Laughs] Grey, [Elder Brother Perishes, Younger Brother Prospers] Grey...

Technique: [Blood Condensation Art] Blue

Divine Ability: [Five Luo Light Smoke Palm] Blue

Destiny Points: 0

'Ok system now change his body of female calamity to body of chrysanthemum calamity but it will function same till he turns 18 and give him heavenly yin meridian's which while not boosting his cultivation till 18 and make his tool 1 inch.'

Lin feng; also make irreversible by the system and also provide me double the rewards he recieved."

[bankai... process completed]