"My name is Perseus. I've come today to accept your surrender."
Sam's first reaction was ''Are we doing Greek mythology now?' But he quickly regained his focus seeing that more intruders were stepping out of the portal.
"Hey bossman, don't you think this is a bit, um… bad?" One of them said. Everyone was so used to women with perfect faces and bodies that they refused to believe she wasn't a giant gorilla. A giant gorilla with an eyepatch.
"What're you talking about, cyclops? Is there anything more exciting than invading an enemy base?" Followed a tiny man sitting on her shoulder, his appearance reminiscent of a certain Gollum.
"They're the same as the others. No humans in sight." The last one was a tall man covered in a black cloak. If not for his extremely hunched back he would've been more than two meters tall.