Ultimate Scheming System
I am the best when it comes to taking divergent paths. With just a flip of my hand, I shall take the path less commonly travelled. I search far and wide, only to find myself unbeatable and unrivaled. So now I ask, who else can match my awesomeness? Acting tough is second nature to me and I am a lone wolf. The road is long and winding but I shan’t feel lonely as long as I am able to act tough! Life and death bore me and I do whatever I deem fit. “Young man, way back when I started acting tough, you were still learning how to put on your underpants!” Xu Que thus decided to take the path of acting tough. He decided to act tough every single god-damned day. If he wasn’t acting tough, he was scheming for the best way to act tough!
Buttface’s 10,000-Year-Old Collection
翻訳者: Nyoi-Bo Studio 編集者: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Under the watchful eyes of the crowd, the Second Prince wrote an IOU on the spot for Xu Que.
The Second Prince needed to prepare a harem of 3,000 beauties and a mansion full of gold and silver. If he was unable to comply, all assets under him would have to be transferred to Xu Que as compensation.
Xu Que was very satisfied and accepted the IOU, grinning from ear to ear. "Do your best, Second Fatty!" he said emphatically. "I'll wait for the good news tomorrow!"
After that, he turned and walked away.
Since he had already finished acting tough, he had to leave in a cool manner so as to leave an unforgettable impression and draw the respect of others.
But when Xu Que turned to leave, he saw Buttface standing beside the pot of oil and working with the stinky tofu, similar to what Xu Que had been doing when cooking them. Butfface wore a smug look and seemed to be in a good mood!