Banshees come in pink

"Can you believe it Naruto?! Today's the day!"

"I know! I really hope we're on the same team!" Naruto shouted while we took seats, not caring where we picked. We continue small talk until I felt someone sit on the seat next to me. Turning around I see Sasuke, I raise my eyebrow at him he just 'hn's I notice but don't think anything of it. (Even with my intellect I cant tell what that means i guess its genetic to not be rude i greet him back?) "Good morning Sasuke, how are you? Are you excited to see what team your on?" I ask politely. Ever since he helped me we've been on pretty friendly terms, by friendly terms I mean he actually answers me instead of just "Hn". Well still not full sentences but maybe that's genetic??

"Morning, I'm fine, no, teams slow you down, I'd be better on my own" He said, looking forward and with his hands in front of his mouth. "Come on Sasuke! Teams aren't that bad! There is no other way to get stronger faster then friendly competition. <he perks up at that> Also fighting for those you want to protect. <and now hes emo again> What if we got in a team together? We'd be great, I can go toe to toe with you now!" I say while smirking, and pointing my thumb at myself. He finally looked over at me with a small smile himself, "I never said you were bad, just everyone else" I laughed, "So you admit it! See Sasuke, I can read you like a book!" I say while elbowing him in the arm. What I couldn't see was Naurto behind me looking at us curiously. That's when we heard it, "Out of my way Ino-Pig!" "Move it Billboard Brow!" 

Naruto and I turned pale while Sasuke sighed in annoyance. Trying to push trough the door were Sakura and Ino. Finally getting through they made their way up the steps to where we sat, Naruto seeing Sakura sat up straight, "Hey Sakura-chan!" She pushed him out of the way and glared at me before addressing Sasuke, "Hi Sasuke, mind if I sit next to you?" "Back off Forehead, I got here first so I should be the one to sit next to him!" "No way pig I got here first!" I sweat dropped not really knowing for sure what to do. Narutos glare at Sasuke got worse and he quickly jumped up in front of him.

 'Oh my god, I remember this! No way I'm stopping this! I've been wanting to watch this in person for years! I reach in my pocket for my sonic screw driver to activate the recording cameras I set up a long time ago never no when blackmail needs to be used hehehe I also use perception filter on myself as I walk into the desk with a book in my hands and get ready to say now you may kiss the bride' (the perception filter keeps people from paying attention to me but with timelord runes I activate they cant hear me but my recording can hehehe)

"Naruto quit glaring at Sasuke!" Sakura yelled a little to loudly in my ear, but I continued to stare, waiting for the golden moment. I see the kid in front lean back and hit Naruto, it all happened in slow motion. 'you may now kiss the bride'

He fell forward and boom, their lips clashed together to form the beggining of a bromance that would last through the ages. I quickly go back to my seat then deactivate my screwdriver then I flung my head back and let out the loudest laugh I've done since I've been here. I hear Naruto and Sasuke gagging and coughing on both sides of me. 

"Narutoooooo!" Sakura growled while cracking her knuckles, ready to beat him down. Just then Iruka walked through the door,

"All right! That's enough! wrathos and Naruto were already sitting there so just find another seat!" "As of today, you all are ninjas! To get here you have faced difficult trials and hard ships, but that is nothing. What comes next will be far more difficult. You all are genin, first level ninjas, you will be placed in three man squads, which will be lead by a jounin, an elite ninja. Due to the uneven amount of students this year, there will be one four man squad." 'ughh nothing like sending child soldiers to their potential deaths' He began listing off everyone in the class and whose group they would be in, I was starting to worry about who would be my partners when, "Squad 7! Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno" Both Naruto and I got dejected and started pouting, even Sasuke looked somewhat upset. "and wrathos!" I quickly wrap my arms around Naruto and Sasukes then give them nugies, "O-Oi! knock it off loser!" Sasuke shouted with red showing on his face(if I didnt know he was angry I'd say nohomo), "Shut up Sasuke I know you're happy you got me on your team!" I shout while holding them tighter, "We're on the same team niisan I cant believe it!" Naruto yips while putting his arms around me too. 

"Okay everyone! You will come back here after lunch and meet your new senseis! Class dismissed!" 

"Sasuke-kun! Lets eat lunch together! We could get to know eachother better!" Sakura asked while batting her lashes.

"No" He simply said while walking away with his hands in his pockets.

"Hey Sakura-chan! We can have lunch together!" Naruto shouted with his hand in the air, 

"Ew no, go away!" She yelled and walked off. Naruto looked sad for a moment before turning to me, "What about you wrathos-nii? Do you wanna have lunch together?" 

Thinking about what he does to Sasuke during this period I decided to decline, "Hmm, no thanks Naruto, I think I'm just gonna go lay over there, I'll see you later!" I tell him before jetting off to go lay under the tree in the school yard. Propping myself up against the trunk and relaxing I shut my eyes for a couple of minutes before feeling a kick in my side. Jumping in surprise I look up to see Shikamaru. 

"Hey, what are you doing? Shouldn't you be having lunch with your team?" He asked in a cool manner. I shrugged, "I should, but Sasuke didn't want to eat with us and neither did Sakura, and if I had lunch with Naruto I knew I would have to pay, so here I am" He nodded before looking away and shuffling his feet, "Would you want to eat with us?" 

"Huh?"

"Would you wanna eat with me, Ino and Choji? You should at least eat something" I pursed my lips and thought about it, "You wont have to pay" "Count me in!" I shouted before putting my arm through his and dragging him towards his team. "By the way, can I just call you Shika?" "Huh?!" "Can I call you Shika? It's just Shikamaru is troublesome and too long to say all the time" I ask. He blinks and looks back "Yea, just don't wear it out" I smile widely, "Thanks Shika!" We fall into a comfortable silence all the way to the restaurant. As we're eating I keep noticing Ino staring at me, she swallows and finally decides to speak. 

"Your lucky wrathos, you have the great Sasuke being on your team?"

"Well, actually there is no I in team but I'm happy that were on the same team since I know him more than others, and I hope that we'll be able to work well together and accomplish missions with out many issues" She seemed satisfied by my answer before moving on to a different topic, "I really like your hair, the style is really nice" I stopped eating and looked at her she was blushing, my eyes widened, (well this is unexpected but I'm not a pedo even if my body is young and I heard some really good things about redheads mmmm)"You really think so?" She nodded and looked at me curiously, "Yea I do, why? Has no one ever told you that?" I thought back to all the times in my past life, and to no luck because I was really in my own world some times.I blinked, realizing I had stared off and nervously laughed, "No not really, but thank you Ino, it means alot to hear you say that" I say, looking her in her eyes to show her how much I mean it. She looked surprised and blushed beat red.Then gave a you're welcome while looking off to the side, when something caught her attention. 

"Hey isn't that Naruto?" 

We all look over to see Naruto sneaking up on a unsuspecting Sasuke before he jumped on him, knocking the stick holding up the window out and shutting the two out from our view. I kept staring at the window, while Ino kept shouting about how her Sasuke couldn't be beat by Naruto, knowing full well whats happening inside. After a bit "Sasuke" jumped out and ran off. 

"See! I told you!" Ino yelled with her hands on her hips. I sighed and stood up,

"Well, I better go check on him, I'll see you guys later, thanks for the meal!" I waved at them before jumping across the rooftops and stand in front of the door. Pushing it open I spot Sasuke tied up on the floor, looking upset. I smile and lean against the door frame, "Hey Sasuke, having a little trouble I see" 

"Shut up and untie me"

"Aw, that's not the way to ask for help, now that I think about it, you look so cool like that, I think I'll leave you there" I say smugly and turn around to walk off, "Please?" I hear faintly. I smile and go back in the room and untie Sasuke, "That wasn't so hard was it?" He softly glared at me before walking out, "Come on, we don't have too long before we meet our new teacher, we might as well walk together" He said before stopping and waiting on me. I nodded and jogged a bit before catching up to him.

We finally reach where Sakura is waiting. She looks happy to see Sasuke, but frowns at me, seeing how we're walking together. I frown right back, remembering what she's about to say about Naruto. She says her whole speech about Sasuke being shy and about them almost kissing, and not knowing where Naruto is, "You know why he's so annoying? Cause he had no parents! He wasn't raised right, no one to teach him right from wrong, that's why he's so crazy!" I step up to her, "You don't know whats its like to not have parents, so don't act like you can understand why he's acting the way he is" I growl out and push past her, hitting my shoulder with hers before walking to the building. 

*Time-skip*

"He's late!"

'Oh sweet Jesus this is hell, why do you need to be so late Kakashi?' After waiting a good 4 hours for this man I'm starting to get angry myself. I've known about his forever need to be late but to actually sit through it? Ridiculous! And these chairs aren't the most comfortable either! I've spent the last little bit looking out the window, watching the squirrels do what squirrels do. 

"What are you doing Naruto?" I hear Sakura ask. I look over and see him putting the eraser up on the door. "Its what he gets for being late!" 

"He's a Jounin, he's not going to fall for that" Sasuke added. I get an idea and turn towards naruto, "Naruto that's not enough let's do that jutsu too a combo?" 

naruto looked over with a crazy grin,I then make a bet with sakura "Come on, ten bucks says he'll get hit, or are you chicken?" I add scooting closer. 

"if my sasuke says that, he's not going to get hit,then hes not going to get hit so your on!!" she said

"Here!" and slammed the money on the table, blushing slightly. I smiled and leaned back with my arms crossed. Not a minute later in comes Kakashi, looking done with us already.

"I'm sorry Sensei! I tried to stop him but he wouldn't listen!" 

"to finish it of sexynojutsu" poof two hot naked girls on stripper poles start dancing while holding each others chests

kakashi sees us and flys off into the ceiling with a nose bleed

"Looks like I won some money! Thank you for your generous donation to the Don't let the troll Starve Fund Sakura"

"whatever"

Kakashi woke up then went to pick up the eraser before looking around the room, 

"How do I put this? My first impression of you guys? I hate you"