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Too Broke For Afterlife

After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven. But one buggy app later and suddenly his soul gets trapped inside the defect robot "Isabella" - a revenge hungry milf with way too much ass and attitude. Holding Parker hostage, she goes on a mission to not only seduce the cute chanteuse but also track down and avenge the person who ruined her life. The two form an unlikely alliance but of course, peace doesn't last for long. Hell is rising, humanity is in danger and together with a seal fanatic, a paranoid tech freak and a red-headed badass, the duo has to save Earth from Satan himself. Sounds epic, right? Well, there is just one tiny problem. How do you kill something that is already dead? --------------------------------- Become a part of la familia: https://discord.gg/uvyHgS5bsZ Volume 1: Too Broke For Afterlife Volume 2: Too Hot For Hell Volume 3: Too High For Heaven Volume 4: Too Lit To Quit

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Judy, What Did You Do?

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When I am being shaken awake, I can feel that last night's events caused my sleep to be anything but relaxing. I am more tired than I was before going to bed, my neck hurts, kindly creating a migraine and I am in an awful mood.

Luckily this time the person shaking my shoulders is Parker and not my ex. I try to get him off of me but without success.

"Just five more minutes, please."

"No, we have to talk while the others are gone."

I sluggishly open my eyes to peek around the basement. Walter and Isa are nowhere to be seen.

"Where are they?"

"Checking on the body. Judy, I have to ask you something."

The memory of the dead man presses itself back into my head and I bury my face into the pillow.

So far this whole adventure was pretty pacifistic, except for Isabella beating up her ex. We didn't have to hurt a single soul.

But now, a human had to die. And I feel awful.