73 | Sticky Bun Crisis

7:34pm

: sooooo no one was going to tell me huh

: NO ONE????

: I HAD TO FIND THIS OUT MYSELF???

: yeah i'm so sad they took sticky buns off of their menu too

: wait what

: noonan's took sticky buns off the menu!!! and now i'm sad

: where else am i supposed to get my sticky buns from now???

: this is a crisis!!!

: i am very upset!!!!

: Kara, I'm pretty sure you read the menu wrong because I think it was a typo.

: i'm having a crisis lena!!!!

: this isn't what i was talking about!!!

: Kara, one of the pies was priced at thirty dollars. I think they only meant three.

: oh

: well then

: brb getting some sticky buns

: okay so crisis averted

: who was going to tell me kara and lena are engaged

: why am i always last to know!!! first with maggie and alex's baby and now this

: ...We were actually going to tell you at lunch tomorrow with you and James.

: oh oops

: Okay fine maybe we did try and see how long it would take for you to notice.

: you'd better not have made bets on me

: ...

: lucy owes me ten dollars

: JAMES

: my own BOYFRIEND

: ugh fine you can have your ten dollars

: hope you enjoy that money james

: i'm buying you dinner with it

: ... fine you're forgiven

: almost

: But we were going to tell you tomorrow!

: probably

: Probably.

: sticky buns acquired!!! turns out it was a typo

: though i would totally pay thirty dollars for a slice of pie because their pie is amazing

: and yes we were going to tell you tomorrow

: okay i'm going to stop being angry for five seconds to say

: oh my god i'm so happy for you guys!!!! like finally oh my god

: i love you two so much and I'm so excited!!!!

: okay i'm done now

: everyone is getting married

: we could be too

: hint hint wink wink james

: all in due time, winn

: yes everyone come and join the married team

: side note though, kara make sure you don't wear the ring as supergirl

: that would stir a lot of commotion

: duh

: i don't want to mangle it into a pretzel when i'm punching people

: and i know you're still kinda mad about the lipstick mark alex

: turned out someone had a photo of it!! and it was plastered all over the tabloids with headlines like

: 'is supergirl a lady lover?'

: or

: 'is national city's superhero a card-carrying lesbian?'

: it was...

: a lot

: there were quite a few detailing just how good of a 'lady lover' you were and good lord i wish i didn't have eyes

: sorry!!!

: but if they really want to know they should ask lena

: Oh, 10/10.

: did... did danvers just make a sex joke

: GAH STOP

: no more i beg

: sorry

: Sorry.

~~~A/N

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