72 | Sodium Seasoning

10:45am

: still a shame that boss isn't spending her off days down here in R&D with us

: i'm pretty sure your department is a walking hazard

: okay jess, the high and mighty personal assistant

: i literally got knocked out by a hitman five days ago

: and every time i go down to R&D, i almost get my eyebrows singed off

: no one told you to ogle the bunsen burner, jess

: first of all, i believe it was rosie who thought it'd be a good idea to play catch with it

: while lit

: i'm pregnant

: i can do whatever the fuck i want

: miss luthor cleared you for maternity leave three weeks ago

: there is literally no reason for you to be here around dangerous chemicals???

: we're teaching the baby to be badass from the womb

: as you should!!

: oh god please go home

: both of you

: at least rose and rosie got to see my fantastic creation

: i wanted to show her my new water gun prototype

: Kathy, was this the one shaped like a banana?

: boss, are you psychic???

: because yes

: I know this because of the fifty-three emails you dumped in my inbox yesterday with photo attachments of you wielding it like it's the Wild West.

: oh good, so they did send after all

: was worried after all the warnings and error messages it gave me

: that seems like a sign you should have stopped...

: Your design was very thorough.

: I'm... not exactly sure what to do with it.

: cherish it in your heart, boss

: that's all i ask

: ...

: As you wish, Kathy.

1:45pm

: Brainy's just sent over your diagnostics, Alex. If all goes to plan, we should be able to take yours and Maggie's DNA and turn it into a viable embryo.

: that's great!! i just want to say thank you, lena

: seriously, me and maggie are so incredibly happy that you guys are doing this

: Alex, you're family, and besides, this would be a huge breakthrough in the medical world. Brainy calculates a low risk chance and a decent chance of it being successful.

: I'm happy you trust us with this.

: still, we love you guys

: I love you guys too [3

: can't wait to feel bloated and ill every morning!!!

: don't worry babe, i'll bridal carry you everywhere

: i love my small but mighty wife

: And I will supply you with all the food you crave with my giant wealth.

: yes put that money to good use

: aka transfer it all to me please

: ignore her

: transfer it to me

: If you really want...

: Might take 3-5 business days.

: wait really??

: Uh, yeah?

: we're joking i promise

: we love you not for your money but for you

: and god if i have to tell you this every day until we die, then so be it

: we love you lena!!

: we absolutely do

: lena?

: do you think we've broken her

: Fuck you, I'm kind of tearing up now and Kara is concerned.

: How dare you make me feel loved.

: love you!

: we do!!

: Alex's diagnostics are still up on my laptop so now Kara thinks I'm sobbing about her perfect oxygen saturation levels.

: it's true, i do have very good red blood cells

: sure thing babe

: Now there's tears in my sandwich!!! Look what you've done!!!!

: ...seasoning???

: get that sodium intake!!

: Oh this tastes terrible.

: I am one-hundred percent blaming you.

: you're welcome

: anytime!!