41 | Contact Sports and Squirrels

3:59am

has entered the chat

: good morning, winn has given me access to this chat

: when i said you could join i didn't mean four in the morning

: my clock says 03:59

: ...

: never mind

: brainy go to sleep

: technically i only require six hours of sleep and i completed that three hours and seven minutes prior to this conversation

: cool

: well i need my beauty sleep so back to the grave i go

: very well agent danvers

: good morning

: ?

: it is technically the morning so saying 'goodnight' would not make scientific sense

: bye

11:22am

: kiera

: yes miss grant?

: stop leaving your ugly cardigan buttons around catco

: sorry miss

: i hear talk of the other employees. they think you're a streaker

: oh boy

: yeah she is a streaker

: in lena's bedroom ;)

: ...

: i'm sure she is

: asfjgdsfjl

: that dirty joke was kinda weak tbh

: shut up earp

: i'm hungover okay, i'm not at the peak of my game

: i'm not sure i quite understand this concept

: why is the joke dirty? does it have dirt on it? is there something i'm not aware of?

: and why would kara be running around lena luthor's bedroom naked?

: to wrestle

: okay stop

: these odd human expressions are quite strange to decipher

: just ignore her brainy, she's being dumb

: Oh no, Veronica is quite right about the... wrestling.

: was that necessary lena

: so you are participating in contact sports in the bedroom?

: Definitely participating in contact sports in the bedroom.

: oH MY GOD LENA WHY MUST YOU SAY THAT

: Why not.

: fucking hell luthor

: you wipe that smugness off of your face or i will turn you into screaming soup

: Try me.

: then i'm coming over to l-corp right now

: Be my guest.

: i'm not quite sure what i've done?

: you've woken up a sleeping squirrel

: do you mean bear?

: no i mean squirrel

: i sense an interesting story

: i tripped over a squirrel on the sidewalk which i thought was just roadkill

: lmao you thought wrong

: it mauled me and i screamed like a child then ran away

: when was this?

: about an hour ago

: oh my god are you okay? maybe you should go to the doctor's?

: nah, this bitch has a immune system made of kara danvers' insides

: ...

: what

: cause you're the girl of steel?

: jeez does no one get my superb metaphors?

: are you sure you're feeling alright?

: i mean everything is green but nah i'm fine

: g

: green?

: uh huh actually nvm gonna faint now bye

: shit, someone take her to the hospital

: i'm already on it

12:05pm

: dude i'm fine, chill

: you said you were going to faint! but no! turns out you were sleeping?

: yes

: we were so worried jesus christ wynonna

: sorry woops

: what about the green you were seeing earlier? has it subsided?

: yeah after the whole squirrel incident i forgot i was wearing green tinted sunglasses woops

: i wonder where that squirrel is now

: probably blabbing to all of its squirrely friends about how it made the great wynonna earp scream like a twelve year old man-child