31 | Pickpocketing Through Windows

9:34am

: me and maggie aren't girlfriends anymore

: WAIT WHAT

: HOLD ON

: WHAT

: i'm disowning you

: what

: alex

: ALEX WHAT

: excuse me

: BECAUSE WE'RE FUCKING MARRIED BITCHES!

: language alex

: sorry mom

: how did you not get that wow

: alex don't you dare scare me like that again or i will throw you into the sun

: no you won't

: no i won't

: alex are you doing that whole she's not my girlfriend anymore because she's my wife thing

: yeah

: fucking hell danvers

: i almost fell off the building i was scaling

: wait what are you scaling?

: the deo

: are you kidding me

: no

: she's at the balcony

: maybe you should leave before you get arrested by someone

: how do you even know where the deo base is

: it's kind of obvious

: supergirl goes to the same balcony everyday

: and it's literally a skyscraper with some dodgy looking people in black guarding the ground level entrance

: yeah maybe we should work on that

: i'll talk to j'onn

: you'll get arrested why are you inside

: babe she brought donuts

: donuts!

: DID SOMEONE SAY DONUTS

: GIVE ME

: hold on i'm in an interview SAVE SOME FOR ME

: guys chill

: i have enough for everyone

: this is how you stop secret agents from arresting you

: jesus christ they're like animals

1:30pm

: ah

: just like clockwork

: everyday kara danvers visits at exactly 1:30 to bring us coffee and to have lunch with miss lena

: how she remembers six people's very different coffee orders? i have no clue

: i just watched them make heart eyes at each other

: i love my job

4:12pm

: kara did you get the kids home safely?

: we are indeed in one piece

: wait how are you texting from a different earth

: winn and lena made us these things to put in our phones and then some sciencey stuff happens and then bam we can text you guys from earth-657

: damn that's cool

: that means i could be able to text the people on earth-1?

: both parties need the chip in their phones

: wait how are we texting with veronica right now?

: lena got roulette to steal your phones

: wait surely i would've noticed

: You gave me your phone when you asked me to order pizza because the only restaurant number I have saved is the healthy one down the road and you compared kale salad to kryptonite.

: oh

: wait how did roulette get my phone

: my nimble parkour skills

: you and maggie were making out near your apartment window so i very skilfully fished both of your phones from your pockets through the gap in said window

: you could have just asked???

: where's the fun in that? i have to improve my skills somehow

: what about me

: you were checking out some dude's ass when we were out having drinks so i managed to steal it

: he had a nice ass

: that he did

: how are things back in riverdale?

: some guy in a mask is going around murdering people

: it's riveting

: and i kicked my awful mother out of the house and sent her to live with my dead father's ghost

: translation: she lives in the barn now

: sounds... safe

: are you guys sure you don't want to stay here a little longer?

: nah i need to deal with my daddy issues

: he thinks riverdale is a game of monopoly

: Problematic parents? I can relate.

: i have a creepy and possibly insane brother

: Relatable.

: well this got dark

: roulette is still at the deo

: she seems to be getting along well with one of the agents

: vERY WELL APPARENTLY

: roulette got herself a date

: i hate to admit it but that woman has got GAME