28 | Soft

11:35am

: toni put down the crossbow

: :(

: ronnie stop squealing

: it's cute but i don't think it's helping anyone focus

: What's happening?

: i was giving them a tour of national city but then a bank was being robbed so i dropped them off at the deo

: KARA

: THIS IS A SECRET NON-EXISTENT GOVERNMENT BASE

: woops

: oh hey roulette what are you doing at the bank

: uhhh nothing

: the money is falling out of your dress roulette

: Maybe you should listen to her Veronica.

: the money's for a small no kill animal shelter which is closing down

: Then I shall invest in it.

: okay fine

: did...

: did you have to throw the rainbow glitter bomb

: bitch yes

: would you rather i threw a real grenade and cause massive casualties?

: preferably not

: stealing money to donate to animal shelters and throwing glitter bombs instead of real ones

: jesus you really are a chaotic good

: Veronica is secretly very soft and enjoys hugs.

: i can confirm that fact

: EXPOSED

: ...

: lena why must you do this

: and sam i believed in you

: yeah she got distracted by a dog when i was ring shopping

: oh yeah lena told me about that

: LENA

: STOP SPILLING MY SECRETS

: But it's my job as your best friend to do this.

: god dammit lena

: okay i've finished dealing with the bank issue (roulette)

: rude

: please tell me you guys are in one piece

: choni are having a lovers quarrel

: oh rao

: toni I love you

: but?

: pUT DOWN THE FUCKING CROSSBOW

: who gave her it anyway?

: alex

: sorry i thought it'd be funny

3:33pm

: kATHY

: woops

: Did I just hear an explosion?

: there's glitter everywhere!

: oh my god

: rose look! the glitter's rainbow coloured!

: oh my god rosie the glitter's gay

: What is happening down there?

: uh oh miss luthor incoming nine o'clock

: oh err hey miss luthor watcha doing?

: I want to know why there's glitter everywhere.

: err well you see...

: don't do it harold

: i'll never forgive you

: it was a rainbow glitter bomb for uh your friend veronica

: she told kathy to make some for her

: i'm divorcing you

: we're not even married kathy

: i love drama

: Of course she did.

: What did she bribe you with?

: five dollars

: Is that all?

: i've always wanted to make glitter bombs

: especially if it involves anything remotely gay

: um miss luthor may i suggest something?

: Go on.

: we should mass produce them and sell them since they're practically harmless for everyone apart from the person who's cleaning

: i made a few in different flag colours

: i even made one to express my pansexuality wanna see

: Please don't pull the pin in here again. It's already a bit of a mess.

: But I will take these into consideration. Work on a prototype and present it to me when you're done.

: Also do you think you could make about a hundred in the colours of the pride flag in ten days time? It's Kara's sister's wedding and it's going to be gay.

: of course miss luthor we'll get to it

: NO DON'T PULL THE PIN.

: we'll have to see how this pans out

: badum tss

: tHERE IS PAN COLOURED GLITTER IN MY MOUTH ROSIE HELP

: Well at least we know it works now.