2:46pm
: kara
: yeah?
: i think you should make an instagram or a twitter account for supergirl
: and what would i tweet exactly?
: 'hey guys, i'm gonna beat the crap out of this guy rt if you want me to win and like if you want me to lose :)'
: wonderful! i've set one up for you
: i actually already have one
: wait what? how do i not know this?
: it's more of an instagram spam kinda thing
: why is lena sweating
: what do you post?
: just weird pictures of myself pulling weird faces or me training
: in my suit duh
: oh so that's why she's sweating
: i'm not verified but i have like, 20k followers
: also i get weird comments
: like how they want to date supergirl
: i think they think i'm a fan account
: lena is paler than usual
: interesting...
3:03pm
: If you text one more word to that chat I will fucking choke you.
: ;)
: What the fuck ew. Not like that. I'm going to kill you.
: why are you threatening me over text?
: you could literally shout at me, we're in the same room lena
: I can't be arsed.
: you're weird
: so why are you sweating profusely and gone two shades paler?
: I'm surprised you can even spell 'profusely,' Veronica.
: R U D E
: bitch we went to boarding school together
: i'm smart
: You spent the whole time partying and getting hammered everyday.
: YOU CAME WITH ME YOU HYPOCRITICAL BITCH
: Well at least I avoided drinking most of the time.
: rigHT OKAY THEN
: also stop steering away from the question
: well?
: Fine.
: I thought that account Kara has was just a fan account and I may or may not have liked every single picture and commented 'I would date her' multiple times on different pictures.
: holy shit
: There's one with her out of her suit in her sports bra but doesn't show her face of god what am I supposed to fucking do heLP VERONICA!!!
: someone's thirsty ;)
: well my dear gay best friend
: you should tell her about your feelings
: because i have a feeling she might like you back
: Veronica.
: That.
: Is.
: The.
: Worst.
: FUCKING IDEA EVER ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS.
: you're screaming at me in text but your face is scarily neutral irl
: Kara will never like me back.
: whY WAS I CURSED WITH THIS CRUSH AAAGHHH ASDJKLGHFL
: shit she's abandoned all grammar again
: also love the classic Gay Keysmash™
: listen
: the way she looks at you is something more than just friends
: so many heart eyes
: What heart eyes?
: god you're so oblivious
5:45pm
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: listen up you little shits
: our mission is to help kara zor-el danvers and lena kieran luthor get together got it?
: uh huh
: what's the plan roulette?
: technically i'm not supposed to talk to you but hey it's for the sake of kara and lena's love then fuck it
: agreed
: so check out this screenshot
: [lenabeingoblivious.jpeg]
: holy shit
: yeah they need help
: a push in the right direction will help
: i have an idea
: you two should go out to dinner at some fancy restaurant which i shall sort out and take kara and lena with you
: then when you get there say there's some emergency and leave those two alone then make sure they don't leave
: then hopefully they'll get the guts to tell each other how much they want to make out with each other's faces
: we clear?
: i'm surprised you thought of all that
: what emergency are we supposed to make up?
: i don't fucking know do i have to think of everything around here?
: say something like oh no maggie's aunt is giving birth and we need to go or something half believable
: you know what?
: let's do this
: they both deserve each other so much
: yes let's