03 | Was that really threatening though?

10:34pm

: Kara, you're Supergirl aren't you? That's why you went quiet on the other chat.

: are you mad at me?

: Of course not! I've known since I first met Supergirl. The glasses and the hair don't hide anything Kara.

: i'm sorry. i should have told you sooner.

: No, it's fine honestly. It's a big secret and I understand why you didn't tell me.

: i didn't tell you, not because you were a luthor

: i didn't tell you because i didn't know how

: Kara, it's fine. Seriously. I kind of wanted to see how long my list of 'things Supergirl and Kara says that don't quite add up.'

: that's... interesting...

: 'I flew here... on a bus,' is number one on the list.

: You're such an adorable dork Kara.

: Are we still on for lunch tomorrow?

: of course! i wouldn't miss it for the world :)

: :)

: guess who's got powdered donuts!

: you'd better save me one or i'll skin you alive

: okay! okay! it's not like i was going to eat them all by myself like a sad child but okay

: babe are you threatening the poor child again?

: child?!

: threatening?

: oh please

: this is hardly threatening

: hey luthor

: Yes?

: can you please buy us some donuts please?

: you're the only multi-billionaire we know who'd buy a donut chain for us

: you know, i once asked lena to buy me a chinese and she bought me a chinese restaurant...

: ...

: It was an accident.

: problems of multi-billionaires huh

: sooooo

: about that donut chain?

: alex no!

: lena please ignore my sister

3:21pm

: sooo

: how was lunch with miss luthor? [smirkingemoji]

: it must've been good since you almost flew into 3 buildings on your way to the deo

: ...

: um... she touched my face

: and she called me cute

: AND HER HAND WAS SO SOFT OH RAO

: that's gay

: and then i left

: well that was anti-climatic

: I WAS A MESS ALEX

: alex

: i think

: maybe

: i like her more

: than i thought...

3:39pm

has created a chat named

has added and to the chat

: right gays

: what's happening

: little luthor

: Yes?

: can i change your name?

: No.

: that wasn't a question

has changed 's name to

: Oh come on.

has restricted name change for

: cause you're clearly such a ray of fucking sunshine

: ...

: So what exactly is the purpose of this chat?

: well my child

: your elder gays are going to get you together with kara

: How did you know I was gay anyway?

: lena lena lena

: oh lena

: well, that time i accidentally arrested you sorry about that btw

: you were making heart eyes at little danvers

: who tf makes heart eyes at someone if they're getting arrested?

: [winkingemoji]

: I don't need to know about you and Maggie's sex life Alex.

: also my gaydar went fucking crazy

: and my gaydar is pretty damn accurate

: true true

: i mean look at me

: i thought i was a Straight™

: unbelievable i know

: Why would you want me with your sister anyway?

: I'm a Luthor and she's a Super.

: the last name doesn't mean anything lena

: yeah

: you've done a lot of good in this world

: just because you're a luthor does not mean you're like lex or lillian

: you're a good person

: Thank you. That means a lot.

: so... about my sister?