Oof, Death am i right?

So i am dead apparently, i don't mind though, i have not done anything award worthy, though in school i was a undefeated paper-basket-ball thrower, when I threw the paper ball, it always went in the bin, some tried to get me to join basket ball, but i do not have a good enough body to keep up, so i just continue'd with my daily school life of being top of the class, hanging out with friends for a bit after school and coming home to do homework until watching anime.

My life wasn't that bad, except for the fact i'm dead right now, life was pretty good, never got a girlfriend nor virginity taken...

Well anyways you're probably wondering how i died right? well, lets SNAP BACK TO REALITY for a bit and take a flash back shall we?

So there i was, standing across the street waiting for the signal for us to walk, i see a little girl run across the street as soon as the signal for us to go was activated.

Yeah no there was no truck, but wait, what is that?! is it a bird? is it a plane?! NO ITS, yeah its a giant fucking plane heading right towards me...

So yeah that was a fucking scary way to go, imagine a giant plane with both its wings COVERED ON FIRE screaming towards you... yeah totally not scary.

Common sense would indicate i run, but i'm not stupid like those idiots, if something from over you is coming towards you, RUN TOWARDS IT, yes run towards it because, in all those movies, the guy RUNS away only to die by the same thing, NOT ME BOI.

Nigerundayo!!!!

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So as i has predicted, the plane flew past me, honestly i'm glad i did not die, 'well i should probably stop runnin-' *BAM* *SKRRRRRT*

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'what the fuck?' 'Fuck just happen?', so a truck fucking hit me in the right side of me at full speed, i was not looking where i was going and i ran into a truck, the truck was going full crazy panic mode because of the plane crash earlier and he did not notice me.

So i'm now laying on the floor, in a pool of blood slowly leaving my body, so yeah, apparently a full force truck hitting your entire right half of your body kill's you, and i can't breathe right now so i'm going to just die...

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And then i died, so we all caught up now? good! because now there's a old man with a long as beard in front of me and we are sitting...

"Hello child i assume you know who i am?"

"....god?"

"Correct! i am here because of you dying early and you following in the secret i put onto the universe!"

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"What secret? and how did i die 'early'?"

"*cough* well you see...the truck was not supposed to be there, but i guess i did not make my calculations correct, so i will give you 5 wishes! 3 for dying early and 2 more for following in my secret message hidden in the universe, which was, just live your life without you doing bad things, and you did just that, you never really stood out, just wanted peace, and never did any bad things, for that i give you 2 extra wishes! oh and i'll give you a free new world to reincarnate to, and you keep your memories alright?"

I nodded because i understand everything clearly, i'm not like those dumb ass MC's in every isekai ever, i'm going to wish for something similar to their OP powers, but for a different use.

"Alright, I use my first wish to look exactly like Gojo Satoru from Jujutsu kaisen, i only want his Limitless ability though" 'no need for me always needing a blindfold...'

god nods and marks it on his, magical paper list thing?

"also god, since you know everything you also know the Shaggy memes? the ones where he just stomps any anime character?" god nods at this and i say, "Yeah i want all of his powers with full control, i don't need to accidently destroy galaxies..."

god nods again, as shaggy's powers are not even a fraction close to his.

"My third wish is that i have a Multi-verse System, which allows me to travel to any world, even if its fanfiction, anime, manga, 'Real Life' TV shows, aka The Flash, or Marvel, it also had a store that allows me to buy anything from any anime or show or manga, has a whole quest system aswell for gathering points for me to buy stuff from the store and can also transport people with me if i allow it."

god nods and writes it on the list.

"My fourth wish, hmmmmm, i guess Immortality? like immortality that resist's Hakai or zeno's erase move or anything on that level that completely obliterates me.

god nod's and writes it down.

"My fifth wish is for a customized devil fruit, um...can you hand me a paper so you don't have to listen to me ramble and you can focus on other things instead of waiting for me, i can just write down what i want the customized devil fruit to be."

god nods and hands me a piece of paper and he teleports somewhere and i begin writing.

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I just finished writing everything my custom devil fruit will have, it contains the following.

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Devil Fruit - Luffy's Gum Gum Fruit

Weakness - None [ Means i can swim and am not affected by sea water in any way, gear second does no strain on the body and such, gear third does nothing aswell.]

Benefit 1 - I am able to use all 3 types of haki at a master level, as this devil fruit is bound to luffy's soul, [not really just for plot effects] i am able to use all of the haki forever if i wanted to.

Benefit 2 - I can use gear fourth for however long i want with no side effects, i can choose which form of gear fourth i can take, either Bounce Man, Snake Man, or Tank Man.

End Of Sheet

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god comes back after i said i was done, he grabs the sheet and nods at the end, all of this is easy to do, and the guy let him focus on other things that need to be done.

"My final wish is to have my very own super dragon ball's that are only available to me and me alone, only i can make a wish from it and only others can if i grant them permission, basically they are stored inside a little dimension that nobody but me can detect and i can pull them out at anytime, they are just as powerful as the original super dragon balls too."

god nods and says, "well what world are you going to reincarnate to?"

I thought for a bit before deciding, "i want to go to the world of...