Seri, The Destroyer Of Reputations

Lucius jumped up from the ground having been released from Artie's surprisingly strong grip. He looked at me as if he was going to explode.

"Just what is this?!" He grabbed the journal and pointed at the page where Lucius and Artie were engaging in a sordid affair.

I glanced at it lightly, "Shouldn't you know? It's called sex."

He felt like ripping his hair out, "Not that!!! I meant why the hell did you draw me and Artie doing such a thing?!?"

I looked between him and Artie. I pursed my lips, "Isn't it obvious?"

"It's not!!!"

I spoke bluntly, "Because you two are the perfect gay couple."

"WHAT?!"

I explained, "There's a common trope in yaoi. The Seme, that would be you, is popular with everyone and is super good looking."

Lucius paused and smirked, "So I'm good looking?"

I frowned, "But the Seme is also arrogant and annoying."

His face twitched, "You..."