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The Scrummy Bummy Lore

In the infantile state of a new universe were many creatures in their starting phase, one of which was a juice pouch and straw that would challenge any vegetables from the cabbage patch to a round of fisticuffs, ultimately overcoming them and absorbing their power, thus, it became formidable and left behind an entire and complete heritage behind. This being was later known to be none other but...The Succ Sage. The self named Genius Gang, a group of intellectuals with knowledge far beyond the norm of this infantile universe then began to rise and found this heritage, allowing them to begin their ascent to the higher realms. The Scrummy Bummy Lore is an incomprehensive, shortened archive of the real events that the Genius Gang went through on their path. Translator's Note: As the best translator in the world, it is easy to assume that my translation will be complely on point, however, the Scrummy Bummy Lore, being written in the language of the Gods, was far too complex for even a genius like I to translate fully, as I, just like you, am a mere mortal. Please do read this novel with an open mind, keeping in mind that not only are there multiple meanings that we do not understand, but also many that can eventually be understood through comprehensive thought. I myself feel as though I have matured as not just a person, but as an entity in this vast universe that we call our home after reading this novel. In short, I must say that if the human race ever evolves to the point where we can incorporate the Scrummy Bummy Lore into our national curriculum as the most significant subject, I can die knowing that humanity shall live on to achieve great things.

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The Fourth Corner?

Feeling that the pressure of a thousand telling offs from the inhabitants of the central area would be too much to handle, the genius gang quickly did it to them to redirect the force of the attack but suddenly, miss no man's land's figure flickered and appeared behind the wenius Wang! come say "nothing person kids" as she takes out her kabana and strikes down upon the genius gang's formation.

As the kabana comes down, the Scrummy Bummy in bathtub boys pocket glows red hot and melts through his pockets appearing in front of the kabana, making miss no man's land apprehensive as she didn't want to cut the Scrummy Bummy!

"do you play chess miss?" bathtub boy asks as he turns around and T poses, reverting miss no man's land's kabana backwards making it difficult to control and forcing her to use dapper katana pose No.69 gosh damn!

Jos cot then suddenly feels a lot more mature and even a little sensible to which he gasps at, knowing that this must be one of fanny Danny's attacks! he throws his fone to reec who searched bass boosted music causing fanny danny to scream as his mental age lowers, "skiddadle skadids, I don't like kids!" he shouts causing gayden brijj to become infuriated. the child predator charges at the newly made child fanny danny and begins to consume him but then begins to throw up cream!

a tsunami of double cream sweeped the entire canteen as it came forth gathering more and more momentum! reec was delighted by this and made cheese from the cream for cheese and pesto pasta which he fed Jos cot and Jos cot began to hack into the cream tsunami to make it more docile. this however backfired when creamy deely became very angery for being hacked and used his special technique "frick off!" a powerful curse that could be aimed at a specific object!

"Frick off!" creamy cream coming out the seams said and pointed at the wenius Wang. an arrow of cream came out of his fingers and rather than shooting at one of the three genius gang members, it actually shot into miss no man's land's kabana, forcing it forwards to cut into abul babul!

temporarily breaking formation, bathtub boy did it to them to defend against the viscous and gloopy attack and then quickly T posed once more to increase Jos Cot's hacking power!

it was then that the real the original and also invisible due to his mum's RAF helmet appeared with his two kabanas to attack the genius gang saying to miss no man's land "that's not how you use a kabana!"

reec T posed at the child predator telling him that he's a skinhead, keeping him at bay and because of this, couldn't turn around to aid in the defense whereas Jos cot was working hard to stop the creamy meme sensational dream salami tsunami from falling onto them. instead, the two of them became weather balloons then became butter and then copper wiring causing the static electricity in the air that had built up to be acquired and then converted into energy.

using this three way energy triangle, bathtub boy discarded the doing it to them stance and T pose and became barisherab boi boi after taking his multivitamins! upon miss no man's land, the real Deadpool and creamy deeley first descended a great storm, then a plague, a carton of milk, a fire mixtape and finally...

E t h e r n e t c a b l e h a s l o s t c o n n e c t i o n

the ground itself became flora I cannot ever believe that this substance has any correlation to butter as miss no man's land's hair dye evaporated, leaving behind grey hair, Connor McAlister lost his pen and creamy deeley went out of date. they were so sad that their computers would log off no matter what that they became depressed and didn't even try to wake up soon.

finally gaining the upper hand the genius gang split into three beams of light and T posed at three corners of the canteen to create the Bermuda triangle formation before shouting, "do not curse!" say "take off your clothes" say "s u c k u r m u m"

waves after waves of pee fell upon the canteen drowning many for daring to accuse the wenius Wang of swearing, but then, the genius gang noticed a 4th person they couldn't quite recognise T posing in the 4th corner of the canteen...

the three of them looked at the figure gingerly and at first glance, he seemed like the average geography teacher, but then he turned around and...

"yabba dabba do yabba dabba dee, if you don't pay your tax you're not allowed to pee!"

a titanium pole descended from the sky and narrowly avoided cutting the genius gang in half. the genius gang was astounded by this and wondered if Jaco hara had thrown the titanium pole, but the dapper man who turned around looked at the titanium rod and waved his hand causing it to fly back into the sky and become a noodle! "hehehe" he laughed in evil and was holding two cups of hot chocolate!

bathtub boy quickly recognised the act of holding two cups of hot chocolate and linked it back to the event a few bajillion years ago where the Scrummy Bummy had stopped being nourished by hot chocolate due to the river somehow running low... "it was you who was behind Jaffa Man Gaming's disappearance!"