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The Meme Train

Little thing I decide to write for the fun memes, don't take this way too seriously, if you wanna vote, vote then. Just don't act like an ass. Also the book isn't for anyone of a prudish nature, so yeah, if you are then this ain't your cup of tea, hell it's not even tea, it's a full cup of espresso. Oh yeah, the R-18 tag is there for gore, I don't know know how to write good smut, and I don't plan to write smut in this book any given time. ____________________________________________ Take a look at me for example: I died, that was painful. I got chosen to be entertainment for some dude that I never got to even meet. I cheesed the "golden finger" I got and made an entire world go straight to fuck all. Now I'm just casually being the madman that everyone says I am. Oh, and fuck cultivators. I don't like their kind around here. What do you get? Some random kid being a fucking lunatic that's what! Take a read if you want! You'll definitely regret it! (Disclaimer, I own nothing aside from my MC and any OCs I may cook up, the cover was from google, I just searched Thomas the Thermonuclear Bomb and I found Thomas the Thermonuclear Apocalypse, I came looking for copper and I found gold. Also this is a work of fiction, any names that are placed in here are yadda yadda yadda you know the drill, anything in here is coincidental.)

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Played All The Fools

/3rd POV/

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It had already been a few minutes for Frank and he's already being subjected to mildly annoying checks for any weapons that could pose a threat to the prison. And as he was being asked if he had any armaments on his person, he specifically said (Buddy, all of the weapons that I have on my person WILL be able to rip a fat one out of this entire damned prison. That's the fucking point of me bringing shit like this with me in the first place, second being protection.)

After he had given his word the man known as the dungeon master was soon allowed to check the jail itself and it's inhabitants. (Well then, I guess I need a bit of good old mood music.) he said as he then pulled a phone and what seemed to be earphones out of nowhere.

( I Feel It Coming - The Weeknd Ft. Daft Punk)

Tell me what you really like

Baby, I can take my time

We don't ever have to fight

Just take it step-by-step

I can see it in your eyes

'Cause they never tell me lies

I can feel that body shake

And the heat between your legs

You've been scared of love and what it did to you

You don't have to run, I know what you've been through

Just a simple touch and it can set you free

We don't have to rush when you're alone with me

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

You are not the single type

So baby, this the perfect time

I'm just trying to get you high (I'm just tryna, babe)

And faded off this touch

You don't need a lonely night

So baby, I can make it right

You just got to let me try

To give you what you want

You've been scared of love and what it did to you

You don't have to run, I know what you've been through

Just a simple touch and it can set you free

We don't have to rush when you're alone with me

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

You've been scared of love

And what it did to you

You don't have to run

I know what you've been through

Just a simple touch

And it can set you free

We don't have to rush

When you're alone with me

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I know what you feel right now

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I know what you say right now, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I know what you say right now, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, babe

I feel it coming, babe

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/Frank POV/

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The music blared into my ears as I then went around stealing all and any of the Quirks and abilities of anyone who seemed to be a very naughty person. Oh you went and tried to rape children using a Quirk that makes people catatonic? Welp, time for me to just go and take that shit for myself.

The sheer amount of prisoners that existed here are just staggering, and this was the first floor of this prison. Hell the whole thing makes this place make me wonder what should I do with all of them. Wait a minute, I could always do something interesting and buff up one specific Quirk that exists on this floor by "fragmenting" all the others.

Yes ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to do a stupid merger thing with all these Quirks. I could just use enough Luck to make it work enough. So then, time for me to check up on what Quirk I could make use of.

Well let's see here, there's a shadow Quirk that allows the user to merge slightly with it, but there's a limited amount of time for the user. Well then, time to shatter a couple of these Quirks for me to see what kind of evolution bullshit would occur. And now, let's start with a moderate ten Quirks shall we? Okay then, here we g-

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/3rd POV/

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Frank was in the middle of the prison as all of the people watched him go off and attack all of the prisoners that were occupying the rooms. They were all wondering why did he start to hurt everyone that was in the cells, until they noticed just what was occurring to their prisoners.

They had a large compendium of mutant Quirks and they made sure that they could find a good way to contain each and every single one of them. But what they saw, it scared them to an extreme degree.

Everyone who had a mutant Quirk suddenly started turning into a normal human being, in the biological sense. It shocked the detective and the other reality Toga that such a thing was occurring so quickly.

{What the hell is he?} the relatively normal people thought as Toga started to get a mildly hitched breath (Al/N: No she's not horny you fucking pervs.) as she soon saw what was going on. She saw people losing their Quirks all over again, just like the first time she had seen All For One.

{No, this can't be real, first Frank Ricci is dead, and now I've met ALL FOR ONE?! I HAVE TO BE MISUNDERSTANDING THINGS!} she thought as she then watched as all of the people that were weakened were soon starting to get up and panic as they all realize that their Quirks have been taken.

And as that occurred, she saw the dungeon master soon fall into a trance as a surge of energy came out of nowhere. *Big boom sfx lol*. They were all blasted backwards as they then realized that they gave the wrong person too much free power in such little time.

(*groans while getting up* Oh fucking hell, I didn't expect it to be that strong.) the man who was left soon got up as they all saw the face of the dungeon master. Truth be told they didn't expect for him to actually look so good, but their main concern was the strange dark pulsating thing that was in his chest.

(Hey guys, what are you all looking at- OH MY FUCKING GOSH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS THING!) he soon shouted as they started to get closer to him as quickly as possible. (Hey I don't know hat this thing does yet, so I suggest that you guys should just stand the fuck back for a quick minute.) he said as he then lightly poked at the object.

It was at the opposite side of where his heart was located. (Man this is just fucking freaky. And here I thought that it would be a good idea to merge ten Quirks into one.) he said as the people gasped as he then noticed that they heard him.

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/Frank POV/

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(None of you guys were supposed to hear that, so I suggest that you all forget that right this instant, or I'll just go add a couple casualties to this explosion) I said I then started to examine what exactly was the thing that's in my chest. I can deduce that it's part of the Quirk, and it most likely became more powerful.

{Now then big boy, what exactly is it that makes you so great?} I thought as I then tried to turn it on. It was originally a very simple shadow stealth Quirk that would suck but something changed, the world all seemed to start getting a little dark haze and I was soon feeling like I was suffocating a little.

{Woah.} I thought as I then tried to affect things that were in the hazy world. When I touched a stone from the world, I soon watched it flicker and glitch a little until it soon went into the world that I was in.

(What the hell was the point of that?) I said to myself as I tried racking my noggin to what the hell was going on. The Quirk might be a parallel reality? Or something of a conduit to a parallel reality? {Jesus Christ, now that's a bit of a big one. Wait a second, isn't this what those fucking cultivators call a personal realm?} I thought as I then tried to think of what else I could do with it.

It was a storage sort of Quirk now. There might be more to it, but I'll look into it for another time. (Now, how the fuck does one get out of a mirror reality?) I said to myself as I then thought of getting out, and that was strangely all it took. The haze receded and the people weren't so glaze eyed.

(Hey guys, what exactly happened to you all?) I asked as they then saw me. The detective ran up to me and grabbed me by the collar yet again and started to shout at me about what had happened. (What the hell did you just for all of these people?!) he shouted as I then rolled my eyes and said with the most casual voice as possible (Dude calm down all I did was take their Quirks, destroy them to make energy to empower one Quirk to a very big level.)

He then looked at me with fear riddled all over his face. He stumbled backwards as I came to towards him to pick him up. (Detective, I have a deal to finish, and I am here to ensure that it is, so let's start to fucking go or else things aren't gonna end all that well.) I said as I then patted him off and I nodded to the warden who had a scared expression as well.

(You already know what to do.) I said as I then toyed around with the new Quirk. From what I saw from the area, the rock that I picked up there was no longer here, so it's definitely allowing me to store shit there, which sort of nullifies the point since that means that the mirror world will mirror whatever world I'm on, and that may mean that if I place anything and mirror myself above a volcano, does that mean that my shit will end up being in the volcano itself?

So many questions, and all of the time, but unfortunately, none of the effort. {I have to find a use for this thing, maybe adding more Quirks into the mix will make it a bit more interesting?} I entertained the thought for a few moments until I had to put it in the back of my mind.

That'll be for another day, right now, time for more villains losing all of their powers and making them just liker he average human without said power. All the while making me better, stronger, faster and maybe smarter.

2041 words. I don't know about this one, I wasn't quite feeling it since there was nothing going around my mind at that moment. Anyways and as always, I'll see you guys, on the dark side of the moon! Peace out everybody! Goodbye~

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