Most people don't choose reincarnation. Reincarnation finds their way to them. Perhaps they did something great in their life. Or maybe truck-sama wasn't looking where it was going. But without fail, those who reincarnate are destined for something great. A new life where everything changes for the better. But... Reincarnation isn't always the greatest thing. Sometimes you just draw the short end of the stick. Di Tou just happens to have drawn the shortest stick. Pulled out of his life randomly. Taken by a crazy old eccentric man not as a disciple, but as a body double?! And a janitor body double no less?! Grasping a system to find... It's a JANITOR SYSTEM!? Truly, how unlucky can one get?
Scratching his chin, Jin Hao Yun hesitated for a moment before saying, "No, well, yes. It's just that the one new sighting we've got is almost assuredly just a joke."
Curious and somewhat unwilling to let go of any possibilities, Di Tou's eyes lit up, and he said, "Oh? Say it for me to hear. I'm quite curious to see what sort of reporting was so special that it could make you tell me that it was fake?" Indeed, over the past few weeks, he had gotten quite a few leads from Jin Hao Yun, and although he noted down which ones were the most likely to be true, he never bothered noting which ones were unlikely and left that to Di Tou to figure out.