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Ep 02. A pair of lazy guys and salute

The next morning the man laying in the bed slowly opened his eyes once again, the moment his eyes opened a electric spark flashs in his eyes and passes all over his body. The electric spark seems to activate the function and muscle of the body.

After regaining his movements the man lifts his upper body and sits on the bed, a light jumps out of his eyebrows and assumes a form of a bald head floating in front of him. When the man start to creeping out the head electrocuted the man and stuns him for a brief moment not waiting the ma to recover the head speaks

<Hello John Calmlake>

<My name is Z and I your personal assistant for a better life>

<First off all when we connect I verified that your body is fuc… ahem… I'm in a bad state. You don't need to thank me, I already fixed all the problems and now you are perfectly fine despite not having any good points. Verifying your memory if I have one word I describe you with "Waste Lazy Bastard>

"Wait a minute! I protest! This is 3 words."

<Méh! Protest denied! You are really super fucking wasted your capacity, its not too outstanding capacity but its enough to give a better life for your daughter and parents>.

Guilt starts to emerge in the heart of the man, but once again Z starts to speak.

<Fear not little padawan. With me here you don't need to worry anymore. Like I said. I'm your Super Hyper Max Ultra Personal Assistant, and I'm gonna help you live with the dignity to claim you are the laziest person in the world. What did you say! I can hear you, I'm the best right!>

Dumbfounded the man stay mouth open not knowing what the fuck its happening.

<Long story short you now are a Gifter or whatever name you want to use. What I understand is true your memories of any freak like you call the way he wants. Bless, bestow, believer, anyway. And enough talking about boring things lets go to the fun part. You can awaken your power. Now i gotta give a brief explanation how the shits works over here.

First of all I'm gonna give you a Start Pack because you're weak as a chicken and too lazy for me to have a hope that you gonna lift your butt and persevere to the summit of this world so when your last minions progress you progress.

I don't like to repeat myself but who is the best?>A image box pop in front of John´s eyes

JOHN is paralyzed! It can't move!

Seeing no response of John, Z frowned and continued

<Well no words. Ok your the boss I'm not gonna complain about this lack of recognition!>

A image box once again pop in front of John´s eyes

JOHN is paralyzed! It can't move!

Again John stays unmoving and Z continued:

<Continuing… Starting opening Start Pack. Your gift pack contain 3X itens.>

3 orbs of light exit the mouth of Z and float in front of John. The first orb is a miniature of a sword, the second is a mini humanoid robot and the last a shadow silhouette flickers.

The first to move is the swords, the swords move fast and fuse with John.

John closes his eyes with fear. When he opens his eyes again John appears floating in the sky, locking around confused because the buildings are upside down, observing the building, one in particular caught his attention. This building is similar to one of the flash's he sees when we woke up. The building has a red roof and a ball is on top of the glass door. Suddenly a cute low laugh sounded in the back of his head. Alarmed John looked fast at his head to look behind but didn't find anything, a fast shadow started to prank and laugh to his heart's content. After being tricked for a long time the prankster beam the shadow fell tired stop tricking John and floats in front of him.

A sense of intimacy floods in John´s heart and a cute voice appears in his head.

<Hihihihi… You know my name? Whats my name?>

Not long after the voice fades one name starts to appear at the same time the intimacy grows. John opens his eyes reluctant and stuttered:

"M…Me…..Meu….Mew?!

The float shadow suddenly circles one loop in the air and shoots fast in the direction of John while exclaiming his name: MEW!

The moment Mew touches John, the lights shine and John appears sitting in the bed again.

When he opens his hand a mini sword lies in his palm, in the mini sword has a chain attached with a ball red and white in the end of the chain. Half doubting que muttered:

"Laugh Mew!"

The moment the words sound action sounds MV start to play in his mind and the sword bright and start to morph. After the light fades Mew appears in his full form, floating in an extremely lazy way he starts to move in the direction of John chest preparing to take a nap in his lap.

Looking to this scene Z eyebrow twitch fiercely and said

<A lazy pir fit in heavens, ok NEXT!>

The humanoid robot not waiting any time rapidly fuses with John and information pours in his brain.

I can give life to metals. Well I have a cute pet who can fly and use telepathy, with these robots I can really be the number one professional vagabond of the world right?! Right!? Not wanting to wait to test this new ability of his he looked around and found his cellphone by his side. Extending his finger he touches the cellphone. An electric light passes to the cellphone, the next instant mechanic sounds start to appear and gradually morph to a humanoid robot.

Energetic Mechanic Voice

<HELLO BOSS. ALLSCREAM AT YOUR SERVICE!>

The little robot uses a military salute and moves to a rest position waiting for orders not mankind any sound anymore.

Right next to the salute the shadow enters the shadow of John and disappears.

John dumbfounded look to Z seeking for a explanation but a loud shout sounded;