Chapter 163: Academy Enrollment

"Hey..."

"Hey..."

"HEY!!!"

"WAKE THE FU*K UP!!!"

Ughh...

SO LOUD!!!

WHOSE SCREAMING AT THIS TIME?!

I'll have you know, they used to behead people for doing this.

They'd hang them on the streets like decorations.

Thus, no one else shouted at night.

Not even while having s*x.

So why is someone shouting right now?

"GET UP!!!"

"NOW!!!"

"Screw it..."

"I'll have to do that..."

The sound disappears for a while.

Ahhhh...

Finally...

Some peace and quiet...

SPLASH!!!

...

EXCUSE ME!?

I'M GONNA KILL THIS PERSON!!!

HE/SHE REALLY SPRAYED COLD WATER ON MY BODY!?

Wait...

Hold on?

It's not cold?

Huh...

Odd...

"Hey you..."

"You're finally awake." (Just started Skyrim.)

"Trying to enter the academy eh?"

"GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE!!!"

Academy?

No one cares about that place.

Probably couldn't even teach me anything.

...

Oh wait...

They probably could...

But anyway...

Wouldn't it be better to just find some books about magic and read them?

I can understand the language, so I should be able to read as well. (Have not picked a name for the language.)

Preparing to leave, a rough hand holds me firmly in place.

Creeakkkk...

My head makes an unnatural sound as I turn to face the person who gripped my shoulder.

<Get your hand off me...>

I threaten the male?

Oh...

It's a female...

Hmm...

She kinda resembles someone...

"I wasted this much time on you and you don't even want to enter the academy?"

"What would happen to my dreams of being a que-."

She coughs lightly.

Uhhh...

Ok?

"GO STAND IN LINE!!!"

Suddenly shouting again, she shoves me towards the back of the line.

Only to realize.

She couldn't push me at all...

The crowd which had slowly gathered around us watched us curiously.

Is this some kind of love quarrel?

Ever since I came back from the demon world, I've just realized how little I've actually communicated to people since then.

How do I encourage them to shove off?

I wonder...

"P-please?"

My attention switched back to the girl who was still futilely trying to push my body to the back of the line.

More people begin to stare at us.

"Scum..."

Someone spoke up.

Who?

Me?

SCUM?!

I DIDN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING!!!

Now I really wanted to scream this out, but I didn't want to ruin my apparently abysmal reputation even further.

Knowing this from experience, making people hate you really messes you up in the future.

EXPERIENCE...

"What a pitiful girl..."

What pitiful girl?

All I see is someone who splashed lukewarm water on my face.

NOT EVEN COLD WATER!!!

That's just an insult now... (I don't really know, but I think lukewarm water has more germs than cold water. Just guessing.)

"To be stuck with someone like that..."

OK WHAT?

<FIRST OF ALL, I'M NOT DATING HER."

<SECONDLY, DID NONE OF YOU JUST HEAR WHAT SHE JUST SAID?!>

<FU*K OFF ALREADY!!!>

That came out a bit harsher than I imagined...