chapter 35

back to hell, I go.

I walked through the doorway to hell and continued my slaughter.

Do you know that saying "like a tidal wave"? that's what happened to me. the demons came at me trampling each other and fighting each other.

I meanwhile was light on my feet and shooting them with my shotgun or stabbing with my sword.

the shotgun was a magical weapon that I had Crafted after forcing the goddess of magic to enchant it.

it automatically reloads but I have to pump the shotgun. infinite ammo? check. scythe? check.

carnage? engaging.

a smile appeared on my face as I ripped off their arms and shoved down its throat. I laughed and found enjoyment in killing the demon's brutality.

I ripped one open by its chest, and I ripped one head off and used the arm as a baseball bat and sent it flying towards a temple in the distance.

I rolled and used a demon's head as a springboard and in less than a microsecond a thousand slashes appeared and demolished the demons.

a giant demon came and I smiled as my thirst for battle went in.

I activated my hacks and turned on kill arua, aimbot, infinite stamina, and everything else.

(I was just kidding. she can't do that... unless...)

being surrounded by demons makes me feel nostalgic. like when my world first got overrun by the zombies and I was the only one left to fight...

my base had all the food and ammunition I would need but even though that was the case it could be overrun if all the zombies swarmed at the same time.

*bang* I shot a demon flying from a catapult and I was standing on mountains of dead bodies and I began having fun while killing.

dancing was fun. the killing was fun. add the two together and you had the most fun in your life.

I was laughing, dancing and overall having the best time of my life. I had to change positions because of the endless bodies piling at my feet.

some demons had purple blood, some had black, and some had blue. Do you know what I did to their blood? I splattered it by stomping on their heads.

my combat boots and my clothes were all covered in blood, and honestly, this carnage was making me happy.

of course, there was obviously an objective to be done here, so I kept running around hell until I met this giant temple of sorts.

it was triple the size of the one I met fire at, and it had a more sinister, so when I walked inside I was surprised to see an old man.

"... you finally found me...." the old man said sighing.

"grandpa?" I asked.

"... no"

"oh, I never found him either," I shrugged.

"...god," the man said.

I grabbed my death's scythe and let it rest upon his neck.

"who knew god would hide in hell" *I flicked my hand and his head flew*

[host has completed mission.

reward: godhood (second rate)]

(first-rate obviously being Nasha, second rate being Alice(my other fic) and now Diana)

suddenly immense knowledge and power flooded into her body but above her, a giant demon temple fell on her. it was the size of a universe and it knocked me unconscious.

I woke up... knowing everything. all those complex math problems in high school? I knew.

I felt the presence of a demon flying behind me and I pointed my finger at it causing it to back away.

my scythe swung once and killed it. I appeared back on earth and noticed only two months passed.

I grabbed a zombie's head and connected to all the zombies around the world and killed them instantly.

the mutant zombies all around the world were killed and I walked through the streets and saw fire running toward me.

"Diana" she cried as she hugged me.

"there, there," I said patting her back.

"you have the scent of death," she said as her eyes

"I just had a demonic temple crash into me fire... right now I just want to sleep," I said putting my face into her neck and sleeping.

fire brought me back to the house and set me on the bed and laid down on my shoulder.

"rest well love," fire said kissing my sleeping forehead.

"rest well indeed." deaths voice was heard.

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rest well my people.