There's this broke man, very broke, his ass can't even afford a pizza, his name is jace
well, one day, jace was held at gunpoint, he calls 911 ( somehow ) and the guy ( the 911 guy ) taught him to fight back ( that shit somehow worked ) so he was inspired to become a worker for 911, well, when he can
and then, the had become a man with an apartment, he decided to become a dude who answers 911 calls. ( forgot to mention his mother and father died )
day 1
the first call...
Jace: Hello, this is 911
Caller: Hello please help
Jace: what is it
Caller: please send an ambulance
Jace: ... why?
Caller: come on I don't wanna say it just please send an ambulance
Jace: Sir, we cannot dispatch an ambulance until you give a reason.
Caller: Okay, Okay, F-fine, it's because my dick stuck on the wall
Jace: *giggles*, *tells it to co-workers*
Caller: HEY! what the fuck just dispatch a FUCKING ambulance!
Jace: okay sir dispatching an ambulance.
Jace was NOT expecting that first call.
Day 2
The Second call...
I will be expanding this shit soon, so don't worry my homies