Chapter 39: The Tour to Hell pt 03

Fully accepting his fate, Tom became the target of the girls' icy stares.

He gulped when he saw that Arturia was trying to start the choke on his head.

- I have a logical explanation for this! -he screamed as he stopped her, after all even though he really loved Arturia Alter wasn't ready to face her ... YET

"He's a man," he said as he pointed to Julian, who just raised his hand in greeting while he ate a sandwich. "And she's just my fan."

Luvia pouted as she saw that she was not treated as something other than that.

He watched in confusion as they all looked at him with their mouths open.

- Y-You! - Rin pointed at him with her shaking finger and an expression of total shock as if she had been told that December 25 is not Santa's birthday - You no longer limit yourself to chasing only women ?! -

Everyone's mouths fell even more as they gave him incredulous glances.

.....

The whole place fell silent as the cafeteria girls' eyes shone

On the other hand the boys ...

- WE ARE LOST! Yelled random boy A, as he ran around the others

- IT'S THE END! - Said boy ranbom B

- Should we accept fate ... and surrender? -Said the calmest of the group, he quickly became the target of dead stares and full of disdain from the other boys

.....

Angelica stood up as she unleashed the aura of an angry and indignant queen at full power.

-The teacher can do whatever he wants, and if he seeks to please other men or even do NTR and get all the married women he wants, he has my full support! - While keeping his face serious he gave Tom a thumbs up - ... As long as he doesn't dare to forget about me or pay more attention to them than me ... - He muttered under his breath while his eyes shone in a creepy way sending chills all the people in the cafeteria

- 'How perverted do you think I am ?!' -She complained while she saw the great debate that had started just by the shout of her favorite evil tsundere

[Umm let me see if I understand. Are you a sadist with slight masochistic tendencies, a lover of lolis and mature women as well as blonde-haired girls and tsunderers? Is that enough for you or do you want me to continue? Oh and since you also seem to have taken a really big interest in Lev-nee and Emi-chan, should I add a swordfilic?] Simple and Cutting the voice of his system drove him to despair

... Each word from Sakura was another sword that pierced her chest

- 'It-it was just a rhetorical question!' -I really felt that even his own system was against him- 'Do you enjoy my suffering so much ?!' -

[Oh dear Tom, you make me so happy! Should I add that I will pursue everything that minimally looks like a beautiful woman?]

- '... Are you so narcissistic?' -

He turned to see Julian who made the face of someone who seemed to have eaten an insect.

Okay this already feels offensive ...

He thought as he crossed his arms, since that's the way things were, well he could let him taste the food Bazett prepared.

Oh he already felt that he could hear the cries of the poor woman to his soul when he remembered the "food" made by his older sister.

Even Zelretch didn't have enough eggs to stay in the same room as that thing.

.........

After school, almost totally exhausted

Tom fell on the sofa in his house while he had a bag of French bread on it.

It had really been very troublesome to make everyone understand that he and Julian were just best friends and they would never, ever, ever be anything more than that.

- Onii-chan! He smiled when he heard the door open and Illya taking off her shoes to enter

It was good to see her arrive

-'I sure her tenderness will heal the pain in my heart'-He thought

Quickly Illya jumped on him giving him a big hug

- Don't be embarrassed to hug me! - She said with a smile - Eh? Onii-chan, if you have your hands on my waist ... what is that hard that I'm feeling on my stomach? She asked as her swallowed hard and her face started to turn red.

It was obvious that she was excited

- Oh that, it's the French bread I just bought -

Unable to bear her shame any longer, Illya fell to the ground as she looked at Tom with a pout on her face.

- The disappointment, the traction Onii-chan! -

Tom smiled wryly as he stroked his head

.........

The next morning, Tom walked towards the Emiya-Einzbern residence with heavy steps and a determined expression.

-'It's time to fulfill my destiny'-he thought as he opened the door -'... I don't regret leaving a mini explosive on my hard drive'-

Once inside he saw something that he had never expected to see ...

- Shirou and Sella?! ... Although I am not against it - He accidentally shouted what he was thinking making the couple turn to see him with surprised expressions, he gave his thumbs up to the two who were starting to turn red as tomatoes - I'm giving you my approval Sella, I just hope you give me many nephews -

- Yay ~ Tom-chan does understand !, Rou-chan must fill your mother with grandchildren, do you understand? -Said Irisviel, who had come from who she knows where

- IRISVIEL-SAMA! -Shouted the maid gave a tackle to Emiya and fled at full speed covering her reddened face

Oh God, now if he wanted to die of shame

Shirou thought as she saw her mother and her arch nemesis and sister thief having a high five.

She had a strange feeling that the weirdness in her life would only keep increasing.

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OMAKE Chaldea 09: Guide to conquer the heart of the Alters

Sitting at a table in Chaldea's cafeteria

Tom and Salter ate happily unaware that they were looked at by a pair of golden eyes with nefarious intentions.

-'Fufufu let's see what happens to that icy bitch when I take her idiot '- Jalter thought as he remembered seeing how she bragged about his new queen

........

- Tom, there is something I must tell you ... -

- Hohoho - Arturia's words were quickly silenced by Jalter's elegantly exaggerated laugh

Who came strutting to the cafeteria while he was wearing a beautiful purple dress (Like the one he wears in Fate Grand Carnival)

... Somewhere in Chaldea Astrea he felt that someone had to pay him royalties

- Oh hi Jeanne! -Tom greeted her with a smile without noticing in both how Arturia tightened her grip on Excalibur Morgan

-Ah y-yeah hi-'Damn nerves' - Jalter cursed as he took a seat next to the bicolor

Under Tom's curious gaze and Salter's deadly gaze, she toyed with his fingers a bit and glanced at him, trying to squash the feelings of shame in his chest.

"C-Could you prepare something for me too?" -

-Ahh so that's what you wanted, no problem- he said with a smile as he went to the kitchen to make him something to eat

Jalter quickly covered his face to avoid feeling bad about Tom's stupidly bright smile.

* Crack

A breaking sound was heard around the place as Salter stood up with a terrifying face.

- It could be known what you intend to approach my queen in such a shameless way! -She yelled as she seemed that at any moment she would draw her sword

- Hmph, what does that matter to you? Or ... Is it that you are afraid that I will end up preferring me, isn't that the case ~? Jalter sneered as he showed off his more developed body to Salter who began to grit his teeth

He really wanted to destroy the burning bitch in front of her

- I didn't know you would like it, so I made you some spagetti with meatloaf. Is that okay? -

But unfortunately for her, Tom had returned

He did not want a negative image of her to remain in her mind, as a good king, he was supposed to make a good impression on his queen.

"Oh and I almost forgot, I also brought more hamburgers for you, Arturia" He said as he brought a tray with at least fifty hamburgers

Salter quickly gave her a hug before heading back to the table to happily devour her food but not before giving Jalter a death glare.

"Hmph, I don't see what is special about this food," she said as she proceeded to roll up the spagetti, when she brought it to her mouth, she opened her eyes in shock.

Before starting to eat at the same speed as Salter

Watching the two Alters who normally fight eating so cheerfully in each other's precense

He put a smile on Tom's face as he began to eat his food.

... Obviously he didn't notice the war that just started between Salter and Jalter

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Lately I've been feeling like things are going a little too slow in the story

Should I speed things up a bit?

From now on I say that it will be only the 1st season of Kaleid and that the 2nd along with the great war will be done in another arc later

This is left here just in case but

He thanked @Black012540

If it hadn't been so many months ago (three or four I think) that he wrote me a simple message on the board saying that Gacha had her potential, I would have left it after chapter 5 and I would not have written anymore (literal as I was just starting my Confidence to write was on the floor like Gilgamesh at the end of each route XD)

A @Type-existence for always leaving good and funny comments

It always makes me happy to read them hahaha

To @jGCurious who was one of the first readers when I started writing

I will leave this thank you in case the doubts did not get to write a chapter during the new year

I also thank everyone who has taken the time to read my stories and leave their comments.

Why am I going to lie to you?

If reading the comments they leave (whether they are good or bad) always makes my day

PS: I already have almost all the drafts of the DxD arc written

and with this are all the chapters that I wrote at the moment