Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze (Part-1)

Minato walked with a spring in his step into his office as he sat in his chair and it spun around as he stretched his arms up and put them on his head with a huge smile and his eyes closed.

"Someone got a blissful night I see", Yasaki laughed and Minato nearly fell off of his hair as his cheeks went red and he spluttered.

"Wait, That expression, don't tell me, You guys did it in the morning as well?"

"Th-That's none of your business!" Minato spluttered as he unconsciously straightened out his uniform and coat

Yasaki chuckled, "Cheer Up Minato san, If it makes you feel any better, Kushina sensei was quite happy too. I guess morning thing did the trick?"

A quick smile appeared on Minato's face as he blushed.

"You must have a lot of stamina to keep up with sensei"

"Shut up"

Yasaki laughed, "What can I do for you Hokage-sama?"

Minato's smiled, "Kushina's pregnant, As her Disciple I want you to watch over her"

Yasaki nodded, "Is there something else?"

"I'll be off a lot more and Sandaime has offered to help so I can spend more time with Kushina. I know that you don't like Sandaime. But please be civil with him like you are with me"

Yasaki shrugged, "It's not that I don't like him, It's just I don't acknowledge him as Hokage"

"Yasaki"

"Don't worry, We did fine before, we will do fine now"

Minato nodded, "As your reward of guarding my wife. I will make sure that Elder Danzo or anyone else will not go against your family"

Yasaki shook his head, "Protecting my sensei as her Apprentice. And being her partner in crimes, it's my duty and pleasure. Besides, do you actually think they can do anything to Legendary White Fang and Kakashi of Sharingan now"

Minato chuckled, "No, they can't"

Yasaki smiled, "You will have a wonderful Child Minato san. Maybe he will become the biggest prankster in Konoha"

Minato sighed, "I hope our Child won't pick the Pranking habits of Kushina"

Yasaki chuckled

"I will be making Kakashi my Guard"

!!!!

"No Guard Platoon?"

"No"

Yasaki nodded, "Why such tight guarding"

"Here, This is why you are summoned here so secretively", Minato said as he threw a bunch of papers to Yasaki who read it.

"I had Intelligence Head Jiraiya sensei to Investigate the Uzumaki Massacre"

"And?"

"Even though he is not very sure about it. But he has found shreds of evidence that show that the events at that time had been manipulated from the dark by someone"

!!!!

"You think that Old man"

Minato nodded, "Since our last battle, I have been Investigating him all this time. He didn't actually show his face, But according to what we gathered from various sources, That Orange masked left his prints everywhere"

"..."

"He started the Uzumaki massacre as his starting act. Soon he started the third world war. Someon--thing impersonate him in Kiri planning to destroy Konoha using Rin"

"And according to you, He suddenly appeared when Rin was supposed to be dead and for some reason, he saved Kakashi not knowing you were there"

"Yes, at that time, Even though I was shocked because of Rin's supposed Death, I am very much assured that the Orange masked man was too desperate to save Kakashi from Kirigakure Shinobis, and he was grieving... Over her death, I believe. I don't understand why though"

Minato nodded, "Soon after a mysterious organization called Akatsuki came out taking the world by storm, and Recently; I am hearing about Kiri sudden Lockdown for some Mysterious Reasons"

"..."

"His actions don't make any sense do they?", Asked Minato

"No, they don't"

"Here is my theory. He is collecting the weapons to control the world, the weapons that are called Tail beasts. He destroyed Uzumakis because their Adamantine Sealing Chains could tame the beasts. After that, he started the third war making them exhaust and diverting everyone's attention while he completes his plan"

Yasaki thought about it for a moment, "Interesting theory, But the tail beasts are still with Elemental Nations"

"That's right, So the plan during the third war and away from everyone's eyes is to gather the people that will accomplish his mission for him"

"Akatsuki"

"That's right. But in my opinion, there was someone else as well. Remember the Orange masked man that desperately saved Kakashi and grieved for Rin?"

"You think it was someone else?"

"I am sure of it. That old man almost killed all of us so easily without so much as Hesitation, why would he grieve over Rin and Protect Kakashi so desperately. Even if he did, He would be calm and totally overpowering Kiri Shinobis. Like he was with us."

This is starting to make sense.

"..."

"Kiri suddenly went into sudden lockdown for some mysterious reason soon after, although we can't get any information from in there, I am sure Kirigakure is in deep trouble. Why? They don't even have their tail beast anymore. It's like someone is taking Rin's revenge"

Yasaki chuckled, "Sensei, I can't think of anyone else than the few of us who would cry over her death and still protect Kakashi. Not to mention take Revenge over an Entire Village"

'Obito would' Thought Yasaki before shaking his head, Obito is dead stop thinking these useless things.

"..."

"You are right. Even I can't think of anyone else than a few of us... But even if it was a flaw in my theory. Rest everything fits perfectly"

"So you are worried that---"

"Kushina is Pregnant, She is very strong in normal times but during her Pregnancy, She will be vulnerable. Not to mention the seal will be very loose during the birth time"

"..."

"It's the best time to take the Kyuubi... we will use this to confirm the theory as well"

"If he attacks we will be sure of the theory and prepare a counter plan. But If he does not, then it's even better because she will be safe"

"That's right, we can't hide Kushina's Pregnancy place from someone who is actively searching for it. I hope that my theory is wrong, But if it's not, we need to be prepared, I am taking Kakashi as a backup plan to be with me, But you would have to fight alone if he ever decides to come after her. Yasaki I am putting the life of my wife and Kid in your hands"

"Yes sir, I will not let you down."

"Good, I will get Sakumo san to involve in this too. That way if the masked man actually comes he will have to face all 4 of us"

Yasaki nodded, "I don't think he can beat me now. I am way stronger than last time we fought"

Minato just chuckled as he roughed up Yasaki's hair and he took it before fixing it after his abuse.

"So am I, Kakashi and Your Tou san, But we can never be too prepared, now drag Kakashi in here so I can give him this mission." Minato waved as he sat down behind his desk again and Yasaki shook his head before pulling his coat out of a storage scroll and pulling it on as he jumped out of the window, locating Kakashi.

...

Yasaki watched the sunset while sitting in his back garden. Leaning on the tree.

"Hey Kid", came the voice behind him

Yasaki turned back with a smile, "Hey tou san"

"What so sad", Sakumo asked

He smiled, "I am not"

Sakumo rolled his eyes, "It's not a crime to love and miss your own wife. You know"

"I- I am not"

Sakumo chuckled, "Yeah right. Pity, Kiri went into Sudden Lockdown for some reason and we couldn't bring her home when you turned 18, isn't it?"

"W-why are you asking me these things. I- I don't care"

Sakumo just ruffled Yasaki's hair, "After Kushina's Pregnancy, Let's go to Kiri and Bring my Daughter-in-law home, shall we?"

"Really?"

"I thought you weren't interested in her"

"I am not"

"HaHa... Like I will believe you. And besides, I am getting old already, When are you give me my Grandkids"

"..."

"I don't care if it's Grandson or Granddaughter. But you at least need to produce 3 or 4--

"Tou san"

Sakumo chuckled, "Let's watch the sunset together. You used to do with Kaa san daily, would you like to do this with this old man"

Yasaki smiled, "I would love to do so"

"About my Grandkids"

"..."

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"Minato! Minato!" Kushina's seven-month pregnant body bounded over to the couch, where Minato was reading Jiraiya's first novel...

"Yes?"

"Mikoto had her water broke a few days ago! It's a boy, can you believe it? I am sure we will have a girl and then, They will become friends and be on the same team. After many adventures together, They will have their first kiss and second kiss. Then they marry Happily ever after Kyaaaaaaaaa"

Minato's eyes just keep on reading the book.

Yasaki smiled and put the food on the table, "Sensei, Mealtime, after that you need to take the medicine on time"

"Yasaki Yasaki. What will you do once she is born"

Yasaki chuckled, "I will teach her everything you taught me... Playing Pranks that is"

Her eyes shined, as she laughed, "That's my Disciple right there"

Minato sighed at the couch, These Master Disciple combo will the death of him.

"I will teach her how to be a strong kunoichi..." Kushina trailed off wistfully.

Minato smiled, "How do you know for certain that it's a girl?"

"Of Course I know, I am a mother. Mothers know everything. It's a girl", Her hand trailed over her grown-up tummy, "That way, I will arrange a marriage between Mikoto's youngest and our Baby Girl"

Minato laughed, "That's why you wanted it to be a girl right?"

"No?"

"...yeah right," Minato chuckled. "So... what'd they name the newest Uchiha?"

"Sasuke"

"It's a good name"

"Yeah, he's really cute, and the weirdest thing happened!"

"What?" Minato perked up curiously.

"When I went over to say hello to him, I felt this kick in my tummy! She was moving! They are meant to be together"

"Aaah, I wanna play matchmaker now!"

...

"WHAT IF HE'S GAY?!" Minato shook the shoulders of Rin.

She and Kakashi were getting to be their sensei's vents for when he got a little out of control with the whole pregnancy and gender problem. "What if Kushina treating the fetus like a girl makes him end up THINKING like a girl and he ends up gay?!"

"And that would matter why?" asked Rin. "And your logic makes no sense at all. Not to mention we don't know if it's actually a boy"

"And you have time to come up with these uncontrollable scenarios?" asked Kakashi. "What kind of Hokage are you?"

"It wasn't my idea! And of course, it wouldn't matter! But...but...Kushina said something weird!"

Two sighs were heard from the young shinobi. "What did she say?" they asked.

"She was all, maybe they'll get married!"

"..."

"And I was in the mindset of having a boy at the moment, and, and... I just got this image of him and the Uchiha kid... you know..." he trailed off, pushing his two fingers together in a Hinata-Esque manner

"You are sick, sensei," responded Kakashi.

"And I think you should talk to her, now. This has gone far enough! You're driving yourself into a corner, here!" protested Rin.

"DO I HEAR TALKS OF MOUSEHOLES!?"

The restaurant that Minato, Rin, and Kakashi were in hushed in silence when every single light went out.

The room was metaphorically bathed in darkness. Kakashi slapped his forehead, as he had painfully recognized the voice, and groped around to find his sensei and Rin and get the hell out.

!!!!

His hand touched something as he pressed it... It was soft and bouncy... and large---

Kakashi petrified. He is groping Rin's Breasts.

"Kakashi! will you stop groping me..!!", Rin said with an embarrassing smile

"Sorry, but we need to get out. Now. I know where this is going"

Suddenly, the previously darkened room was bathed in seizure-inducing strobe lights. A green beast emerged from the shadows...

"KAKASHI! MY ONE TRUE RIVAL!"

Kakashi scrambled and almost cried when he heard the voice

"OH! I BEG YOUR PARDON, SIR YONDAIME HOKAGE, AND HIS WONDERFULLY HIP AND YOUTHFUL STUDENT RIN..!! I DID NOT KNOW THAT YOU TWO WERE ENGAGING IN AN ACT OF SHARING YOUR YOUTHFUL LOVE AND ADORATION FOR EACH OTHER! PLEASE! CARRY ON! I WILL GO ON SILENTLY INTO THE SUNSET, AND NOT TELL ANYONE OF THIS PAINFULLY ROMANTIC AND STRIKING SECRET LOVE AFFAIR! OH, WITNESSING YOU YOUTHFULLY FULFILLING YOUR NEEDS WITH EACH OTHER JUST BRINGS A TEAR TO MY EYE!" And, much to Kakashi and Minato's annoyance, Gai whipped around and faced the speechless crowd. "EVERYONE! AS MUCH AS YOU WOULD LIKE TO, DO NOT STARE AT THE TWO MEN AS THEY EXCHANGE THE SEED AND GIFT OF THEIR DESIRES-"

"All right, that's enough!" Rin, from behind, punched Gai's lights out and dragged him out of the restaurant.

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Yasaki fell from his perch as he woke up with a start and had Minato and Kakashi staring at him.

"Were you sleeping on duty?" Minato asked with a raised eyebrow

"Haha um… No?"

"Kakashi give us a moment please"

"You are going to get it now", Kakashi said

Yasaki sighed as he watched Kakashi go away

"Did you sense anything?"

Yasaki smiled, "You sensed it"

"Yes, I am a sensor remember, Now, Did you sense anything?"

"Not yet"

"..."

"Do you think we were wrong?"

"No. You will have to be careful its only one month left before her Labour. we can not be too careful"

Yasaki nodded, "I have a suggestion, let's divide Kyuubi's chakra"

"What?"

"We don't know what they are planning or if they will even attack her, But If somehow they manage to bring Kyuubi out, We will be in trouble and there will be no way to save Kushina san. Let's just separate Kyuubi's chakra even if it's just by a little bit and if they manage to take out Kyuubi for some reason or another, she still won't lose her Vitality because Kyuubi's chakra will still be inside her"

Minato nodded.

"Good, I will do as you asked, You go back to your post then." Minato sighed

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The night air had a chill to it as Yasaki brushed his fingers against his friend's name on the memorial stone.

"Sorry I'm cutting my visit short Obito, but something feels wrong, I'm sure you will understand,"

Yasaki disappeared from his position. And suddenly appear on the Hidden Location where Kushina sensei will give birth.

Yasaki's eyes narrowed, "I don't know who you are, where you are, or even what you are. But do you think I'm playing some games? Do you think being Invisible to my senses will keep you safe? Heed my words maggot. I have are a very particular set of skills. skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. You cannot hurt me. You cannot run or hide from me. And I will hunt you down if you dare come here with the intention to harm them"

"..."

Masked Obito who was listening from some distance disappeared in a spiral.

White Zetsu grinned as it phased through the ground.

Yasaki stood there, There is no point in changing locations, They found it now, they will find it later, And his gut is telling him they were here. Even though he couldn't see or sense them.

...

Today is October 10th

The day Kushina gives birth. And the day Hell befall on Konoha.

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[Sarada: "Dad who was your first Kiss? was it mom?"]

[Sasuke: "It was Naruto"]

[Sarada: "What? Then was mom your Second Kiss?"]

[Sasuke: "Nope, It was still Naruto"]

["..."]

[Sarada: "Then your Third Kiss"]

["Still Naruto"]

["..."]

[Sarada: "Then Mom, was your first kiss Dad?]

[Sakura: "Nope, It was Naruto"]

["..."]