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Survive in the Wilderness: Stop Being So Clingy, Superstar!

【showbiz】【Faceslapping】 Da Yan’s first female emperor has transmigrated! When she opened her eyes, she had become an 18th-tier actress who bore the same name as her and was participating in a variety show about surviving in the wilderness. Netizens: Do variety shows not have any standards? They let just anyone participate nowadays, huh?Su Yangyang: I’m indeed incompetent.However, when the camera turned to her…She opened up wastelands and made farming fields. She set up traps, made musical instruments, caught fish and tore through wild boars with her bare hands, climbed trees to pick fruits, weaved fishing nets, learned traditional medicine…The result of that was a massive increase in viewership! Netizen 1: What the heck did she mean, “incompetent”?!Netizen 2: Miss Yang is amazing!!! As the program went on, there was a sick actor by her side who was always weak for no reason, and often fell into her arms. Su Yangyang: Men are so troublesome. Until one day, the top star covered the camera and changed completely. Instead of his usual sickly and weak demeanor, he pressed her up against the wall and kissed her. The next day, Su Yangyang became one of the top searches on the Internet due to the marks she sported. Su Yangyang: It was just a mosquito bite. A misunderstanding. Actor King Bo tweeted: @Suyangyang I heard my name changed and is now Mosquito? That night, the entire Internet was paralyzed with shock.

Bald Captain · 一般的
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478 Chs

Grand Celebration

編集者: EndlessFantasy Translation

Gu Sheng frantically retreated.

Grandpa Bo pounced on empty air and felt a little regretful. "Captain, why did you avoid me? Don't do this next time. I'm an old man, I could get injured easily."

Gu Sheng was speechless. He was going to die. He wanted to withdraw from the competition.

[Don't give up! You're my only source of entertainment!]

[I feel like this is a horror story rerun.]

[Bo Tieniu is still young at heart!]

[The old man once said in an interview that 50 years old is a threshold to life. I'm guessing that threshold should be referring to the bottom line of morality, right?]

Grandpa Bo glanced at Gu Sheng again.

"Don't worry, I think we will get along well just fine. After all, with our age and experience, we could talk about many things! My eldest grandson is still young and doesn't understand the ways of the world. We, however, would have many common topics to discuss!"

Old age?

Experience?

Discussion?