Strongest Man Drinks A Man's Drink

"Mira-san! We are back!"

"Welcome back Richter. I am glad your quest went well."

Macao protested, "No Mira! It didn't! This guy blew of the mountain peak. We nearly died."

"Come on Macao-san! It was fun though. You can't say, it wasn't."

"ONLY FOR YOU!" Sighing, Macao let it go. "Buy some clothes, kid."

"After I found a place to stay."

"A place to stay eh! You can stay in my place for the time being. Romeo would be happy to have some company."

Richter made an exaggerated expression of being blinded by a bright light, "Macao-san, why are you suddenly so bright and handsome?"

Tears fell from Richter eyes as he said, "YES!!! Thank you! Thank you very much, Macao-san. I can finally bath and poop in peace. Let us immediately leave to your place, Macao-san. Yeay! yay! YAY!"

Richter kept pumping his hand in the air in happiness. Macao understood despite how he looked like, he is just an innocent kid, "We will be leaving, Mira."

"Nee-chan , I am taking this que-eeek!!!"

"Is something wrong Elfman?"

"No-no-nothing, I wanted to say I am taking this quest."

'Nee-chan looks irritated. Did something happen?'

............

1 week later,

"Mira-san, Orange Juice please."

Richter had a very dejected voice. Mira filled his cup with the juice and asked, "You know, you should stop drinking this thing."

"Mira-san, do you know any curse masters? I think I am really cursed."

"Hmm? What happened?"

.............

*Flashback starts*

It was a very gentle morning. Gentle sun peeking through those gentle green hills, gentle wind blowing, a gentle climate and he had a gentle bath too. Then Richter came out of the bath to the living room and saw Macao with a lady.

Macao: Yo Richter, good morning. Meet Enno, she is my ex-wife.

'What a gentle man!'

Enno: Hello Richter-kun.

'What a gentle lady!'

Macao then kneeled on the ground like a knight and gently held her gentle hand and gently said, "Or should I call you my wife, fair lady."

Enno: Ohohohoho, my dear honey~!

Macao: Ahahahaha!!!

*Flashback ends

.............

Richter: Waaaaaaaaa!!!!

"You could have still stayed there you know."

" *Sniff Sniff* Come on Mira-san. I don't want to get between their re-marriage. That's just ungentlemanly."

"What are you planning to do now?"

"I don't know since every inn I go is suddenly full and every rent room is unavailable. Wait...Is this the curse from those animals whose home I destroyed while training? Karma? OH SHIIIIT!!!!"

Richter started muttering some useless thing and got lost in his own stress. At that time, a voluptous blondie girl came near them and greeted Mira, "Good afternoon Mira-san."

"Good afternoon Lucy. Did your work go well?"

"Yes, I found a good room to rent. It was a pretty much successful day. Now I only have to buy things here and there. I got so busy and now I am hungry. Please give me the usual set."

"Okay, coming right up."

'RENT!!!?' When he heard that word, Richter suddenly woke up from his drunkenness and started staring at her. Richter then got into his internal struggle.

'Did she! Did she just say she found a room to rent? How much money did she offer? How many of the home owners did she ask? What kind of magic did she use? Come on, Richter ask her if she knows there's any other room that is also available for rent. Maybe, share a room too like room partners. I can do every household works afterall. Drink the juice and ask her. You can do it, Richter!!!'

While Richter was going through his internal crisis. Lucy was feeling weird by some muscular guy staring at her. He kept staring at her with a red blush for a fairly long time. Is he some kind of pervert? She was feeling uncomfortable, so she decided to go away to another spot.

Flipping her hair, she thought, 'Well, it's not his fault. I am very sexy after all.'

She got to another spot but the man also followed her there. Now he was standing before her and breathing hard. She was getting weirded out. Then he did a perfect 90 degree bow and said, "Miss, LET'S SHARE A ROOM TOGETHER."

Lucy didn't think that he would be so direct. But before she could deny, Richter spoke first,

"I can do cleaning, I can do cooking-"

Lucy heart swayed a bit.

"-I can do all your household works."

Should she agree?

"I will even pay all your rent as long as you will be my room partner."

Yup, She MUST agree his confession.

"I can even do your laun-"

*THUUUD!!!!!

A fist came crashing down on Richter's head as he laid unconscious on the floor. Lucy got a sudden scare there.

"Sorry for that Lucy. He must have weirded you out. He isn't a bad guy though."

"I understand Mira-san. It's not really his fault. This is all because of my overly sex appeal's fault."

"Ahahaha!" Mira just gave a cute small laugh. Then proceeded to drag Richter by his hair with a smile on her face. Lucy vowed not to anger Mira ever. She was scary.

.............

Richter woke up with a very bad headache. He was still sitting on the chair infront of the counter.

"Sigh, Did I faint from nervousness even before asking her? How unmanly!"

Then a mug filled with some smelly liquid was put infront of him. He looked towards the guy who put it and asked, "What's this?"

Surprised with his lack of knowledge of this drink, the guy answered, "That's beer. A man's drink."

"Beer? Ah right, I remember now."

"My name is Elfman, Elfman Strauss."

"Richter Quake."

"Heard you were having some problem."

"Yea! Looking for a place to stay."

"Want to come to my house?"

Richter was surprised, "Elfman You!!!"

Elfman gave a manly grin and gave a manly quote, "Isn't it a responsibilty of a Man to help another Man in need? Cheers for the Men!"

"Cheers for the Men!"

Then both chugged their drink in one shot.