Omake 11: Animal abuse/ Meeting with a counterpart

Cu Chulainn was walking on the Chaldea collider with his head down.

"What have I done anything wrong…?"

The reason for his sadness was none other than the newest and strongest knight servant Einar Sirius, a fellow lancer.

At first, he was used to be in every single party as the last hope for his master. His evade and guts skills were unrivaled to any other servant.

But now…

He was just getting used to licking dirt.

First, he had the access to all the resources in Chaldea but now his quarter is merged with his other counterparts stuffing four men in a single room.

Everything is a mess for him.

Now Einar is the greatest superstar of Chaldea as his buffs were on par with Castoria, Waver, Merlin and Skadi.

Speaking of Skadi, it seems like Einar's harem has increased even further.

Anyway, now that Einar is on the roster, most of the lancers with a single target (mostly without any attack buffs) were suffering a severe crisis.

He was walking when he came across the very person he was trying to avoid at all cost.

"Oh look, isn't that Shishou's dog?"

And it was the first thing Einar said in their meeting.

"Hey… dude. How is it going…?" Cu tried to stay calm since Einar is a five-star high-tier servant and he can't afford to lose the little bit of living quarter left for him or he would be using a dog house in the future.

"Haha, I didn't know that famous Celtic hero turns out to be a pathetic 3 stars servant. Sucks to be you." Einar mocked Cu and laughed.

Cu gritted his teeth and knew teen-looking Einar was picking on him, "Okay what if I am 3 starts servant? I was way much of help before your arrival! So don't act like you own this place!"

"Aww, the doggie is crying~. You wanna a biscuit, boy? Wanna biscuits?" Einar laughed and showed Cu some dog biscuits.

"Grr, do you think I am a dog-"

"Have a biscuit!"

And Einar threw a dog biscuit on Cu's face.

"Grrr!" Cu had enough of this. He then materialized Gáe Bolg and challenged Einar… at least he tried to. "Let's see how you dodge this?!"

Saying that he unleashed his noble phantasm and shot his spear towards Einar but-

"Pff hahaha!" Einar began to laugh and caught the bullet-like spear with his bare hands.

"You know I also have one," Einar smirked and then took out similar-looking Gáe Bolg. "Although it is a good weapon I only use it as a toothpick," Einar said while scratching his teeth.

"No way…" Cu was speechless.

"Remember I also learned under Scáthach? You should know how I found her with my Rank Ex luck."

"Really?!"

"Yeah, but don't familiarize yourself with me. I am way stronger than you and she also loves me." Einar said as he threw away Cu's spear and threw some more dog biscuits on Cu's face. "Wakawaka bitch."

"Get lost!" Cu gritted his teeth but screwed in last moment, "Midget."

Einar turned around and looked at Cu, "What did you call me?"

"Midget, since you are so short that I have to see steps as to not crush you in an accident." Cu smirked since he finally picked Einar's weakness and done also a mistake.

"Sigh* You know what?" Einar smiled before his eyes turned icy cold.

A few moments later.

"Senpai, look! There is a new addition to the wall." Mash was walking with Gudako as she pointed at the wall where two heads were sticking out. One was Merlin and the other was Cu Chulainn.

"Yeah, well ignore them. I heard that Einar has invented a new Italian cuisine, we should try out."

"Of course he did. After all, he is *my* Einar-senpai~" Mash chucked as she tightened the grip of Gudako's arm. Gudako chuckled wryly as they left.

"Mocked Einar's height?" Merlin asked his neighbor.

"Yeah… Hey, Merlin. What kind of monster he is?" Cu asked as his face was swollen and a spear nailed in his ass. He just treated Einar's fight with him as the worst nightmare.

"He could advent as a beast."

"Ugh…"

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Einar was having a party with his fellow members of knights of the round table along with some other servants.

"Einar!"

He was drinking alone when he heard the soft and cutest voice in humankind's existence.

"Ah Artoria, I was about to- Who is he?" Einar turned around as his eyes fell on his beloved wife and about to ask something when his sight fell on a handsome man she was accompanied with.

The person was a handsome man with charming looks with hair and eyes color similar to Artoria's.

"Einar… he is… my counterpart from a parallel timeline, Arthur Pendragon." Artoria introduced her other real male self to her husband.

"Sir Einar, I have heard so much about you. As you have guessed, I am Arthur Pendragon from a parallel universe. Nice to meet you." Arthur smiled with pink cheeks and offered a handshake.

"Hey, Sir Arthur…" Einar smiled wryly and also shook his hand.

He didn't know what to even talk about with Arthur.

'Oh Arthur, I am Einar Sirius and one who bangs you but not you at the same time!'

Einar would die because of embarrassment.

"Einar, he wants something to talk with you. I will excuse myself." Artoria said with a pleading tone and left the two men alone.

Einar smiled wryly and then offered him a seat on the table.

"So Sir Arthur, what do you want to talk with me?" Einar asked while wondering why the dude in front of him was blushing.

"Well, the thing is… Just like your hidden legend. My timeline is also similar to yours…" Arthur blushed and blinked his eyes several times glancing at Einar.

Dude, stop blushing!

Of course, Einar couldn't blurt that out since Arthur was a guest.

"I didn't quite understand…" Einar tried to avoid the topic as he was sensing a hidden danger.

"Well, the thing is… I also have a hidden lover, she is a fairy like you. Her name is Elaina Sirius, my love~," Arthur spoke and blushed.

"I-I see… I didn't know that I also have my counterpart (Alaya I will fucking destroy you!)… But I am not a girl, haha…" Einar said and laughed out the matter.

"It is true but when I saw you, you kind of reminded me of her. She was as kind and as beautiful as you, Sir Einar-"

"But I am not a *girl*, Sir Arthur~!" Einar didn't want to continue this fuck train.

"Haha, I can understand you a little. Elaina was also a possessive fairy like you and almost killed Guinevere and my sister if not for my intervention. Anyway, I just want to have few chats to match some events that match my timeline." Arthur said and offered Einar a drink.

"Oh, that! Of course, we should share our experience but no sexual stuff okay?" Einar smiled and accepted the drink.

"You bet."

And then both of them instantly became friends and spend the rest of their time chatting.

"Ugg… I shouldn't drink alcohol from now on. Not good for fairies…" Einar woke up from his hangover as he found himself in his room.

After the party was over, Einar didn't remember anything after he trusted his body to Artoria.

"Ugh, why my ass is hurting…" He scratched his ass but then detected someone under the blanket sleeping beside him. "Oh well, time to charge some Artoria energy." He said as he hugged Artoria.

But what is this?

When did Artoria become… so tall and so handsome?

Einar widened his eyes and started to shake from fear as he uncovered the person sleeping with him.

"Ah oh hey, Sir Einar, I must say, it was a wild night~" It was the voice of none other than his beloved wife's counterpart, Arthur Pendragon.

Einar's expression turned who just saw a demon.

"…..Aaaaa!"

(Shot on iPhone by J Titan)

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