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Sternritter Calendar (ATG fanfic)

([[I apologize in advance for any racial / LGBT / etc... slur, term or slang that I will use in this novel. They will be used because I am a great fan of dark humor.]]) [Warning: The "Foundation" volume will be really similar to the original, from then and beyond, everything wil start to change] "Kill me..." Everything started with that thought... A man that lost everything... Being unable to see... Being unable to smell... Being unable to taste... Being unable to speak... Being unable to hear... Being unable to move... Being unable to feel... He will find in a situation that could only be seen as a "Dream". He will get back everything he lost, and even more! Like a cockroach, he escaped certain death, and doing so, he will take revenge to the Heaven for stealing everything from him... ...By becoming Heaven itself... Watch him as he plays with Destiny with the "Almighty" How he knows everything with "Knowledge" How he comes back to life with "Miracles" How he will play with people's lives with "Zombie" And much more...

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How can you be so Dumb?

After Xiao Yulong said that, he walked to Xia Qingyue while gathering his profound energy on his hands, but before she could touch her, her eyes flashed with a blue light and extended one hand towards her.

Seeing this, Xiao Yulong's eyes revealed an happy expression, and as he was just about to grab her, he felt an irresistible force ruthlessly slam into his stomach, and sent his body straight out in the ground a dozen of meters away, when he crashed down, his two front teeth were knocked free.

Jean: 'It's starting!'

Xia Qingyue: It looks like Young Master Xiao isn't that great at exchanging pointers, please go back.

Xiao Yulong was surprised from what happened, before he immediately picked himself up and his face twitched. But he forcibly swallowed the blood in his mouth and smiled.

Xiao Yulong: Lady Xia's 10th Elementary Profound Realm strength is deserving of its reputation. Just then I was casually testing and had somewhat underestimated you. Then this time, Lady Xia must pay careful attention.

Now that he missed 2 teeth, his words were punctuated by the sound of whistling air, which made Jean's video even better. Xiao Yulong tried to wrap around Xia Qingyue's arm, but she swung her arm and a icy coldness swept across Xiao Yulong's face, sinding his entire body back.

He spun at least seven or eight times before he fell out from the courtyard with 3 more teeth gone, 2 of them were stabbing his face.

Xia Qingyue: The exchange of pointers is over, I won't see you out.

Xiao Yulong looked at Xia Qingyue with a tinge of terror before he staggered away without another word, and there he met Jean at the entrance.

Jean: Brother Yulong, why did you co- Crap! Brother Yulong, your face… what, what, what… What happened!?

Xiao Yulong just snorted in annoyance and rushed in the infirmary, meanwhile Jean stopped the video and had a grin that looked as if Xia Qingyue just spread her legs in front of him.

Jean: 'That'll teach him to not poison me again…'

Then he walked back in the courtyard, when Xia Qingyue seen him return with a smile, she spoke indifferently.

Xia Qingyue: Xiao Yulong came over.

Jean: Hohoho, that beating was hilarious!

Xia Qingyue raised an eyebrow and questioned.

Xia Qingyue: You watched everything?

Jean: Yeah, and I am still laughing at it! Hah! Look, for thanking you, I will help you with something important, ok?

Xia Qingyue: ...What are you talking about?

Jean just sat in front of her and said with a smile.

Jean: You wake up every day at the 3:00 of morning.

Xia Qingyue raised an eyebrow, and opened her mouth.

Xia Qingyue: And th-

Jean: For an half hour, your entire body would be ice cold and your four limbs sore.

Xia Qingyue's gaze wavered, and unwittingly asked.

Xia Qingyue: How do you know that?

Jean: Shhh, the surprises aren't finished yet. After training in the Floating Cloud Secret Arts, every time your profound strength makes a breakthrough, within the next two or three days, isn't it true that your entire body would be ice cold, your four limbs sore, and you'd be unable to eat or sleep peacefully?

Xia Qingyue: ...Wh-

Jean: Aaaaaand, your period is at least 1 week late.

Xia Qingyue's eyes widened and instinctively released her ice profound energy at Jean, but he just kept his smile as if nothing happened, and surprisingly, the ice profound energy changed direction and avoided him.

Xia Qingyue: ...W...Wha…

Jean: Don't mind it, now… I want to help you because you shown me such an entertaining scene. I will cure you from these symptoms.

Xia Qingyue: Don't joke around like that.

Jean: Joke my ass, I clearly said all of your problems and you still think I am joking? *Sigh* Who cares about that now, so… Do you want help or not?

Xia Qingyue: No need. The Frozen Cloud Arts is the Frozen Cloud Asgard's exclusive profound technique, subtle yet inexhaustible. Once you start practicing the Frozen Cloud Arts, your entire body will have a hard time adjusting to the cold and will more or less show some negative side effects.

In the Frozen Cloud Asgard, this is common sense that's known to all the disciples. Even master and master's ancestors experienced this. Once the Frozen Cloud Arts have been trained to a certain extent, these negative side effects will disappear completely on their own.

Jean: Heh, if I was in your place I would have immediately left…

Xia Qingyue: Shut up! I can tolerate your nonsense… But I won't allow you to insult my school!

Jean: Insulting? I am merely said facts. I told you before that I want to be stronger than anyone, surpassing everyone… But how can I do that if I let the natural selection do its job before I actually get stronger? I don't want 1/3 of my life being burned for nothing.

Jean's words were like a clap of thunder that caused Xia Qingyue's pupils to contract for an instant.

Xia Qingyue: Who did you hear that from?

Jean: I don't think I told you… But I am a "Really" good Doctor.

Xia Qingyue: I don't believe you!

Jean: And yet here we are, I told you every problem your body has as if I am teaching a kid how to order a menù at the McDonalds. Seriously, how can you be so dumb?

Xia Qingyue couldn't really reply back to that… Both because he was right and because she didn't had an idea about what half of his speech meant.

Jean: Come with me, I will solve that problem so you won't have any problem with cultivating those Arts.

Xia Qingyue hesitated a bit before she followed him inside the bedroom and Jean said before he took out something from used his bed.

Jean: Sit on the bed and show me your back, I will remove every trace of cold energy inside your body.

Jean's tone wasn't one that "Requested" her, but it was "Ordering" her, however, she unconsciously obeyed him and turned around, showing her naked back to him, when she realized what she was doing, her eyes widened and tried to turn around.

Xia Qingyue: Wai-

Jean: Stop.

His words froze her movements, and he continued to talk.

Jean: I already inserted 4 needles, I don't want to make a mistake just because of something retarded you might do.

He already inserted 4 needles?! When!? This was what Xia Qingyue was thinking, and when she checked her body, she noticed that those needles contained a trace of profound energy, shocking her.

The 4 needles turned into 8, from 8 it turned to 16, and when they reached 23, Xia Qingyue could notice a sudden decrease on speed and was able to feel the needles piercing her profound entrances.

Jean started to sweat, he was using his left hand coupled with the purifying power of the Sky Poison Pearl, it was mentally tiring for him to do something like this for each needle, and soon, he reached 54 needles. However, he didn't stopped now and his hand shot forward, grabbing all the needles and taking them out.

The moment all the silver needles were removed, Xia Qingyue felt as if she was floating through the heaven and felt an indescribable warmth and coziness.

Jean: Done… Now do you believe me or should I put some needles in your brain to fix it? 'At least seeing and touching her naked back was worth getting tired… It was so soft, I wonder how will her breasts or ass feel...'

Xia Qingyue: I believe you… I believe that you really are a incredibly good doctor… It turns out that you, who had been looked down upon by everybody in Floating Cloud City, actually had such a shocking ability…

But you clearly know that I don't have any kind of affection for you. After one month, I will still leave you forever… Why expose all of this to me? Why grant me such a large favor and… Try so hard for me?

Jean: Pfft, don't mind it, watching Xiao Yulong getting wrecked was worth it. Now pick the medicine I left on the table and drink it.

Xia Qingyue gave him a deep look, then she walked over without asking what kind of medicine it was and drank it.

Jean: We will do this for 6 or 5 more times at the 3:00 if you want to be in that state forever, I'm going to sleep now. *Yawn*

He checked the time and saw it was the 13:00, he shrugged and removed the watch from his wrist before laying it on a table, then he got to sleep in the bed while Xia Qingyue observed him.

Her gaze rested on him for a bit before she glanced a bit at the watch, she saw Jean gazing at it sometimes, she walked towards it and curiously looked at it, she watched something that seemed like a clock, and under the clock there was the date of today, then there were two words down.

[13:01]

[25/8/1994]

[W: "Wind"]

She didn't know what it meant and tried to touch it, surprisingly, her hand passed through the watch, as if it was intangible, after some thoughts, she glanced back at Jean and murmured.

Xia Qingyue: Have a good rest…

Then she left from the bedroom, leaving Jean sleeping on the bed.

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