Just InCommunityForumMoreThe Multiple Lives of Jaune Arc by The FatallyObsessed Anime » RWBY Rated: M, English, Parody & Humor, Jaune A., Neo, Team RWBY, Team JNPR, Words: 234k+, Favs: 1k+, Follows: 1k+, Published: Jun 20, 2019 Updated: Dec 25, 2021336Chapter 6: Her Frosted Knight XXX
Hello everyone! Bet you weren't expecting this so soon huh? Well if we're being honest this came out so earlier because like the last chapter's view I' had written it a while ago. But unlike it, I had also started this one reacts way earlier, originally this was supposed to be the first but I decided against it when I got permission to use Jaune got eleven waifus pregnant by wlfmanjack. So once I reached it all I had to do was some slight editing and a once over.
Now fair warning this is a lemon chapter, so if you're not into that just skip it. As with before my replies to reviews are at the bottom. Anyways that's enough talk hope you enjoy.
P.S. Sorry it's so long again.
Chapter 6 Her Frosted Knight (XXX Neo X Jaune)
"Lacy Blakey, Lacy Blakey!"
"Nora! Shut up!"
"Hahaha!"
"Yang, Ruby stop laughing and help!" Weiss pressed her fingers to her forehead in some vein hope it'd calm her throbbing headache.
"This really is hell isn't it? Ruby's sneeze killed us both and I was sent here for my father's mistreatment treatment of the faunus people of Atlas." Ren patted the heiress's back in sympathy as he watched his partner terrorize Blake over her less than ideal nickname.
'snicker' N-Now Nora 'Pfft' That's rather … 'heh' rude to Blake you should stop." The Spartan trembled as she tried her hardest not to laugh at the hidden faunus's expense, Neo though was having a field day as she was on the ground laughing silently. Finally, Blake looked to the supposed future Jaune.
"Can you please stop her!" Jaune held a rather cheerful smile on his face as if deep in nostalgia but at her call he came back to his sense.
"Yeah, okay. Nora would you mind stop saying Lacy Blakey's nickname."
"Aye, Aye Fearless Leader!" Without a thought Nora saluted Jaune before skipping towards her seat, Blake however glared at Jaune making him flinch.
"She's been jumping around like an idiot spouting out that horrible nickname and your telling me you could've stopped her this whole time!" Jaune averted his gaze from Blake, nervous sweat present, Jaune had never been good at interacting with the Belladonna so having her death staring him certainly didn't help. Jinn however bless her little heart came to his aid floating between the two sending a cute glare of her own Blake's way.
"Hey quit bothering him 'heh' Lacy Blakey…" The raven haired girl's eye twitched but before she could speak up Yang intervened still wiping the joyful tears from her eyes.
"Come on Kitkat, throw Vomitboy senior here a bone, besides we still have some worlds to view right." The faunus shot an angry glare Yang's way but sighed.
"Fine, but I want you to remember that when it's your turn to be embarrassed." Yang shrugged.
"Yeah. Yeah come on we still got two left, right?" Jinn sighed shaking her head.
"Yeah 'yawn' We should hurry I'm sleepy and the sooner you brats are out of my hair the better…" Yang chuckled choosing not to take the bait and instead lead her partner back to the seats, Jaune sighed.
"Thanks Jinn I owe you one." The little blue being huffed turning her face away from him.
"Of course you do." Her cheeks then begun to darken.
"I'm super tired from all this work so you'll have to snuggle with me okay." Jaune chuckled before patting her head.
"Sure, I promise." Jinn smiled happily.
"Really! Ah, 'cough' I mean, yeah of course you have to." Jaune chuckled at his tiny partners display he enjoyed how honest her smaller form was. and walked back to the seats.
"Well come on, your tired so we should hurry this up, so let's get to the next world already." Jinn didn't hesitate and before her and Jaune two worlds appeared. Jaune looked to the two spheres both seems fairly large however what caught his eye was the one that was shaded, pink white and brown. He looked up to Neo and then back to it before looking Jinn's way.
"Hey is this another one with a preference to the Politan?" Jinn looked to it rubbing her eyes.
"Yeah… 'yawn' it is, usually I'd figure out more but… to, sleepy." Jaune chuckled at that rubbing her head, he was grateful to just know it was a world with a focus on Neo and even thankful for that fact alone. Neo was a particularly difficult opponent for their group and harder to kill but in other worlds, he'd seen her become an uneasy ally.
Both of them would get along surprisingly well actually sharing their loss in Vale and resentment for Cinder and later Salem entire circle. So, if the universe could possibly give a chance for him to make her even a bit more bias towards their side he'd take it. Jaune didn't hesitate chunking the sphere at the screen letting it shatter against it before invading the mirror and forming a view into yet another universe.
Her Frosted Knight by DAM1994
Warning Adult Content ahead
Yang rose a brow.
"Isn't that like… the kind of label in Blake's books." The faunus turned to give her partner another glare but paused when she saw Jaune's face pale. Said Arc didn't waste a moment grabbing Jinn.
"What the hell Jinn! That can't seriously be one of those universes right!?" Said Genie's eyes begun to swirl before she shook it off and glared at him.
"Hey! I had to manifest eight views this time! I didn't have enough energy to put on a filter!" Jaune fell to his knees.
"Oh Gods no!" The eight looked to him curiously before Jaune yelled.
"Jinn form some doors now!" The tiny being shook.
"I already told you I'm tired, I don't have the kind of energy to make any exits before all eight are done." Pyrrha now a tad concern reached for Jaune.
"Jaune, is everything okay?" The Arc looked back to her wide eyed.
"No, everything is not okay! You guys need to go!" Yang stepped up.
"Whoa chill Vomitboy, things can't be that bad." The rest of RWBY looked to Jaune concerned but nodded while Nora gave him a thumbs up. Finally, it was Ruby who had the thought and went up to him.
"Is it another world where you die?" The petite Reaper's question made the others pause but to their and Ruby's relief Jaune shook his head.
"No, it's not that kind of universe." Ruby smiled.
"Then it's all goo-"
"It's worse…" Ruby paused.
"W-Worse?" Jaune looked up to her.
"Listen Ruby I could watch myself die every minute of the day and I'd be none the worse but having you guys watch this is-"
Jaune Arc was many things, Leader of team JNPR, An Aspiring Huntsman and partner and disciple to Pyrrha Nikos.
"Oh gods it started! I was too late!"
However, one thing he was not was in fact confident, strange when he reflected on his first day at Beacon, but he was merely taking his dads terrible, terrible advice. His point remained that he was not a particularly amazing individual, lucky yes but not amazing.
The others watched looking for what could make this world worse while Ruby quickly returned to her seat trying not to pay to much attention to the horrified Jaune looking up to the screen.
"Looks normal to me." The others nodded to Yang's words.
But even so Jaune Arc had his pride and morals, after resolving his feelings for Weiss and giving Neptune the push, he needed to make them both happy he decided that like it or not he'd move on.
Yang nodded, happy for her fellow blonde while Ruby sighed in relief glad to know Jaune wouldn't be depressed over the dance like she'd feared. Even Weiss looked to the blonde dolt a slight smile and a tinge of guilt for thinking him shallow before. Pyrrha smiled as well, before Nora elbowed her a huge grin on her face.
"Now its your chance Pyr, see Jaune-Jaune's over Weissy." Pyrrha cheeks once more flushed as she looked to Ren for help, her quiet teammate smiled to her supportably, she was so fortunate to have him on her team, so loyal and caring.
"Indeed strike while the irons hot." She took it all back!
And amazingly enough to an extent he in fact had, it took a while and every so often Jaune did fancy the stray thought of asking out Weiss one final time. But he knew better than that and could guess Weiss's probably and somewhat warranted low opinion of him.
Weiss felt a jab of pain at that, yes she would admit to formally having a rather low opinion of her sister team's dolt of a leader, but if nothing else these worlds gave her time to properly reflect on that. She'd certainly make it a point to mend those bridges she'd formally made quite the effort to burn. Pyrrha was beginning to feel hopeful at the prospect of Jaune not seeking out Weiss, it was almost like the world was telling her to go for it.
But it was during The Breach that someone had caught his eye, after his team had come to help Ruby's he spotted her fighting off a few Beowulves with the kind of ease usually only found in his own partner.
Emerald Sustrai, a second year from Haven, if he was honest his reasons for liking her were rather simple, Emerald was strong in both physical strength and willpower. He saw that when her team split up and tackled multiple Grimm mobs. Plus, she was beautiful, not in the same way as Weiss but a more exotic beauty as opposed to Weiss's classic looks, her hair caught the eyes rather easily and oddly fit her skin tone and her eyes were much the same.
Everyone in the room heard the Spartan fall to her knees in defeat, all except Neo who blinked looking up to the screen shocked to hear crop tops name.
All Jaune knew was he was enamored by her and after facing her in combat class… and losing but managing to actually get in a few good hits. He mustered up what courage he could, after all the Vytal festival Tournament was in just two weeks and his team needed him at his best. So, he decided he was settling these feelings one way or another.
Blake tilted her head.
"He's certainly going about this in a more mature fashion." Yang shrugged.
"He's trying to put his best foot forward for his team, and besides it's not a uphill battle like with Weisscream maybe he figures one earnest confession is better than repeating his mistake."
The plan was simple, he read it in one of Pyrrha's Mistralian Doujinshi he put a love note in her locker and wait at the roof, if she came great amazing even if not… well he wouldn't make the same mistake he did with Weiss. After all he didn't want two girls who wanted nothing to do with him.
Pyrrha nearly popped a blood vessel, Not only was this tanned bitch getting her partner's attention but he was using one of her favorite clichés on her too! She already saw this bitch's brat so what god saw it fit to make her experience this hell as well!?
And that was why when the door to the roof where he and Pyrrha trained opened he was so overjoyed, however that excitement quickly died when he saw a incredibly short brunette of standing there.
Her hair was done in a twin tail hairstyle with white bows, she wore Haven academies standard uniform however the grey jacket was tied around her waist leaving only the white undershirt on but with a few too many buttons undone at the top leaving a good amount of her fair creamy skin exposed and her necktie was rather loose to match.
Nora pointed excitably.
"Hey Renny look, isn't that the midget who pinched Jaune-Jaune's butt at the dance." Pyrrha felt her eye twitch at the memory of the diminutive girl recalling how she cut in between her and Jaune after their team danced to tease her leader even earning a blush before she snagged a few pictures with him and ran. Neo looked at the screen surprised to see herself in disguise she thought she might have to suffer some romcom between the noodle and crop top but now things were interesting.
From just that alone Jaune could surmise that she was very much not a fan of the uniform.
Neo nodded, she was not a fan of conforming to society.
Jaune did in fact recognize her, while she did not participate in The Breach, he had caught sight of her once or twice with Emerald and the rest of her team and even once during the dance.
Oh so this version of her didn't go for a bit of teasing a feeling up the noodle huh? Well her loss.
"Oh um… hey? So, your Emeralds teammate, right?" The girl looked to him before smiling.
"Yep, and your Jaune Arc, right? From team JNPR." He froze for a bit, after all even if he'd never talked to her, he'd never seen anyone else either. He had kinda figured she was mute however he had to admit her voice suited her it wasn't as high pitched as Ruby's, but it was closer than anyone else. It was a bit more bell like when he thought about it, kind of like Weiss's.
Neo was surprised to hear her voice, she knew these worlds were different but that was a shocker, and better still was she sounded so perfect exactly like how she thought she would.
Finally recalling that she'd asked him a question Jaune nodded.
"Yeah, that's me, why do you ask?" The girl stepped towards him leaning forward, she smirked his way. Her bright green eyes that were reminiscent of his partner and his crushes namesake looked into his. He held her gaze albeit nervously.
"Um, is there anything I could help you with?" Her smirked then dampened and she sighed.
"Damn I was hoping you'd be a bit fun to pick on, but you look like you'll crumble if I tease you, now I just feel bad." Her expression hardly matched her words which only sent warning signals through his head, she begun to dig through her pockets looking for something.
"I'm gonna apologize beforehand goldilocks." Finally, she pulled out an envelope with a cute little heart sticker sealing it.
Blake deadpanned.
"Don't tell me…" Weiss slapped her face.
"That dolt."
"T-that's!? The love letter I wrote…" The petite girl averted her eyes from him.
"Yeah… You put it in my locker by accident." Jaune froze for a moment before kneeling and hiding his flustered face in his hands.
Oh gods!
"Did you?" The girl nodded a smile growing.
"Sorry blondie but yeah, I read it."
Kill me!Noe grinned anticipating the enjoyment ahead, not only did she get to hear what she'd sound like but also get to tease the noodle, hell yeah.
Not wasting the chance the petite sadist walked up to him looming over his kneeled form.
"Y'know the letter was kinda cute, in a cherry boy sort of way."
Blake felt for the blonde.
"Ugh!"
"I mean that poem reeked of virgin but I'm sure it'd have one of those village girl swooning."
Yang winced.
"Damn right in his pride."
Ow, my pride…"Told ya."
"Besides, it wouldn't have worked out between you and Chocolate Mint. She's a real bad girl behind the scene, a kleptomaniac too and a freak in the sheets if what I saw her doing with our leader is any indication."
All seven of Jaune's friends winced at that, feeling bad for Jaune.I tried to court a lesbian, yeah… seems about my luck.Weiss crossed her arms.
"Considering she's a thief good riddance." Yang smirked.
"Awe looks like Weisscream actually feels bad for our resident Knight." Weiss looked away her nose turned up.
"Don't misunderstand I have no romantic interest in that dunce… however, he deserves more than some low tier criminal." Yang nodded deciding the heiress had earned her backing off for a good minute with that.
Seeing the Arc slumped form she decided to throw him a bone.
"Hey now blonde stuff no need to worry like that right. At least you figured out before you went and made a fool of yourself again. I mean the bullies already have enough to laugh at you with like the whole being into Bug Bite Weiss with daddy issues.
"WHAT SHE CALL ME!" Weiss shouted while Ruby and Yang turned away trying their best not to laugh, Blake was doing much better but also felt the slight urge.
Then you get a hankering for Chocolate Mint who is adamantly against sausages, oh boy just be glad nobody found out." Jaune peeked at Neo.
"Your terrible at this y'know."
Neo shrugged, nobody ever accused her of being a mother hen type.
She shrugged in response which he found oddly comforting kind of like Yang.
"Sorry…" He looked to her noting her looking away, after all she was used to gutting guys not making fun of them like some kind of uptown bitch or Junior's twins. The blonde begun to rub the back of his head.
"'Heh' Its fine, I'm the one who mixed up your lockers. Besides this way I got to avoid some embarrassment in front of the public. I guess I should be a bit thankful things turned out like this since Yang doesn't have any new dirt on me."
Yang grinned.
"Not until you fall for Em that is." Pyrrha shook at the blonde's words.
"No…" She would make sure that didn't happen…
Neo tilted her head.
"You're a weird dude, you know that?" Jaune sighed before standing patting himself down, he looked to her and smiled like an idiot stretching out his hand.
"Name Jaune, Jaune Arc short sweet and rolls off the tongue." She looked to his hand and then back to him.
"Um, this is around the time you give your name." She merely smiled.
"I could but leaving you guessing is more fun. Besides I'm a bit peeved since I missed lunch for this." Jaune lowered his head.
"Yeah sorry about that… But there's still time, I'll even pay for wasting yo-"
'Dong, dong'
"Man fearless leader just can't get a break."
"And… there's the bell. I'm really sorry." She looked to her scroll and groaned before a thought came to mind and she smiled skipping just in front of the Arc looking up to him making him suck in a nervous breath.
"Are you really sorry?" Jaune nodded barely holding in a whimper as the shorter student was so close.
"~Well… there is one way you can make it up to me… interested? ~"
"Y-yeah, just name it."
"This will either go incredibly poorly or amazingly well for Vomitboy."
And like that he'd sealed his fate as her smile grew menacingly and she grabbed his jacket. Her eyes shifted tone for a moment before both students shattered like glass.
"Did, did they just shatter… like." The seven teens turned to Neo who was leaning forward interested to see how this played out.
-The Club-
Neo leaned back into her seat in pure delight, the seats of Juniors place were amazing, especially compared to those torture devices they called chairs in Beacon. Those abominations to sitting alone almost warranted Fire Bitches master plan, almost…
Yang rose a brow.
"Fire Bitch?" A cold sweat ran down Neo's forehead.
"Um… ma'am?" Neo's brow rose as she looked left of herself at the Arc boy who seemed as out of place as a Faunus in Atlas… Well besides in the mines.
Blake knitted her eyebrows not pleased with the analogy.
Jaune to his credit while nervous was not particularly scared despite a few of Junior's dumber goons glaring his way. No what the blondie feared was a much more legitimate threat.
"You do know Miss Goodwitch is gonna kill us."
All seven of the students shuddered at that.
Usually she'd laugh but among Vale's top guns the blonde bitch was up there with the old drunk and the headmaster himself. You'd think being students at Beacon would make her less of a threat. What a load, all it did was put you under her surveillance, if she'd put even a tenth of that effort into finding Roman and her she was sure they'd be locked behind bars a long time ago.
This caused pause in the seven.
"Is that true?"
"It is certainly possible."
"Yeah uncle Qrow alone could take on gingersnap." Neo crossed her arms shooting the blonde a glare but Yang shrugged it off.
"What? Its true." Neo sat back annoyed.
Point was Neo understood Goldilocks' fear not that she particularly cared and patted his back.
"There, there look on the bright side, now we're even." Jaune groaned burying his face in the table beneath his hands.
"Oh gods my teams gonna kill me." This earned a giggle from her, it was fun to see the blonde squirm.
Pyrrha eyes dulled.
"I wouldn't hurt Jaune…" The look she sent Neo actually made the pint size killer become guarded.
"I'm so glad my worries amuse you." She smirked at that.
"Did you really think they wouldn't."
Neo nodded to herself, she was glad to see having a voice didn't change her much.
Jaune rolled his eyes.
"Gods it's like talking to Jean."
"Who?"
"My oldest sister."
Neo blinked.
That was a bit unexpected, Neo had never been compared to an older sister, little sister, sure, especially by some of her more perverse marks. But enough about Mistral and dead pedophiles at the moment she was enjoying the pride that came with being compared to a Oneesan instead of an Imouto.
Damn Mistral and their fetish for weird names.Neo nodded sharing both her counterpart's sentiments and getting a much better impression of the blonde, moving him up from potential booty call to optional one.
"Oldest? So, does that imply that your outnumbered in the sibling's department." Jaune smirked for the first time.
"Please, saying outnumbered implies I'd ever fight, when its seven sisters against the runt of the litter I'd have a better chance against a Goliath. At least it wouldn't shame me to death with photos of my enforced crossdressing childhood."
This earned a snicker from almost all members viewing except Jaune who groaned, before Yang paused.
"Wait, what was the second thing!?"
Neo looked to the Arc wide eyed.
"Seven Sisters! What is wrong with your mom or is your dad like allergic to rubbers or something! Wait… pictures of what?" Jaune mouth shut tight which only really encouraged her to press the issue.
"Now, now Goldilocks why the sudden silence, let something slip that you shouldn't have?" A cold sweat ran down his forehead and she knew she had him by the balls.
Neo smiled deviously knowing this was gonna be good.
"There always was a theory why you looked so nonchalant about wearing a dress you know, your crush's money was on that you were a tranny, then again Chocolate Mint isn't exactly the brightest lightbulb she also believes your partner was one too."
Everyone went wide eyed especially Pyrrha who went stiff in shock."S-She thought I was a…" Pyrrha struggled not to outburst, she was sadly use to such rumors, her height and strength breed ill mannered rumors within some circles of her fans. Despite that though she always tried to act professionally even to such claims.
"That bitch!" Nora however held no such reserves and quickly rose Magnhild to Neo
"Renny lets break her legs!" Neo's eyes narrowed on the pink bomber as she reached for her parasol however Ren stood up between them.
"Nora, it was her who held such impressions in neither that world or this one but miss Sustrai, if we have any discontents, we can take it up with her." Nora paused to consider her partners words before nodding.
"Okay, we'll break Crop Top's leg then." Ren merely looked to Neo before sitting not affirming or denying his partners claim.
This earned a momentary flash of anger from the blonde on his partners behalf. Looking to the now fuming Arc Neo had the inkling that he was over his little crush.
Yang grinned.
"Vomitboy got over that quick, didn't he?" Blake shrugged.
"He does seem rather loyal." Weiss nodded.
"We already saw that the dolt is helplessly compassionate, even to that gorilla Winchester, but it would seem when it comes to his friends, he has a rather short fuse." Ruby just smiled.
"Yeah, Jaune's a greats friend." Yang smirked.
"You're only saying that cause he lends you his comics."
"I mean… that's most it." Nora and Ren both smiled to Pyrrha.
"Are you glad Pyr-Pyr, Jaune-Jaune's super mad for you." Ren decided to speak next.
"Jaune had mention his sister Daisy had transition before, right?" Ren looked to said blonde in the void who nodded to Ren.
"Yeah, my sister Daisy, she was always a bit of a camp freak even compared to me 'heh' always showing me up. Well as it turned out she ended up transitioning, she still insists she's my sister though despite changing her name to David, something about only being a sister to me so the odds are still against me." It was a nice memory to recall, which only made hearing Emerald so easy dismiss his partner as a 'Tranny' was very irritating and made him more than a bit happy for how she'd met her end. Ren looked to the older Arc who was currently fuming, he nodded to himself happy to see him get so angry before he smiled turning to Pyrrha.
"It's nice to know your prioritized higher than someone he's enamored with." Pyrrha looked down her face red but smiled happily.
"Stilts thought you were a drag queen in the making." That made the blonde groan.
And the crowd laugh, especially considering the last world.
"Our boss lady didn't really care saying you were probably a girl in a man's body, so basic a less bitchy version of what Crop Top said." She could practically see the last vestiges of his manhood leave him and delighted at the satisfaction of it.
Neo nodded shooting herself a thumbs up as she held her gut in laughter.
"What about you?"
"Huh?" Jaune deadpanned.
"What was your money on?" Neo shrugged.
"I figured you were a banana chugger in denial." The look he gave was absolutely mortified.
Yang and Nora burst into laughter.
But that didn't stop Neo, in fact all it did was encourage her.
"The way I figured it you and femboy from your team were gonna break your partner's hearts when they walked in on the two of you making the grimm with two heads."
Nora's laughter died in an instant at the mental image while Yang's increased. Ren's eye twitched at the suggestion while Pyrrha trembled at the idea of having to face Ren of all people the sole person she thought safe from day one. Then she recalled Jaune's impression of Ren in the last world and felt a slight shudder.
"Bimbo's money was on that you were gonna get into a fight with Bug Bite's new boo and things would escalate in a very… 'different' Direction then they started.""She called me that again! Wait what did she say about Neptune!" Yang clenched her stomach punching the arm of the sofa.
"What! Whose Bimbo?"
"The girl from your sister team?"
"Yang!"
The blonde brawler stopped.
"The hell did he assume it was me for!?" Ruby snickered.
"Yep, but if it makes you feel any better her money was on that you'd be the pencil and not the sharpener."
"How did you even get this information?" Neo shrugged.
"You are aware that Emeralds on my team, right? The same girl whose pals with red and her little color-coded team of misfits."
Ruby shot up.
"Hey!"
"Anyways Bug Bite's money was that you'd get it on with the monkey boy Fancy Feast is into."
Blake froze.
"Hell, Fancy Feast didn't even argue it or place a bet she just went a wrote and twenty-page story, decent read, mostly smut not enough plot for my taste, I'd give it a three out five."
The indignant heiress looked to Blake to share in her complaints only to see said faunus scribbling down in her notepad a very curious gleam in her eyes not unlike the one she would get when seeing fish.
Jaune dreaded asking.
"What was Ruby's bet?"
Ruby paused in her amusement to look to the screen.
To that she smiled.
"That bird boy holding the mace that compensates for something and you would come out one day in front of everybody."
All the audience beside said rose paled at that.
"Cardin! She bet on Cardin!?" Neo shrugged.
"She'd thought it be a cute love story since you saved him from pooh bear apparently."
"It totally would! Stop looking at me so funnily"
"Oh Gods! Please tell me that's it?"
"Tits and Sloths bet that you'd make his whole team your harem." Jaune looked to Neo horrified.
Nora crossed her arms and nodded sagely.
"Indeed, if Jaune-Jaune swings for the same team only Rennys off limits." Said ninja groaned.
"Nora please stop…"
"Please tell me Pyrrha didn't hear this."
"I mean kind of; Cereal Girl fainted the moment I suggested you were a popsicle enthusiast." Jaune let out a relieved breath for the tiny miracle.
In the audience Pyrrha was a step away from catatonic at the idea of her sweet innocent leader could be out of her romantic reach.
"Now as for Walking Fetish and Coffee Freak."
"Please stop I really don't want to hear Velvet's and Coco's bets."
"Isn't it a little insulting that he knew she was referring to them?" Yang shrugged at her partner still annoyed at being called bimbo.
Neo grinned malevolently.
"Then show me the pictures your sisters are holding over you."
Neo grinned seeing where this was going.
"I'd really rather not…"
"So Trix and tits figured you and her teammate Daichi would work out, get all sweaty, and then just -"
"Enough! You win, I'll spill, just please stop!"
All the girl's blushed at the scene playing out in their heads while Ren looked greener than usual. Blake was the only exception as she feverishly scribbled down one scenario after another.
Neo grinned as Jaune reluctantly pulled out his scroll and showed her a picture of him in a tiny white dress complete with pig tails. Neo honestly didn't know whether to laugh or blush, so she did both while sending the pic to her scroll.
"Oh my Oum he's so cute!" Ruby squealed.
"Jaune-Jaunes a Shota! Jaune-Jaunes a Shota!" Pyrrha looked her expression very off putting as she begun to pant while nodding to Nora's cheers. Blake's ears perked up and hurriedly begun to scribble down even more her eyes never leaving the adorable image. Yang on the other hand pulled out her scroll taking pics while Weiss struggled not to do the same.
The older Jaune covered his red face while Jinn stared at the image and then her Chibi self and nodded in approval. Neo however noted to use some of what she had picked up from hanging around Roman to her advantage, she was sure stealing a scroll would be fairly easy.
"Oh, goldilocks you are just turning out to be endless enjoyment." It was then one of junior's men finally made his way to the two, seeing him coming Neo propped her head on her elbow and spoke.
"One Spiked Neapolitan Milkshake and a Sex on the Beach for tall blonde and adorkable here."
"A what!?"Yang rolled her eyes.
"Chill Weisscream, it's a kind of drink." The Heiress looked to Yang shocked.
"Who would give such an inappropriate name!"
However, when she finally bothered to look to the man, she was a bit surprised to see him not paying her the slightest bit of attention as instead his hardened glare was fixed squarely on the now nervous Jaune.
"U-Um, can I help you?"
"As a matter of fact, you can you sick fuck."
"Whoa, wonder what Vomitboy did to get on Junior's bad side."
Jaune blinked at that.
"Um, excuse me?"
"Your excused, now hurry up and get out of here or else…" From his pocket the man pulled out a collapsible baton and Jaune gulp raising his hands.
Pyrrha came back from her dumbstruck state, her eyes immediately narrowing on the man.
"N-Now hold up, no need to get violent, I'll leave, don't have to ask me twice." This earned a quizzical look from Neo. After all, why did blonde stuff look scared, he took out a Ursa Major, so this goon shouldn't be much trouble. Hell, he had aura, that alone should make him the instigator not the victim.
Neo agree with her counterpart, seriously, Hei's men were chump change at best and blondie could at least take on a Ursa so what could a single goon do to him.
Jaune then turned to her nervously.
"H-hey let's go okay." This earned a raised brow from Neo.
Seriously?
Just as she readied to answer the man's hand shot out between them and his glare intensified on Jaune.
"Not happening perv, leave the kid here." Jaune paused.
"What?"
Things clicked to Neo and almost immediately her eyes narrowed on the screen.
The fuck he just say?
"You heard me fuckwit, I know your type, picking up starry eyed freshmen from combat schools, acting like hot shit from Beacon then bringing them to clubs and drugging and abducting them. Well guess what idiot, this establishment has a no tolerance to that shit."
"Does he, actually think the dolts some kind of kidnapper?"
"That's insane Jaune would never!" Yang nodded to her sister before catching sight of something. Neo looked to the screen wide-eyed her jaw dropped.
"'heh' What wrong Half-Pint? Not a fan of being confused for a grade schooler?" Neo fixed Yang with an angry glare, her face flushed in embarrassment.
"W-Wait I-I think your misunderstanding something here."
Combat school freshmen… He Thinks I'm a fucking tween!
Junior was an info broker worth his weight in not just gold but diamonds, with that kind of info network his men were always well informed. That included how to identify abduction attempts, hits and the like when they were about to occur in his neighborhood. And for any other two individuals the goon's actions wouldn't have just been the correct one but a praiseworthy one.
The fault instead lied with Neo herself, Neo was well known in the underworld, the Ice-cream themed hitman and Roman's right and left-hand gal slash bruiser was not to be trifled with. There wasn't a man, woman or child with their hand in the criminal pie in Vale who wouldn't recognize the petite girl and her signature hair and eyes. Both of which the current Neo had hidden while wearing a uniform from a different Kingdom. Alongside her size this gave a vastly different impression of that of a private school tween lured by to scraggly haired blonde to a club.
Blake stared wide eyed having just gained more info on the diminutive killer then she could have hoped.
Neo however held neither the patience nor awareness of the situation instead only feeling insulted and looked down upon. Neo didn't bother giving a witty retort or villainous threat, no Neo did the thing she was both known and feared for. Neo went silent and smiled that oh so spine chilling smile.
Neo smiled anticipating her avenging her lost honor.
One second the man was spitting hate filled words towards the trembling blonde the next the heel of her boot launched up connecting to the man's face with a satisfying crunch and the scattering of most of his teeth. The goon fell to the floor bloodied and twitching, seeing this several other men advanced their axes and bats in hand.
Everyone watched wide eyed at the rather brutal blow but Jinn smiled approvingly, after all nobody should get away with insulting her blonde noodle no matter the universe.
That was their first mistake, Neo didn't bother waiting for them, she was a generous killer after all, so she came to them.
Leaping through the air a grunt looked up only to meet her heel as she delivered an axe kick to his left shoulder which shattered from the impact. With a finesse yet to be seen from even Pyrrha the pint-size-killer grabbed the bat from the man's broken arm and spun bashing it into the side of his head hard enough for the thing to splinter. The man fell in a twitching mess giving the other two pause, however when she turned to them her shifting eyes promised escape was a fantasy.
"Holy crap." The others nodded at Yang's words.
She ran their way unaware that a pair of twins were making their way to her, the girls begun to run in her direction and finally the crowd noticed the fight and begun to scatter. Just as Neo swept one of the grunts legs and stomped his face to tomorrow the twin garbed in white leaped towards her a kick ready. However, to her surprise a blonde stepped between her and Neo a tray raised like a shield.
The Malachite twins stared at Jaune who stood between them and their target armed with a tray and collapsible baton like some kind of C-rated knight wannabe. Neo looked over a brow rose and a slight smile present. Whether it was from seeing said blonde show a little spine or the futile pleads of the goon she had a gun leveled to remained anyone's guess. However, before she could finish off the moron beneath her several more men surrounded Neo.
Neo smiled, pleased to see her booty call trying to have her back, it was kinda adorable, like a kitten hissing at a mad dog in front of its owner. Yang rubbed the back of her head.
"I don't know whether to cheer for Jaune or the twins in this scenario? On one hand I took down Junior and his goons myself but on the other half-pint is Roman's lackey." Neo glowered at the blonde while Nora gave a toothy smile.
"Silly Yangarang, when all else fails cheer for Jaune-Jaune!" Pyrrha smiled faintly and nodded while Ren did the same.
"In the end he is merely protecting a fellow student as far as he knows." It was then Ren thought about something and decided to observe more before asking later."
Melanie darted forward towards the blonde a bit peeved that she'd been blocked, at the beginning of the school year Jaune would've merely rose his shield. But he'd been training with Pyrrha for months, while he couldn't beat the members of RWBY or his own team he had won other students even if only by a hair's breadth. Jaune parried her bladed heel with the tray before thrusting the baton straight into the girl's solar plexus stunning her.
Pyrrha nodded approvingly while Ren did much the same, Nora as for the norm cheered.
Jaune rose the baton for another hit on the stunned girl only for her twin Miltia leap in slashing down with her claw. Jaune rose the tray but it was torn through like cardboard so in response he jumped back barely avoiding the blow. The moment her claw missed he whirled the baton around slamming her in the face and snapping his weapon. Miltia staggered but Melanie was back and delivered a straight blow to his chest knocking him back into a table breaking it.
Yang cringed.
"Geez, talk about unfair." Blake nodded.
"If he had his weapon, he could've blocked the blow and dealt a fair deal of damage with that last attack." Weiss nodded.
"He seems to have improved by quite a bit, even from our dolt despite the small amount of time that seems to be between our worlds."
Neo looked back a bit impressed to see the blonde noodle taking so long to actually get hit, sure the Malachite twins weren't anything to write home about usually, but they had attended basic combat school. Neo knew goldilocks' M.O., cereal girl had to be a good teacher for him to get so far in so little time.
Neo shrugged agreeing, hey he was better than Junior's goons and seemed a plausible match for even one of his twin floozies, she'd give credit where its due.
Neo looked to the grunt moaning beneath her foot and decided to kick him in the side of the head for funsies. She looked around for some other goons to knock around but oddly enough they were all backing away now. But that was fine… chasing was fun too. She leapt out to the nearest of them and stomped down on his foot with on heel to pin him and stomping the other into his knee eliciting a loud meaty crunch followed by the falling back screaming as he clutched his limp leg.
Huh, that was pretty fun, maybe Pancake Freak was on to something with this whole going for the legs thing.Nora rose both hands in the air.
"Yes! Leg Breakers unite!" Nora rose an open palm Neo's way and after a second of thought she smirked and returned the high-five, she could appreciate a fellow bodily trauma enthusiast.
She looked back to the twins who turned to her and in response she shrugged figuring it'd only be proper she avenge the noodle, then promptly nab his scroll from his unconscious body and look through the rest of those childhood photos as compensation.
Neo nodded in complete agreement.
That pleasant idea was abruptly ended when said noodle stumbled forward regaining his bearings before staring down at the twins. Taking the leg of a broken chair as his new weapon he charged at them, she had to admit the kid wasn't picky.
The twins were hardly amused and rushed at him together both striking in perfect sync a bladed foot and claw leveled with his head to end him. Neo felt a small pang of worry for him deciding she might not actually like seeing her entertaining blonde get killed. However, the blonde seemed to realize he'd die from the blow and reasonably flinched before taking the blow or at least that's what she thought would happen. Instead an intense flash of white manifested alongside an odd ringing and when it vanished both twins pulled back visibly wincing in pain.
Pyrrha went wide eyed, there it was, Jaune's semblance again the same as in the last universe and like how he'd described to her after they left Forever Falls.
Melanie nearly fell over when she realized the bladed heel she attacked goldilocks with was broken, Miltia found her claw was much the same. Jaune however upon opening his eyes and seeing he wasn't dead acted quickly bum rushing the unbalanced Melanie. Standing back up he rose the chair leg slamming it down into her stomach and from the sound of
cracking glass Neo bet her aura took a good licking from that.
Blake nodded a bit impressed he could give such a blow with a piece of wood.
Miltia however was neither burdened by the loss of a weapon nor about to let the blonde beat her sister and slashed down from behind. Jaune gritted his teeth before turning around to hopefully attack only for the still conscious Melanie to kick the back of his legs making him buckle. Miltia kneed the blonde's face making him fall back to Melanie who gave a horizontal kick to his head that sent him skidding away.
Neo cringed knowing he'd feel that in the morning, however she was surprised when the blonde got up seemingly ready to keep on. He had spunk, something else she could appreciate, he wiped his mouth where a small bit of blood dripped.
"You two hit like girls."
Yang chuckled while Weiss rolled her eyes and Nora as always cheered her fearless leader on.
Neo honestly laughed sure he was saying it ironically considering the people he hung out with. Hell, even she'd admit Bimbo hit like a train let alone Pancake Freak, however the twins didn't seem to be in on the joke and frowned their eyes knitting. They rushed towards him ready to end this, but Neo had decided on something, blondie was fun to tease but not to see get hurt.
Weirdly Neo found that she agreed completely, she didn't know if it was seeing how fun the blonde noodle was to tease, what a beefcake he could become, the tasty looking specimen watching beside them ore because of her exposure to her precious little snow cone but regardless she found the idiotic blonde endearing now.
Neo darted towards the twins stretching out her leg she kicked Miltia straight in the temple, before she maneuvered in on the dazed girl locking her up in a choke hold and applying enough force to send her to dreamland. Melanie seeming to have a problem with her sister being taken out and sent an axe kick Neo's way. Neo didn't fret though instead letting go of Miltia and letting her receive the girls blow to the face ensuring her knockout.
Ruby cringed.
"She's gonna feel that tomorrow."
"Miltia!" Neo took the girl's momentary panic to her full advantage as she swept the distracted combatant feet making her land on her but. Neo then returned the favor to the white clad bouncer and gave an axe kick that knocked her out, she then turned to Jaune with a huge grin and thumbs up. The blonde could only stare for a moment before nervously returning the gesture.
"The hells goi-" From a private room a rather large man stepped out at first, he seemed angry but then shocked when he saw his men down and out.
Yang actually felt a bit bad for Hei, this was the second time his place had been torn up in a year.
Spotting Jaune he glared.
"What the hell did I ever do for you blondes to hate me so much?!" His gaze then froze when Neo locked eyes with him letting her eye's flash between her now emerald and her usual pink and brown. She could see the man stiffen and take a gulp.
Blake pondered.
"You seem to have a lot of weight in the underworld." Neo shrugged but nodded.
Hei knew who he could and couldn't talk back to, it was his most precious gift. He looked to one of his goons who were still conscious, the very same one who started all this actually and gripped him lifting him up.
"What happened here?"
"I saw an abduction taking place… tried to stop the blonde form taking the kid." Neo's eyes flashed white and for a moment her forms begun to distort earning a slight surprise from Jaune and terrified gasp from Hei.
Neo sneered at the fool annoyed her counterpart hadn't finished the waste of space off.
"The hell were you thinking!" He begun to ring the grunt by his neck, before turning to Neo and Jaune and bowing to her.
"Forgive him Ne-"
"Nella! Nella Politan"
Yang looked over to Neo.
"Seriously?" Neo rolled her eyes, what was she supposed to be a genius with a dozen aliases, anyone who knew her identity that wasn't a ginger haired fashionista was dead so what did she need fake names for.
Junior caught on fast curtly nodding.
"Yes miss Politan forgive my men for jumping to such conclusions about your date." Jaune grew flushed at that and immediately rose his hands in denial.
"D-Date?! No, this isn't a date!" Neo looked to Jaune a brow raised, not really deciding whether she liked how quickly he denied that.
Pyrrha smiled at her partners response while Neo brows knit in displeasure.
"Its fine Junior…don't let it happen again, next time cherry boy won't be here to hold off your girls from me." Said girls finally seemed to put two and two together and realized who Neo was and looked to Jaune gratefully for being their punching bag. Junior nodded repeatedly.
Ruby smiled.
"So in a weird way Jaune saved those two." Neo nodded to which the reaper smiled before pausing and realizing that meant this Neo would've killed them.
"O-of course, 'cough' I-is there anything I can get you, to make up for this." Neo smiled brightly.
"The same order I tried to tell gummies there one Spiked Milkshake and a dirty drink for boytoy here." Junior nodded before pausing and looking to the toothless goon.
"Um, he was our bartender for the night." Neo's eye twitched.
Yang shook her head.
"'tsk, tsk, tsk' And you were doing so good Junior."
"So… what your saying is I snuck out of Beacon probably earning the ire of Glynda fucking Goodwitch, mine and blondies here teams on top of that and got confused for a brat and fought off your mafia rejects to not get the damn drink I specifically came here for!" The temperature seemed to drop in the room a deafening silence followed until only a single snickering could be heard. Neo smiled at Junior, but it held anything but goodwill.
"Well Hei, it was nice knowing you."
Neo nodded, it was the only response appropriate the others though paled liked they'd never seen someone die before.
Neo was just about to act when a voice called.
"There." Neo followed the voice finding Jaune walking over to them a proud smile on his face and when she saw why her deathly calm faded. On a tray was a large curved cup, in it was three sections of brown, pink and white with whipped cream and a strawberry on top.
"This is what you wanted right Politan?" Neo looked to her prized treat as if seeing a tiny miracle before looking back up to him.
"You can mix drinks?"
"Seven older sisters remember, not a one of them share the same taste so as long as the ingredients aren't too pricy I can half ass my way into making just about anything." Neo looked to the spiked milkshake grabbing it up without reserve and drank a bit. Neo's eyes shot open.
"That's your idea of half-assing!?" Jaune cringed a bit.
"That bad huh? 'heh' sorry, never made one before, I shouldn't have added anything extra too it, I'll make another one by the book." Jaune reached out to take the drink only for Neo to viciously slap his hand away a feral look like a starved cat ready to fight over a fish.
"If you try that again I'll break every bone in Junior's body!" Hei took a step back.
"Why me!"
"Well I can't hurt my supplier now can I, luckily the virgins a dying heart so hurting you would work just as well." Neo looked over to Jaune.
"You are not allowed to drink anymore, at least not until I've had my fill of milkshakes!" Jaune shrugged.
"I mean I'm not really much of a drinker, Jean says I'm a flirty drunk." This peaked her curiosity however Neo quickly and efficiently stomped down and buried that stray thought.
No, milkshakes first, teasing second, priorities!
Yang grinned.
"Vomitboy knows how to mix drinks huh? 'Heh' seems he's been holding out on me, being able to dance and bartend, guess we blondes are made for clubbing."Nora nodded happily.
"Jaune-Jaune's awesome! Oh, Oh! Maybe he knows how to make a drink with sap, or better yet maple syrup!" Neo didn't bother with the two airheads words instead eyeing her counterpart's drink with envy, she could really go for one of those right about now. So Blonde stuff can make drinks too, she licked her lips at the prospect of having him serve her a few briefly some fun activities flashed through her mind but they were second and still up in the air.
Looking to Junior she gave a nod and he let out a deep breath followed by him and his men rushing to fix the place up as Neo sauntered her way to the bar. She turned back to Jaune and snapped her fingers.
"Come on blonde stuff my milkshakes won't make themselves." Jaune followed with no real complaints already accepting that he was screwed, might as well make sure he remained in Politan's graces at the very least. Neo drank at a rate Jaune had only seen Jean manage and heard Ruby's uncle could match, subtly he begun to lower the amount of alcohol in her drinks until she was just having plain old milkshakes. Though Jaune got the impression that she hardly cared, she looked up to the Arc only the slightest bit tipsy now as most of the alcohol was out of her system.
Neo nodded surprised she'd felt comfortable enough around the blonde to get drunk and pleased to see he didn't try to get her hammered to influence her like most would in her line of work. It was as sweet as far as missed opportunities go.
"Huh?"
"What?"
"I don't get it? Why'd Bug Bites reject you?" Jaune's cheeks flushed.
"What?"
"You know, bug bites, rich bitch… what'd you lot call her…"
"Weiss."
"Yeah her, so… "
Weiss clenched her fist and shot a glare at Neo who pulled down her eyelid and stuck out her tongue, the Heiress huffed.
"Immature brat!" Neo shook her head before gesturing to her ample chest and then to Weiss pitifully, she was certainly matured, height challenged yes, but matured where it counted and judging by the Schnee's flustered face as she looked away indignant the frosted bitch got her meaning.
"What you'd do to piss her off so much?" Jaune sighed.
"I guess I flirted with her too much, now that I think about it someone could probably make an argument that it was harassment." Neo chuckled at that.
Neo rolled her eyes as well.
"If some considers that harassment they clearly have it good." Memories of said perverts in Mistral came to mind making her shiver.
"Besides, come on I've seen that tall glass of phobias she's obsessed with flirt with her all the time and she never looked at him like garbage. Hell, he flirted with me after getting shot down by the boss lady and Chocolate Mint."
Weiss went wide eyed before looking Neo's way her glare much colder, Neo snorted, if bugs bite wanted him she'd sure as hell not interfere, before she might just to fuck with her but she had her eyes a set a more intriguing target at the moment.
"Come on, you have to have done worse than that? Spill." Jaune shrugged.
"Well that's really all I can think of, I mean I once told her we could team up." Neo deadpanned.
"Oh the horror." Jaune chuckled.
"She's really not that bad."
"Bimbo said she tried to steal the leader position."
"…She's getting better." Neo chuckled at that.
The members of Team RWBY did the same much to Weiss's shame.
"Yeah well it's not like she can be much worse without doing something criminal like killing a student." Jaune smirked.
"Yeah guess if there's anyone she'd want to kill at first it'd have to be tied between me and craterface."
"Craterface?"
"Ruby." Neo rose a brow.
"The hell she'd do to get a nickname like that?" Jaune smirked.
"Blew up, sneezed on Weiss when she was waving around dust." This earned a snicker out of Neo.
Ruby groaned.
"It was an accident!"
"So which one of you idiots did she hate more."
"Oh easy, me, she partnered with Ruby, She left my butt hanging in a tree." Neo stopped sipping her icy goodness and looked to Jaune blinking.
"Wait, what?"
"Weiss… left me in a tree." Neo just stared.
"As in Cereal Girl was there with you?" Jaune quirked his eyebrow.
"No, she saw me, I waved and then she left." Neo could only stare.
"What?"
"And… you don't see anything wrong with that?"
Weiss paled as she begun to recall the scene she'd seen previously of Jaune facing off against the Alpha
Jaune shrugged and in response Neo pinched her brow.
"Good Oum you can't be this oblivious… Goldilocks' Bug Bites might've been trying to kill you." That seemed to hit through to the Arc.
Weiss shot up feeling a need to defend herself.
"No I didn't!"
"What!" Neo really couldn't believe she was having to explain this.
"Do you need me to spell it out for you, Ice Bitch left you in a tree in a forest filled with Grimm depressed can you really not see how that could turn bad." Jaune's face paled.
"No, no, no! I swear I hadn't meant to!" Neo leaned back in her seat splitting her attention between the panicked heiress and her team of misfits trying and failing to calm her and the screen.
"Oh gods… but I mean Weiss would never, sh-she's not that kind of person!" This made Neo snicker.
"Wow, you really don't know a thing about the SDC huh? Those monsters might as well be the only legal slavers in remnant. Hell, the Branwen's are saints in comparison in some regards, especially in comparison to Jacques himself and apparently his brats."
Blake visibly wince knowing she'd made similar arguments before while Yang went wide-eyed at the mention of a clan with her mother's last name. Weiss herself shuddered as she saw Jaune wavering at the tiny monster's words.
"Maybe she just didn't consider me in any danger?"
Weiss feverishly nodded, desperate for Jaune to understand her careless, foolish thoughts.
"Yes! Exactly I'd thought Nikos would reach you!" Neo looked her way, eyes lowered doubtfully.
Really? You sure you just didn't care.
Weiss looked Neo's way appalled.
"Of course I-" She begun to shake as she recalled her feelings at the time.
"I-I mean I would've…" Neo rolled her eyes.
Neo snorted.
"Really last time I checked you only got that sword, right? If a Grimm found you, you'd be easy pickings, and as far as not considering it, we're talking about Bug Bites, I don't know about you but that princess is a know it all. I doubt she couldn't have used common sense to figure out what would happen, maybe she was even hoping the Grimm would do you in so she could team up with Cereal Girl. Face it blonde stuff Bug bites either wanted you dead or didn't care enough to think about it."
Weiss shaking form begun to hyperventilate as tears begun to fall, ruby glared at Neo alongside the others of her team, but the petite killer smirked all the same.
What? You mad cause you got called out on it?
The three gritted their teeth but just as Yang begun to step towards her Jaune intercepted her.
"Out of the way Vomitboy…" Jaune however didn't falter at the brawler's threating tone.
"Or what Yang you'll try to beat me too, that'll just be two battles you can't win." Yang shot him a glare her eyes crimson but to her surprise he didn't so much as faulter. The blonde brawler gritted her teeth.
"So what!? You defending the criminal over Weiss now cause she's interested in you? Didn't know that's all it takes for you to turn sides." Jaune didn't bother responding to her provocations.
"Go sit down Yang, before you do something you'll regret." That was the straw that broke the camels back as the brawler pulled back her fist and struck at Jaune only for her fist to hammer against a a powerful barrier.
"Go sit down." Yang gritted her teeth and readied to hit again.
"Wow you must really wanna smash that midget if you're willing to take me on." The blonde brawler pulled back her fist but was shocked when Blake grabbed her fist and Ruby wrapped her arms around her sister's waist.
"Yang stop!"
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