Su Mu, who just graduated from college, suddenly traveled to the world of Honkai Impact III. It's just that this world is completely different from what he expected. Otto, the president of the Schicksal Foundation, announced his entry into the idol industry to contribute to his granddaughter's career. Anti-Entropy Entertainments newly released Homu movie has become the No. 1 box office hit worldwide. World Snake Security Company has launched a new funeral service. The highest standard service will have six gray snakes carrying the coffin. In response, the weak, pitiful and helpless Su Mu could only hug his big duck tightly. If you want to leave your own traces in this world, then start by making games! Honkai Impact III, Genshin Impact, Pokémon, Legend of Sword and Fairy, Resident Evil, Elden's Ring ... That day, Su Mu looked at the game list dominated by a certain yellow-skinned rabbit and secretly swore. One day, he will break the world's obsession with yellow-skinned rabbits and let them know that beautiful girls are the right ones! This is a MTL, I will try to touch up a little. Like names gender etc. OG: 开局制作崩坏三,我的老板是鸭鸭 Cover: https://x.com/tare_nu/status/1606553323058102272
[By the way, why do I feel that this statement is a bit astringent? Let the wolf be tainted with the fragrance, and then get into the sedan chair ... Isn't this getting married? ]
[Grass ... Wolf gets married ... If you say that, I can't go back! ]
After hearing Miko's analysis, the audience started talking wildly, which also made Sirin suddenly get goosebumps.
It would be too hasty for a wolf to get married!
Then Miko put all the materials into the incense burner, then borrowed the Immortal Sword from Sirin, cut open her chest, took out the blood, and fused it with the materials.
Then Sirin saw the red mist rising from the incense burner, and when she smelled it carefully, she smelled a very comfortable aroma.
" Wolf, you have been tainted with the fragrance of the source. As long as you sit on the sedan chair, you can open the way to the palace of the source. "
Yuzi looked at the wolf seriously and said in a very serious tone,
" The day when immortality will be cut off is just around the corner. Wolf, please go to Fairyland to retrieve the Dragon Tears. "
" Well, I'll do it. "
Sirin nodded, then left the castle tower and returned to the cave on the ghost Buddha.
[Speaking of which, how are we going to get to the Palace of Origin? I'm curious. ]
[Can you go there after being imbued with the fragrance of the source and sitting on the sedan chair? Could it be that someone would carry us to the Palace of Origin in a sedan? ]
The audience began to wonder how Qi Lang would get to the Palace of Origin.
After all, although Sekiro has magical qualities, it is not fantasy after all. It is impossible to go directly to the Palace of Origin as soon as you close and open your eyes.
In the game, it is said that you can go to the Palace of Origin by sitting on a sedan chair, but why you can go there by sitting on a sedan chair has greatly aroused the curiosity of the players.
" Hey, why are you thinking so much? You'll know it soon anyway. "
Sirin quickly ran into the cave while chatting with the audience.
The dilapidated sedan was still in the same place. Sirin walked over and circled around the sedan a few times, but found that it was just an ordinary sedan, nothing special.
So she finally walked into the sedan, sat down cross-legged, and quietly waited for the plot to progress.
The next second, her perspective suddenly changed to the third person, and then as the camera zoomed out, Sirin and the audience in the live broadcast room were shocked to see a thick, braid-like thing slowly coming from The top of the head stretched down.
Then the tail of the braid slowly opened and suddenly pressed down on the sedan!
' Boom—— ! '
With a heavy roar, the sedan was firmly caught in the pigtails.
Then the braid rose again, and as the camera stretched, Sirin and the audience were stunned to see that the owner of the braid was actually a giant scarecrow!
In the sea of clouds, the scary huge figure of the scarecrow stands on the top of the sky. It is surrounded by the tops of mountains. Roughly speaking, its height is at least more than a thousand meters!
Even the equally huge white snake god might look like an ordinary little snake in front of this scarecrow!
At this moment, the appearance of the scarecrow has taken away everyone's language function.
They thought of various ways to get to the Palace of Source, but no one could imagine that this process would be so shocking!
But if you think about it carefully, even such a giant scarecrow is just a means of transportation in the Palace of Origin. This makes people feel a strong sense of awe for the mysterious fairyland.
" Fuck! What is this!!! "
After being stunned for a while, until the scarecrow moved forward, Sirin finally recovered from the indescribable shock.
[Holy shit, shit, shit! ! ! Isn't this tm too scary? When I saw the scarecrow in its entirety just now, I was so frightened that my heart almost stopped. ]
[Made, the old thief is indeed an old thief. This is just to go to the Palace of Origin, but he actually made the scene so big ... ]
[Turtle, luckily wolves are immortal, otherwise according to their method of transportation, the people in the sedan would have been shot to death long ago. ]
In the shock of everyone, the Scarecrow walked to the edge of a mountain covered with a sea of clouds, and then leaned his body against the mountain wall, seemingly losing the ability to move.
Then Sirin also regained control of her body and emerged from the scarecrow's body.
She stood on the scarecrow's arm, staring at the palace in the fairy mist in front of her, and couldn't help but swallow.
" This is the Palace of Origin ... There aren't really gods in this place, right? "
After sighing, Sirin followed the scarecrow's arm to the gate of the Palace of Origin, and sat down on the ghost Buddha first. With the save point, she felt a lot safer.
Then she officially entered the gate of the Palace of Origin, but when she just walked to the bridge, a huge figure suddenly fell from the sky and blocked her in front of her.
[Breaking Monk]
The enemy that appeared in front of him was exactly the same as the monk who met in front of the cave in Shuisheng Village. It was just that the monk at that time was just a phantom, but now it was a serious monk who appeared in front of him.
" Isn't it right? This kind of welcome ceremony is coming to the Palace of Origin just now? "
Sirin's mouth twitched and she couldn't help but complain.
Others were fighting the BOSS at the end of the level , but it was good for her that she immediately arranged a BOSS to block the door as soon as she got up.
But there is no way, the BOSS still has to be fought.
Fortunately, the broken monk was not too perverted, and Sirin also had experience fighting with it. After grinding for an hour, she killed it with the Immortal Slash.
After killing the broken monk, Sirin officially entered the Palace of Origin, and the beautiful scenery in front of her made Sirin and the audience in the live broadcast room stunned.
I have to say that the scene in the Palace of Origin is really beautiful and very fairy-like.
The palaces built on the water, the endless waterfalls, the hazy mist ... all these scenes make people sigh, if there is a fairyland in this world, this is probably it.
After admiring the scenery of the Palace of Origin for a while, Sirin continued to explore.
Soon, she saw the strange-looking fog shadow noble in a blue coat in the house.
To be honest, although the players are used to all kinds of monsters in Sekiro, there are some monsters that they can't help but complain about what kind of mental state the old thief Su Mu was in when he created them.
For example, there is no leader, or the current fog shadow nobles.
This thing really makes people's sanity drop just by looking at it.
However, because Sirin had killed a fog shadow noble when she was in the Aquatic Village, she also knew that this thing looked scary, but was actually very weak. It could be killed with just a few blows, and the opponent didn't even have a single bite. The power to fight back.
So Sirin relaxed and searched around the room, assassinating a few fog shadow nobles from time to time, and it felt like she was unparalleled.
But perhaps because she was too relaxed, when searching for props, she didn't notice that there was a fog shadow noble hidden behind the screen.
Then Sirin walked and suddenly found that her body became heavier and heavier and weaker.
When she reacted, she realized that she was followed by a fog shadow noble, which was constantly absorbing the white essence from her body through the flute it held.
Only then did Sirin realize that this was the attack method of the fog shadow nobles.
" Fuck! This guy is sucking my semen! "
Sirin couldn't help but curse.
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After hearing Sirin's words, the barrage in the live broadcast room was instantly flooded with a series of question marks.
Sirin wanted to kill the fog shadow noble, but it was too late. She felt as if she had aged dozens of years instantly!
Let alone cutting someone, it's hard for her to even move now.
In the end, Sirin was very aggrieved and was beaten to death by the fog shadow noble with a flute.
After being resurrected, Sirin was so angry!
She has never been so wronged in her life!
She could accept that she would be killed endlessly by the BOSS . After all, her skills were inferior to others.
But being attacked and killed by this little monster in this way, Sirin felt like she was going to be completely humiliated!
So, Sirin became angry and went back to the original place, and then killed all the fog shadow nobles in retaliation. This was the only way to eliminate the hatred in her heart.
[This made me laugh so hard, Pufferfish, you really inherited the overturning attribute of Herrscher of the Void in the game, right? He was actually able to overturn his car on a monster and be beaten to death with a flute. I never imagined that there would be such a way to die in Sekiro. ]
[Pufferfish, can I ask, how do you feel after being sucked in? I'm curious. ]
After seeing Sirin die in such a depressing manner, some of the viewers in the live broadcast room gloated and laughed, some were comforting, and some were curious about how Sirin felt after her essence was absorbed.
Seeing the question on the barrage, Sirin thought for a while and then said,
" How should I put it ... The feeling of being sucked by Kirikage Nobleman is actually quite pleasant. It's just like when we usually have sex, but this time we passed out directly. "
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[No, puffer fish, what are you talking about? ! ]
[God tm rushes like we usually do! Pufferfish, how do you know how we feel when we flush? Aren't you a girl? ]
The audience was immediately shocked by Sirin's words of tiger and wolf and filled the screen with questions. However, some people became interested in the fog shadow nobles because of Sirin's statement.
In fact, of course Sirin lied to them.
Just kidding, how could the feeling of being sucked out of essence be comfortable?
It felt like she had aged dozens of years in an instant, she couldn't feel any strength, and her body felt as heavy as if she was carrying a mountain on her back. Sirin never wanted to try it again in her life.
But the audience in the live broadcast room just now laughed at her a lot.
I really like what Parker said: Drag them all into the water!
As the saying goes, having fun alone is not as good as having fun together. Since you have tried this feeling yourself, how can you let the brothers in the live broadcast room run away?
So Sirin told a big lie without blushing or heartbeat, and waited for the little cuties to jump into it.
Of course, not everyone expressed doubts about Sirin's statement, but after all, this was just a game, and since you wouldn't get pregnant if you tried, no one cared too much.
After successfully fooling the audience, Sirin continued to explore forward.
When she reached the lake, Sirin jumped in to see what was in the lake in the Palace of Origin.
However, just when she dived into the water, she suddenly heard a deafening sound of thunder. Looking up, she saw a bright thunder light suddenly lit up, illuminating the entire lake with a bright golden color.
Before Sirin could even think about it, she saw the thunder in the sky suddenly rushing toward her. Sirin was so frightened that she quickly got out of the water, but it was still a step too late. The thunder suddenly fell on her. On her body, while causing paralysis to her, it also took away most of her health bar.
" No! What is this?! I really just want to take a swim, why should I be punished by God? "
Sirin suddenly shouted angrily.
[Look at the pufferfish! The thunder just now seemed to have flown from the tree on the opposite side! ]
At this time, a sharp-eyed barrage reminded him in time.
At the prompt of the barrage, Sirin noticed that there seemed to be a figure on a huge tree trunk opposite the lake.
She took out the telescope of Jiyingzhong and looked at it, and found that it was a person playing football.
" Did he kick out the thunder just now? "
Sirin was a little curious, so she tried to dive into the water again. This time her eyes were firmly fixed on the direction of the tree.
Sure enough, when she first entered the lake, golden thunder appeared on the tree again, and then ran towards Sirin in the same way.
Now Sirin finally figured it out. It seemed that only by killing the person on the tree first could she safely explore the water of the Palace of Source.
So Sirin did not rush into the water, but continued to move forward from other directions. During the process, when crossing the bridge, she was almost swallowed by the fish king.
Fortunately, Sirin had already accumulated a wealth of experience in crossing bridges in Sekiro, so she would not be tricked by a sneak attack of this level.
When she finally reached the tree, she finally saw the guy who kicked the thunder and attacked her.
[The leader of Yujiamei quiet]
However, although this guy can fire thunder, he is unexpectedly weak when he gets close. His only move, Sky Thunder, will be restrained by Sirin's lightning return.
So Sirin also easily solved this elite monster.
" I expected her to be strong, but I didn't expect her to be so good. "
Sirin shook her head in disappointment.
As they explored the Palace of Sources, Sirin and the audience gradually discovered that the monsters in the Palace of Sources were actually not very strong. What was more troublesome for them was their weird attack methods, but after being cracked, there was nothing wrong with them. Threatened.
The real trouble was the monk who blocked the road from the beginning.
After figuring this out, Sirin's exploration speed became faster.
She did not rush to explore the map carefully, but planned to go through the main plot first, and then come back to slowly collect and do the side plots.
So after going through some obstacles, Sirin successfully passed through the palace of the Source Palace and came to the sacred mountain behind.