Chapter 1

''You're fired''

Shigeo sighed and felt tired after get's fired from work not physically but mentally because he only gets employed for 3 months and he got fired again.

He decided to go home because he got nothing to do but he didn't expect that he forgot something 'important' maybe because of him being unemployed again.

''Ahhhh sh*t'' Shigeo cursed and thought something 'It's been four years after i got transmigrated here'

He sighed and shook his head 'they say if you get transmigrated you get cheat ability, well it's only a fiction but it must be nice to have it' Shigeo thought and he decided to take his phone out but the one he gets is not a phone but a paper.

But its not ordinary paper well maybe for anyone its ordinary but for Shigeo its not, because it is a paper of a bargain sale in supermarket and maybe because of him being mostly being unemployed he wants cheap price of food to save money.

After Shigeo sees the paper he cursed so loud that the birds staying in the tree near him leave after he shout

''Fuuuuuuuuuu*k!!'' After he calm down a little he turned his wrists to look at his watch.

''Wait maybe there is more left'' Shigeo thought and runs towards the supermarket hurriedly because he is afraid if he missed the 'super sale' in supermarket.

Soon he know he is near in the supermarket but he heard someone that lets out a weird noise and hear that person who let out weird noise talk to a another person then Shigeo decided to take a peek who is talking.

Shigeo was slightly shocked what he saw. He saw a big crab and half human. well in short a monster, the big crab and half human have only white undergarments and we can clearly see that he is a well 'grown' man anyway i see other person aswell but he is different he is a human and have a black suit black hair and a pair of lifeless eyes and he have a briefcase in his hand.

Are curious why am i only slightly shocked to see a monster? Well let me explain that to you because in this world monster is normal since i always see in news that there is a monster who attack the other City  and he didn't expect to see a real one. Anyway let's continue.

Soon Shigeo heard the crab say something.

''Huh? You sure you don't want to run away?'' and the big crab raise his right claw to his head and swaying right and left while letting out some weird noise ''puku puku puku''

The black suit man sighed. And the crab said after seeing the man in the suit sigh ''I bet you're newly employed businessman tired of work'' and quickly added ''I ate too much crab and transform into this: Crablante. Why are'nt you running?'' And the crab made a weird sound again 'puku puku' and said

''you've got a death wish... Is that it?''

The man in the suit answered ''Well, not quite.'' The crab let out 'puku' sound again but only one time and the man in the suit lifelesslly added ''I'm no businessman.

I'm unemployed. Right now, im looking for a job. I have another interview today and got royally rejected.''

And after the man in the suit said that Shigeo see some passerby in the back of the crab after the person stopped and observe and after clearly see the crab he quickly shout and run away.

''I couldn't care less about anything'' the man in suit pause a little and added '' So i'm no mood to run just because the mighty Crablante has appeared.''

And then the crab let out noise again 'puku puku' and the man in the suit said ''So, what will happen if i dont run?'' The crab smile brightly 'puku' and he raise his claw to point in the eyes of the man in the suit and said ''Your eyes are lifeless, just like mine..

From one set of lifeless eyes to one another, i'll let you go.'' The crab starts to walk pass in the man on the suit and suddenly stopped he suddenly said something but his expression clearly change to anger and his eyes nearly popping ''Besides, right now...

I'm hunting different prey'' the man in the suit turned his head to look at the crab but didn't say anything the crab continued ''A big chinned brat... and when i find him, i'm gonna rip his arms off!'' and the crab lets out a weird noise again.

After they finished talking Shigeo immidiately leave because the crab might not spare him even if he is unemployed too so he took a detour.

After minutes of walking, he see the man in the suit stopped in front of the park. but he is not only one in the park but there is a big chinned boy that playing a ball with his foot.

'Eh?' Shigeo thought and added ''Didn't the crab say a big chinned brat... don't tell me that it's him?''

The man in the suit also notice the big chinned boy and stare at the boy and the man in the suit expression suddenly change

'Maybe he is thinking about something' Shigeo thought.

The boy asked ''What you're looking at?''

The man in the suit suddenly say something ''Oi, gaki. Were you messing with a big crab monster?''

''Huh?'' the big chinned boy thought and remembered something ''He was asleep in the park, so i drew him nipples with my marker.''

The man in the suit and Shigeo confirms something at the same time. 'It's definetely him'

Then Shigeo continued to walk because he is afraid that the supermarket goods might ran out, at the moment he is eavesdropping.

The man in the suit turned and tried to leave

too but we heard something in our back. ''I found you''

'It's the crab' Shigeo thought then he suddenly see the crab raise its claw and try to smash the big chinned brat but the man in the suit quickly saves the brat from being a paste.

And Shigeo could clearly see the face of the man in the black suit he has fear, confusion, and shock.

The man in the suit quickly said to the brat ''Kid, he is after you! Get out of here!'' and the crab takes a two step forward

''Don't worry about me. Just go!'' the man in the suit shouts.

''But...'' the brat point his finger on something and said ''My soccer ball...'' Shigeo confused why would the boy cares about the ball than his life but whatever ''You're ball?'' the man in the suit quickly shout.

And the crab steps at the ball and *pop* at same time he let out a weird sound 'puku' and added ''Hey what's the big idea?... Don't tell me you're gonna protect that stinking brat!''

Then Shigeo walked to the front of the man in the suit and the kid and answered ''Oi, oi, You're gonna kill him with some harmless prank?... Think first about this!'' Shigeo didn't know why but he decided to step in to buy time for the boy to run he didn't clearly know why he decided to help but he didn't want to watch something bad going to happen and clearly he have ability to help or buy some time.

The crab and the man in the suit stares at Shigeo and the crab says something ''puku* another job hunter? 'puku' I've already multilated lots of people'' and added after a second ''Whoever makes fun the way i look pays the price. No exception.'' the crab looks at the man in the suit and Shigeo.

''By the way'' and the crab finnally snaps ''That brat drew nipples on my body... With a permanent marker!'' then he showed his claws to us and said ''Look at these claws! I can't even use towel to wipe it off!''

Then he point his claws infront of our face ''Get in my way, and i'll make sure you two never get jobs again!'' then the man in the suit chuckle and then laugh loundly 'puku' the crab and i stares at him. ''It just came to me'' the man in the suit said to the crab.

''You look exactly like a villain from this anime i used to watch''

the man in the suit says. And the crab quickly moves his claw and swing to the man in the suit ''Guahh!... gyak!'' the crab sends flying the man in the suit.

The crab stares at me and expected me with a fear expression but to his disappointment i'm only standing unfazed infront of him.

I quickly kick his thighs and it didnt even budge 'he doesn't seem hurt' Shigeo thought while he is thinking the crab suddenly raise its claw at Shigeo and said ''Die!'' he smash it but thankfully Shigeo rolled and dodge it but the crab didn't chase Shigeo, then the crab look at the kid that is not moving in the place that shouting because of fear and the crab plan to smash the kid first but suddenly there is someone who throwed a rock at the crab.

''Hold it righ there!'' the man in the suit struggling to stand up suddenly said ''In this age of declining bearth rates, I can't just let you kill a kid''

Shigeo and the crab looks the man in the suit that have blood bleeding in his head. and the man in the suit starts blaberring about wanting being a hero since a little kid and not a businessman that sent a villain flying in one punch.

While he is blabbering Shigeo is getting ready, he took off his suit and loose his necktie like the bliddy man in doing too while blaberring.

And he suddenly shouts 'Bring it on!' while his necktie is around his fist. the crab says ''Some hero you are!'' while his claw punched the face of the man in the suit again and again.

Shigeo frowned and thought 'Is this some kind of joke it is like the anime i watch in my past life that the villain waiting finishe the mc's dialogue before attacking'

Shigeo then focused on fight between the crab and the man in suit that looks a mess now and he hear the crab said ''You don't stand chance against me'' after the crab pause and continued ''You're life ends.... now!''

Shigeo see the crab is going to finish it but he quickly shouted while holding his neck tie ''Oi, did you forget about me?'' the man in the suit and me nodded each other while the crab looked at me.

The crab ignored me and looked at the man in the suit again and i started running while readying the necktie i am holding

the crab is going to smash him but i suddenly kick his back of the knee and it bend slightly while his aim in his punch gots dodge easily by the man in the suit and he quickly jumped same time as me while we tie the necktie in the crabs eye and pulled it together.

The eyes of the crabs are leaving in its place while it lets out a yellow disgusting liquid out of its eye sockets. the crab shout in pain ''Guaaaahhhhhh!!'' while his yellowy liquid let outs in his eye as he is shaking in pain while standing.

Then Shigeo looked at the big chinned brat that clearly saw what is everything while his expression looks annoying and awe? 'Why is he born with abnormally big chin? its not logical maybe its not really a chin... well whatever i don't really care' Shigeo thought.

The crab then fall in the ground while twitching. Shigeo and the man with bloody body walked towards the crab while panting its really tiring because if your adrenaline gets activate after the fight your body loses so much strength.

I gave a quick look at the bloody man and he looks at me as well

''So? what is your name? my name is Takahashi Shigeo i forgot and didn't introduce myself earlier because of this crab'' Shigeo said while pointing his thumb in the crab.

The bloody man replied ''Saitama. Thanks for your help earlier i don't know what will happen if i am only one there protecting that kid'' Shigeo then said ''it's nothing, because if i can clearly help i will help, because if i leave while knowing what is happening and i clearly can help it will leave bad taste in my mouth.''

Saitama then replied ''Even so thanks'' and Shigeo suddenly asked ''Are you okay? cause you look like a mess, do you want to go to hospital?''

''Ow! now that you said i suddenly feel pain'' Saitama said

and he added ''It's okay i will treat it in my house so you don't have to worry about it'' Shigeo then nodded because he and saitama are really strangers so he had no obligations to do so and clearly saitama is a man but if its a cute girl maybe...

Then Shigeo bid farewell with Saitama and quickly go home because he is super tired he quickly go to the bathroom and wash his face and looked at the mirror and thought 'I am really handsome' he had silverish white hair blue eyes and handsome face that complemented each other, after he washes his face he quickly go to bed and lie down to it while contemplating with something.

Then he suddenly remembered the 'super sale' but he is too tired to go in supermarket and buy it or if he go in supermarket and it empty he only waste his energy so he quickly shut off his eyes and suddenly fell asleep.

Then sudenly he heard a mechanical voice.

[Do you wish to bound with the system?]

'Huh?' Shigeo got confused.

[Y/N?]