Leone chats with the god of chaos

Leone decides to do the smart thing and asks the Being in his system what's going on.

"you want to know what's going on hmm about what I can tell you what's going on on planet Delta of Quadrant ten of the Empire of Slugs in the universe where slugs were the first beings to become sentient. Or perhaps you want to know about why your parents named you Leone lovely story that was. or perhaps you want--"

Leone "No none of that what's going on with the system the apocalypse these items who are you?"

Creol "Hmmm now those are some complex questions you asking me do you truly want the answers to them my mortal toy?"

Leone "Yes, I believe I do"

Creol "hahaha joy not even a day and you're smart enough to realize issues and brave enough to ask me questions or is it foolhardy enough since you don't know who I am exactly fine I guess a formal introduction is needed? I AM CREOL THE LAST OF THE ODDLY NUMBERED PRIMORDIAL GODS OF THE MULTIVERSE CURRENTLY KNOWN BY ALL AS THE GOD OF CHAOS. Now that the dramatic introduction is over I guess I should explain what type of apocalypse is coming your way you foolishly ignorant mortal. Well for the apocalypse I don't know what it's gonna be in 3 months currently I'm thinking of making it a world where food becomes sentient and tries to eat humans the irony hahaha--"

Leone "Wait you're going to make the apocalypse what is this a game to you."

Creol "Why of course it's a game to me I made a rpgish system for you mortals. What you expected me to be a benevolent higher power who grants miracles when I spot mortals in trouble sorry but nope that's not me that's Bob and Bob is very nice he only requires you to sacrifice being selfish and 2,000 virgins a month but not virgin women virgin men couldya belive it. I do wonder what he does with all those men hmmm is it a harem for him or is it a food stockpile I've asked before but he just won't tell me I'm an evil God and he can't trust me with the information. But I've existed since the start of the multiverse it's not my fault I was made in the void where no multiverse reached for millennia all alone and I lost a few nuts and bolts. Anyway yes, I will cause the apocalypse cause I'm bored waiting for something else to start okay? good capiche now what's the other question again."

Leone stood there stunned "Uhhh what's with the unusable objects I got from the gift box I guess?"

Creol "Why of course they are tied to your bloodline and you can't use them till your bloodline reaches a certain amount wouldn't it be funny if you could use a bloodline object when you are not even a quarter of the species also odd thing neither of your parents has the bloodline but you don't seem to be adopted I guess your mom cheated on your dad nope never mind your the only being in this universe with this bloodline hmmm perhaps the old man the will of the multiverse bestowed you with it wait doesn't that mean if I help you increase it I'm helping it with its plans hm well I can help you cause it's funny while finding his plans and inform you hey perhaps he meant for me to catch the attention of your planet then I'm not the one causing the apocalypse technical it's the will of the multiverse who caused it hahaha therefore I am helping you mortals take that Bob you goodie two shoes. hmm well anyway it's only through my help you can keep your family safe if you want revenge on me just get strong enough to defeat me if you can course that's if you can stay mentally stable with the changes your bloodline will bring upon you."

Leone "Wait what do you mean by that"

Creol "I can't hear you, so anyways yes uhm you gonna want to continue increasing your bloodline probably use your quests to get basic survival skills maybe some scythe training sneak oh and makeup skills never know when you need to disguise yourself so make up a complete mandatory quest for you"

*ding*

[New Quest learn how to dress and act like a woman]

[Reward: information on what the apocalypse will truly be and not my BS]

[Punishment: sentient food shall be added to the apocalypse and will be as strong as Hulk Hogan]

Leone "But why what did I do to you to deserve this"

Creol "Trust me, kid, this will be useful for you also cause it's funny I am the God of Chaos what you expected me to give you a quest you like I don't know perhaps a quest go kick your high school bully in the balls 20 times you would prefer but honestly nope ima give you what I feel you need and is entertaining for me I can give you a better reward perhaps a robot girlfriend that cannot fight for you to drag through the apocalypse would be better than info of the disaster I'm brewing for you your choice kiddo what's it going to be but you are doing this quest and every time you fail the apocalypse will get worse so suck it up put your big boy pants on and do it." they cut communication completely.

Leone "Why in the nine realms did I have to get stuck with this psychopath watching me"

Creol "I heard that" cuts off the connection again.

Leon stands in his room questioning what he did to be stuck with a mad God and why the God is obsessed with making him crossdress.