Don't You Dare!

In a deep underground cave, you hear the loud cheering coming from who? Well, let's see.

Me: I'm so rich! I can buy as much food as I want with this! 

I jump into gold for the thousandth time and swim in it.

Me: And my mother said I would never be rich but look at me now! I'm swimming in gold, overpowered and, and I'm all alone...

But who cares I can do whatever I want now! 

My ears suddenly twitch to the upcoming vibrations coming from the entrance tunnel.

Someone was coming!  But how on earth was I going to be able to hide all this money!?

I scrambled around in a panic thinking about how and where to hide. I should have listened to my mother about hiding your wealth! Soon tall men covered in black loomed over me.

Boss: Looks like we won the lottery! *Evil chuckles* 

He turns around to his lackeys and orders them to start taking away the gold and looks at me shaking.

Boss: You know you have a large bounty on your head.

The Boss starts to walk around me and brings a gun pointing it to my head

Boss: 70 million pokedollars!

 70 million pokedollars!

 With that, I'm set for life! And all I need to do is capture you and then I'm rich!

He pulls the trigger.

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