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I am Male, All Others are Not!(BNHA/WC)-2

"That's a big door." Hisako, her talent of stating the obvious was a delightful gift to this universe.

As one might realize from the fact that we were both standing before the enormous door of the class 1-A, both Hisako and I had passed the entrance exam and were now students and UA academy. Pros; free use of super powers, stellar education in non super subjects, mentorship from seasoned pro heroes and beautiful girls as company. Cons, the uniform made look like a moron and it was still school.

"Let's go." I said with a sigh as I slid the door open and entered the class, to see some familiar and some very unfamiliar faces.

I could see Yaoyorozu and a girl with red and white hair who had a scar over her left eye who I assumed to be the female Todoroki. Then there was the froggy looking Asui, literal bird headed Tokoyami, pink cutie Ashido and Jirou with her earphone jacks.

Then there was a girl with long blue hair and a girl with dark skin and blond hair. Both of whom I had no idea about who they were. It was kinda humbling to be surprised so early into my journey into this school.

Though I definitely could have done without the whole staring at me thing. Thanks for making me the only guy in the school, mom and dad; of course it doesn't gather any unwelcome attention on me.

Fortunately I had my emotional support friend Hisako with me, so I just ignored all the stares I was receiving and just sat down at my seat.

After that more students arrived, most of whom I assume to be the original members of the class 1-A in their gender flipped glories. Though every new student that walked into the room took a few seconds just to look at me, which was doing well for my ego; ladies can't get enough of looking at me, until...

"Who is the extra asshole called Hanma Baki!" A blond bombshell with spiky hair and red eyes entered the room with a glare on her face as she yelled, making most of the class look at me.

How did they even... oh, right, I am the only guy in the whole class... and the whole year... and the whole school.

"You mother fucker, how dare you steal my spot?!" She gritted out as she looked at me, reminding me that I had placed first in the exam. Not that it mattered much, we had been fighting against just dumb robots anyway.

"Who do you think you are?!" Oh great, she was still talking. Who was the moron that claimed asshole guys' asshole antics became cute when they were girls? I have to punch him in the face for his lies. The only thing cute about this bitch was the rather impressive amount of junk she had on her truck, if you know what I mean.

"Kacchan?" Fortunately for me, the attention of the explosion weirdo was stolen by the one who had been once the main character of this universe and holy fuck! Female Deku had a chest that looked even more impressive than the pair of Yaoyorozu! Deku was a thic shortstack!

"Deku?! The hell are you doing her you little bitch?!" Wow, I am surprised no one has shoved a soap in this girl throat in a permanent way.

"Quiet down." But before I could ponder any further on the possible reactions to Bakugo's profanities, a giant caterpillar rose from behind the door and looked at us with dead fish like eyes.

"It took you all eight seconds to completely quiet down, you all need to work on your reaction times." Rude, but accurate.

"My name is Aizawa, I'm the home room teacher, now put on these." The former caterpillar said as she pulled out a gym uniform from… somewhere. "And then go outside, we have work to do."

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"A quirk apprehension test?" The extras around her exclaimed at the hobo looking teacher's words.

"You all must have done something similar in your old schools. Things like fifty meter dashes or softball throws. We will do all of them, but instead of the illogical no quirk version that is done in normal schools, this will be a test with quirks where none of you will be holding back." Katsumi liked the sound of those words, she always thought the whole 'letting everyone compete as equals' thing in Aldera to be bullshit. No one was equal. The only way they were equal in there was how much they all were beneath her.

"But what about things like orientation? Or the welcome ceremony?" The round faced extra beside Deku, who definitely should not be here, asked with a worried look. Dumbass, who even cared about stuff like that anyway.

"Those things don't really matter. If you want to be heroes you can't waste time on such frilly niceties." Even the teacher said it. She might actually start to like this hobo.

"The thing that makes UA the alma matter of the best of the best is the 'freedom' on the campus. That freedom extends to us teachers as well." She said before taking out a juice pack and sucking its contents out.

"Hanma, get over here." She then said as she gestured to the sole guy in the class, what was a man doing in the hero course anyway? And more importantly, why the hell did he have a higher score than her in the entrance exam?!

"You were the highest scorer in the entrance exam, and there are those who have doubts about whether you can actually stay in the hero course, so show me the best you can do. You can do whatever you want as long as you stay in the circle." Teacher said with a tone one might use to talk about the weather as she threw the ball in her hand to Hanma.

If nothing else this would be amusing to watch. To see the underwhelming score of someone without a quirk before the results of those who had power completely destroyed his efforts. Katsumi likely would have continued to have such thoughts but they were cut short as Hanma took a rather weird stance.

The weirdo actually turned back from where he was supposed to be throwing before leaning down with the ball in his hand, somewhat reminding her of a pitcher, and then…

"Hnh!"

…faster than she could comprehend, he turned back and uncoiled as he threw the ball with a force that should be impossible! There was no way a human could actually throw a ball that far without a quirk!

"And this is how ones who aim to become heroes should be." The hobo said like they hadn't just seen the impossible happen as she showed them the result.

706.5 meters.

"Welcome, to the UA Hero Course."

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