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Showdown: This Is The Chat Group Of The Gods

# PARODY # COMMUNICATE Su Ze joined a chat group. The members in the chat group were peculiar; they enjoyed discussing topics such as ancient history and hymns of the gods. Their usernames were all bizarre too. Some examples of usernames were Handsome Guy With Lightning Bolt, the Most Beautiful Goddess, Dominator of the Sea, Grandpa With Magical Power and A Fireball In My Hand. Grandpa With Magical Power asked, “Su Ze, what’s your thoughts on Ragnarok? How would you handle the situation?” The Most Beautiful Goddess asked, “Who do you think is prettier? Venus or Athena? The Dominator of the Sea asked, “Do you think it’s Poisedon’s fault that there's rising tides in the sea? If he is not at fault, should he kill all those who slander him?” Su Ze answered all these strange questions one by one, but his responses stirred up a huge commotion in the group! One of them replied, “Su Ze, how are you so well-versed in everything? You are surely a sage!” Another one of them exclaimed, “You solved our biggest problems! If you become a god, I suppose you can solve many problems!” Much later, a female chat group member named Golden Apple told Su Ze privately, “Let me tell you the truth. This is actually a chat group among the gods. I have long taken a liking to you…”

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The Shocked Gods in the Chat Group! Buying Something From the Store Again!

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Only Say Love When Lonely: [This... How is this possible?! is it really... something that can be accomplished? The almighty Su Ze is so terrifying!]

The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer: [As expected of the almighty Su Ze! So terrifying right from the start! To think you completed the mission of 1,000 points perfectly! And an additional 1,000 points were even awarded, I'm so envious! Almighty Su Ze, with the good relationship between us, can you share some experience? (tearful eyes.jpg)]

The Painting Genius: [Is this the terror of the almighty Su Ze? To obtain 2000 points from a single mission, how many drawings do I have to paint to get such an amount! (tearful eyes.jpg)]

Careful I'll Find Your Truth: [I'll admit that I once suspected that the almighty Su Ze was not almighty at all. Now, I admit that I had been hasty! Completing a mission of 1,000 points perfectly! I'm afraid that he might be an almighty above the plane level! Isn't he too strong?!"

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade: [I have to admit that it's simply terrifying! Su Ze is indeed the number one almighty in this group! I concede defeat!"

These few Gods who had completed missions before had indeed experienced the hellish difficulty of their first mission. However, they didn't expect that even after they had spent a lot of time and energy barely completing their respective first missions, the highest score among them was only a D-rank.

Some of them could not even complete the mission!

Therefore, when Su Ze notification popped up, it really shocked all the group members!

And the scariest thing was, Su Ze had only entered the group chat for less than four days!

Even if he had received the mission on the first day, his speed of completing it in four days was already crushing!

Furthermore, his completion rate was a perfect S-rank grade!

In comparison, everyone else had just lost completely!

This was also the reason why all the group members were shocked.

The Painting Genius: [@Su Ze (unknown), can you explain to me how to paint? I received a mission to paint the stars! It's too difficult, and I haven't completed it yet. Would you please be so kind to give some advice?"

Su Ze saw the Painting Genius' message and thought of his previous works. He couldn't help but shake his head. After thinking about it, he replied.

Su Ze (unknown): [Skill comes from practice. Nothing is difficult in this world as long as you put your heart and soul into it!]

Only Say Love When Lonely: [So profound! Although I don't understand these words, they seem really cool and logical! I'll try to comprehend these sentences! I must work hard to become a terrifying existence like boss Su Ze! (fist.jpg)]

The Painting Genius: [I don't really understand these words! Boss Su Ze, can you explain them to me?]

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade: [The format of these words is so familiar! I seem to have heard of it somewhere before!]

Su Ze looked at the message and laughed. Where could he have seen it before? They could be found on the elementary school textbooks!

The Star-chasing Youth with a Hammer: [Brother Chaos, hurry up and say it!]

Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade: [Legend has it that during the Chaos Era a long time ago, there was such a way of talking. However, as the group of people that talked that way disappeared, the way of talking like this gradually disappeared as well!]

Only Say Love When Lonely: [In that case, the almighty Su Ze is just too terrifying!!! (shocked.jpg)]

The Painting Genius: [Can he really be that terrifying?]

Careful I'll Find Your Truth: [The only one who has convinced me in this life will be boss Su Ze! (fresh flowers.jpg)]

Su Ze laughed out loud when he saw this.

Was the Chaos Era a mother's womb? Those were the songs he had heard since he was in his mother's womb!

Su Ze did not continue to read the discussions of the group members. Instead, he clicked into the group's system store and began to purchase items.

...

Ziyun Plane.

Breakthrough Choas with a Blade was a middle-aged man. He held a long sword as he stood on top of a Qingyun rock.

In front of him were several world circles that he had single-handedly created.

Looking at the endless chaos at the end of the starry sky, he then lowered his head to look at the yellowed paper scroll in his hand.

He was still muttering Su Ze's words. "Skill comes from practice!"

The mind of the man with the ID "Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade mind" was in a mess now.

The paper scroll in his hand was filled with ancient characters that he could not understand.

He had been trying to comprehend the words for hundreds of years, but he only understood one sentence!

It read, "Confucius said: How delightful I am to have friends coming from afar!"

The problem was he could understand what these characters meant, but not the meaning behind them.

He had a premonition that if he were to be able to comprehend these supreme contents, he would definitely be able to reach the Paramount Realm above the plane's Supreme Realm!

"Su Ze must be an existence above the Supreme Realm! He might even be a monster from the beginning of the Chaos Era!" Breakthrough Chaos with a Blade thought to himself. At this moment, his impression of Su Ze was that the almighty was covered under a veil of mysteries.

He really wanted to ask Su Ze more questions, but he was afraid that Su Ze would be displeased. If he angered Su ze, Su Ze might be able to overcome all the dimensional barriers and suppress him!

That was why he was very careful with Su Ze.

He was only thinking about how to build a good relationship with Su Ze!

...

Su Ze had no idea how much of a disturbance his casual words had caused.

At this moment, he did not pay attention to the silly group members in the chat group and was instead seriously looking for an item that suited him.

He was about to enter the Martial Artist Academy, so what he needed next was not just to simply increase his strength.

The physical fitness of a martial artist only determined one's bottom line.

The truly powerful ones were those with unpredictable and unimaginable martial arts moves and cultivation techniques.

Su Ze thought for a moment and confirmed his situation.

With the Indestructible Vajra Body, it was certain that his physical body was definitely not weak!

However, the upper limit of the first level was not high, maybe only able to last for the Martial Artist Realm. He could already feel that his speed of improvement was slowly decreasing as if he was about to encounter a bottleneck.

When he reached the Martial Master Realm, he would need the help of the second level to be able to advance even faster.

Currently, Su Ze only had 2,000 points, and level 2 of the Indestructible Vajra Body required 1,000 points.

However, the other thing that he had been longing for was the Chaos Supreme Palm Technique.

For this martial arts move, the total points required for the first and second level was 1,500 points.

This made Su Ze feel troubled. Should he exchange for a martial arts technique or the Indestructible Vajra Body?

Su Ze thought for a moment and decided to put more importance on the improvement of his physical fitness First!

After all, the physical body was the foundation. Only when the foundation was solid would one be able to steadily build tall buildings.

Thus, Su Ze exchanged for level 2 of the Indestructible Vajra Body, spending 1,000 points.

Level 3 required 2,000 points, which doubled.

With the remaining 1,000 points, Su Ze exchanged for the Chaos Supreme Palm Technique and spent 500 points! He still had 500 points left.

Su Ze did not plan to save these 500 points. After all, he was about to enter the Martial Arts Academy.

After entering the academy, it would not be as calm as it was in high school.

Students of the Martial Arts Academy were to face the myriad of demons head-on, as such, Su Ze wanted to exchange the 500 points for items that were useful to him!