Shake the Universe.

Warning. This Death Battle is between the characters "CaseOh" and "IShowSpeed". Not the real people behind said characters. I have the utmost respect for both streamers, who I watch clips of regularly. Enjoy!

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It was the most peaceful day in Ohio...

We arrive at IShowSpeed's setup, and it's ablaze. He doesn't seem to mind, however, as he remains unfazed, focused intently on his Fall Guys game. Behind him, a burning houseplant crashes to the floor, sending up a dramatic burst of flames to everything behind his extravagant setup.

Speed: Chat, we are so close to that crown! We are so close! DAMN! (He crushes his controller with his bare hands)

He watches as another person's avatar seems to celebrate, username "CASEOH". Then, he looked at his chat, which was a hologram, next to him. They all seemed to be spamming Ls.

Speed: Chat, I need this guy's coordinates right now. RIGHT NOW CHAT!

In less than 2 seconds, the username "Istartdeathbattles" posted them. And just as quickly, he leaves the room so fast, a dust cloud appears, before vanishing. We see a PNG of Speed rapidly approaching the "state" of Arkansas.

Case: LET'S GET IT! THAT'S OUR 4TH ONE TODAY! Who just said don't eat the crown?

Suddenly, he hears a rumbling in front of his trailer, he walks out and sees an angry Speed.

Case: Oh hey, you the delivery guy?

Speed: FUCK NO!

Case: Ah. (Whispers) Chat, who is this?

Speed: Man, stop chucking me

Case: What?

Speed: You heard me! Stop bro!

Case: Sure bud.

Case turns around to head back to his cave. This simple act, however, delivered a gust of wind so intense, that Speed was launched back, slamming his head on whatever "life" there was in Arkansas.

Speed: So that's how we're gonna play?

By the time he had fully re-entered, Speed was already inside.

FIGHT!

Speed rushes at Case and starts delivering rapid punches to his stomach. Despite the flurry of blows, Case remains unfazed, continuing to stare down at his opponent. 

Case: Are you... Is he punching me?

Case tries to go for a bear hug to restrain him, but Speed simply hops around him, creating after images with his... speed. This is when Case mistakenly raises his leg as if to take a step forward, and with a thunderous stomp, he generates a shockwave that shakes and tears apart the trailer, propelling Speed out of the entire country. He skips across the ocean like a rock.

Case: Thundergirl with the fiver, "You're too heavy for him to attack" Shut up bud.

In an instant, Speed darts back and lands a powerful punch that sends the giant staggering backward.

Speed: Stop playing with me!

Case stomps the ground several more times, sending shockwaves toward Speed, who deftly dodges and flips his way through each one with incredible agility. Speed moves so fast that he begins to spin mid-air then jumps and executes a picturesque bicycle kick, driving Case into the ground. Landing on top of him, Speed starts bouncing that ass with such force that Case sinks deeper and deeper into the crater.

Just then, Case receives a donation from the username "VivlorAxiom." With renewed strength, he heaves upwards and slaps Speed back, now sporting basketball gear.

Case: You're disgusting!

Speed: Well you weird as hell, looking like a Blueberry-

Case hurls a fiery basketball at Speed, who narrowly dodges it. Case quickly follows up with a barrage of basketballs, launching them at a surprising speed for him. Speed gets hit by a few while trying to block, and accidentally kicks one back. At this point, he used one hand to throw basketballs and the other to eat Wendy's, but the basketball hit his food and burned it.

Case: Hey! Chat, do not type thank God.

Speed: So that's what chat meant by Common Sense!

Speed swiftly gathers all the basketballs and gets a donation for a Pikachu firework, which falls into his hand. He looks at it in dismay and growls. For some inexplicable reason, he throws the Pikachu at Case, but it just bounces off his stomach.

Case: Alright, ban everyone that said of course.

Meanwhile, with a grunt, Speed kicks the still-burning basketballs at Case, which ignites the fireworks and sends them blasting straight into his face.

Case: Holy!!

Speed: Common, W Speed chat!

Speed charges at the distracted Case and unleashes a Sonic Bark directly to his face. The immense force of the Sonic Bark tears through the battlefield, causing everything in its path to tremble and shake. The powerful soundwave slams into Case head-on, making him stagger before propelling him into the air, while the surrounding "environment" is shredded apart by the shockwave.

Case: Chat, we need to lock in.

As Case lands, he receives another donation, which brings a devilish grin to his face. Speed starts to warm up, gearing up to blitz his foe once more. Only to run into a circle of Chica!

Speed: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Case, who was standing a bit further back, laughs.

Case: "Ha! You should've seen the look on your fa—"

Suddenly, a stretchy arm punches Case from a distance. The arm retracts back to Speed, who now sports a Straw Hat.

Speed: Thanks for the donation chat!

Speed winds up and yells out a Gum Gum Pistol before firing the missle of an arm at Case. The attack misses, but he catches the arm instead.

Case: No, I'm not eating it!

He yanks Speed forward and spins him around in the air before letting him go, sending him soaring and screaming.

Case: Alright, chat, give me something good.

User "TheAdventurerFromWithin" donates a 1x1 Lego piece.

Case: Thanks for the dono, you're banned. Have a good night. You know what? For that, I'm jumping!

Case leaps into the air at high speeds, aiming straight for Speed.

Just then, he receives a donation. It was a simple phone, and it was ringing.

Speed: Hello?

Talking Ben: Hohoho!

Speed: Did you call me just to laugh?

Talking Ben: M'Yes. Hohoho!

Ben cuts the call as soon as Case grabs Speed, whose facial expression seems to be a mixture of acceptance and that of a guy who is holding in laughter. After two flips, he delivers a seismic slam, shouting as he drives him into the ground with such force that half the planet erupts in an explosion.

As the dust settles, Case brushes himself off and checks the chat.

Case: What do you mean lighter than usual? Wait a sec—what's that sound?

Indeed, a piercing, banshee-like wail fills the air as the dust begins to settle. Emerging from the debris, Speed is now shirtless and visibly more muscular. His presence is imposing, with his newly defined muscles gleaming under the light and a fierce determination in his eyes. The once faint sounds of his struggles have now turned into a full-blown, thunderous roar.

Case: Huh. He looks just like me!

As Case's chat berates him for that red-faced lie, Speed slowly walks forwards, menacingly!

Speed: I've shown you speed! Now I—SHOW—STRENGTH!

Speed lunges forward, delivering a devastating punch to his stomach. The impact echoes like a thunderclap, and the force of the blow causes him to jolt backwards slightly.

Before Case can even register the first hit, Speed's fists fly at his face, connecting with precision. The first punch snaps Case's head to the side, while the second one lands squarely on the opposite cheek, causing his jowls to ripple from the impact. Case stumbles, trying to regain his balance, but Speed is already in motion, ducking under a wild, clumsy swing from the powerhouse.

He weaves in and out, his fists a blur as they repeatedly connect with Case's midsection. Each punch lands with the sound of a sledgehammer hitting concrete. The sheer speed and intensity of the attack create shockwaves that ripple outward, distorting the air around them.

Speed's chat is going wild, as his punches grow even more ferocious.

Speed: HOLD THAT!

His fists strike like twin meteors, slamming into Case's gut three times in quick succession. The first punch causes Case to gasp for air, the second one forces him to double over, and the third, delivered with all the might Speed can muster, drives the breath out of Case's lungs and is somehow able to lift him off the ground.

The force of these blows is too much, even for someone of Case's immense size. His knees buckle, and he collapses onto the ground. Speed steps back, panting heavily, his chest heaving as he watches Case.

Speed: Speed is better than you!

But then, Case receives a donation. The camera pans to him as in his hands, he holds a weapon of utmost power.

A Taco Bell Steakhouse Burrito.

Case: Heh. You IDIOT! (Finishes it whole)

Case's body suddenly begins to glow with an ominous, pulsating aura.

Speed: Chat, do I attack him? No? Alright Alright.

The ground beneath him cracks and crumbles, unable to bear the weight. His massive blue hoodie, once comfortably draped over his body, stretches and strains against his expanding form, the fabric groaning as it accommodates his newfound size. Yet, Case doesn't stop. He keeps growing, each passing second adding hundreds of feet to his height until his colossal figure looms over the entire landscape.

Speed: Chat are you sure?

The stars flicker and fade in his shadow, and the moon itself is obscured as Case keeps growing, an unstoppable force of nature, until his hoodie alone blots out the heavens. What was once a simple garment now resembles a titanic curtain, fitting for this sinker of ships. His face, now a distant, towering monument, peers down from the heavens like a god surveying the earth, the faint glow of his aura the only light in the void his size has created.

And still, he keeps growing. What even is the size? Just yet another concept, willing to be broken by Case's weight.

Case: Get ready!

Speed: Nah. You know what? I'd win!

Suddenly, Speed pulls his hand back, mimicking a domain expansion technique. A dark, ominous aura surrounds him, and with a forceful motion, he unleashes it. The entire world around CaseOh begins to fracture, like glass.

In an instant, everything around CaseOh disintegrates, leaving him floating in an endless, pitch-black void. The vast emptiness swallows all sound, plunging him into an eerie silence that presses down on him from every direction. It's as if the universe itself has been stripped away. The only thing that remains is the faint glow of his chat, flickering like a ghostly presence in the inky blackness.

He pants heavily.

Case: Chat. Ok. Chat, what do we do here?

He reads the holographic chat in front of him.

Case: Alright, ban the guy who just said eat the void. (He pinches the corners of his eyes in disappointment.) No shot yall are spamming eat the void.

Immediately he says it, a Twitch poll finishes, with Eat the Void as one option at 100% votes, and take off your drawers at 0%.

Case: Just know, after all of this, you're all banned.

He opens his mouth wide and begins to inhale...everything. The darkness, the void, every inch of the nothingness surrounding him is drawn into his gaping maw. The void, once infinite and all-consuming, now shrinks and collapses into the ever-growing abyss that is his mouth.

As the last vestiges of the void vanish into him, CaseOh suddenly finds himself back in reality, not standing on solid ground anymore. It had been replaced with the weightlessness of space.

The hunger doesn't stop. No, it intensifies.

Speed: Are you serious right now?

CaseOh's form swells, his very being dwarfing the planet itself. His colossal figure looms over the Earth, now a mere Donut in comparison. He leans forward and opens his mouth wide. The Earth, with all its life, history, and weight, is nothing more than a morsel to him now. He bites down, teeth crushing continents and oceans as he devours the planet whole, every last bit of it.

Speed included.

. . .

After taking two blinks, Speed reopened his eyes to a vast, celestial plane of pure, radiant white, stretching infinitely in all directions. As Speed's vision adjusted, a majestic figure began to materialize in the distance, standing tall and exuding what one can only describe as an absolute positive aura.

Before him stood the Greatest of All Time.

He opens his eyes in awe, looking at his chat, then back at the deity.

Speed: Ronaldo! Cristiano Ronaldo... Is that really you?

CR7: Yes, my child.

Speed: So you are god! I told those Messi fans...

CR7 places a hand on Speed's shoulder.

CR7: I hope you understand that you are dead right now.

Speed: For real? Damn.

CR7: But your work isn't done yet, my child. I will give you a decimal of my power. Show that giant how legends handle business.

Speed felt a surge of power as if his very soul was being revitalized. His body glowed with newfound energy. CR7's voice echoed in his mind.

CR7: Now go! Siuu!!

As Speed descended back onto the battlefield, his once mortal body now shimmered with a celestial energy, pure and powerful. As he floated in mid-air, the remnants of his previous self began to dissolve, making way for something greater.

Piece by piece, the legendary Portugal football kit materialized around him. Each article of clothing seemed to radiate its own energy as it attached itself to Speed. His legs were adorned first, the iconic shorts and socks appearing in flashes of red and green light. The jersey enveloped his torso next, tightening around him like a second skin, pulsating with the essence of class.

But as the final piece—the number 7 at the back of his shirt—flared into view, there was an explosion of light, one which had forced CaseOh's hunger to stop in his tracks. Speed's kit, now with a glowing white outline, had gifted him with a newfound power.

CaseOh: This guy just won't quit!

Despite CaseOh's enormous, universe-shattering size, he swings his arm, delivering a colossal, galaxy-sized punch that crackles with fiery energy. One could see the celestial bodies twinkle around his fist.

But Speed is unfazed.

Speed: "Let's play football!"

In one swift motion, Speed conjures a football, channeling his power into it. With a forceful kick, the ball rockets towards his arm, colliding with such intensity that the punch is deflected mid-swing. Speed doesn't stop there—he darts forward, weaving through the vacuum of space like a beam of light. He spirals around CaseOh's gigantic arm with impossible speed, leaving it twinkling for some reason. Before the giant can even react, his arm is rocked back from the relentless assault of kicks that not even he could.

Case: OWW!

Speed flies back and seems to charge up! And as he releases, a silhouette of his idol can be seen in a constellation behind him.

Speed: CRISTIANO RONALDO! SEWEY!

A blinding beam, ablaze with the vibrant red and green of Portugal's national colours, erupted from Speed's mouth, roaring like a storm of divine fury. The colossal surge of energy tore through the cosmos, leaving trails of light in its wake as it hurtled toward CaseOh. The universe-sized titan stood frozen in sheer disbelief, his vast form dwarfed by the unstoppable force.

The beam collided with him, and in that moment, the heavens themselves seemed to tremble. CaseOh's immense figure was consumed entirely by the radiant onslaught, his form vanishing within the tidal wave of Portuguese power. The searing energy coursed through every atom of his being, unravelling galaxies as it streamed over him. The agony that followed was indescribable—a pain so profound, it was as though Ronaldo himself had descended, breaking your ankles so hard, you had to retire the very next day.

CaseOh: Panicking. "CHAT! CHAT! IT'S NOT LOOKING GOOD CHAT! WE NEED SOMETHING IN HERE! LOCK IN!

The username TheChroniclesOfAnansi sent in something magical.

CaseOh: *Gasp* SHRIMP ALFREDO??? NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Case's divine tune erupted in a heavenly melody, resonating with a purity that seemed to echo across the cosmos. This celestial harmony effortlessly sliced through the Ronaldo beam, parting in entirely in two. A sound was so overwhelmingly pure, so impossibly powerful, that it not only overpowered the beam, it also cut through it and began to unravel the very fabric of Speed's form. The melody instantly vaporized Speed, erasing him from existence as the beam disintegrated into nothingness. The enigmatic streamer didn't even notice his demise, with how quickly it all happened.

There was an absolute silence.

As the universe slowly reformed around him, CaseOh floated amidst the swirling remnants of it, as if the universe itself was taking a deep, calming breath after the storm.

With a satisfied smile, he twirled a forkful of pasta, savouring the warmth and flavour with each bite.

As he ate, the stars began to flicker back to life, their light growing brighter with each passing moment. Planets reassembled themselves, pulling together pieces of shattered moons and forming new orbits. The once fractured universe was healing, knitting itself back into a harmonious whole.

In this quiet moment of rebirth, he was not merely a man, but the architect of existence, savouring the simple, profound pleasure of a good meal as the stars and planets took their places in the heavens once more.

He took another bite, closing his eyes as the flavours melded on his tongue. Just the simple pleasure of a good meal and the quiet rebirth of a universe. He makes the mistake of reading his chat soon after.

Case: Who just said based on a true story? GET HIM OUT!

K.O!