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sent to classroom of the elite as a normal human

etzer become villian and bang all! (vine boom sound effect) etzer a random smart non expression psychopath gets transported to the world he dispises the most because of an opinion he had (just like twitter or x if your a nerd but. unlike twitter if you have an opinion instead of getting cancelled by brain dead online consumers you get transported to a world you DISPISE the most) and etzer always wanted to experience physical intercourse with women as he was virgin. and if your wondering "won't his parents search for him?" yeah that's the thing he has no parents lol imagine being an orphan in 2024 (jk jk no no cancel pleaseeeeeeeeeee) oh and the world he got transported to us in 2016 so yeahhh! this world is really different from the anime there are gonna be special chapters every week once or twice and you! yes the readers get to vote on the auxiliary chapter the same auxiliary chapter will be used and updated for different polls because we don't want an indefinite number of chapters stack up that are not canon just voting. oh and all special chapters are cannon it's like an interactive novel! or fan fiction. you guys can control how the novel goes don't worry there will be plot outside of the special chapters and the plot will change because of the special chapters! so it will be really interesting if you have any doubts can comment any time! and your feedback on every chapter will make an huge impact on the story. and if there are spelling errors let me know. and I am pausing all my other novels and fan fics just because of this. thanks and peace!

Fungodlol · アニメ·コミックス
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19 Chs

being tortured because of being a totally normal and ethical human being

Horrikita had changed herself cutting her long soft silk hair to a short and more rougher.and instead of wearing tights highs she is now wearing tights on her legs covering her damn tighs which literally 90% of the classroom of the elite fans simp over.

And also a sad reality for etzer who gets a glance of her tighs when ever he has the slightest of chance to... Usually he kinda does ih openly because horrikita and Ayanokoji already know that etzer is someone sinister so it didn't really matter.. but now etzer is known as the man to wed ichinose just because they are dating.

And of course when etzer walked in he got alot of questions about it for gossiping and curiousity reason."etzer-kun are you truly datanng ichinose senpai?" Asked kusida witha small frown on her face..etzer was confused inwardly because wasn't kusida a attention whore who does everything just to be popular and get attention from every possible human being present? But etzer doens't know that she is a attention whore completely but he did see her character being revealed to have 2 sides on her jealously towards horrikita and other popluar girls in the class and school so etzer came to a conclusion that she basically a attention slut.. but that's not important what's important is why does she care about etzer who is with ichinose sure etzer is darn hot~

(Image of etzer)

But etzer soon realised the reason kusida had a frown on her face is obviously because she wanted him for the fact that he is basically the most popular human alive in this school...and also the smartest and strongest..if she was dating etzer her status would be boosted to maximum percentage.

'ah that's why she has a frown that's not inwarded and clearly shown I am so damn stupid that took me about 1.8 seconds to realise how stupid off me... I usually think stuff way quicker damn etzer what happened to you? Did you get rusty that damned quick? Just because you didn't get the psycloinc brain treatment doesn't mean you fall of that quickly... How am I even competing with that guy Ayanokoji? He is always calm and collected he mastered alot of skills and talents with just pure rough training but I needed crazy brain enhancement with unethical checmicals and technology just to survive and be slightly smarter and slightly stronger then him... Hell! I lose to him on a one on one battle! The punch I landed that was like 80% of my strength that travelling at like 18-19 miles per hour or something crazy that guy managed to get infornt 0.90 milliseconds before impact and the guy wasn't even in full defense mode! The idea of that block was to make himself look nothing compared to me and someone who barely survived... Infornt of horrikita although that didn't help much since his entire strength and intelligence factor got leaked the fuck out like a pervert who had been beating his meat for 4 hours non stop and finally managed to release it! Damn why do I always use gross analogies?! And WHY THE FLYING FUCK AM I THINKING THIS LIKE ITS A INTERNAL MONOLOGUE OF A MAIN CHARACTER HELLO? WHO THE FUCK AM I TALKING TO? IF ANYONE IS THERE I WOULD JUST LIKE TO SAY YOURE A FLYING ***** ****** **** ***** ***** YOU ****** YOUR MOTHER IS A ***** I HOPE YO-'

Unfortunately I have to stop his internal monologue before you leave if you have already left great fucking choice! Anyways...

Etzer didn't know there was another frowny face know as karuizawa kei for the same reason as kusida etzer didn't care about her much as she kinda seemed like a normal highschool student... Wow etzer 308 iq? What a fucking joke you are damn stupid how can you overlook a perfectly normal girl who even Ayanokoji overlooked at most points?

Karuizawa has the same tendent of "he will boost me and he will defend me blah blah"

Etc.

Oh you thought etzer was cruel? Yes he is...but there are so many other little psychopaths in this creepy little schoo- wait DO YOH EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING MESSED UP AND DUMB THIS STORY IS?

THERE IS A TEENAGER WHO HAS BEEN BRUTALLY TRAINED BY ADULTS THAT ARE 10X THE AGE AS HIM SINCE HE WAS BORN..THERE IS A WEAK LOLI WHO ALSO PROBABLY HAS A TERRIBLE BACKSTORY...THERE IS A FUCKING PINK HAIRED WAIFU WHO HAS BEEN GUILT TRIPPED FOR STEALING A FUCKING COSMETIC AND SHE ALSO DATED THE NEXT STUDENT COUNCIL PRESIDENT TO GET PRIVATE POINTS JUST TO SAVE ONE STUDENT FROM BEING EXPELLED IN THE FUTURE! AND THERE ARE THREE IDIOTS WHO TRIED TO PUT HIDDEN SECURITY CAMERAS IN THE GIRLS CHANGING BOOT AND NOT TO MENTUON THERE IS A WHITE HAIRED IDIOT WHO HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED HIS WHOLE LIFE BELIEVING HE WAS THE SECOND COMING OF SATAN AND GETTING HIM TO KILL HIS OWN PARENTS JUST TO BE KIDNAPPED BY A-

*Stop and a sigh and deep breath*

I am sorry I get a little ahead sometimes... etzer being like this is because it's his faul fucking brain dead motherfucker....but it was technically*key word* TECHNICALLY not his fault.

Anyways etzer just stood awkwardly as the entire class surrounded him like he is some creature from a zoo doing a backflip whilst breakdancing lolol.

Anyways etzer just stopped all the questions and said..

"Yes yes... It's true i am indeed dating the leader of class 1-B honami ichinose.."

The girls shouted in frustration as well as a few boys with jealously and hatred. And did you see how etzer streched that? "Leader of class 1-B honami ichinose" so that the word can go around and have bigger impact then if he just said I am dating ichinose because it's kind of the human mind works..let's say if you hear something you are interested in and the person saying it said it short..it will just pass over your head! Trust me I am failing in chemistry oh and the author is having problem with biology cause he gets no ho-

(SHUT UP)

*Note narrator is the same person as the author (me) this is for comedic purposes and how to get hoes please help me):*

Now let's say if someone says something that you are interested in long terms... You will not understand it at all which is worse then if the person just said it in simple terms.. let's say if they say it shortly and simply but kinda add a few details streching it a little bit like adding last names their occupation blah blah.

It wouldn't go over your head that easily remember it's not the size of the sentence it's about how you strech it-author 2024

Etzer immediately sat at his seat at the sight of eruption over the classroom.

The homeroom teacher entered the classroom and immediately looked at etzer..

"Etzer come meet me down the hallway after class ends."

She says..etzer frowned as he said.."Sensei did you really have to say it right infornt of the class? I me-"

She gave him a glance and etzer immediately shut down not wanting to be hated by his homeroom teacher as well.

The class was relatively as boring and easy as always etzer answered every question blah blah easy AP calculus and seemingly complicated essays which you had 10 minutes to write...oh good ol robotics yes! Advanced robotics in 2016!

*After class ends*

Etzer walks down the hallway to see his homeroom teacher stand in peculiarly dramatic place where there is window glowing radiant light over the area they are going to talk in.

"Holly novel"

Etzer said quietly as he came closer as she began yapping shit..

"Are you sure what you have done is the right thing? Dating the leader of class 1-B"

"I am sure you had other intentions with her you are simply using her as a toy aren't you?"

She asked to which etzer replied shortly."I am totally not using her for any external benefit oh no no I am dating her because I have genuine and real pure love for her."

He said sarcastically as there is basically no point in hiding it anymore as she cannot do anything even if his true intentions are revealed in this school... Unless it's a fight or violation of rules or cheating that's when the teacher is allowed to pick in..let's say for example that a student is trying to expell everyone in the school at the end of graduation even if the entire school and staffs know it unless the students know there will be no interference with the students intentions.

"Oh comon you aren't even trying to hide it at this point."

she said smirking.

"Well I didn't need to hide anything and for your kind information I don't see ichinose as a toy she is a tool to help class 1-D out well isant that what you always wanted? Class 1-D to be class A? I am confused why you are questioning me I am pretty sure you are someone who would blackmail a poor helpless student who has escaped from his terrible father just to have peaceful normal life at a school which is basically his only light in the tunnel."

Etzer said as she raised her eye brows.

"You are truly something different..."

She said in a weirdly impressed tone.

"A staggering iq of 308 you're just hiding your true potential at this point the funny part is even the students know that you are holding back yet you are still the class leader? I cannot blame you for taking advantage here the students are absolute bafoons.."

She said smirking and crackling a little.

Now etzer knew that the stupid god had something to do with this cause I don't know if you know there were no teachers at the place where the iq and strength of students were revealed.

"You sure are glazing me."

"Glazing? Is that a even proper English?"

"Oh right this is 2016.."

"I guess that would make sense for someone to use nonsensical langauge especially if you're from 8 years into the future especially from a different universe"

Class 1-D's homeroom teacher says it with venom in her voice as she makes her seld known.

"And especially if you have been brainwashed by a stupid facility and being put in a container for over 5 years, no eating, sleep or social interaction just straight suffering in that tube with acid."

She said to which etzer instantly replied.

"Damn that's crazy didn't think out of all the people on my to kill list you'd be number one what a crazy surprise!."

She didn't even flinch even though knowing his past and what he is actually capable off.

"Well I hope you know. I have recorded all of this on my phone right here so it's better you stop right here and stop your plan off expelling everyone and actually get to class A."

Etzer kicks the phone immediately after her hands reach out to take it from her pocket.

The phone flew off from her pocket like a bullet never to be seen again as she looks at the trajectory of her phone and instantly back at etzer who was now only a few inches away from her.

His eyes are really scary up close he is scary up close... Even tho he is known to be the most beautiful student..

"Run for your life...this or this may become your final class you teach for your entire life.. also I am also recording this.. I can cut a few sounds and make it sound like you want me to me stop my intentions all together fully which you do know you can dismissed for.."

She actually got staggered as she bit her lip in frustration.

As etzer walked away with his hands in his pocket he also said...

"If you say anything about my past that stupid that god told you about you may very well only last a few more ap calculus lessons."