Chapter 36: Thirty-six

"But, what about Kuya Ymar? Kuya Lash? Kuya Kienzo?"

"Lynard is right," said Kuya Kienzo in agreement.

"Hey Vince and Chan, come sit here. Lalisa, you can sit with Elena," Kuya Ymar said.

The guy with white hair and the guy with green hair walked over.

Kuya Ymar    |    T    |    Kuya Lynard

Green hair guy    |    A    |    Kuya Kienzo

Me    |    B    |    Kuya Lash

(Vacant)    |    L    |    White hair guy

(Vacant)    |    E    |    (Vacant)

That's our seating arrangement, and I'm just pretending for now, haha.

"Don't sulk, Zhyn. What do you want?"

I badly want to sleep, I'm really tired. Kuya Kienzo stood up.

"Bed," I whispered, but I don't think they heard me.

I'm so sleepy!

"Huh?? Speak up," Kuya Ymar said.

"I SAID I WANT THE BED, I WANT TO SLEEP! BECAUSE THAT BITCHY LEANILLE INTERRUPTED ME," I shouted.

They covered their ears.

"I'm really sleepy," I said softly, hugging the pillow.

I sat in an Indian seat, resting my head on the pillow.

I'm about to fall asleep here.

"Hey Kienzo, Ymar, just order anything we can eat," Kuya Lynard said.

I'm so tired, my body is really exhausted.

I was closing my eyes when someone tapped my shoulder, making me sit up.

"Where's the food??" I asked immediately.

They laughed at my reaction, thinking it was funny. How annoying, keep laughing! I hope you choke.

"Are you that sleepy, Zhyn?!" Kuya Lash laughed.

"They're just getting the food," Kuya Lynard said.

The green-haired guy was the one who tapped me.

"Why are you so sleepy?" asked the white-haired guy.

I answered with my eyes closed.

"Hhhhmmm yawn No reason," I said, but maybe it was because of earlier.

"Hey! You should eat first. You're the one who insisted on eating, and now you're going to sleep on us," the green-haired guy said.

Pak!

They all gasped when I slapped myself.

Yes, I slapped myself. What's your problem with that?

I lowered my feet and placed the pillow on the chair beside me.

I let him sit there first.

"Hoo! I'm awake now!! KUYA KIENZO! KUYA YMAR!! WHERE'S THE FOOD?? IT'S TAKING TOO LONG!!" I shouted.

I badly want to sleep, so let's hurry! Food!!

I ignored their silly laughter, they must be crazy, even the people at the next table were laughing. What's so funny about what I did, guys?

"Zhyn, you're so harsh on yourself!" Kuya Lash said.

-_- Oh really, and you're still laughing, you evil Kuya.

"Seems like it didn't hurt you, come here, I'll slap you," Kuya Lynard joked.

"Such a girl," the green-haired guy muttered, laughing.

Even Mr. White Hair was laughing.

"I'm just sleepy, I might fall asleep on the food. Don't worry, Kuya Lynard, if I feel sleepy... I'll ask you to slap me," I said.

"Just kidding," Kuya Lynard said.

Your joke is lame, bro.

Let's change the topic.

"Are Green Hair and White Hair your friends, Kuya?" I asked.

"Green hair? White hair?" they both asked.

Wow, answering my question with a question.

Okay, go with the flow.

"Yes, I don't know your names," I shrugged.

The food is taking too long, I'll eat the girls here, damn it!

"Don't call me Mr. Green Hair, I'm Chan Myuki. Call me Chan, one of the princes of the Nature Kingdom."

Ah, he's a prince too.

"I have a name too, I'm Vince Kyeong, Plant Kingdom prince."

I nodded.

"I'm Sherria Zhyn (Zeyn), but just call me Zhyn. I had amnesia and I found out that they call me Chubby Nerd here at school," I said.

Their eyes widened. Wait, they didn't know? We've been together for a while now.

"Wait, you are Chubby Nerd?" Vince said, clearly surprised.

"It's true, Lynard? I thought you were joking earlier," Chan said.

"Late reaction, guys," I said, and they looked at me.

I furrowed my brow, what's their problem?

"Wait, Bro?" Kuya Lash said.

"Yes, bro Kuya Lash," I said.

"Hey, you're a girl, don't talk like that," Kuya Lynard said.

I gestured for them to be quiet and come closer.

They leaned in.

"Don't be loud, guys, I might not get any chicks here. The girls here have smooth legs and big breasts, hehe," I said, and their eyes widened.

I looked at the nearby table.

Damn! Smooth legs, I wish I could date those girls.

I sat up straight and when they didn't notice, I dropped my spoon under the table where three girls were sitting.

"Ayy, I dropped my spoon," I said.

I slid under the table discreetly.

Damn!! Heaven, such smooth legs!

I discreetly touched one of the girl's legs, and she stood up.

I got out from under the table.

"Ayy, sorry miss, there was dirt under the table, and I just picked up my spoon," I said.

"A-ah, it's okay," she said.

I turned my back and sat back at our table.

I held my hand.

Ohlalallaaa~ this is my life, haha.

Kuya's eyes widened as I bragged about how smooth the girl's legs were, bwahaha, they're just jealous--

"OUCH!!" I yelped when something hit my head.

I looked to see who it was.

It was Leanille, she threw a spoon at my head.

'I saw what you did, pretending to drop the spoon, huh,' she said in my mind.

'It won't happen again, ma'am,' I laughed, still talking telepathically.

"Leanille saw that I purposely dropped the spoon," I told them.

They were shocked!

"Oh?! What happened to you?! Why are you so shocked?!" I asked.

"What?! Are you a tomboy?!!" Kuya Lynard asked, surprised.

"Yes," the others agreed.

"Huh?? No way, I'm a girl at heart. Hehe! I'm just attracted to girls, haha! Who wouldn't be attracted if they have big breasts, smooth legs, and blah blah," I said.

I said all sorts of things, haha. I laughed at their reactions, they look like fools.

Kuya Kienzo and Kuya Ymar came back.

They placed the food on the table.

"Hey, we saw what you did," Kuya Ymar said.

"Yes, you discreetly dropped the spoon, so it landed on the girls' table, and you even squeezed her leg. Are you a lesbian? Maybe you swapped places with Princess Azemia," Kuya Kienzo said.

"Like I said, I'm just attracted," I said, winking at one of the girls who made eye contact with me.

She blushed and looked away. I know I'm handsome, haayyyy, even here.

"But Zhyn, you're good, you got away with it. How was it?" Kuya Ymar seemed like we would get along.

I gave Kuya Ymar a thumbs up.

"It was great, Kuya, soft and smooth," I said, laughing. Why are these guys so surprised? Have they never seen a live-action performance by someone as handsome as me? There's no one else like me.

"You seem to know a lot, teach me, haha," Kuya Ymar said.

I stood up since Kuya Ymar was still standing.

I put my arm around Kuya Ymar and whispered.

He smiled and looked at me.

"Really? I'll try that," Kuya Ymar said.

"But Kuya, act normal, don't let it show that you're doing it on purpose, you need to be the best actor," I added.

I sat back down, and Kuya Ymar started his act, bwahaha.

"Kuya Ymar, order me a Mango juice," I said loudly, acting bored, leaning back in my chair.

Kuya Ymar pouted.

Wow, Kuya Ymar is good.

"Why should I?" Kuya Ymar pretended to complain.

Kuya Ymar is a good actor.

"Please, Kuya, you're kind," I said, trying to be cute, and he pretended to be annoyed and walked away.

Wow, Kuya Ymar's annoyance looks so real, as if he can't believe it.

"What did you whisper to Zhyn?" they asked.

"Just some tips, guys. Don't look at me, just discreetly watch what Kuya Ymar will do," I smirked, and they wondered.

We discreetly watched him.

Kuya Ymar looked annoyed and was on his way back with my mango juice.

He pretended to look behind him and bumped into a girl, spilling the juice on her chest.

"Shit! I'm sorry, miss, shit! You're wet now! I'm really sorry," Kuya Ymar said.

Wow, Kuya Ymar, you're amazing. He's such a good actor, he nailed every move like an expert actor.